At the very least you have to choose one and put it in the pot to cook, right? Then after you finish eating what's in the bowl, you can add more rice right away. Because it was in class, Masha didn't dare to use the automatic filtering function of the magic weapon so blatantly, so he turned the pages manually one by one. This feeling reminded him of the time when he would turn into the underground mall near Gongyuanqian Station on his way back from cram school every weekend and flip through the catalogs in the model shop. However, after browsing for a long time, apart from admiring the beauties from different countries, Masha made no progress at all. ——It really is impossible to just flip through the pages and find a girl who is suitable as the target for the next stage. ——Also, even if you find the right girl, you still have to start flirting with her from getting to know each other, which seems so troublesome. ——Or else, should I continue to go after those girls who already have a crush on me? Masha thought about it and rejected the idea. ——You can’t take advantage of someone’s favorability when you don’t like them. I’m just a scumbag who wants to start a harem, not a scumbag. There’s a difference between a scumbag and a scumbag! Masha rejected his own thoughts and turned the pages unconsciously.
He suddenly realized that the girl in the photo on the next page looked familiar. ——I remember she posted a dancing video on Bilibili? What is that called? Masha turned around and asked the secretary of the Youth League branch: "Hey, what do those girls who post dance videos on Bilibili call themselves?" "You mean dance?" The secretary looked at Masha in confusion, "Why are you asking this? Which girl's long white legs are you attracted to?" "What kind of image do I have in your eyes?" "Yeah, you probably only stare at breasts." "Hey! Am I angry?" The League Secretary shrugged his shoulders and lowered his head to continue doing his homework. Masha took out his mobile phone, quickly logged into Bilibili, and searched based on his memory. ——It was her. Last time when I went to the comic convention to look for Chihiro, I saw her recording a dance next to me. Damn, this is a bit too high. Is her ID called Brother Hua? --elder brother? Masha flipped through the comment section below and found a lot of people asking "Is she a transvestite?" Look at other people’s signatures: Don’t send mushrooms, mine is bigger than yours. --Eh? Masha clicked on her personal page in confusion and found that the top post was actually a man in tap dancing in men's clothing...Huh? Masha confirmed the Huanggang secret scroll again in doubt - the moving photo on the secret scroll was clearly a girl. The curves of her chest, waist and hips were completely those of a girl, and there was also that long hair. --Eh? ——Could it be that this is to reduce harassment and deliberately pretend to be a transvestite online? ——It’s quite interesting.
——At least this time I found a girl who I can meet without going abroad. ——Qualifications... are also A, not bad. ——And she is very beautiful, with long and white legs. No complaints, the decision is yours! Chapter 043 My superpower is to talk to death Masha took out his cell phone. Although Masha is a heavy otaku, he doesn't play COS. In his future plans, he might play COSER - at that time he didn't know that Lin Qianxun's love level for him was negative 100, so he took it for granted. But Masha is quite familiar with the group of people who play COS in Yuezhou. When Lin Qianxun first pulled him into the local COS circle group, almost no one paid attention to him, until one day, the people in the group discovered that Masha was very good at playing games. Masha is a calm and quick-witted person. In the game, he can always judge the situation quickly and make the most correct response. Although he has not reached the level of a professional player, among ordinary players, Masha is definitely a high-level player. The legend of Masha in Qianxun's COS group started with the time when he helped someone to rank up - to be precise, someone else wanted to help the girl to rank up, the girl and Qianxun were best friends, and when she saw Masha online, she asked Masha to play with them - later Masha found out that the girl simply "didn't like the boy that much", so she didn't want to play in a duo. Masha didn't care about their business at that time. He just sat down in the Internet cafe and wanted to play a few more games before his money ran out. The boy was talking nonsense in YY, so Masha just mute YY and hang up and play his own game. As a result, Masha was in great form that day, chasing five opponents alone. Since then, Masha has become famous in the group. Whenever someone wants to be promoted, they will come to Masha and ask if they want to team up with him. Later, the people in that group discovered that Masha played almost all the popular games, and his performance was at the top of the pyramid of ordinary players, below the professional players. Later, people in the group began to call Masha "Tui Ma". Ma is the homonym of "Ma" (horse), and "Tui" (thigh) naturally refers to the thigh. This time, as soon as Masha popped up in the group and said "Ask a question", someone immediately asked: "Thigh Mom, take me to Dream. I've been to many deaths on the two Hammers on Roosevelt Island, but they haven't