Chapter 76 (Seventh update) Even a magician has to compromise with reality sometimes The next are still two hours until the second round of assessment. Hughes Dal and Mu arrived outside the competition venue early. But Li Cheng was not with them. "I don't see Boss Li Cheng anywhere. Where did he go?" Mu was a little confused. "I guess he went to some place to practice." Xiu Si Daer thought for a while and asked, "Well, anyway, he will be back before the game starts. By the way, Brother Mu, do you know what the rules of the second round of assessment are?" "Hmm..." Mu hesitated for a moment, looked around, and came closer: "I do have some information. The focus of this assessment seems to be to seize the identities and names of other people." "Identity, name? What does this mean?" Xius frowned. "It is said that the chief examiner will assign a title to each candidate, and the method of assessment is to see the identities of others and write them down. I don't know the specific details." Mu explained. As the child of the God of War, he knew some of the test questions in advance. Of course, this kind of test question is useless even if you know the answer.
After all, the identity is a purely random number assigned on the spot, and no one can see it in advance. And not far behind the two of them. Tal, the dragon's confidant who was disguised as an ordinary candidate, smiled sinisterly. His pupils, which reflected the appearance of Hughes Dahl, emitted a strange and greedy light. As long as he sacrifices Hughes Dahl to the Abyss, his mission will be accomplished. By then, his evil dragon confidant Dal will become a real dragon! He will transcend the human skin and become a true high-dimensional creature! "I am the only extraordinary person, and you are all my consumables." Tal, the dragon's confidant, smiled and disappeared into the darkness. In this exam, not only Seuss Dahl, but all the human candidates who appear before him will become his bait. - In the bathroom of the Full Moon College office area. The examiner straightened his chest, walked into the bathroom, and went straight to the urinal at the back. "Hey." He sighed, trying to control his sphincter and let the water flow. Although the examiner was a powerful person who had reached the peak of the fourth level and paid great attention to physical exercise, he was still unable to resist the erosion of time in some matters. People, after all, still have to face the aging of the prostate. The examiner inevitably entered a state of accumulating strength. It takes more than three minutes to accumulate strength. Fortunately, today was the day of the assessment and there were not many people in the office area or the toilet, so no one appreciated his ugly appearance. Just then, footsteps were heard outside the bathroom. Then, an elegant nobleman in a tuxedo and a wide-brimmed hat walked in. The examiner took a look and then looked away.
Seuss Dahl, the second place in the first round of exams, a genius who has never been born, and the destroyer of the descendants of the evil dragon who ranked only below Li Cheng. The examiner was impressed by him. But even if he had an impression, he would not take the initiative to greet Hughes Dahl. On the one hand, this was to maintain the dignity of a teacher, and on the other hand, this was also to maintain the dignity of a man. But Hughes Dahl doesn't seem to think so. His face was filled with a warm, sunny smile, and without the slightest hesitation, he walked straight to the pool next to the examiner, threw off his tuxedo, and unbuttoned his trousers. The examiner took one glance at the donkey-like size and was immediately in awe. When he heard the sound of water next door again, his face suddenly turned pale. No, there are so many pools in the sky. Why are you standing next to me? Do you understand the rules of the men's restroom? The splashing sound of water made the examiner upset. He took a long breath, pulled up his trousers, and walked into the toilet cubicle. He decided not to bother with the pervert. Sitting on the toilet, the examiner raised his head. Since you can't handle it while standing, just sit down, which is a good opportunity to empty your stomach. However, he never expected that a few seconds later, there was a bang, and the compartment next to him was quickly opened and closed. From the cubicle, the examiner saw Huxdale's shoes. Okay, okay, that's it, right? It's not over yet, right? Veins bulged on the examiner's forehead. He took a few deep breaths and ultimately said nothing. He just leaned the back of his head against the wall, enjoying the moment of tranquility. When you reach middle age, everything goes wrong and the happiest time is when you are sitting on the toilet. As the torrential rain fell freely, he felt his soul was sublimated. Once upon a time, when he had just entered Full Moon Academy, he would go to the bathroom with a few friends during breaks. At that time, his prostate was still very healthy. "Alas, what a pity, brothers, we will never see each other again." Letting out a melancholy sigh, the examiner took out a yellowed old portrait from his bosom. The five people in the portrait, except himself, have now gone to another world. The battle with the abyss is so cruel that an ordinary meeting may be the last one. The sublime pleasure spread from the lower abdomen to the back of the head. The examiner, who had emptied everything, smiled at himself, exhaled, and reached for the tissue box beside him. The box opens. Nothing. There wasn't even any used paper core left. There were still some scattered brown marks on the stainless steel box, as if telling some horrific story. The examiner turned all the pockets on his body inside and out, but still found no trace of toilet paper. He swallowed and placed his hopes on Hughes Dahl next door. "Um, little brother, do you have any paper?" The answer to his question was the shaking and clicking sound from next door.
Then, a gentle voice came back. "Examiner, have you ever thought about why a toilet is called a restroom?" It was like a bolt of lightning flashing across the examiner's head. He lowered his head, looked at his hands, and remained silent. A few minutes later, the examiner gave up Hughes Dahl's proposal. He looked at the portraits of his comrades in his hands tenderly, and gently stroked their faces in his memory: "Brothers, don't worry, my longing for you will not fade even if the photos fade!" "Go with peace of mind!" He held up the portrait resolutely. Just at this moment, there was a "pop" sound, and a bag of tissues was thrown from the next room under the examiner. At this moment, the examiner's eyes were filled with tears! Thank you, Tissue Man! He picked up the toilet paper with emotion. Half a minute later, the examiner pushed open the door of the compartment and walked out with satisfaction. Looking at Hughes Dahl who was waiting outside, he felt that this young man was an extremely elegant nobleman. He opened his mouth and wanted to say something of thanks, but before he knew it, a feeling of dizziness came from the top of his head. Then he fell to the ground. His last consciousness made him watch Hughes Dahl walking towards him. The examiner struggled and said, "You, you... the paper is poisonous!" "Yes." Hughes Dahl smiled gently. "The effect of anorectal administration is twice that of oral administration. Don't worry, it's just a sleeping pill, but I prepared it carefully." "Who exactly are you..." The examiner's eyelids drooped. "I'm Xu Si Dale, examiner. Didn't you say so?" Xu Si Dale imitated his tone and said, "The examination has already begun from this moment!" I told you to attack the candidates, but you...attacked the examiner, right? "You, you, you..." After the examiner called him "you" three times, he could no longer speak, fell to the ground and fainted. And Hughes Dahl also took off the mask on his face, revealing the appearance of Li Cheng. He smiled, dragged the examiner into the innermost compartment, and then covered his face with the reinforced Abyss Mask. Finally, a sign saying "Under Repair" was placed at the door of the men's restroom. Two minutes later, the examiner, wearing the examiner's coat, having the examiner's face and wearing the examiner's glasses... walked out of the bathroom. From now on, Li Cheng... It’s the examiner! (End of this chapter)
