You Cannot Afford To Offend My Woman

[Horror Game Developer : My games really aren't that scary!]I hate horror.From the skittering sounds of footsteps racing behind me, to the soft yet unnervingly cold whispers curling around my ears...All of it.I hate it.So much so that I start puking whenever I reach a certain threshold.And yet, I am a Horror Game Developer.A crappy one at that.So, given my lack of ability, I decided to quit.And yet...[Congratulations, you've been selected for the Horror Game Developer System!]Nope, I don't want it.Let me quit.※ Note : Your world might experience some changes. But don't worry! It's part of the game!***This is a story about a game developer who hates horror, but has no choice but to develop games scary enough to traumatize people.You want to curse me for making you piss your pants?If that's the case, who do I curse?

Gu Chan woke up on the road to exile, and as soon as she opened her eyes, she saw two birds speaking human language.No... time travel is outrageous enough, exile is outrageous enough, and what does it mean when a bird speaks human language?Later, she discovered that there were more strange things - in this time and space, one could practice, and the stronger one practiced, the higher one's status would be, but women could not practice. And her ability to understand animal language was also a form of practice.Women can’t practice cultivation?She looked down at her chest, what was she?In order to avoid danger, she decided to hide either her gender or her ability, she had to hide one of them.Later, she worked her way up from a veterinarian to a beastmaster, and from a city-level beastmaster to the leader of the royal beastmaster family. She was even hailed as the "most powerful beastmaster."Gu Chan, "..."Corporal: Chief, when will you marry a wife?Gu Chan: ...Sergeant: Today is the day for new recruits to report. As the toughest man on the continent, could you please say a few words, Chief?Gu Chan: ... Novel keywords: Taming Beasts Starts from Understanding Bird Language without pop-up window, Taming Beasts Starts from Understanding Bird Language txt full download, Taming Beasts Starts from Understanding Bird Language latest chapter reading

Qiao Mei transmigrated into a novel as a supporting character with the same name as her who lacked presence. This supporting character was a country bumpkin who couldn’t get married due to her obesity. According to the original script, this country girl Qiao Mei was a fatty spoiled by her grandfather. However, their relatives were all vicious and cruel people. Her grandfather had poor health, so once he died, the relatives would divide and swallow up his assets. Hence, her grandfather’s greatest wish was to marry Qiao Mei off. For this, even sacrificed and betrayed his good friend’s grandson, Xia Zhe. Grandpa got Xia Zhe drunk and had Qiao Mei forcibly take the strong and handsome Xia Zhe with her body which weighed more than two hundred pounds. Then, grandpa would catch them the next day and force Xia Zhe to marry Qiao Mei. However, that eventually caused the start of Qiao Mei’s unfortunate life.Also, in the original story, Qiao Mei took possession of Xia Zhe’s mysterious jade. But due to Qiao Mei’s stupidity, her cousin's sister had tricked Qiao Mei into giving her the jade, which resulted in the cousin’s family becoming rich. When Qiao Mei transmigrated here, it was during the awkward moment when she was making love to the man after making him drunk. She woke up groggily the next day and grandpa’s team had already appeared at the door. Qiao Mei was frightened. She didn’t want to proceed on the original path and marry a man who didn’t love her. And so, she lied and chased grandpa away. She also pushed the man out before forcing herself to look at her tanned and chubby reflection in the mirror! Alas, she cried at her ugly appearance…Like a sumo wrestler in large cloth underwear, even the plus-sized apparel shops didn’t have clothes in her size. And her face was the size of a pizza, a scorched pizza! Qiao Mei decided to reform her life! The first step, lose weight! The second step, clean up her room! She used to be particular about cleanliness, and although her current house had a huge courtyard, she could only describe it as messy! The third step was to hold onto the jade tightly so her greedy cousin wouldn’t stand a chance! Only, wasn’t the tall and handsome Xia Zhe supposed to hate her according to the original story? Why was he being nicer and nicer to her?

Edward, an 18-year-old college student, found himself stuck inside of a dark abyss."Where am I?"[Spawning Dungeon Champion]"Huh?"Without a word of warning, He found himself in an unfamiliar body being forced to attack trespassers. Will he ever find a way out? Or will he be a tool for endless slaughter?

“Old Tang, you activated speed-related Genetic Base Points. What’s the direction of those Base Points?”This question caused Tang Ting to have a melancholic expression.“It’s… Hand speed…” “And the right hand at that!”Xu Tui slipped onto a daze.Hand speed and the right hand. This image…Didn’t the teacher say that it was easier to activate the Base Points of the areas you use the most?“Old Tang, just what do you use your hands for?”“According to that explanation, did I activate the Genetic Base Points in my stomach because I’ve eaten 18 year’s worth of meals?” Cheng Mo, who was on his way to becoming a glutton, looked up and sighed.Xu Tui stroked his head, “Could it be because I’ve used my brain for 18 years?”

