You Cannot Afford To Offend My Woman

Travel through the world and build your own technological kingdom. The first world is the [Comprehensive Biochemical World] which includes movies, games, animations, etc. The second one is [Fullmetal World] The third one is [Witch + Sweet Home] The fourth one is [Ghoul] The fifth one is [Spirit Cage] The sixth one is [Super Seminary] ………… If this universe is dark, let me be the source of darkness! I authorize the Dark Forest strike on the Trisolaran Nebula, releasing the stream-of-consciousness weapon [Ashes and Dust]. I authorize the Dark Forest attack on the Singer civilization and release the thought weapon [Thought Seal]! I authorize the Dark Forest attack on the Three-Body Universe, releasing a memetic infection of the type: Madonna Meme... [Cheng Xin's Brain]! I am the truth maker I am the master of viruses I am the master of technology My name is Mo Bai. You can call me Salted Fish Mo, or you can call me God Mo! Warning: This book is going to be long!

Demons, gods, strange stories, and the martial arts world. In the tavern, the barmaid smiled and avoided the hands of others, her tail swaying under her skirt; in the night market, no one knew how many of the people under the hoods were human and how many were ghosts; tigers were walking on the mountains and rivers, and an old dragon was sleeping in Dongting Lake. A sword, a man, and a book. The road is ahead, the way is in the heart, and the sword is in the hand. Kill the demons and monsters, and the immortals and gods will retreat. When the True Lord arrives, there are no taboos.

When he opened his eyes, Xie Zhao had returned to the year 1983. That was the year when the wealthiest family in Hudong County, the Chens, found their real son, and he—the imposter—was driven back to Shishui Village. He couldn’t believe that the parents who had once cherished him like a precious jewel no longer wanted him. Could it be that the eighteen years of affection had all been a lie? He went to their door to ask, but they only cried and cursed, calling him a jinx who had brought disaster on their real son, making him suffer and endure hardships—branding him a black-hearted bastard. From then on, he fell into utter despair. His biological parents, feeling guilty for the way things had turned out, arranged for him to marry an exceptionally good wife— a girl with long, straight black hair in neat braids, a pretty, pure melon-seed face, and bright, lively eyes that seemed to speak. But deep down, he didn’t like her. He felt it was all a scheme concocted by her and his biological parents, meant to trap him here for life. Later, that year at the end of winter, he still couldn’t let go. He went again to visit his adoptive parents, only to be beaten and thrown out once more—exactly as he had expected. As usual, he drowned his sorrows in alcohol until he was completely drunk and unconscious. But on this particular morning, when he opened his eyes, everything had been turned upside down. His wife lay quietly in bed, her face ashen. Two little children, their bodies covered in blood, lay silently in a wooden tub beside the bed. They had long since closed their eyes, no longer breathing. They were a pair of adorable little girls. From that day on, he lived in hell for the next thirty years, each day worse than death. When he opened his eyes again, he was back on that fateful day. Xie Zhao made up his mind: Even if he had to go bankrupt, he would find a way to raise money and send his wife to the hospital! He would treat her well for the rest of her life! And he would give both his wife and his biological parents the best life possible!

【New Settings】【Improved System】 After waking up, you become the [Si Nong] official in the fantasy game. [Dynasty Heyday] version: You practiced the "Solar Terms Order" hard, from [Good Weather] to [Calling the Wind and Rain], from [Abundant Harvest] to [Growth of All Things], commanding the four seasons, and developing silently. You have made some achievements, followed the army to the battle, mastered the "Four Agricultural Books", frozen the thousands of miles of rivers, opened the way for the army, killed the enemy with "Miasma", blocked the army with "Fog Shadow", made unprecedented military exploits, became the Grand Si Nong, and stole the fate of the dynasty, all belonged to me. [Spiritual Revival] version: You raise [Mountain Spirits and Wild Monsters]: Twin Lotuses make you invulnerable to water and fire, the Seven-Star Sword Bamboo sword lights up the nineteen states, parasitic species use living beings as nutrients, and the void species take root in space to absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth... You open up the inner scene, cultivate immortal species, and [Taiyi Divine Lotus] has millions of clones! [Ancient Tree of Life] is immortal! "A true seed dropped into the Dantian can breed spiritual seedlings and live for ten thousand years. One day, when the merits are fulfilled, my life will be in my own hands!" "The heart fire shines in the sun, the kidney water is the source, the spleen is the earth storage, the lung gold practices qi, and the liver qi nourishes the spirit. With the body as the foundation, breed the original seeds, nurture all things, and become the Taoist Shennong!"

