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90 Telling Them About The System

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90 Telling Them About The System

“Have you decided to talk to me?” I ask the almost 1meter tall bat in front of me.

“Hehehe, of course, we are now on good terms. After all, you’ve done what I have always wanted you to do…” The bat finally speaks up and winks at me.

“Eh, what do you mean by that?” I ask, raising one of my eyebrows while still curious about this bat. In the past, he has intentionally pooped on my head before, and well, I also retaliated by also smearing his cage with some mutant shit.

“Actually, you see… I always have the best interest in mind for my master. I’ll always support her in everything that she is doing unless it’s a bad thing that the damage is irreversible. Here is the thing, she had always liked you and made many moves on you by wearing perverted dresses to your room and even without panties…hehehe.

“But as a simp you are, you didn’t consider her feelings which always make my master cry in private… That’s why I also hated your guts for always making her cry, but now that you’ve acted like a man, then we are on good terms….” Pio tells me with pride on his face as he flexes his ugly wings.

[This little yappy shit thinks he’s cute.]

“Wait, what!?” I ask in surprise.

“Yeah, she had always made moves on you. Didn’t you realize that she doesn’t wear panties and a bra to your room every morning,?” Pio replies.

“I swear I didn’t know that she had been making moves on me till that extent. Sigh, I feel bad now, so that is why she’s always nagging.

“And you mother fucker, how did you know that she is not always wearing panties?” I ask with a raised brow.

“I’m her familiar, so I may be inside her sometimes. Have you forgotten that we familiars are to always stay inside our master’s body either as a tattoo or jewelry and be summoned anytime they need us? But for some reason, I learned that I can stay outside my master’s body as long as she is nearby within the house. That’s why I requested a personal room for myself hehehe.”

“Ah, I see…but it’s still weird, you are a fucking guy.”

“Hey, we familiars don’t have any gender! It’s up to our masters to call us the gender that they want, humph!” Pio snorts and flies back towards the ceiling.

“Well, little guy, it seems like you are good…” I tell Pio as I exit his room.

Phew! The chore is done.

The moment I get outside of the bat’s room, I walk back to my room and when I reach there, I see that both Misty and Aurora are still sleeping.

I crawl up onto the bed and lay down in the middle.

Next, I pick up my phone and turn on the screen.

“Holy shit! So many calls.” I mutter as I stare at the four hundred and thirty-two missed calls.

[432 Missed calls ∆ ]

[Mum: 302 missed calls]

[Mrs. Jack: 30 missed calls]

[Myra: 66 missed calls]

[Misty: 34 missed calls]

—

Damn, mom called 302 times? Now, I’m done for… Let’s check the message inbox.

[★Mum★

: Jake, I hope you have a good reason this time around for not picking up my calls.

Received/ Yesterday 8:36 pm.]

[★Mum★

: Are you choosing Misty over me because she’s pregnant?

Received/ Yesterday 8:37 pm.]

[★Mum★

: it ain’t my fault that you couldn’t get me pregnant, stop ignoring my calls!!

Received/ Yesterday 8:38 pm.]

[★Mum★

: Seriously? You are ignoring my calls!? I want a divorce!!

Received/ Yesterday 10:00 pm.]

[★Mum★

: Forget about what I said earlier. I don’t want a divorce anymore. But we really need to talk about this.

Received/ Yesterday 10:00 pm.]

[★Mum★

: Jake, what did I do wrong? Are you always like this? Am I just your cum dumpster? I wish I had only stayed as your mom and not your wife. You don’t respect me as your wife. Do you know the meaning of marriage? We really need to go for counseling…

Received/ Yesterday 10:15 pm.]

[★Mum★

: You are hurting me, Jake. I can’t take it anymore, I’m moving in with my husband. We haven’t even gone on our honeymoon…

Received/ Yesterday 10:30 pm.]

Sigh… I forgot to call my mom again. Since when did she become a yandere?

I stroll down to the other messages again.

