After sending it out, Masha opened the emoticon page, picked out an emoticon of Banana Brother dancing and sent it out. Opposite: "Mother Legs is right!" Opposite: "By the way, leg mom, can you do me a favor?" "Silver Bear Alliance is not good. I can't touch the computer recently." ——Just kidding, starting from today the time you don’t have to go to school is very precious, I don’t have time to help you improve your grades, "No, I'm not asking you to help me get higher points. Of course you can help me get higher points." "Want to go out with me? That's no problem." "... Well, that's about it. You're the top student in Experimental Middle School, right? Can you help me with my studies?" Without even thinking, Masha answered immediately: "No." "why?"
"Because you are beautiful, I will definitely only focus on flirting with you and not teaching you." After sending the message, Masha was quite proud: What a great reply, it's unique and it praises her beauty, girls will definitely fall for it! He clearly heard the league secretary next to him sighing. Masha glanced at her and found that she was craning her neck to look over here, so she asked, "What's wrong?" The league secretary whispered, "Little Junior Sister, are you tired of playing so quickly?" "You're sighing about this. I thought you thought I wasn't good at flirting." "No, your direct approach is pretty good. If it was a less experienced girl, she might be caught off guard. After all, girls are only around young boys, so they are more shy. I've never seen such shameless guys. Many older scumbags can get girls by doing this." "Am I damaged?" "Yes, scumbag." Masha shrugged - yes, I am a scumbag, there is no excuse for it. At this time, the other side replied: "Thigh Mom, usually the men in the group often say that you have a bad character, but I feel that you are not a bad person, just a bit stupid." Masha heard a "puff" sound from the league secretary's side, and when he turned around, he saw that the secretary had already frowned. Masha curled her lips and typed: "I ranked third in Guangdong Province in the first mock exam." What he really wanted to say was: I outsmarted a group of terrorists yesterday and even tricked the Office with a Very Long Name around. Have you ever seen any idiot who could do that? The person replied: "Come and help me with my studies. As a reward, I'll let you flirt with me." When Masha saw this reply, he became confused. ——What kind of approach is this? League Secretary: "Oh, he came prepared." Masha glanced at the league secretary.
——That’s not right. According to my magic weapon, the favorability of This Flower and This World towards me is zero. If she has been interested in me for a long time, how could the favorability be zero? Being interested does not necessarily mean having a positive impression. It may also be that one particularly hates him, Masha, so one is "interested" - because one wants to see him get humiliated. But if it's zero, then that means there's absolutely no interest. - Wait a minute, maybe, she wasn't coming for me, but for Chihiro? For example, she was jealous of Chihiro being surrounded by photographers at every comic convention, so now she wanted to cheat on her to get revenge? The League Secretary said: "She is most likely here for Lin Qianxun. She must have slandered Qianxun in private. Woman, huh." ——You are a woman too, right? At this time, the teacher on the podium expressed his dissatisfaction again: "You two! Forget about Masha, but what do you think Fang Qiuyi? You were already sitting in the last row of Class 1 during the exam. If you don't work harder, you will have to take the exam in Class 2!" Masha: "Teacher, what do the students in Class 2 who are taking the exam think of what you said?" The league secretary kicked Masha under the table. Masha shut her mouth and was very well behaved. After the teacher started explaining the topic again, the league secretary asked quietly, "What are you going to do now?" Masha smiled. In fact, after determining the girl's intention, Masha quickly formulated a strategy. ——Since the girl came with a purpose, it will be easy. Masha replied: "Forget it. I'm very busy with the college entrance exam soon. The only free time I have is after the cram school on Sunday afternoon. I'd rather play duo with Qianxun." At this time, Masha saw that the pagination of the magic weapon on his desk that pretended to be Zhang Huanggang's secret scroll had changed. A dynamic message appeared on the scroll bar which was originally empty: Favorability towards Lin Qianxun -5, Fighting Spirit +10. ——What the hell? Chapter 045 You are flirting with girls, not catching Meng Huo Masha hurriedly took a closer look at the page of "Hua Gu Shuang", but did not find any new attribute values. Because the favorability was still 0, most of the attributes were not displayed, and there was only one dynamic line in the scroll bar, so it would not scroll at all. ——So the favorability between the harem will only display the changes in the dynamic information? ——And what the hell is that fighting spirit? ——Is this the beginning of a palace fight? Of course, Masha doesn't watch palace fighting dramas. In fact, he doesn't watch TV dramas at all. Sometimes he is forced to accompany Qianxun to watch her favorite dramas, but Lin Qianxun doesn't watch palace fighting dramas either. She likes Breaking Bad, Mexican Drug Lords and the like. However, his mother was obsessed with Story of Yanxi Palace some time ago, and dragged his father to watch it with her. During that time, whenever Masha left the room to go to the bathroom, he could hear his father firmly complaining about Wei Yingluo's various "Long Aotian" behaviors. Later, Masha asked his father what he thought of it, with a gloating attitude. His father said: "In fact, when watching this kind of film, you have to put yourself in the emperor's perspective. Just imagine that after fighting with various ministers in the court, you return to the harem and let the eunuchs summarize today's palace fighting into a storytelling. Isn't it a bit like watching a cricket fight?" Masha now remembered the expression on her father's face when he said this. ——Cricket fighting...