A third-rate Chinese director travels back in time to 1991 and is reborn as a young American named Linton. He gains a miraculous cultivation technique and sets out to conquer Hollywood. Becoming a star and gaining popularity accelerates his cultivation. Absorbing the popularity of female celebrities also accelerates his cultivation. In this reborn, he has only three priorities: money, fame, and cultivating the immortal realm. On his path to immortality, power, capital, media conglomerates, and Hollywood's leading actresses, actresses, and rising stars all pursue him. Rebirth: Hollywood, American entertainment, celebrity, film, business, and cultivating the immortal realm.

Chu He travels through a parallel world and accidentally becomes a yellow-haired thug. Right from the start, he's blocked by his boss at the hotel entrance. More importantly, sister-in-law, why are you here? Did I cheat on my boss? Faced with the boss's death threat, Chu He panics. Fortunately, a system arrives. He will draw items from the universe from five question mark cards, and choose one to receive. [X-ray Vision, 10 Billion RMB, God-Level Driver, Cultivation, Snake Talisman] Seeing his boss blocking the door with his minions, Chu He immediately chooses cultivation, or rather, survival first. ...A mysterious card flipping system arrives. Every day, treasures from the universe are drawn from five question mark cards. These could be techniques, artifacts, treasures, money, cultivation, and more—everything depends on luck. [Choose the Star Transformation Technique, using the sun, moon, and stars as your aid. Upon reaching perfection, you can reverse the galaxy and shatter the vast starry sky.] [Choose Time Stop. Wait? Time Stop?! Doesn't that mean I can...?] [Choose Hypnosis Glasses, then I'm about to cause trouble.] [Choose Words Make Laws Execute, and control everything with a single word.] From then on, Chu He was unstoppable, possessing the treasures of the heavens and suppressing the world. One day, Chu He appeared before the crowd, shattering mountains and rivers with a single sword strike, and soaring away with his sword, shocking the world. We're all ancient martial artists, how can you fly?!

Mu Yangling was reborn into a hunter's family, and she expected to live a simple and happy life.However, a disaster almost shattered their home.His father was conscripted into the army because of a war, and the whole family had to follow and settle in a farming village.Unfortunately, they couldn't even distinguish the seedlings of the five grains.As Mu Yangling looked at her mother and younger brother, who were on the verge of tears, she straightened, lifted her head, and said, "It's okay. I have strength."She also had some agricultural knowledge from a thousand years later!

Ciel reincarnated into a cultivation world, a vast world full of wealth and beauty.However, he finds life as a reincarnator is not as easy as he imagined.In all his years of cultivation, he was never able to live like the main character. There was no day without suffering until one day, he obtained one of the Legendary Nine Heavenly Treasures - the Eyes of Heaven.With those eyes, he could peer anywhere, through any wall and formation. Most importantly, no one could detect it.Filled with excitement, he boldly peeked into the palace of the Ice Goddess, which had recently been frequented by the Elf Queen.What did he find?Follow the story here...

Lin Feilu, or better known by her nickname—Green Tea Princess, was the best of all the scheming b*tches that the world had ever seen. She was the Oscar-winning actress among the masses with real life as her stage. Acting coy, slandering, feigning innocence, or playing the saint, she aced it all. Simply put, she was the proverbial villainess.Ah, but retribution came way too early for this malicious personage and she died on her 27th birthday.In death, Lin Feilu reflected on her career of 20 years as the Green Tea Princess. She was full of regret and remorse over the life she once led. She vowed, if there was an afterlife, she would atone for her misdeeds and be a good person.She transmigrated into a five-year-old princess of the Dalin Dynasty. In the name of family, she had a sickly mother disfavoured by the emperor, a mentally challenged and daft older brother.Her life was constantly in danger, with having little to eat and trying to stay warm.The living environment was very harsh.Lin Feilu, who wanted to be a good person: … You forced me! Sorry, I can only activate my unique skill.Harem fight? Striving for favor? Climbing the ranks?Apologies, but let me show you what it means to be slaughtered by a maxed out player.Note: “Green Tea” is a woman who presents herself as innocent, sweet, and kind but is very scheming and calculative in reality.

