No results found!
  • Series
  • Bookmarks
  • Blog
logo
logo
SeriesBookmarksBlog
No results found!

WU NOVEL

WU NOVELWU NOVEL

About Us

Contact Us

Privacy Policy

I really don't want to be chopped by a hatchet again

I really don't want to be chopped by a hatchet again

0 Comments

View All

Chapter 1: Page 1

Read on App

Rated Novels

Ongoing
Double Shenwei Starting From Re0

[Funny Battle] + [Double Kamui] + [Kakashi Template] + [Decisive Killing] + [Not in Love] + [Multiple Heroines] (The heroine currently has a Rem, and there should be Emilia and Crusch in the future. It depends on the development of the plot. Whether there will be more in the future depends on fate.) Chaotic neutral, not a noble knight, please do not enter if you mind. Even if you don't love Subaru TV, you can buy it with confidence if you like 486. Dugen Bylerite (Fang Yuan), who traveled to Re0, obtained double Kamui at the beginning and faced a group of aliens with blessings. Dugan said: "I'll pull you into the couple's space (Shenwei space), let's see if I can beat you to death! (Namely mentioning Lai Aotian)"

Ongoing
Batman Crosses Over With Spider-Man

New York, a city with a far greater number of super criminals and a higher crime rate than Gotham. Just as Gotham needs Batman, so does New York. He journeys through New York with no money, no equipment, no butler, and only a strange body. He starts from scratch, everything from scratch.

Ongoing
Warhammer Universe: Becoming A God With A Big Clock

The Warhammer universe is a world where technology and psychic power clash, where advancement and backwardness blend. And the Celestial Clock, a top-level, dreamlike artifact from the Super God Universe capable of simulating the entire universe, is a magical artifact. If an ordinary, incorruptible Earthling were to travel to the Warhammer universe with the Clock, what would his fate be, and what sparks would emerge?

Ongoing
The Journey Through Heaven Begins With Telekinesis

[All Heavens and Myriad Worlds + Swordsman + Decisive Killing + Immortal Slaughter and God Slaughter + No Female Lead] Li Su, who possesses telekinesis, quietly watched the endless zombies besieging the city. With unlimited firepower and a huge amount of supplies, and in front of him were tens of thousands of refugees kneeling on the ground crying for immortals to save them. Li Su considered whether he should shout out, "Are kings, princes, generals, and ministers any different?" Perona took a devil fruit and touched her stomach. This fruit will be tomorrow's breakfast! Li Su smiled and took out the apple that the little girl loved to eat in exchange. Every time a transcendental life is killed as a blood sacrifice in the heavens and all realms, the body's potential will increase by one point. How high it can reach depends on whether enough living beings are killed. Well, the sea kings are extraordinary beasts, as are Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie. The prehistoric world is also a huge zoo, and it seems that Tathagata Buddha is not a human either... Facing the myriad of heavens and worlds, Li Su showed a kind smile. The sword is the best weapon for killing. From now on, any powerful life in the myriad of heavens and worlds is my prey. Sacrifice all souls and forge a supreme throne with blood and soul.

Ongoing
Dragon Coffin, The King Of Hell'S Order

My fiancée cut my tendons and veins, sealed my coffin and buried me alive! But they don't know that I was destined to be the King of Hell... [Folk horror, Feng Shui spells, incense offerings] Feng Shui physiognomy, painted skin to summon souls, walking the underworld to drive away corpses, ghost magic, tattooing Yin tattoos, hanging puppets, wax sealing the red door, dogs digging pits on the grave ridge, ghosts feasting in the river temple, the Five Thunders Law can break the filth, Hu Huang Bai Liu invites Taoist soldiers, paper-making guests do not order living people, the second leatherworker makes leather sewing needles, Miaojiang raises Gu, Nanyang raises little ghosts...

