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Special Effects: My Contracted Beast Is Arceus?

(The ratings have just been released and will gradually increase.) [Pokémon + Kamen Rider + Cool Articles + Invincible + Anime] You Hong, an orphan who lost his job after graduation, was worried about his livelihood when a truck with "Dayun Logistics" written on it suddenly broke through the wall! Before he could see the surroundings clearly, a deadly chill instantly hit him. The cold mirror reflects the city, and the life-eating mirror monster is approaching with a roar! You Hong was horrified to discover that this was actually the mirror world of "Kamen Rider Ryuki", a Jedi where anyone who strays into it may have their life drained at any time! No way, I'm going to die right after traveling through time?! At the moment of death, the card box belt fell from the sky. And his contracted beast is actually——Arzeus!!! … Time's coming? Talk to my Dialga! Gaia Memory? It's good to try the Z Punisher! You said you were a flying knight? You'd be ok with my Cliff Sword! When the light of Pokémon is revealed in the world of Kamen Rider, even the Lord of Time can no longer sit still. Who put this excessive stuff in here?!

Ongoing
Start Adding Points From The Womb

Lu Yun traveled through time and space, becoming a fetus. He had hoped to live a routine life of birth, growth, marriage, and childbirth, but people kept treating him like a roadside ant. What could he do? He was helpless! He had no choice but to make it clear to others that he was a time traveler, a person with a special ability. I heard that your world values bloodlines, and categorizes people's status based on their bloodline? Alright, then, the system will add points. [Ancient Savage Dragon Bloodline] fused with [Starry Sky Giant Elephant Bloodline] [Ding!] [Fusion Successful!] [Heavenly Punishment Bloodline [Disaster Star Dragon Elephant]! "Haha, with all due respect, based on seniority, everyone here is a descendant of me, Lu Yun." "However, I have a way to make you both venerated ancestors. It depends on whether you're willing to try." I heard that your world values cultivation techniques, and that people are willing to kill their ancestors and exterminate their clans for them? Alright, then, the system will add points. [Ethereal Divine Record] fused with [Joyful Lotus Art] [Ding!] [Fusion successful!] Destiny-level martial arts technique [Great Freedom Yin-Yang Harmony Art]! This invincible martial arts technique, once known only in legends, is suddenly available in bulk, each copy for just one copper coin. (You don't want to practice it, even if you don't pay.) "What? You won't practice it? Just because it will turn you into a hermaphrodite?" "Okay, then I'll send it to your enemies!" ………… Because of Lu Yun's existence, the order of the entire world collapsed, and began to evolve in an indescribable direction. Years later, Lu Yun stood atop the world, gazing at the bizarre creatures below, and smiled...

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Record Of Hundred Refinements And Ascension

Qin Fengming, originally an ordinary boy from a mountain village, accidentally ate the nameless red fruit and embarked on the path of cultivation. He started out by refining instruments and, relying on his talent for making talismans, ventured into the thorny world of cultivation alone. Everything was going very smoothly, but something unexpected happened to him...

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One Intel A Day, Getting Rich Starting From College!

[Intel System] + [Urban Lighthearted Style] + [No Time Travel or Rebirth] + [Not an Orphan] + [No Show-off Face-slapping Tropes] “This year’s projected number of graduates is 12.5 million, and over the next ten years, an estimated 120 million college students will graduate.” As a regular junior-year undergraduate with a recent major family tragedy, Ye Su felt hopeless upon hearing this news. But after unexpectedly binding with the Daily Intel System, Ye Su became filled with hope and longing for the future. [Today's Intel]: A scratch-off lottery ticket named “Endless Rainbow” sold at the Ping Le Road lottery store contains a card worth ¥8,000. [Today's Intel]: At the upcoming ghost market on Lichang Road, a stall will sell an old copy of Journey to the West, inside whose cover is hidden a rare “British Black Penny” stamp. Suggested resale price: ¥12,000. [Today's Intel]: In a second-hand furniture shop on Renping Street, Tangyong Urban Village, there’s a sofa containing two gold bars, each weighing 200 grams. … At first, Ye Su only wanted to earn a little money with the system to help his family through their crisis…

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Age Of War Beasts: Eternal Overlord

