Catastrophe Card King

"Dumbledore, hasn’t he already graduated? Why is he back at school?" "Oh, Severus, don’t be so nervous. He’s the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor!" "Damn it! If I catch him using a cauldron to cook hot pot at school again, I swear I’ll duel him!" ... "You are the worst class I have ever taught!" "But, Professor… isn’t this your first class?" ... "Miss Granger, as the study committee leader, you’ll guide everyone to read by the Black Lake every morning." "Mr. Potter, as the sports committee leader, after reading, take them for a run around the Black Lake!" ... "The countdown to the O.W.L. exams is 100 days!" "Break the cauldrons, sink the boats—fight for full marks on the O.W.L.s!" Douglas Holmes, a Hufflepuff with an Eastern soul, returns to Hogwarts three years after graduation to apply for a teaching position— and brings a whole new style to the school.

[Unconditional simulation + abstract + funny + decisive killing + all-inclusive + 99% simulation content + reasonable plot + no death in vain] Lin Bai traveled to the world of cultivation and became a disciple of the Demon Sect, which was surrounded by dangers. Fortunately, he obtained the Golden Finger Unlimited Simulator. In order to survive, he took over his master's cauldron. In reality I have moral standards, in simulation I display martial virtues!

[Dark + Traditional Cultivation! The protagonist follows a twisted path—decisive, ruthless, and anything but kind. If you prefer gentle heroes, this isn’t for you.] The so-called Immortal Path is nothing but hypocrisy—built on blood and bones. Lu Li claws his way out of a pit of corpses, uses bones as his lantern, and walks a road only true demons dare tread. From that moment on: killing, soul harvesting, bone refinement, devouring the heavens. If I ascend, I shall butcher all who call themselves Immortals. — The Four Steps of Cultivation: Qi Condensation (10 Layers) → Foundation Establishment → Golden Core → Nascent Soul (Further realms explained in the main story.)

Chen Ye transmigrates to the Great Wu Dynasty and binds himself to an orphan cultivation system. As long as he nurtures orphans, he earns points, which can be used to draw skills to bestow upon the orphans. But… Chen Ye always feels that these traits are a bit strange. [Strong Physique: Increases strength growth rate; but can only use heavy weapons] [Dexterous Hands: Enhances talents in cooking, sewing, and other life skills; greatly enhances talent in mechanisms and manual techniques] [Perseverance: As long as there is determination, nothing is impossible; but thoughts must be clear and unobstructed] [Draw Lots: The things drawn will accompany for a lifetime; but…]

[Traditional fantasy: decisive killing + emperor + sword + god and devil body forging + divine mind master...] When the young Xu Chen was betrayed and almost died tragically, the Heavenly Emperor Palace appeared. Once inherited, he changed his fate against the will of heaven! Emperor-level martial arts, easy to master. … There has always been a legend about the Heavenly Emperor Palace in the world. There is a peerless emperor inheritance in the palace. The ancient and modern Devouring Heaven Emperor. "Swallowing Emperor Art", devouring the sky, the earth, and all things. When practiced to perfection, even the Great Dao can be swallowed. The Heaven-Warring Heaven Emperor who fights against the sky and the earth. "Warring Heaven Art", the sky fights the earth, unrivaled in the world, practiced to perfection, the combat power increased by 256 times, the fist breaks the universe, and the fingers destroy the stars. The Huangquan Emperor who swallowed the universe. The brilliant and brilliant Void Emperor. …

When Robin awoke, he found himself witnessing the dawn of a new era in history. The age of the gods had ended—now, the multitudes had slain the divine, and bloodlines had taken the place of divine blessings. The people of the Abyss call him the Demonic Sword that lures mortals into corruption. The Azure Progeny revere him as the Heavenly Sage who bestows glory. The Forest Witches claim he is the Great Sin that will bring the world to ruin. The Hall of Spirits declares he is the living Record of the Supreme Bloodline. Time passed. Empires rose and fell. And when someone once again unearthed him from a pile of scrap metal— Listen. The gears of fate had begun to turn once more.