Ongoing
My World Starts With Switching Tables And Joining The Chat Group

[My World] [Chat Group] [Invincible Flow] [Movies + Anime + Games + Novels World] [Doomsday] Yang Yi traveled to the Sky Island of My World, drew the Ultimate Synthesis Conversion Table at the beginning, and joined the chat group of travelers from all worlds. From then on, he had invincible power in one hand and unlimited resources in the other, and began his journey across all worlds. [Ultimate Synthesis Conversion Table] has no upper limit on EMC value storage, can sell all non-intelligent items, can absorb energy from another world to unlock modules... Tentative group worlds [Terraria] [Warhammer 40k] [Cabin in the Woods] [All Tomorrows] [Captive Food] [Berserk] [Martial God] [American Comics] [Super Seminary] [League of Legends: Twin Cities] [One Piece] [Naruto] [Jujutsu Kaisen] [Under One Person], etc.

Ongoing
Swallowed Star: The Mechanical Overlord

Flesh and blood are weak, machines ascend! Watch me, the master of the mechanical race, lead everyone in the mechanical revolution!

Ongoing
Douluo Live Room: All the audience are Tang San’s enemies!

[Harem + Fun + Torture of the Third + Torture of Shrek]The anchor Diyihong opened a live broadcast room in Douluo.[The "God of Destruction" sends a gift: "God-given Martial Spirit - Scepter of Destruction"]"This Divine King wants Tang San to die!"["Angel God" sends a gift: "God-given martial spirit - six-winged angel"]"Let Tang San's divine position also be shattered, and he must live in shame!"[The Phoenix God sends a gift: "Divine Outfit·Phoenix Origin"]"I want Tang San to watch his beloved die of old age!"["Rakshasa God" sends a gift: "Divine Artifact·Raksha Scythe"]"Braise that rabbit for me, this is bullshit about two gods coexisting together!"......In the face of such enthusiastic rewards, Diyihong said:"One God-given soul ring will cut Tang San once, 100 at least!""Brothers, don't just talk, use your financial power to slap him in the face!""This Tang San is dying, but I want to save him. If you want to stop me, please increase your reward!""Destroy the Shrek Seven Devils? They are all my classmates and friends. They have to pay extra!"......Just look at how Diyihong makes the most of the money, severely attacks Tang San, Yu Xiaogang, and Shrek, and successfully reaches the pinnacle of the God Realm! Novel keywords: Douluo Live Room: All the audience are Tang San's enemies! No pop-up window, Douluo Live Room: All the audience are Tang San's enemies! txt full download, Douluo Live Room: All the audience are Tang San's enemies! Latest chapter reading

Ongoing
Nautical: Thieves Are Thieves, And Everyone In Summit War Must Die

Noah travels through the world of pirates,He wanted to start a pirate group, but he saw the real side of pirates, so he joined the Marine camp instead!As a law enforcer, work for a Marine with justice at heart!Cunning, cruel, greedy, evil pirates are the biggest cancer in this sea area, Noah will show you what cruelty is!Super star? One can't get away today!Empress? Claiming to be the most beautiful in the world? Don't worry, I will make you the most beautiful in both worlds of yin and yang. Rayleigh? One Piece's deputy can't be let go, let alone you cheating money everywhere! Summit War: No...don't get me wrong, Whitebeard, I'm not targeting you, I'm saying that all the pirates here are going to die! Five Elders: Noah's presence is affecting the balance and has to be dealt with.Facing the orders brought by the Five Elders, and the claims of the so-called gods of the Celestial Dragons, Noah gave his own answer, with a wave of his hand,All the Marines rushed to the Holy Land Mariejois Pangu City, shouting in their mouths, "Princes and generals are better than each other!"