Introduction: The Eternal Continent is a magical world where technology, magic, and war beasts are mixed together. Due to an accident, Fang Tianyun came to the Eternal Continent with the illusion of Shenxu and became a bastard of a wealthy family. Go to the rich family who trampled on hemp. Alone, I hired a tough dragon lady, and I went straight to the end of the world. When other people's war beasts were sleeping in the battle pet space, Lao Fang had already taken the war beasts to practice in the Shenxu illusion. Through technological transformation, alienation, and evolution, every beastmaster has the opportunity to DIY a unique combat pet. The bond between man and beast, the fusion of strength and wisdom, the balance of light and darkness, the cycle of war and blood. Countries, forces, and the storms gather. The blood of war beasts never freezes, and the beauty of explosive power never stops. And Lao Fang, with his war beasts, started from scratch, step by step, rushing towards the highest competitive martial arts arena... In the land of eternity, I am the overlord! (It requires some brains, basic behavioral logic, beast training and competitive combat. The author is too old to write a brainless story, so I’ll leave it like this for now and remain anonymous).

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Doomsday With Big Sister: Eighteen Meals Every Three Days

After five years of struggling in the apocalypse, Shi Man was disemboweled by her own relatives. But she reincarnated—back to just before the Cataclysm began. Her old apartment building? Turns out it’s an upgradable apocalypse homestead. With her building in hand, she went on a mad hoarding spree. Soon, those once-arrogant relatives were begging her for their lives. Shi Man sneered: “Beg for your life? I want your life, not to save it.” Floods? She’ll kill what water can’t drown. Extreme heat? She’ll roast what can’t be cooked. Freezing cold? She’ll strike what frost can’t freeze. In a world full of corpses and humanity twisted into monsters, Shi Man—armed with her apartment fortress—is completely unfazed. Others starve and freeze? She lounges in AC, eating hotpot, drawing cards, petting cats, and raising animals. Ding-dong~ Card pulled: Apocalypse Food Factory unlocked. Ding-dong~ SSS Card: Awarded Human Combat Unit (Catastrophe-Class). Ding-dong~ Reward: Apocalypse Hospital. Ding-dong~ Reward: Apocalypse Arsenal. Floods, extreme heat, frost, earthquakes, tsunamis, mutant beasts and plants, volcanoes… Disasters come one after another. Yet amidst the chaos, the slum-like Urban Village everyone once despised becomes a paradise. Here lies endless food, elite medical teams, the fiercest weapons factories, a supermarket that never runs dry… even a zoo, a botanical garden, and an impenetrable security shield. This is the last pure land on Earth. And its ruler… is Shi Man.

Ongoing
The Real Pokemon World

Wang Luo, a senior Pokémon fan, was unprepared when he traveled to a parallel Pokémon world. Let's accept it. Here come the three Pokémon! Wait? Where is my Blastoise? Where is Charizard? Where is Venusaur? Well, the real Pokémon world is not so beautiful, but we still have to have dreams, so let's start by catching the first Pokémon. Rebuild the glory of the Rainy Day Team and reach the top of the Pokémon world! PS1: Parallel world, please do not bring in animations and games completely. PS2: The protagonist has no system, mainly plays the Rainy Day Team, and follows the civilian elite style.

Ongoing
Going To The Sea: Buckets Burst Every Day, People Are Nicknamed And Swept Away

[Era + Farming in the Countryside + Going to the Sea + Family Gossip] Wang Qiang accidentally traveled to a small fishing village, obtained a golden finger of luck, and started a life of sea fishing. A small bucket and a shovel, the bucket bursts every day, and the nicknames are wiped out. He worked hard at the sea, and with just a shovel, he built a big house and a car, and also married a beautiful wife! From now on, I will live a carefree life as a fisherman, and I will live a carefree life for the rest of my life! Wang Qiang sighed, "Ah, the only things in the world I cannot let down are the sea and my wife! The deeper I go, the more I will never want to leave!"

