Heretic Doctor Useless Consort

Question: "When one summer day, you find a cucumber inexplicably appearing on the vagin of a beautiful woman in the living room, how should you save her?"”A. Pull it out“”B. Suck it out“”C.**********“Years later, when Li remembered this scene again, he hated himself for not choosing C...---------"Yikes, what's pressing against me?"Meng Lin instinctively exclaimed, immediately looked down, and upon seeing the alarming outline, she exclaimed in surprise, "Qianfan, why did you put your white cane inside your pants? Are you afraid someone will steal it? Let sister-in-law help you take it out!"With that said, Meng Lin reached out her hand…------"Sister-in-law, were you masturbating yourself?"Li Qianfan pretended to be shocked."A cucumber has fallen inside my vagin, can you help me get it out?"No wonder his sister-in-law looked so thirsty; it was because she was often unsatisfied."Sister-in-law, don't cry, I'll help you get it out right now!"After offering comfort, Li Qianfan placed his palm on Meng Lin's thigh and began moving slowly towards the place where the cucumber was submerged……Tags

The convolution of worlds are govern by a set of gods, each god is given a world to rule and there can be skirmishes between them – as a result of one between Nexus, the god of trickery and a senile old hag Elliot reincarnated into Ul’Tra-el by mistake.Ul’Tra-el is a world that grew a voice, because of this voice, it began to take a different path from other worlds -- it was filled with a core anomaly – rifts.Dimensions began to leak into each other, vomiting outrageous monsters.In response or as an auto-correction to such anomaly, talents were awakened in the inhabitants of Ul’Tra-el and they gained tremendous power, for every rift they close down, they were rewarded massively by the voice of the world called Ul.In a hardcore world like this one, our MC (Northern) reincarnated as a talentless individual but in the face of a death and a head splitting revelation......when all hopes seemed lost.{System Notice}Your Soul cannot take a formSearching for Unique pattern ability for your soulsearching...search found.Unique System ability has been found...Unique System Ability [CopyCat] has been gained.Awakening Unique ability...Northern gained a talent copying system!

"Did I really die?"Cain Lisworth woke up in the adventurer guild, he had returned to the start of his journey after being killed by the cosmos guards.Armed with his knowledge, he started his life once again trying to break the heavenly orders and escape the mortal world.This time, without mistakes he will raise back to the top and reclaim his throne as the strongest enchanter in history!

In the town of Last Hope, anyone without an awakened power is treated as less than a person.At the age of 17, Stanley has lost all hopes of getting any power. However, one day he realizes that he actually has 3 different ones. Although, none of his 3 powers seem to follow the rules that other people's powers abided by.Has he still not finished awakening his powers, or is this something different? And will this at all help him with getting his revenge against those that were responsible for his mother's death?Follow Stanley as he uncovers conspiracies, mysteries, and most importantly, the truth about himself in his pursuit of revenge.

Born and raised as a nameless shadow guard for his kingdom’s crown prince, his life’s purpose was to be used and discarded at the whims of his liege.And his meaningless life ended when the gaze of a princess lingered on him for too long. The crown prince had him beheaded without a second thought, as if throwing out trash.Transmigrating into the body of a baby girl, the nameless shadow finally had a name, a family, and a place to call her own. Throwing away his past, the shadow guard was now called ‘Emilia’, and walked on a new path to seek fulfillment.It was not meant to be, however, as the girl whom she had loved with all her heart and soul ended up mercilessly plunging a dagger through Emilia's love-struck heart at the highest point in her life.The crowd clamored at the ‘deserved death of the villainess’, and at that moment, the shadow could only wonder… why?Why am I always the one to dedicate myself fully to someone, only to be thrown away like trash in the end?And thus, as her soul floated away while cursing in resentment, ‘Emilia’ vowed to herself that in her next life she shall never be the one to fully dedicate herself.Whatever she likes shall be held in her palm, and shall never escape.The moment the vow was made, a self-proclaimed villainess system proposed to partner with her, to explore and conquer the worlds through their anchors—the heroes and heroines.And by cultivating this energy, she shall one day go back. Back to the world she was born as ‘Emilia’ in, and face the so-called heroine once more.The second time they meet, Emilia won’t be the one drowning in regret!...Author's Note: The heroines are not just trophies she’s collecting, only to be forgotten once she collects them. Each of them will remain relevant throughout the story. And it won’t become a mess, promise!