Ongoing
Zongwu: Well versed in ancient and modern times, you say I am a crow’s mouth

Story of: Zongwu: Well versed in ancient and modern times, you say I am a crow’s mouthYe Chen accidentally traveled to the mainland of China and discovered that this was a comprehensive world of martial arts. He awakened to the exposure system. As long as he exposed famous figures and various secrets in the world, he could obtain various rewards.Since then, there has been a person who talks nonsense in the world, but everything he says soon comes true!It was revealed that Qiao Feng was a Khitan and received the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms!Expose the identity of the leading brother and obtain the Shaolin Yijin Jing!Are golden scales just a thing in the pond? They transform into dragons when the storm roar of the dragon in the sky is shocking, and the wind and clouds will make you swim in the shallow water!Expose the secret of Xiongba and gain three points to return to your vitality.It was revealed that Hou Zhu, the brave god of the Ming Dynasty, had hidden more than twenty secrets and obtained the power of absorbing energy.It was exposed that there were undead people in Yujian Villa, and he obtained the Dragon Divine Power.Expose the immortals who have survived in the world for more than 1,800 years and obtain the Sacred Heart Secret.exposure……Many hermit masters: Please stop talking and shut up your crow mouth!!!

Ongoing
In The Book, The Heroine's Setup Was Completely Shattered

Story of: In The Book, The Heroine's Setup Was Completely Shattered(Funny + Happy) Tu Phi transforms into the villain of the novel Dragon King in the palace who licks the dog. As long as he goes to the script, he can return to reality.But I didn't expect the female lead to be able to hear his heart.So, the entire female protagonist setup is broken.Diep Mong Anh's eyebrows furrowed: "Tu Phi, you called me an ice block, can you please not add the word death?"Why do we have to call the ice block dead?Tieu Van is domineering and gentle: "Who dares to be disrespectful to younger brother Tu Phi is an enemy to my Tieu family!"Looking at the heroine's character's collapse, Tu Phi expressed her helplessness.“Hey hey hey, heroines, I'm an evil villain, you can't treat me like that!”

Ongoing
Is Longhushan an incompetent expert? Have you ever heard of Heavenly Master?

Story of: Is Longhushan an incompetent expert? Have you ever heard of Heavenly Master?He accidentally traveled to the parallel blue star and became Zhang Zhiwei, the current master of Longhu Mountain.Just as the demons resurrected and the world was in chaos, masters from various sects came out to bring peace to the world.But because there has been no movement in Longhu Mountain.He was called a fake Taoist priest!But Zhang Zhiwei was also helpless, because the evil spirits suppressed under Longhu Mountain were enough to destroy the world.If Longhu Mountain emerges and evil spirits enter the world, the world will once again be plunged into chaos.Just when the Heavenly Master decided to endure the infamy silently.Officials forced Taoist priests from Longhu Mountain to come down the mountain.The general public also asked them to get out of Longhu Mountain and let capable people live there.Finally, the Heavenly Master decided not to endure it any longer."Since you feel that we are not worthy of staying in Longhu Mountain, then I will leave!"At this time, everyone did not realize the seriousness of the matter, and they all thought that the Heavenly Master was stimulated and went crazy.But until the golden list comes.Ordinary Zhang Zhiwei, golden light technique, five thunder righteousness, evil spirits...were exposed one by one.The world was panicked."Kneel down and beg the Heavenly Master to return to Longhu Mountain!!!"

Chapter 1: Page 1

I really don't want to be chopped by a hatchet again Author:zz Lu Book introduction: listen If you don't want to be bullied by girls, you must follow the following points First of all, study hard and stop flirting with the girls. Secondly, the kind of personality that can greatly increase the favorability of women by saying "old idiot" as soon as you open your mouth is not allowed. Finally, try to avoid contact with women. Especially, the kind of girl who looks particularly beautiful "Well, if you do everything, you still can't avoid being stabbed."