Qi Xiao woke up and entered the train survival world. The train stops at a random station at 8 o'clock every day. You can choose to get off and explore, or stay on the train and wait for departure. There are endless treasures here, but also unknown dangers. Explore the station, collect supplies, upgrade your trains and stay alive. Qi Xiao's new member gift pack did not contain food like others, but instead contained a module card, which activated a special module - station preview. Every time the train starts, detailed information about the upcoming stations will be updated, informing you of the dangers and treasures there. While others were exploring cautiously, Qi Xiao relied on station previews to develop rapidly. [This stop is at Sunshine Gym, which is a large gym and is not dangerous. ] [This stop is at Caijia Village. There are zombie chickens at this station. Danger level: Level 2. There is a level 1 treasure chest at the village chief's house in the center of the village.] [This stop is at Sanshan Station, which has a large supermarket and is safe. ]

In the world of cultivation, having a powerful advantage—often called a “golden finger”—is essential. Ruan Ci, the protagonist, possesses a universe-level golden finger. However, this power is not eternal; it has a limited duration. Even more complicated is that everyone knows about her golden finger and its ticking time limit. When Ruan Ci is at her most desperate, Xie Yan lends her a sword—the legendary cosmic treasure “Donghua Sword.” But borrowed items must eventually be returned. Ruan Ci was once a noble girl whose entire family was wiped out by a coalition of cultivation sects. She was saved by the notorious Xie Yan, who entrusted her with the sword and made her the new Sword Bearer. Using this sword, she enters the Shangqing Sect, cultivates for ten years to lay a solid foundation, and eventually achieves an extraordinary level of power comparable to an ancient Dao ancestor. But the borrowed sword must be returned, and on her path of cultivation, Ruan Ci faces relentless threats from various factions. She struggles against the manipulations of Dao Ancestors and strives to break free from a destined death. Through courage and determination, she climbs the peak of cultivation and embarks on a legendary journey.

Good Looks: Check!OP Skills: Check!Face Slapping: Check!PP Size: Check!Lucien was more than ready to embark in his new adventure to save a dying world from destruction as part of the Heaven's Gate Project.However, just as he was about to be sent to the world that he was about to save, an accident happened, which forced his Patron God, the God of Gamblers, to take another gamble in order to preserve his chosen candidate's life.Lucien, who's new identity was named Lux, found himself in a world where darkness could be light, and light could be dark. A world where morality was but a thin line from depravity, and a happy ending could only be gained, by facing the world and slapping it with a Legion of the Undying.

Eternal life...A blessing or a curse?But the man who possessed such a gift only saw it as a curse...a curse that haunted him throughout countless years.He wished to die more than anything else...or at least forget himself so that he won’t feel the pain that haunted him anymore.His wish was granted, and his memories disappeared as he went into slumber.Many million years later, he woke up, reborn with no memories of his past.But after living for a few hundred years in the new world, he got bored of his life and went into slumber again.However, after waking up a second time after more than a thousand years, he was presented with a vastly different world...a modern world that seemed so different from the medieval era he had lived in once.Seeing that there might be interesting things for him to do this time, he decided to not sleep anymore and live his life in the new world by doing things that others might consider boring and tasking.He wanted to be a bodyguard, so he became one. A teacher? Why not? A delivery man? Of course! And so he kept on trying different jobs till he found ones where he could find a beauties to spend his company with.But even if the man wanted to live a mundane life, his destiny had other things in store for him, guaranteed to make his life, not smooth sailing.Without his knowledge, mysterious otherworldly forces were in play whose machinations seemed to revolve around this man.Only fate can tell whether this immortal man would be able to continue living his life as he wished or if he would come upon unexpected paths and choices that could change his life for better or worse.But most of all will he one day remember his true past? And will his past catch up to his present life? Read on to find out...

Western fantasy + lord + farming + war + slow to warm up. I am the lord, not the people. The people from all races! What appears before you is the great Earl of River Bay, the Lord of the Courtyard, and the King of the North! The dog biter, the dragon slayer, the father's worry, the demigod's favorite, the ruthless Hara Shao - Leo Mondo! I will treat all the people who submit to me equally. For those who are not obedient, my firearms will not be disadvantageous!

This is a world on the verge of breaking.Endless cold sea water fills every corner. Under the collapsed rules, countless islands drift around. The lonely figure on the rusty throne and the decayed knight who is guarding in reincarnation, everything is wandering in pain...The unexpectedly arrived Rogge wants to explore the secrets of this strange world, so he needs to summon a creature called "Candle Spirit" for his own use......Brothers, I found a treasure game!Explore adventure, fishing and farming, career development, fierce battles...You can take a raft to the sea, kill monsters to get powerful weapons, plant herbs to make potions, and pick up a fishing rod to fish for unknown marine creatures in the sea...The only drawback is that this game is a little difficult and a little... scary...But it's harmless!As long as you work hard to kill monsters and become stronger, the Candle Keeper can unlock new islands for us and go to more distant seas for adventure!Dedicate your heart to the Candle Keeper!Fight! Cool!