dropped yet." Obviously, this person was talking about the latest game "The Division 2". "Dream" is the top troll in the game and it is very difficult to get it. "Fuck you," Masha responded. "I'm in class, you want me to take a phone and save Washington? Come on. Let me ask you, is the UP on Station B, called Ahua Ge, a man or a woman?" Masha wouldn't come up and ask directly if anyone knows Ahua Ge, that would be too weird. It would seem more normal to pretend to be curious about her gender. As soon as Masha asked the question, someone circled an ID called "Huahua, do your best in the high school entrance exam": "Ahua, someone is looking for you!" ——Wang Defa? High school entrance exam? Damn, is this a junior high school student? I don’t believe it! But after the initial moment of surprise, Masha calmed down. ——No, if you think about it carefully, Chihiro was already very attractive when she was in the third year of junior high school, but she didn't change much in the three years of high school. ——The biggest change is probably the continuous improvement of makeup techniques? Soon, the tagged “Huahua, do your best in the high school entrance exam” popped up: “What’s wrong, Tuima? I’m flattered that you suddenly contacted me.” "Really? I am such a great person in your eyes. Now I will give you an opportunity to get closer to the great man. Tell me your real gender!" said Masha. The other party sent an emoticon with an ellipsis. Then he said, "You really don't know how to chat." "It's a strategy to distinguish me from the lickers. Besides, a bad impression is a strong impression, much stronger than no impression at all. Now you remember me, don't you?"
Masha argued convincingly. The other person: "Wow, you are indeed a top student. You are still as annoying as ever when you talk." --Um? "When I was pursued by the top student in the grade, the love letter he wrote to me was like this. He wrote a bunch of incomprehensible arguments in a gibberish way, and in the end, 'it can be concluded' that 'we are a match made in heaven'. I felt disgusted and funny when I read it." It's over, Masha thought, I stepped on a landmine. To die before leaving the army is to make the hero burst into tears. After repeating these two sentences in his mind, Masha put down his phone and continued to look for the magic weapon. What does it matter? Although the girl is very pretty, it’s not like he has been shot by Cupid’s arrow. There is no such thing as “I can only live with you”. At this time, the league secretary complained: "What, failed to pick up the girl?" "Yeah, I'm hated." "That's normal. You're the best at making a bad first impression." "Will you find that I'm a good person after getting to know me more?" Masha asked back. The league secretary shrugged: "As you get to know you more, you'll find that you're really an annoying guy." "Are you being arrogant?" "See, this is the most annoying thing about you. You may seem like you're joking, but in fact, it reveals your arrogance. So I really understand why boys hate you." "I say, we have been working together as squad leaders and party secretaries for so long, I thought we had a relationship of mutual admiration, but after all this time you hate me?" "No, I just mean that I understand why boys hate you. Similarly, I also understand why you are so popular among some girls." Masha was excited: this was the first time he heard from a girl that he was very popular among girls. He automatically omitted the modifier "partially". "Really? Then tell me, what is it about me that makes girls popular?" Masha asked excitedly. This is an important reference that she can use to pick up girls in the future. At this time, the guy sitting in front of him couldn't help but glance back at Masha and the secretary. He seemed to be very unhappy that the two of them were talking about such a topic in the classroom at a volume that people next to them could hear clearly. Unfortunately, his grades were not as good as these two, so after glancing at them, he turned back to continue doing his homework. The league secretary glanced at Masha's front seat, picked up his phone and started typing - it seemed he didn't want to disturb others. Then a notification bubble popped up on Masha's phone, indicating that a new message had been received. Masha opened it and the league secretary said, "The poetry and distant places in your heart have a fatal attraction to some girls." "I studied science," Masha pointed out decisively, "and I could only write argumentative essays in exams. My teachers said that my arguments were well-founded and I had the courage to argue with them, but unfortunately they sounded too much like math problems. Whenever I wrote narrative or lyrical essays, I would go off topic and get low marks." The League Secretary typed something on his phone with his slender fingers. "How many bad love poems do you think a pretty girl will receive in her lifetime? I'm not talking about superficial poetry and distant places. How should I put it? For example, those aspiring young men who joined the revolution had a fatal attraction for some girls, making them willing to give up everything and even follow these dreaming boys to climb snowy mountains and cross grasslands. Do you understand what I mean?" "I must point out that the ambitious young men you mentioned were mostly handsome men in history."