Tada Qingyou paused, and the hand holding the wolfberry tea trembled slightly. There was a sense of sympathy in his eyes, and the 30-meter-long sword on his neck was particularly conspicuous. "Then just do as I did and wish you the best." Volume 1 I am a young man, Yunhua is full of Chapter 24 After rebirths, he is still a teenager [Reminder: The task of not being chopped by a hatchet within a month has been completed] ... 【Please claim the reward】 ... [Reminder: The task of not being chopped by a hatchet within half a year has been completed] ... 【Please claim the reward】 ... A cold and dry electronic sound rang in his mind. Tadoda Kiyoyu looked at himself in the mirror silently. His facial features were as fair and delicate as ever. Compared to a year ago when he was reborn, his pair of dark eyes were exceptionally clear and bright, like a black gemstone shining faintly at the bottom of a pool, which was particularly attractive. His gaze paused for a few seconds, and he gradually realized that something was wrong. "System, why are you getting more and more handsome? Where is the pill that you promised me to make you uglier?" [Host, from our subjective point of view, you have indeed become uglier. ] The system explained, its tone still cold, [In the data published by our intelligent technology, the higher the appearance of humans, the uglier they are.]

"us..." Tada Kiyoyu was silent for a moment, and suddenly had a bad feeling, "The data publication chart you mentioned, do you mean the aesthetics of your system?" [Replying to the host, theoretically speaking, this is indeed the case] “…” The corner of his eye twitched slightly, and the bad premonition in his heart grew stronger. "System, open the personal attribute panel." Taking a deep breath, he slowly issued the command. As soon as the words fell, a character panel full of technology appeared before his eyes. Name: Tada Kiyoyu Sex: Male Age: 16 Stamina: 56 Charisma: 80 Skills already possessed: Level 1 military boxing, expressionless face, ten hours of focused study Current title: Stunning at first sight (permanent) Title attributes: Improve your temperament, the pine trees are as green as emerald green, and Lang Yan is unique All females' first impression of the host +5 favorability Tada Kiyoyu fell silent again. When he saw the extra title and the 20-point increase in his charm value, he knew that he had been tricked by the system. "My presence as an ordinary person has disappeared, and my appearance has improved. Do you know that this means the possibility of me being killed by a hatchet has increased?!" Tada Kiyoyu's face was ashen, and he was burning with anger in his chest. [As the possibilities increase, the difficulty also increases, which makes the challenge more exciting~] "I stimulate your mother!!!" I have a curse hidden in my heart, but I don’t know whether I should say it or not. It took me half a year of hard work to lower my charm value so much, but now, not only has it been restored, but it has also reached a new height. This is simply one cow and ten bulls, so awesome. [Host, don't panic. The problem is huge. There's no point in panicking.] Tada Kiyoyu: “….” The cold electronic sound of the system sounded in my mind slowly, [Although the problem is serious, it is not irreversible. From another perspective, although the host's appearance has improved, because of completing the task, the opportunity to obtain the ultimate task reward has been opened. ]

