Is that a Wisp?

Question: "When one summer day, you find a cucumber inexplicably appearing on the vagin of a beautiful woman in the living room, how should you save her?"”A. Pull it out“”B. Suck it out“”C.**********“Years later, when Li remembered this scene again, he hated himself for not choosing C...---------"Yikes, what's pressing against me?"Meng Lin instinctively exclaimed, immediately looked down, and upon seeing the alarming outline, she exclaimed in surprise, "Qianfan, why did you put your white cane inside your pants? Are you afraid someone will steal it? Let sister-in-law help you take it out!"With that said, Meng Lin reached out her hand…------"Sister-in-law, were you masturbating yourself?"Li Qianfan pretended to be shocked."A cucumber has fallen inside my vagin, can you help me get it out?"No wonder his sister-in-law looked so thirsty; it was because she was often unsatisfied."Sister-in-law, don't cry, I'll help you get it out right now!"After offering comfort, Li Qianfan placed his palm on Meng Lin's thigh and began moving slowly towards the place where the cucumber was submerged……Tags

[WSA 2024]Kent is an ordinary wizard in the Sky family wizard school, and his wife Thea also works as an elder in the same school. As Thea is moving out to the elder barracks, she kicks Kent out of the house and puts the house for sale.“You are just a piece of waste who couldn’t earn a silver.” Thea’s last words still lingering in Kent’s soul. (It’s not like Kent is a lazy guy who escapes studies. Most of Kent’s meridians were locked down by a curse.)Suddenly on the same day, Kent received a Raven from his maternal aunt. “Are you really my aunt?” Kent questioned with a doubtful gaze. “Yes, Kent… I have sent 5000 gold and Heavenly elixir to remove your meridian curse. Don’t mind asking me for more money. Your mom left a huge fortune for you.”

"The boy has no powers," they claimed.And thus, the Son of strongest Warlock was declared useless and sent to his death.But was it really possible for the son of the greatest heroes of humankind to be useless? Or was it the biggest mistake the humans made that cost them everything and drove a potential Warlock to the dark side?________________________________Lucifer Azarel was the son of humanity's strongest Awakened humans, in a world where people awakened various powers.After his parents perished for the sake of humanity, he was sent to the government facility so that they could keep an eye on his powers when they awakened. Unfortunately, even after 5 years, his powers didn't awaken.The government gave up on the boy and allowed the scientists to use him as an experimental subject for their painful tests on the human bodies, but on the first test itself, Lucifer died. He saw the smile on the scientist's face even as he took his last breath.Was it truly the end?But what happens when the boy truly awakens? What if he awakened not one, but more than four powers that were capable of destroying the world itself if used properly?The strongest Warlock who could have been humankind's greatest protector was driven to become it's biggest enemy.What happens when the boy that has awakened several powers at once starts seeking vengeance.Can the protectors of humanity face the wrath of the Strongest Warlock? Can they stop the person who kills without blinking? Or are they destined to be swallowed by the Darkness they created?Join the journey of the Most Powerful Warlock...

"What? That chicken is actually a phoenix?""You're telling me that this dog is a qilin?""This little lizard is the legendary dragon?""What kind of weird pet shop is this? When did legendary beasts become so easy to find!"An ordinary looking shop, but what hides inside are legendary cultivation pets. Step inside, but only if you dare.

The legendary mana finally reached planet Earth, causing all living things to officially enter the path of evolution.Animals turned into terrifying beasts, some plants gained self-awareness, and humans who managed to withstand the wave of mana awakened the ability to acquire skills by defeating powerful enemies.The entire planet entered a new era where the old laws fell. The only law was the law of the jungle where the strongest devoured the weakest.Bai Zemin, an apparently normal college student, turned out to be an unparalleled genius in the path of magic. This caught the attention of a beautiful demoness who would become his partner in this journey to the absolute top.God, Angel, Demon, Dragon, Vampire, Werewolf; no existence will be worthy of being his enemy!

Julian Weber is an officer in the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers and a graduate of Westpoint Military Academy with a degree in civil engineering. As U.S. involvement in Afghanistan comes to an end, Lt. Julian Weber finds himself involved in a terrorist attack by the Taliban, which claims his life. However, he quickly finds out that death is not always final as he is reincarnated into the body of a Baron's son and heir in an alternate Earth set in Late-Medieval Europe. In an era of political turmoil and civil strife, the Baron's young son is named Regent of the Barony of Kufstein and forced to contend with feudal powers. Will he be able to institute reforms leading his Barony into the age of industry? Or will he succumb to the pressure of his feudal overlords and a corrupt church that seek dominion overall?

Qin Chen was transmigrated to the Taiyi Holy Land where he became a servant in charge of sweeping the floor. However, on his 16th birthday, he was rewarded with a system where he was rewarded whenever he signed in at a new place.When he signed in at the Empire Ruin, he was rewarded with the strongest Chaotic Holy Body and the Chaos Emperor Scripture.When he signed in at the Demon Sealing Land, he was rewarded with the Probationary Royal Armies.When he signed in at the Alchemy Palace, he was rewarded with the Divine-grade Alchemy.When he signed in at the Herb Garden, he was rewarded with an Immortality Elixir.When he signed in at the Empire Palace, he was rewarded with the Emperor-grade Divine Art, Revival.…Qin Chen thought he could just spend the rest of his life signing in at different places until he became invincible.However, when the ruin of the Great Kingdom appeared inside the holy land, people from other holy lands, prestigious families, and even ancient empires gathered to defeat the All-Powerful Demon King who appeared with the ruin. The Demon King had killed countless people and had planned to destroy the Taiyi Holy Land.Qin Chen was left with no choice but to step up. When he killed the Demon King with a single slap, he sighed, “Why do you guys have to force a mere servant to act?”