Maid, older sister, younger sister, and even mother, all of them.

He is Monkey D. Luffy, but not the original Monkey D. Luffy, because in this world, that one is Lucy, his blood sister, while he had a peaceful childhood with his other three brothers. They all ended up following different paths since he didn’t have his memories. It was only when he entered a barrel lost at sea to save himself that he finally began to regain all the knowledge he had of this world from his past life. On top of that, he realized he could use this knowledge to his advantage to acquire everything he needed on his adventure. He was given four chances to summon people to start his journey, and more importantly, he finally received his two devil fruits, becoming powerful from the very beginning, with a plan that stretched to the end of his adventure.This story is the adventure of a man called Monkey D. Luffy, with the goal of becoming the emperor of all the seas in the world. For that, he will find the One Piece and destroy the World Government, for they cannot coexist. Be it the Marines, government agents, CP units, Tenryuubito, Holy Knights, Gorosei, or Im, Luffy will walk over a mountain of corpses.“I want you in my crew. Together, we will change the whole world and turn it upside down.”“Hahaha. Don’t worry, I believe in your potential, that's why I want you in my crew.”“My swordsman already fought you and lost. Now let’s see the strength of the world’s greatest swordsman too, right, Yamato? I hope you don’t mind fighting two rookies at once...?”“Awaken... Awaken my power... and destroy all your enemies...”“It’s good to see you after so long, Grandpa... and you, sister.”“Monkey D.? The most dangerous family in the world!”“Isn’t it a beautiful scene? Two Shichibukai and a Vice Admiral as my trophies! Come on, take a good picture and put it on tomorrow’s newspaper cover!”“I declare this kingdom my territory!”“Enel, you’re nothing but an idiot with a god complex. If you’re a god... then I’m a god slayer.”“As you said, Teach, people’s dreams never end! And if people’s dreams never end, why should I stop?”“Doflamingo... Jake... you’re so far from home. I hope you don’t regret this.”"You narcissistic woman, how can someone be so annoying and arrogant?""What did you say, you damned man?!""I now declare you husband and wife.""It's time to return to the Blue Sea, after all, we have a world to shake.""CP9? What a disappointment, Sengoku. I want money for them and Doflamingo... I want 2 billion berries at Enies Lobby in a few days.""Enies Lobby was completely destroyed...?""I've fought Mihawk, Jimbei, Crocodile, Doflamingo, Hancock, and Moria... you're the only one left, Kuma...""It seems we've finally met, Rayleigh...""Let's invade Impel Down!""I came here to find you, sister, it's time for you to join my crew... Joygirl...""It looks like we've finally arrived at the war.""Sengoku... you tried to arm yourself to execute my brother, so I'll make an example of this Tenryuubito for the whole world.""You can't do this...!"*BANG!*"He actually did it, that bastard....""Your chains are loose, move your ass and get out of Marineford!!""Saturn!!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!""I couldn't kill you last time, Akainu... but I'll make sure to do it now.""Destroy the rest of Marineford.""Let's get out of here. When you return, you'll take over this country for your family, Rebecca.""No matter if we're on opposite sides... I will always love you, grandpa.""It's time to start our training.""Let's begin. Now, let's head to the New World, capture territories, and grow our fleet.""Is the entire Straw Hat fleet ready? Now let's head to Wano, after all, we have a war against two Yonkou!"

One of the four greatest braggarts in the web novel circle, Zhang Xuan, has entered the 【Source World】, a higher dimensional plane even above the Empyrean.With the complete version of the Library of Heaven's Path that encompasses the capacities of the 【Heavens' Imperfections】, 【Heavens' Order】, and 【Heavens' Nature】, he embarks on an adventure — showcasing his might — across the world!Searching for Fate, Resigning Oneself to Fate, Knowing One's Fate, Commanding Fate... While all of you are still cultivating your fate, seeking fate, or borrowing fate, I, Zhang Xuan, already possess the 'Eternal Fate of the Heavens'!