"The ultimate mission reward?" [Yes, it is the permanent right to use the Dragon Eyes that you have always dreamed of. ] Hearing these words, Tada Kiyohisa's originally lifeless eyes suddenly lit up. "Is this true?" 【really】 As the name suggests, the dragon eyes, after the user wears them, will not only reduce his or her own charm value by 50 points, but also make his or her presence weaker than that of a passerby. Even if it is a very good friend or a relative who has lived together for many years, it will be difficult for them to notice your presence unless they pay close attention. Thinking of the various benefits of this artifact, Tada Kiyoyu clenched his fists and rekindled his motivation. "With this, I don't have to worry about being hacked by women for no reason." By then, truly leisurely and happy days of eating and waiting for death will be within your reach. "System, release the ultimate mission." With a wave of his hand, a surge of heroic spirit emerged. After finishing this job, I can go back to the countryside and live a comfortable life. I feel a little excited just thinking about it. [Host, what are you thinking? You haven't even completed the previous small transition tasks, but you want to jump out and challenge the ultimate task directly. Who gave the host the courage, Fish Leong? ] The system's contemptuous sneer sounded, and the cold electronic sound was like a splash of cold water, extinguishing the flames of excitement that had ignited in Tadoda Kiyoyu. "Brother, you've been working with me for so many years, can't you be flexible and give me a back door or something?" The young man rubbed his hands and tried to ask for special treatment. [It's impossible, don't even think about it] The system responded with an even colder tone, mixed with a ruthless attitude that brooked no room for negotiation. Seeing that there was no hope of taking the backdoor, Tada Kiyoshi said helplessly, "If you don't do the ultimate mission directly, and keep completing the transitional tasks with an 80 charm value, the risk is too great. You may be killed by the hatchet." [That is the host's business and has nothing to do with this system] The answer is still so ruthless. The young man sighed softly, feeling very sad at the moment. "Uncle Tong, this is my 25th rebirth. I really don't want to start over again." Recalling the many times he had been hit by a hatchet in the past, Tadoda Kiyoyu's face showed a trace of pain. Everything must be reversed When the advantages in certain aspects exceed the amount that one cannot bear, it will bring about unpredictable disasters. For example, a fatal disaster. Perhaps other people’s memories are colorful and filled with happiness, but his are like the sky before dawn, gray and monotonous. The unchanging bloodiness and unchangeable death ending. Stabbed in the back, poisoned, hit by a car, pushed off a rooftop, chopped off the head with an axe

There were all kinds of strange ways of dying, but without exception, the people who killed him were all girls. "Is it really that difficult to live a complete life?" He muttered to himself, his calm tone hiding an inexplicable sadness and fatigue. [Isn't this all the host's own fault? He has cheated on so many girls. Is it possible for him to turn around and be a good person now? ] A cold mockery sounded in his mind. The boy held his forehead and replied helplessly, "Yes, yes, I know." Looking at my slightly immature self in the mirror, I felt mixed emotions. Why did he reincarnate so many times? It's because he was Tada Kiyohisa, who was once a top scumbag. Sighing slightly, his dark eyes looked forward, mixed with memories He can still remember that year when he was full of vigor and youthful vigor. Relying on good interpersonal relationships, handsome looks and gentle personality, he has ambiguous relationships with many girls. In principle, everyone is welcome to join. So much so that in the end, he had slept with so many girls that he couldn't count them on both hands. The so-called stallion bulldozer is nothing more than this. He is irresponsible, indecisive, weak and lustful. So after that, it was only natural that I was chopped down. Well, it was a fatal blow and the head was cut off. In the few seconds he was still conscious before death, he thought his life had come to an end. However, the most unlikely thing to happen to him miraculously happened. The system appears and life starts over. Shock, confusion, joy, it took a long time to slowly calm down these complex emotions. But after coming to his senses, he did not choose to reform and be a good person, but remained unrepentant and continued to be a scumbag. He is the son of destiny and the popular choice. Starting a harem is his greatest goal in life. As long as we are more steady this time, we will definitely not follow the same old path as in the previous life. Then, with such blind confidence, he failed. On a snowy night in my second year of high school, I was once again In the third life, I was reborn again. I finally had some brains and learned how to trick girls into having sex and then break up with them quickly. But he still couldn't escape the fate of being chopped by a hatchet. In the fourth life, he was honest and restrained his lustful thoughts. He only had one girlfriend, but he still couldn't help but flirted with other girls. Ultimately, I couldn’t survive that snowy night in my second year of high school.

In the fifth life, I was completely honest and stopped flirting with young ladies. I completed the tasks issued by the system while studying seriously. However, he was stabbed to death because he rejected the love confession of his desk mate on a snowy night in his second year of high school. In the sixth life, he became a quiet and lonely person who did not communicate with any girls or talk about romance. However, on a snowy night in the second year of high school, he was chopped in half by an axe because he refused the female teacher.

Don't want to lose your reading progress

Save your place and continue where you left off on any device