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The Runic Alchemist

Ben, a postgraduate chemistry student, envisions a future where science unlocks the secrets of the universe. But fate has other plans. In a sudden twist, Ben dies and awakens in a strange new world, reborn as a five-year-old boy named Damian Sunblade.Damian's joy at being part of a noble family is short-lived. His family, valuing gold over blood, sells him off to another noble house to be groomed as a homemaker husband, a mere pawn in their political games. Struggling with his new reality and the remnants of his past life’s knowledge, Damian refuses to succumb to his fate.In his new household, Damian discovers that this world is governed by magic circles, Runic symbols wielding immense power. Driven by his scientific curiosity, Damian begins to experiment. Applying the laws of physics to the Rune symbols, he deciphers their secrets and invents his own unique form of magic.However, The family that bought him has their own plans for him, seeing Damian as a valuable tool to enhance their power. But Damian, ever the independent spirit, has dreams beyond servitude. He longs for freedom, a place to call his own—a life where he can use his talents without restraint.And so Damian devises a daring plan to escape. His journey is fraught with danger and intrigue, as he navigates a world filled with mystical creatures, powerful adversaries, and ancient secrets. Along the way, he forges alliances and battles enemies, all while refining his magical and scientific skills.In "The Runic Alchemist," follow Damian Sunblade’s epic quest for independence and self-discovery. Witness his transformation from a forsaken child to a formidable Alchemist, determined to carve out an extraordinary future for himself in a world teeming with infinite possibilities.

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Farm Girl Turns Everything Around: Sly Husband, Let's Farm

Mum ran away, dad's crippled, and I'm about to be sold to a brothel.Qiao Xiaomai rolled up her sleeves in anger: If you've taken from me, regurgitate it.If you've seized what's mine, return it.All scumbags, clear off.A certain man finished tidying up the mess, rolled up his sleeves and pulled Qiao Xiaomai into a light laugh: "My lady, if you're this fiery and domineering at night, your husband..."Qiao Xiaomai raised an eyebrow, patted the spot next to her: "My dear, come warm the bed~"

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Re: Evolution Online

Liam was a nobody, whether it was grades or sports or appearance or social life. Not because he didn't have a brain but because his luck was just that bad. However, everything changed when a mysterious game called 'Evolution Online' was suddenly launched. The world he knew changed upside down!There was blood, death, and carnage everywhere. While everyone from small companies and big governments scrambled to get a foothold on this mysterious video game, some people's lives turned for the better and some for the worse.Liam, unfortunately, being the latter, still somehow ended up at the bottom of the barrel. His insignificant life was squished like an insect and his loved ones were destroyed right in front of him. In the end, he was already dead without ever having a single chance to fight back.But his story did not end there. Liam found himself returned back to the time before everything began!Watch as the young man who was once a nobody reaches for the pinnacle of strength and power wreaking havoc on the world that destroyed him once! This time everything will be different!

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The villain in the book: Lost all cultivation, the heroine reversed

Xu Yang traveled through the novel world and became the villain in the book, the leader of Ziyun Peak, one of the six branches of Qingming Sect.After figuring out his situation, Xu Yang panicked and wanted to run away immediately.The only thing to be thankful for is thatthe plot has not yet begun, and there is still room for everything to turn around.Because the 10,000-fold return system has been awakened, as long as you get the gift from the heroine of the novel, you can get a 10,000-fold critical return![Ding! Tushan Yaoyao presented the top-grade spiritual medicine dragon saliva fruit, triggering a 10,000-fold critical return-True Dragon Immortality Medicine! ][Ding! Ruan Yuer presented the earth-level spiritual weapon Yuanci Earth Core, triggering a 10,000-fold critical return-Tianhuang Pagoda! ]…………This book is also known as "Innate Soft Rice Saint Body", "Why Do You Try to Attract the Villain Me", "Villain in the Book: Invest in Master, 10,000 Times Return" and so on

Chapter 119 – I added my body odor 2/2

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Chapter 119 – I added my body odor 2/2

“Old fellow, how do you want to go at this, you draw the theme!” Lie Gu asked indifferently while fixing onto his hair.

With a grim expression, You Yinguang said, “My sect, Dry Zen Sect specializes in refining medicines and concocting pills! I have a rather small accomplishment within the aspects of refining medicines and concocting pills. Today, I will compete with you on the effects of medicines!"