[★Myra★

: Jake, I called you several times yesterday, but you aren’t picking up my calls, lmao. You still haven’t left this attitude of not picking up people’s calls. Well,  next time we see each other, I’ll give you the smartwatch that I got for you. This will enable you to easily pick up calls. Also, check your Go-chat, I sent you some hot morning pics…hehehe.

Received/ Today 05: 50 am.]

Ah, Myra is just so smart….sigh. I didn’t even think about a smartwatch before.

[★Mrs. Jack★

: I got inside safely, Jake. I didn’t want you to accompany me to my doorstep because we may be seen by someone. Ah, I still feel kinda sore in my pussy. Here are the photos of my pussy right now. (*photo*) (*photo*). Good night, don’t call me okay? Remember that our relationship is a secret thing. And you know what? My husband came back today, but I didn’t allow him to touch me, and I’ll never allow him in the future as long as you still love and care about me. Good night, love you bye. (*emote*)

Received/ Yesterday 8:20 pm.]

“Damn, her vagina is very red. Guess I was so rough on her.” I think inwardly.

[Stop being rough on her, she’s an ordinary human. You might injure her though.]

Ah, that’s right, I was so careless back then, and she didn’t even ask me to stop. Maybe she likes it rou—

“A-aha!! Got Ya!!” Misty suddenly shouts as she suddenly snatches my phone and runs away from me.

I get up and try to chase after her but Aurora suddenly grabs me, allowing Misty to escape.

Although Aurora is stronger than me in terms of strength. But knowing her weak point, I skillfully move my hands and fondle her tits.

“Aaahan~!” She leaks out a moan as her eyes roll, causing her grip to loosen around my wrist.

In the next moment, I chase after Misty who suddenly stops running when she reaches the doorstep.

“Give me my phone, Misty…” I tell her in a low voice, but  Misty doesn’t answer me. Her eyes are only fixated on my phone that is in her hands.

Sometime later, after skimming through my phone thoroughly, a scowl begins to appear on Misty’s face.

“Jake, what is the meaning of this? Who the hell is Myra!? And you’re also having a secret affair with your friend’s mom who is a ‘human!’ To top it all off, that bitch is saying here that she wants to move in. Are you kidding me? This house is going to be on fire if she dares to move in.” Misty says threateningly and begins to walk away, however, I grab her by her shoulders and pin her to the wall lightly. The bitch she is talking about is ‘our’ mom.

I also look back and see that Aurora is also at my back, waiting for answers after hearing Misty’s outburst, her face fuming with anger.

“Look here, there’s something that I have been hiding from you guys…” I say, and stop pinning Misty to the wall after she calms down.

“What do you mean?” The women say in unison with their brows raised.

Currently, they are both naked without any clothes on their body, which makes it hard for me to concentrate at this moment.

“Aurora, Misty has told you about my powers right?” I ask, and blink a few times within the room before blinking back to my position.

“Yes, she told me everything. I find it hard to believe at first, but now that you’ve demonstrated it, I now know that she wasn’t lying or trying to cover you as she had always done.” Aurora says and glances at Misty from the corner of her eyes.

Wait, what? Misty is trying to cover up for me?

“Yes, she isn’t lying. But there are some things that I haven’t told both of you yet,” I say. Well, what I’m about to tell them now is half the truth of the whole thing and also some lies. I don’t want to lie to them though, but a lil bit of a lie can save me from drama right now.

‘Sigh, harem isn’t easy as it seems in those fucking web novels and webtoons. Fuck you, authors!!’ I grit my teeth inwardly, though this wouldn’t stop me from achieving my dreams.

“I have something they call a system…”

I start to tell them everything about my system without excluding a single detail, while also adding some lies…

“S-So y-you mean that if you don’t earn many sex points, you’ll die?” Both women mumble and their bodies quiver in fear.

“W-We are sorry for always nagging at you. You should have told us earlier. We didn’t know that  it’s only through plenty of women you can earn a lot of sex points.” Misty mutters, her eyes tearing up.

[Hahaha, we hit the jackpot! Now you can go all out..hehehe. Married men are in trouble.]

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