——However, this fighting spirit towards Chihiro can be utilized. At this time, "One Flower One World" said: "You still said you would tease me." "Of course I will. If I were to teach you, I would definitely tease you so much that you would lose interest in teaching." "Then you come and teach me!" Masha typed calmly: "But I don't have time!" "You said you would tease me again?" "Yes, I mean, if I teach you, that's the premise, but I don't have time to tutor you, isn't that contradictory?" As soon as Masha clicked send, the Youth League Secretary next to him complained: "What kind of trick is this?" It seemed that she had been looking at Masha's mobile screen. “It’s called playing hard to get.” "You're flirting with girls, not catching Meng Huo." Masha didn't care: "It's the same principle." In fact, it was mainly because Masha had a magic weapon to control the other party's mind, and was preparing to make a fuss about this "one flower, one world" - her real name was Hua Gu Shuang - and her fighting spirit against Lin Qianxun. At this time, the other party sent an eye-rolling expression. The League Secretary: "Look, you've gone too far." Masha glanced at the page of Hua Gu Shuang on the magic weapon, and new dynamics appeared in the scroll bar: Fighting spirit towards Lin Qianxun +10. ——Very good, it works! ——As long as her fighting spirit towards Lin Qianxun remains unchanged, there is no need to worry that she will not take the initiative. What we need to do now is to put her aside. So Masha planned to reply with an emoji of Banana Brother's evil smile, but before clicking on the emoji, he hesitated. ——At this time, you should just not reply. This girl is probably used to the dogs who will reply to her messages. Only by not replying at this time can she distinguish herself from those dogs! ——Love is a war. The one pursuing will be passive, and the one being pursued can take the initiative on the battlefield! So love is also a war of brains! Masha confidently exited QQ on his mobile phone. He decided that even if the girl sent him another message, he would not reply for the time being and wait until noon to fully implement the strategy of placement. With the data support of the magic weapon, Masha is full of confidence and not panicked at all. "You received a message on your phone." The League Secretary reminded. Masha placed the phone upside down on the table. Then start today's question-solving journey. **
At noon, Masha and Cai Shi went to the back street to eat together. As soon as she sat down in the wonton shop, Cai Shi spoke up: "Brother, why are you suddenly interested in the transvestite UP on Station B?" Masha was surprised, but she looked very calm: "I saw it during class, and I always felt that she didn't look like a transvestite, so I asked her." "Hey, my senior is still browsing Bilibili during class, doesn't the teacher care?" "As long as I don't play the speaker, the teacher won't care, because it's not the first time I've done this. At first, the teacher confiscated my phone, so I deliberately handed in a blank paper for the quiz that afternoon, saying that if he didn't return the phone, I would hand in blank papers in the future, forcing him to return the phone to me. Later, the teachers found that my grades didn't drop because I played with my phone or skipped classes, so they just let it go." Cai Shi stared at Ma Sha with wide eyes: "Brother, you... handed in a blank paper to force the teacher to return your phone?" "Yeah, that's awesome, isn't it? By the way, last time I was caught by the vice principal during a surprise inspection in an Internet cafe, and the vice principal said he would look for my dad. At that time, I told him that if my dad beat me up, I would control my scores precisely and apply to a military academy. After all, I'm the son of a special combat hero, and military academies give priority to admission, and it's okay as long as the scores are about right. You will have one less point to compete for the top score in the college entrance examination, so you can do whatever you want." "Didn't you inform your father in the end?" "No, because the vice-principal knew that I handed in a blank paper after my phone was confiscated." Masha shrugged. Cai Shi opened her mouth slightly: "Brother, you... are really amazing." She probably wanted to say something like "Brother, no wonder you can kill people without blinking an eye" at first, but then she changed her words because she was afraid of being overheard. Seeing Cai Shi's surprised expression, Masha suddenly thought: If I show her my Lamborghini and then tell her what I did late last night, I wonder if her jaw will really be dislocated. ——Forget it. Now that the suspicion on me has just been eliminated, I should keep a low profile for now and not do anything that will cause disturbance easily. --but…… Masha thought of the embarrassing things he had done in the car and his eyes fell on Cai Shi's chest. He licked his lips. Cai Shi naturally noticed Masha's behavior, and asked with a sly smile: "Brother, I know what you are thinking, but do you still have money to get a room?" Only then did Masha remember that he had no money and had not yet sold the computer he had taken out of the car. He couldn't help but cover his face. Cai Shi sighed: "I still have more than 500 yuan in my Alipay account. How about I pay first?" Masha immediately replied: "Okay!" Cai Shi: "Brother, you... have become a complete scumbag. I wonder if I don't have good taste in choosing men. It was the same this morning. You obviously have a girlfriend, but you still flirt with girls online." It was then that Masha realized something. "You...are also in that group?" "Yeah. I've done a COS with Senior Sister Lin, the Pretty Cure." Eh? "We will also be performing together on Saga Idols Are Legends this summer. I will be performing on Hoshikawa Lili." "You're going to save him?" Masha looked at Cai Shi's chest again, "Use this chest? Aren't you afraid of being strangled to death by the chest wrap?"
——I spent a thousand dollars to make your breasts resistant to wear and tear. Ordinary breast wraps probably won’t be able to do anything about it. "It hasn't been decided yet, but you see, the big-breasted characters in that movie are all very tall, I'm not suitable. Only Hoshikawa Lili is a short and thick girl..." "No matter who you are, once your COS costume is ready, please put it on and have sex with me!" "Yes, yes, I told you to go away. I told you to go away." The peaceful lunch time passed like this. Then Masha had her first experience of using Durex.
