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The Whole Weird World Is Waiting For Me To Go To Heaven

The Whole Weird World Is Waiting For Me To Go To Heaven

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Chapter 250: Pathetic and ridiculous

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Chapter 250: Pathetic and ridiculous

Chapter 250: Pitiful and Ridiculous

Liu Sheng quietly sipped her tea, coldly watching Jiang Cai Zhi find a waiter and instruct him to seek out the book for verification.

Wang Dongdong’s fists clenched tighter and tighter, feeling a bit angry. She wanted to take Liu Sheng and leave, but Liu Sheng held her back.

“Dongdong, just let him check,” Liu Sheng shook her head, smiling faintly.

Sorry, when it came to reading and extensive knowledge, Liu Sheng had never been afraid, nor had she ever lost.

As expected, not long after, the waiter returned to report that the Jiang Hidden Scripture Library indeed had the book, and the matter was confirmed. He even brought the book for them to peruse.

Jiang Cai Zhi didn't even look at it, placing the book on the table.

Jiang Caibin, who was beside him, happily passed the book around for everyone to see. The others were also curious, reading it one by one and nodding in agreement.

Liu Sheng had anticipated this, so she naturally wouldn't have falsified anything.

Fearing this situation beforehand, she had already searched her mind and surprisingly found a description of “Chi Yan (Blazing Flame)” in the books she had given to the World system to learn about the plants and animals of this realm a while ago.

This way, it could be explained.

Anyway, they both knew what was going on. She could make the story consistent, and Jiang Cai Zhi wouldn't expose her, otherwise Liu Sheng would only reveal more.

Sure enough, Jiang Cai Zhi cupped his fists slightly, his face full of apology.

“Miss Liu, I am truly sorry. These past few days, the Jiang has been on high alert, and I was merely acting out of a big brother’s heartfelt concern, perhaps being a bit too suspicious. I hope Miss Liu will not take offense.”

Liu Sheng remained noncommittal, not planning to say any polite words of forgiveness. Her expression was cold as she slowly spoke.

“After seeing the description in the book, I also had some ideas on how to resolve it. Now that Young Master Jiang Er is already like this, why not try my method?” Liu Sheng nodded slightly towards Jiang Caibin, “Fortunately, it really works.”

Jiang Caibin finally found an opportunity and nodded, saying, “Yes, Liu Sheng also asked me if I was willing to try. I thought that being paralyzed is still being paralyzed… Anyway, many so-called divine doctors have seen me, and I’ve taken a lot of medicine, but I haven’t gotten better. So, I might as well try Liu Sheng Jie’s method.”

“Liu Sheng Jie?”

“Ah? Liu Sheng Jie?”

Everyone gasped. When did the arrogant Jiang Caibin start calling someone “Jie”?

Moreover, Liu Sheng should be younger than him, right?

Jiang Caibin smiled awkwardly and said, “A slip of the tongue, a slip of the tongue. It’s just that Miss Liu’s demeanor is truly extraordinary, making one Can't help it want to call her ‘Jie’.”

As for what method it was, Jiang Cai Zhi wanted to ask.

But looking at Liu Sheng, he knew she wouldn't say.

The others could also understand. If this poison was so strange and difficult to resolve, the solution would be extraordinarily valuable. Why would it be easily told to so many people?

This commotion finally came to an end.

Coupled with the unexpected joy of Jiang Caibin’s recovery, everyone was also happily making noise, wanting to celebrate.

In an unnoticed corner, a figure silently watched all of this from outside the waterside pavilion.

Finally, he sneered mockingly, turned, pushed aside the flowers, and slowly walked away.

Ling Yuke felt something and turned her head, looking into the depths of the blooming garden.

Then, her delicate brows furrowed slightly, and she hurriedly got up, lifting her skirt to follow him.

Meanwhile, Ruan Shizhi, concerned about his father, excused himself early.

…

As night fell, Liu Sheng, amidst the farewells of the Jiang, boarded the cloud sedan.

Lifting the curtain, Liu Sheng and Wang Dongdong waved goodbye to the Jiang Family, telling everyone not to see them off anymore.

“Don’t see us off” meant not only don’t see them off too far, but also don’t let the servants carry any more gifts onto the cloud sedan.

After all, at this point, Liu Sheng’s Storage Pouch was already bulging with various gifts; it was more than enough.

“This time, I truly thank Young Master Jiang Da for inviting me. Otherwise, I wouldn’t have happened to save Young Master Jiang Er. So, these thank-you gifts are really unnecessary; this is all due to fate,” Liu Sheng specifically added.