In the land of the Xia Kingdom, every human being is born with what is known as a ‘resonance’, either to a specific element or a powerful, mythical beast. Unfortunately, Li Luo was born with an incredibly rare condition known as a blank resonance – as the name suggests, he doesn’t have one! Normally, this would be utterly crippling, but at least he has the advantage of being the young master of the mighty House Loulan, one of the five Great Houses of Xia. Unfortunately, his parents, the powerful masters of House Loulan, have gone missing for many years, and the other Great Houses are beginning to eye their holdings quite hungrily. For that matter, plenty are also eyeing his talented, beautiful childhood friend and fiancee Jiang Qing’e, who has been leading House Loulan in his parents’ stead! Li Luo would much rather keep a low profile and wants to call off the engagement – but Jiang Qing’e has flatly refused. What’s a ‘useless young master’ to do?Is there any way he can get out of this engagement? Can he figure out a way to protect his House from the jackals circling around it? And… is a blank resonance really useless?Come and find out!

Lu Yuan crossed into the world of immortal cultivation and obtained [Skill Panel]. He was well aware of the level of danger in the world of immortal cultivation.[Sword-ridden skill reaches LV.10. Please choose the direction of advancement...][Obtained advanced skill - Ride the Wind Royal Sword Technique: Double the speed of Royal Sword][Reaching LV.10 in Breath Convergence Technique, please choose the direction of advancement...][Obtained advanced skill - Aether Turtle Breath Concealment Technique: Double the effect of breath concealment][Disguise skill reached LV.10. Please choose the direction of advancement...][Obtain advanced skill - Disguise: Adjust your face muscles to achieve a perfect disguise effect]The so-called immortal cultivation was to see who lived longer!Killing the enemy was not something to brag about, but living was.Running fast, being good at hiding, looking ordinary... were the posture of the immortal emperor!Lu Yuan: I came to the immortal cultivation world only to do three things. Live long, live long, and live a godda*n long life."Only those who are alive... are worthy of cultivating.""What, you talk to me about ghost immortals? A bunch of evil b*stards. Get out of here!"Steady immortal cultivation: afraid to die, so I maximized my defensive abilities.

MC: I am a dragon? Cool!Also, MC: Wait, most of the dragons died after centuries of being hunted for their expensive materials, and when beings called players descended with their powerful systems and immortality, they hunted down rest of them ... and I am the last one... I am fucked!!!

Louie became a mythical dragon that was capable of traveling between Earth and the Otherworld at will.From this point on, the number of races in the Otherworld became more plentiful. His territory was orderly and clean, with incredible cuisine, countless novelties, and civilization and philosophy ahead of the whole world.On Earth, his existence caused the rebirth of magic and mythology, allowing him to become the only God.“I am the Golden King, the Giver of Life, the Champion of Magic, the Weaver of Dreams, the Guardian of the World, the Master of Time. Let mortals bow down before me and look up! Let the Gods tremble in fear before me!”

I, the protagonist, was just an ordinary NEET, but suddenly I was reincarnated as a tiny white snake in a fantasy world where legendary creatures and gods exist. Not only that, but I awakened in a cave as the offspring of a terrifying Medusa Serpent.Armed with only my human knowledge and my indomitable mental strength, I'm forced to use cunning tactics and rapidly evolving skills to survive against far stronger monsters and humans... So begins the survival story of a former shut-in with incredible willpower, living as one of the lowest-ranked beasts in a world of magic!

The World of Ephesus.A vast world plagued by Breaches containing countless Beasts of Corruption.A World on the brink of ruin as the Four Human Lineages defend the last bastions of Humanity!With the power of Gem Masters standing against the Beasts of Corruption, the flames of Humanity seek to burn ever brighter.In such a world, in the Mortal Branch of the Asmodeus Bloodline, Alexander awakens a Gem Socket that others consider defective.A Variant Gem Socket.Looked down upon by those who do not understand it, this supposed defect may just be the solution that the burning embers of humanity were waiting for.Follow Alexander as he entirely warps the perception of what a Gem Master is- as he embarks on a journey to become...The Empyreal Gem Master!

Opening his eyes, Qiao Sang found that he was dressed as a junior high school student.Then came a mock test.Is she afraid of 985 graduation?She was afraid...What is the test for?What is the name of the final evolved form of the Stinky Loach?What planets have humans colonized?……Welcome to the world of beast control.