The southern barbarians invaded, and all the elders of the family died in battle. Only four cultivators were left in the Fu family. Fu Changsheng was appointed as the patriarch in times of crisis. With the help of the patriarch's intelligence system, he steadily developed the family's power and eventually stood at the top of the aristocratic family."Daily Intelligence Updated"[1: Fu Ming was strolling in the market in Nanyang Town today. He accidentally bought a cloud mulberry fruit from Hao Zai Lai Fruit Store. After taking it, he successfully drew Qi into his body][2: In the northern part of your clan, there is a rich Yangang stone vein in the valley of Leimeng Mountain][3: Ten days later, your clan will be attacked by the southern barbarians][4, Seven days later, a group of purple-horned deer will pass by the west of your clan][5:.........][6: The Huoyun Chicken you raised is a bit troubled because it is a rooster, but it has an egg in its stomach][7:...]"Note: [Daily Intelligence] requires [Family Contribution Value] to redeem, and your current contribution value is zero. When the contribution value reaches fifty, you can choose [Random Draw] once."

I am trapped in a false story. The story cannot move forward but can only be reincarnated. The special soul makes me remember every reincarnation.After more than 30,000 reincarnations, I went crazy and became the creator who broke the reincarnation and refining the world.Create mythical species from scratch, open up mythical systems, and demand reality from nothingness!Author's Other NovelsSoul of NegaryOld ChaptersDeath Compensation

Chen Fan, the great cultivator, failed to transcend the Tribulation of Heaven: the final stage of his cultivation. Little did he know that this accident would bring him back to Earth and turn back time to five hundred years ago when he was just a teenager.‘I had once reached the precipice of power in the known universe and could look down on the ten thousand realms with pride; I was lonely nonetheless. I will not leave any regret nor anyone behind while I relive my past life this time around. ’Join Chen Fan as he relives his teenage years, righting the wrongs of the past as he punishes his unwitting old enemies.

When she opens her eyes again, she is in a strange world, a new continent.Born in the declining Yun family and being beaten to death by the son of a powerful family—this is her identity this life.Her father and brother, who had protected her as if their lives depended on it, becomes her strength to continue living.The great family fortune attracts a fatal disaster from greedy people.Since she is reborn as Yun Feng, no one can touch the Yun family!Whoever steals the Yun family’s assets would pay back five times the amount!Whoever plots against Yun family’s lives would pay back ten times the amount!If there are still people who dare to touch the Yun family, she would definitely return the favor with all her strength. She would not rest until she’s dead!Therefore, she chooses to stand up without any hesitation! From then on, the continent would lose a good-for-nothing and gain an exceptional genius!Is it very difficult for a warrior to advance? Sorry, I have a secret treasure to temper my body. I can advance two levels in three days.Is a mage very powerful? I’m sorry, I don’t care. She senses the five elements, and an all-elemental mage is quietly born.Is a summoner very rare? I’m sorry, I’m a summoner that appears only once in a thousand years. Moreover, I’m a five-elemental summoner. Magical beasts and so on are not a problem. There’s also a meatball that seems to be a ten-thousand-year magical beast~With such a mysterious treasure in her possession, the Yun family’s Old Ancestor personally guides her cultivation path. Beside her is a strange meatball that seems to be an ancient magical beast. As a summoner that is hard to come by in ten thousand years, as well as a warrior, mage, socket master, refiner, and so on, she has always been very low-key—arrogant in a low-key manner!Let us witness how this formidable lady starts from the beginning and scales to the top of the pyramid! From now on, she will rule the world!

Lin Qi’an safely crossed into a fantasy realm, becoming the Crown Prince of Beiyang of an Immortal Dynasty. His father, the current strongest Sword Emperor, enjoys an exalted status! His fiancée is also the unparalleled beauty ranked first on the Fairy List.However, Lin Qian discovers that he has an overwhelming number of enemies, all of whom are emerging protagonists destined for greatness!Those born with a sacred body! Reincarnation of a Great Emperor! Holder of immortal treasures!Fortunately, Lin Qian awakens a villain system, which rewards him for defeating these protagonists.“Ding! Opening beginner’s gift pack, obtained ‘Dragon Yang Dao Physique’.”“Ding! Subdued the daughter of golden luck, rewarded with the divine skill ‘Thousands of Swords to Court’.”“Ding! Slayed the an ancient clan’s holy son, rewarded with ‘Ice Qillin Essence Blood’.”Lin Qian could never have imagined that these so-called daughters of luck could see through his special constitution!The icy pure and aloof holy saintesses, one after another, turned into villainesses. What broken protagonists? Isn’t the Dragon Yang Dao Physique more fragrant?