“This is a bit interesting, sure thing!” Lie Gu’s interest was greatly piqued, this game seems more fun than Fight the Landlord.

You Yinguang said gravely, “I will take out a poison pill, and you will have to swallow the pill that I take out. After you swallowed the pill, you will only have an hour to concoct an antidote, if not, your entire body will start rotting and you will die!”

Lie Gu understood, “From what you said, I can give you a poison pill too?”

“That’s right.” You Yinguang said indifferently, appearing very confident.

A little brat also dares to compete against me in medicinal knowledge, he truly does not know the immensity of heaven and earth. Meanwhile, that security guard that is behind this little brat seems much calmer and more collected.

This was also the reason why You Yinguang chose Lie Gu instead of Wei Chang, little children always seem to be much easier to deceive.

You Yinguang could be seen taking out an exquisite small box from his sleeve. With a proud look on his face, You Yinguang said, “This pill is known as Six Scattered Yin Soul Pill, it is colorless and tasty. When one took in the pill, they would still be safe and sound for an hour. However, after an hour passed, their seven apertures would start bleeding, and afterward, their body would begin to start rotting. Soon after all that, their soul will scatter.”

Everyone gasped, cultivators pay particular attention to souls. If one does not have a soul anymore, it would mean that their next life would cease to exist too. This pill is too malicious!

“This pill was concocted by me after using a total of 49 days. The medical ingredients that were used to concoct this pill took me an entire year to find. To speak the truth, even I myself also do not know how to concoct the antidote for this pill.” You Yinguang added.

The brows of the four other elders wrinkled. What does this You Yinguang mean by that? Does he not want to kill that young fellow?

You Yinguang of course wanted to kill Lie Gu. However, as an alchemist, he much more wanted to see others tremble before the pills that he concocted. For him, this kind of satisfaction was even more satisfying compared to killing people.

Lie Gu laughed, then stretched his hand into the inside of his shirt. It seems like he was trying to scratch onto something. Everyone was a bit dazed upon seeing Lie Gu’s action.

After scratching for about a minute, Lie Gu took out a black color pill. After coughing lightly, Lie Gu said, “This pill is concocted by me. Although the time it took to concoct this pill wasn’t long, the effect of this pill is still pretty good. I even thought of a name for this pill, I Want It Everyday Pill. The medicinal ingredients that were used to concoct this pill are very rare. This pill will take effect after a minute that the person had swallowed it. If the person is not able to dissolve the medicinal effect after an hour, the person will die from their body exploding.”

You Yinguang laughed in disdain. This brat is merely exaggerating. There is not a pill that I cannot dissect in this world. However, looking at the black color pill within this brat’s hand, why do I feel that the pill seems so disgusting?

How could the pill not be disgusting? This black pill was formed with great difficulty by Lie Gu. Lie Gu scratched onto his own armpit for an entire minute to form this black pill. This black pill of mine is very effective, if you don’t believe it, you can try it, I guarantee that you will be able to see its effect working right after a minute.

The two people could be seen exchanging their pills. Lie Gu opened the small box, and within the box, there was a gold color pill. The gold color pill seemed very appetizing. Without thinking, Lie Gu threw the pill into his mouth and chewed on to the pill for a bit. This pill taste quite decent.

“Hehe, do you taste a peppermint flavor when you chewed onto the pill? I added a bit of peppermint flavor to the pill.” You Yinguang laughed lightly and said. Soon after, he took in Lie Gu’s pill and attentively savored the pill. However, why is there a disgusting taste? What kind of medicinal ingredients would give off such a taste?

Lie Gu smiled, “Do you taste an unpleasant taste? That is the taste of my body odor.”

Everyone, “……”

“You!!!” You Yinguang stretched out his slender finger and pointed at Lie Gu. You YInguang was feeling a bit nauseous right now.

Lie Gu opened a bottle of beer and waited nonchalantly.

“Are you not planning on trying to save yourself?” You Yinguang drank a mouth of water and sneered.

“No rush, I want to see just how you are going to save yourself.”

You Yinguang snorted coldly. Immediately after snorting, You Yinguang felt a quantity of heat coming from his dantian. So this pill is a yang strengthening pill, this is nothing at all!

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