When the League Secretary saw Masha's reply, he raised his head, frowned, and stared at Masha with his almond-shaped eyes. "Why?" Masha asked directly without using his phone, "Isn't what I said the truth? So the new main theme movies that use young actors to play aspiring young men are actually restoring historical facts in terms of appearance." The League Secretary had an expression that said, "Son, I'm very disappointed in you." At this moment, Masha suddenly noticed something. "Fang Qiuyi, your lipstick today is Yves Saint Laurent No. 42 Gold Round Tube, right?" Chapter 044 What should I do if the harem members start fighting? Urgent, waiting online "Hmm? That's not easy, you actually recognized him." The secretary of the Youth League looked surprised, "Why, are you tired of being a straight man and ready to take a big step towards being a transvestite?" "Why did you come to such a conclusion? I just happened to learn some knowledge about lipstick this morning, and I put it into practice. By the way, is the reason you use No. 42 because..." "It has nothing to do with the truth of the universe. I've always liked this shade. When I first used it, I was worried that you would take it as my interest in you. But you, a straight man, didn't even notice the color of the lipstick." Masha shrugged. "If you put on purple, I'll immediately notice you're wearing lipstick." League Secretary: "If I paint it purple, I'm afraid I'll be stopped by the teacher on duty at the school gate." She paused, and suddenly added, "It seems that someone deliberately used number 42 because you like The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Chihiro? No, she wouldn't do that. That second-year high school girl is quite hardworking." At this time, the teacher on the podium seemed to finally lose his patience. He knocked on the blackboard and said, "Masha! You don't have to listen to the class. Other students have to listen! What's more, I am talking about the questions that may be tested this year. Even for you, it would be beneficial to listen! The difference between the top score and the top score is often just one or two points. You have worked hard until now, don't you want to get the top score?" In fact, Masha doesn't really want to do it now. After all, with the "cheat" in hand, how can being the top scholar be as fun as having a harem and being a scumbag! ——No, wait a minute, you can show off by passing the imperial examination! You can also open a harem later, but you can only pass the imperial examination this time! Oh, I almost got carried away and missed the point. Masha showed a self-blaming expression. In fact, as long as Masha's current grades don't go badly, he can go to any school he wants, including Tsinghua University and Peking University. Masha can also go to those early admission schools that have physical examination and political review requirements. After all, his father is a war hero who shed blood for the Republic. So it seems that the only purpose of taking the top spot in the imperial examination, apart from showing off, is to get the bonus from the city. ——Wait! Bonus! Masha smiled instantly. ——Yes, the senior student of the previous class won the first place in the exam. Not only did he get a bonus from the city, but he also took an advertisement for a tutoring APP and made a lot of money! We can use this to get funds for the organization's activities! ——Convincing my dad is not a problem. As long as it is legal income earned by my own ability, my dad has never cared. ——This top scholar must take the exam! He must take the exam! Masha was full of energy and prepared to start doing the test paper. Fang Qiuyi watched Masha's face-changing performance in confusion, and for a moment she wanted to say something but stopped herself. Just as Masha was about to start doing the questions, the screen of his mobile phone lit up. A QQ message bubble popped up on the lock screen. The sender was called "一花一世界". He immediately had no impression of this ID and was about to ignore it, but he unconsciously glanced at the content of the message.
"Mother Legs, are you angry?" --Um? Masha unlocks the frequency. Just at this moment, another message came over: "I clearly told you my gender in a roundabout way. With your intelligence, you didn't get it, did you?" Masha input: "You didn't say whether the top student in your school is a boy or a girl. Even if he is a boy, he might be gay."