Shin Kinghad is a kid that had been abducted and trained by a powerful underworld organization since he was three years old. After six years, he had been rescued by the Special Forces during their operation against that organization and was adopted by the captain of the special force group.Since then, he treated the son and daughter of the captain as his own brother and sister.Years later, he joins the greatest VRMMORPG of all time, [Destiny's Fate] online, due to repeated invitations of his brother. He creates havoc inside the game as he climbs his way from being a beginner player to a peak class expert.But as he started to grow up, he became curious about his real identity and who his biological parents were. He tried to investigate it with the help of his brother and best friend. And after discovering his real background, he decided to follow his father’s footsteps and stood at the peak of the world using his Martial-Art Skills and Mentalism Techniques.

Mountains and rivers change, and the world undergoes vicissitudes.Wei Tu travels through the world of Xianxia and awakens his destiny of "late bloomer".[Destiny: Late bloomer. 】[Attribute: Perseverance, success will surely come. 】Seeing this fate, hope finally ignited in Wei Tu's heart, which had been smoothed away, but he didn't know whether he could become an immortal and an ancestor in his humble body.All that can be done.You can only seize the moment and cherish the hot bed of your wife and children in front of you.(There are three excellent books, "I Rewrote Family History", "Cultivation of Immortality: I Can Reincarnate in the Heavens", and "The Heavens Starting from Bailuyuan")

Ten thousand years after Sang Luo accidentally fell, pure humans have long been extinct, and genetically evolved orcs have dominated the world. They are brave and good at fighting, with a nearly perfect strong physique and extraordinary fighting power. The only drawback is that females are scarce.Male orcs will go into estrus when they reach adulthood, and will go crazy if there is no female to comfort them. When the only pure human girl with SSS-level guiding ability came to the future beast world, the whole continent went crazy.When they learned that she was born with a good physique for pregnancy and could breed top-level pure-blooded offspring for the extinct king beast, the bigwigs from all sides scrambled to flatter her and broke their heads, just to be able to get the favor of the beauty and have babies with her...[Sweet pet + strategy + childbirth + heroine growth system]Show more

Through a mysterious portal, Chen Jin arrived at this strange place – a post-apocalyptic world where civilization had been destroyed. Consequently, he found – A piece of metal scrap A robot trash collector A battleground A city A ton and more of gold A copy of high-tech documents A… In short, Chen Jin found a planet.

As the grandmaster who founded demonic cultivation, Wei WuXian roamed the world in his wanton ways, hated by millions for the chaos he created. In the end, he was backstabbed by his dearest shidi and killed by powerful clans that combined to overpower him.He incarnates into the body of a lunatic who was abandoned by his clan and is later, unwillingly, taken away by a famous cultivator among the sects—Lan WangJi, his archenemy.This marks the start of a thrilling yet hilarious journey of attacking monsters, solving mysteries, and raising children. From the mutual flirtation along the way, Wei WuXian slowly realizes that Lan WangJi, a seemingly haughty and indifferent poker-face, holds more feelings for Wei WuXian than he is letting on…

After signing the share transfer of the Bai company, Bai Weiwei who had a congenital heart disease got betrayed by her adopted sister she always loved along with her trusted bodyguard.Shocked, betrayed, and worried for her father made her unwilling to die, and her resentment actually let her bind with a quick transmigration system. Completing the task means that she will be able to increase the number of days she can live, and she will be able to get revenge on her white lotus sister and the unconscionable bastard bodyguard.CEO, Emperor, General… Supreme Immortal? All of them will turn to a love-sick waste who bowed before her skirt.Just… why is this unlucky star of a wooden fiancee trying so hard to chase her? Stop sucking my life force already! Our marriage is only for business! I want to break the engagement!Ye Yuxuan: “I will never let go of you.”

On a certain day, Ye Zichen was dragged into a deities’ chat group. These deities liked to brag, and also liked to send red packets.Ever since then, Ye Zichen’s life has had unbelievable changes.The God of Fortune sent a red packet. I’m going snatch it! Wow, I got a large gold ingotTaibai Jinxing sent a red packet, I’m going to snatch it as well! Wow, I got a thousand years of cultivation.Super WeChat Red Envelope Group, with a swipe of my hands, I got them red packets.Stop messing around, I’m going to snatch red envelopes now!