Jiang Cai Zhi, shrinking back, his face stiff, almost couldn't force out a smile.

As for Jiang Caibin, he nodded every time Liu Sheng spoke, like an obedient dog.

“Miss Liu is truly too polite. This Old Woman also doesn’t know how to thank you,” the Old Woman said. “Cai Bin has been frail since childhood and has always been raised by my side. So, when I heard Cai Bin was going to die, I really almost passed away myself…”

She spoke, choked with sobs.

Old Master Jiang gently patted her hand, comforting her, “It’s good. Cai Bin has now overcome his hardships and has deep good fortune.”

“Yes, it’s good, fortunately!” Jiang Caibin’s father, Second Master Jiang, also smiled broadly.

After all, all the arrangements had not been in vain, and the money had not been wasted.

The family was joyful and reunited, while Jiang Cai Zhi, trailing behind, seemed like an outsider.

His face was in shadow, his expression unclear.

Just now, Jiang Caibin’s parents were originally outside, one attending court and the other seeking medical treatment. Upon hearing that their son had recovered, they rushed back.

Seeing Liu Sheng, they immediately called her their benefactor and quickly invited her to the seat of honor.

And Jiang Caibin’s grandparents also requested to meet Liu Sheng, this benefactor.

Upon meeting her, they were very pleased and suggested that she stay and become their granddaughter-in-law.

Jiang Caibin’s parents, hearing this, also thought it was a good idea and immediately looked at Liu Sheng with anticipation.

However, before Liu Sheng could react, Jiang Caibin sprayed out a mouthful of tea, coughing uncontrollably.

“No, no, absolutely not!”

“Impossible, impossible, absolutely impossible!”

Jiang Caibin’s face was pale, and he repeatedly mumbled, looking utterly terrified.

This earned him a cold glare from Liu Sheng.

Jiang Caibin shivered all over when Liu Sheng glared at him, remembering how this woman had coldly smiled while tormenting that female ghost. He felt a chill down his spine.

Liu Sheng Jie is Liu Sheng Jie! Such a thought shouldn't even be entertained; thinking it is defilement!

And, how could they think of linking them together?

It doesn't seem fitting at all!

Wang Dongdong is much gentler and lovelier, more suitable for a mighty Young Master like him.

Moreover… he has now undergone a complete transformation and will only become more courageous and mighty in the future!

Wang Dongdong will definitely appreciate him more!

Thinking this, he lightly covered his mouth with a smile and gently waved his handkerchief, bidding farewell to the slowly ascending cloud sedan.

The wind was strong at night. A gust of wind blew his hair onto his cheek, tickling him.

Jiang Caibin’s pinky finger curled slightly, tucking it behind his ear.

The cloud sedan ascended, and finally, it was quiet.

The two finally had a chance to be alone.

Wang Dongdong finally let out a sigh of relief, subtly nudging Liu Sheng with her elbow, and asked, “Honestly, what exactly happened?”

What she didn't say aloud was that, based on her understanding of Liu Sheng, she wouldn't meddle in such affairs to save Jiang Caibin, especially Jiang Caibin, who clearly wasn't to Liu Sheng's liking.

Liu Sheng smiled mysteriously, then slowly began to recount what had just happened.

…

On the other side, Jiang Cai Zhi returned to the Jiang, his face gloomy, and went back to his study.

Seeing a certain person sitting there at ease, he became even angrier.

He rushed forward, full of fury, and said, “You promised me! You clearly promised me!”

Wen Xuanning, however, sneered, “What did I promise you?”

Jiang Cai Zhi trembled with rage, “You said you would help me get rid of…”

“I didn’t promise you anything. I merely lent you the item according to your wishes. How you use it depends on your own ability.”

Wen Xuanning’s tone was cold and indifferent, as if he were an outsider.

“Now it seems you’re still incompetent…”

Listening to Wen Xuanning’s sarcasm, Jiang Cai Zhi’s fists, hidden in his sleeves, clenched until his knuckles turned white.

Wen Xuanning glanced at Jiang Cai Zhi’s face, which was about to lose its composure, and continued to lazily poke at his sore spot.

“No wonder… Your grandparents, your parents, none of them think highly of you. They’re unwilling to support you like they do your younger brother, to use their connections and spend money to give you a push, only letting you struggle to take the imperial examinations.”

“Truly, pitiful and ridiculous.”

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