“The first contract of the day will come from a very old company of the Elven Kingdom named Rosa Furniture Shop.
This contract is proposed to a new company from the Human Kingdom named Anon Wood Supplier Limited. .𝙘𝒐𝒎
This contract holds a value of 250 Jades and is valid for one year. The terms are simple: Mr. Anon has to supply his ghost woods for the price of 40 gold per log.
“Now, do you accept it, Mr. Anon? Or do you want to negotiate with Mrs. Rosa?” the centaur woman asked with a straight face.
Everyone turned their eyes towards Anon and noticed that he was sleeping on the contract.
“Umm… Mr. Anon? Are you sleeping?” the centaur woman asked as she looked at Anon with a surprised expression.
Anon has this peculiar habit. Whenever he has relations with a woman, he likes to sleep like a baby afterward. Anon is one of the many people who don’t wake up easily, but if you wake him up forcefully, the results won’t be very good.
“Mrs. Valeria… Please wake him up,” the centaur woman requested.
Valeria immediately turned around and noticed that not only Anon but Ravenna was also asleep beside him.
“M-Master… Please wake up. She is calling you… Master,” Valeria tried to wake him up, but Anon didn’t respond. He continued to sleep like a log.
Thud
“Are we here to joke around today? Is this a place to sleep?” a lizard man shouted as he stood up from his seat and looked at Anon with an angry expression.
“Hmm…? Who the heck is… disturbing my sleep? I am going to charge up your brains… You all,” Anon spoke in a sleepy tone as he stood up from the chair and summoned his Rail Gun from his inventory.
Zzzzzzzzz
The Rail Gun started charging, and as soon as it finished charging up, Anon closed his eyes again and started walking around in his sleep with the Rail Gun in his hands.
“Woah… Woah… What is that?”
“Is that a weapon?”
“H-Hey, calm down, man.”
“Look at his eyes. He is still sleeping.”
Everyone tried to stop Anon because, first of all, they didn’t know what he was holding in his hands, they didn’t know what he was going to do with it, and they didn’t know whom he was going to attack in that state of mind.
“Enough of this… I am going to confront this person. There are rules here, and everyone has to follow them, regardless of their race,” the angry lizard man spoke as he summoned two green-colored daggers in his hand and started walking towards Anon.
Meanwhile, Anon was still asleep and was walking around with a charged Rail Gun in his hand.
“Oi, wake up from your sleep. I know you are just pretending to be asleep to make fun of us,” the lizard man shouted as he looked at Anon with a serious expression.
Anon didn’t respond in any way. He just stood in his position with his eyes closed.
“Fine. I am going to count down to 3. If you don’t wake up, then I am going to attack you,” the lizard man shouted.
“Please wait… This isn’t necessary. You can’t attack him like that,” Valeria spoke as she immediately came in front of Anon to protect him.
“Madam, I am just going to neutralize him from that weapon… I am not going to kill him. I will make sure to keep my attacks very limited. Now, please step aside. You won’t have to worry about him,” the lizard man spoke in a very respectful tone.
“No, I am not worried about him. I am worried about you. Please don’t do something wrong. It could end up badly for you, and it’s a very humble request,” Valeria spoke with a tensed expression.
“Hahahahah…”
“Hehehe…”
“Haha… She roasted this guy hard.”
Everyone started laughing at the lizard man as soon as they heard Valeria’s concern.
“Okay, that’s it. Madam, please step away from him. I will neutralize him without him even knowing,” the lizard man spoke in a very angry expression.
“Fine… Do whatever you want now. I just want everyone to know that I have already warned you about the master,” Valeria spoke as she stepped away from Anon.
“Now… Lizard Dance, First Form: Cutter Attack,” the lizard man shouted very loudly as he started running towards Anon.
“Hmm…? Attack? Okay!” Anon spoke as he pointed the Rail Gun towards the source of the shouting voice and pressed the trigger.
Click
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
As soon as Anon pressed the trigger, a very big explosion took place in the main capital of the Elven Kingdom. The meeting hall had a very big hole in its roof, but the good thing was that no one died during this incident. Anon’s shot missed due to his sleep, and the shell that was launched from the Rail Gun passed by the lizard man, who was planning to attack him.
As soon as the shell passed by his ear, he went deaf in that ear and dropped both of his daggers to the ground. His legs started vibrating at that very moment, and as he turned his head back to look at the hole that Anon’s Rail Gun made in the roof, he started rethinking his life. Blood started coming out of his ear, and he fell to the ground.
“M-Monster…” This was the word that he whispered as he looked at Anon.
Anon, on the other side, dropped the Rail Gun to the ground, and the floor broke immediately. He then sat down on the ground, placed his head over the Rail Gun, and fell asleep again.
“Mhhhmmn~ Target…. Eliminated, returning to the… Base,” Anon murmured in his sleep.
No one sitting inside that hall had the courage to stand up from their chairs and walk to the exit gate after this incident. Everyone was afraid that they could be the next target, and they wouldn’t be as lucky as the lizard man who survived the attack.
Except for one guy, a dwarf. He walked over to Anon and lightly touched his Rail Gun.
“This is interesting…” The dwarf spoke as he looked at the Rail Gun and touched it with very gentle hands.
“Shhhh- Heck, this thing is hot. How is he sleeping over this thing?” The dwarf questioned as he saw that Anon’s body was resting on the Rail Gun.