Chapter 55 Accident "Sir, I have never seen such a strange thing in my life. Really, there was just a loud bang! The alchemist's house was almost burned to the ground, and even the corridor had a big hole, as if it had been hit by a carriage. .”
"What kind of horse doesn't turn around when it sees a wall? Sir, I didn't mean to say that you are ignorant, but in our countryside, I always encounter this kind of thing every year. My uncle, he is drunk and rides a horse. He hit a tree and died."
"Why don't you think the horse made a hole in the big tree? Buddha bless you! In India, every tree has its own patron saint. Our horses and cows don't dare to collide with the gods. It's a pity that this is Hong Kong Island... "
"What a mess!"
The patrol officer crossed out a large paragraph in the notebook, and then glared at him again: "Ah San, are you saying this was an accident and has nothing to do with those three people?"
He pointed at the three Yin Xiu people sitting in the corner.
India nodded at the news, "A small mistake by the alchemist, sir."
"When no one is at home and they cause so much trouble, these bastards are just causing trouble for people."
The patrolman wrote a few more lines to make the report more truthful and detailed, and then said helplessly: "What's your name?"
"Sir, Apdudo Ayamino Maure..."
"Okay, okay." The patrolman stopped him impatiently, "Sign here, press your fingerprints, and then you can leave."
He then looked at Yin Xiu, who was sitting blankly, and said, "The same goes for the three of you. If you have nothing to do, don't delay Sir's work here, or I'll handcuff you all!"
India saw this and winked at Yin Xiuqing.
Yin Xiu was eager to leave quickly and deal with the patrol police on Hong Kong Island. Unless you were in a gang, you would probably suffer a loss. Therefore, as soon as he got the eviction order, he hurriedly asked Uncle Ming and Chen Bin to get up and prepare to leave.
"Uncle Ming! Why are you here? I'm looking for you!"
Yin Xiu felt her brows tighten, and an unpleasant feeling surged into her heart. Sure enough, it was Luo Wei, the brave detective.
Uncle Ming said coldly: "I'm not that familiar with you, right?"
Before he said anything else, Luo Wei put his arm around his and Yin Xiu's shoulders and lowered his voice: "You two, something happened to Jordan!"
Then he glanced at Chen Bin, who looked calm and seemed to know the inside story, and changed his words: "Three people!"
……
"That's what happened last night. It should have been after a fierce battle with you. The zombie king ran or flew? Anyway, it went to Jordan. It ran into a house and ate up a family of four. The workers went to knock it out in the morning. I opened the door and found no one answered the door, so I ran to the window and found out.”
Luo Wei obviously felt a chill on his neck and couldn't help but take a sip of coffee.
"Where is the body? Has the body been disposed of?" Uncle Ming asked.
Luo Wei nodded repeatedly, "After the last accident, I didn't dare to underestimate these hidden dangers. Therefore, according to Uncle Ming, I secretly filled several corpses with glutinous rice water. Although they were not burned, they would not transform into corpses. ."
"Okay." Uncle Ming held his chin and thought for a while, then warned: "If you find corpses again in the future, it is best to fill them with glutinous rice water and then turn them out to bask in the sun. Don't let them see the moonlight. I know the rules of your patrol, so I won’t be able to burn them for a while.”
"In the future?" Luo Wei was very surprised, "Uncle Ming, are you saying that the zombie king isn't going to stop yet?" Uncle Ming rolled his eyes at him, "You are a zombie and there are people around you, will you stop? "
"What's more, zombies are born to suck flesh and blood. They are the incarnation of evil spirits that cannot be tolerated by heaven and earth. If you ask them not to suck human blood, isn't it just like asking your patrol officers not to collect black money, which goes against nature?"
Luo Wei sighed and said helplessly: "Uncle Ming, I just don't accept illegal money."
"That's why I said you don't look like a patrol officer!"
"Okay, okay, everyone is upholding justice. There is no need to get together and start a quarrel."
Yin Xiu quickly came out to smooth things over, "Uncle Ming, what do you think we should do next? We should find a way to find the corpse king first, otherwise we can't run all over Hong Kong Island at night, right?"
"You have to tell me." Uncle Ming blew out a smoke ring, "There's nothing I can do now. Even if I use a compass and the birth date of the zombie king to calculate it, I can find it, but it will come and go. Don't tell me where it is hiding. There must be dozens of places all over Hong Kong Island, some of which can’t be found on the map.”
"Then I'll let the police team look for it together!" Luo Wei said.
"Police force? Are you the first brother? You, a detective, have trouble mobilizing the people in your own police station, but you still want to mobilize the police force?" Uncle Ming said sarcastically.
Seeing that the two were about to quarrel again, Yin Xiu said again: "Uncle Ming, what should we do?"
"What should I do?" Uncle Ming scratched his head and suddenly let out a long sigh, "What else can I do? Just ask local colleagues for help."
Yin Xiu asked in surprise: "Local colleagues?"
"Yeah." Uncle Ming nodded, "You don't think that our family is the only Taoist priest on Hong Kong Island. Although the recession is not good and we are not doing well, there are still some local Taoist priests, and with the war in the north, many Comrades also came running over.
Although I don't go around with those guys and I can't talk to them, but it is our unshirkable responsibility to destroy demons. Now that a zombie king appears, no matter how deep the prejudices between us are, we can't deal with each other. He will definitely take action when it is time to take action. "
Although he said this, it was obvious that Uncle Ming was very unwilling to get involved in Taoist affairs. In just a few words, he had scratched his head several times and looked very troubled.
"Choose! There are so many people, so many sects, as well as teacher succession and directories. It's a mess. It's more troublesome than the exam."
After saying that, he looked at Chen Bin again and said, "Has your father taught you the Dharma through the altar?"
Chen Bin nodded slightly, "My family is poor, so they reluctantly gave me a low-level marriage, but they didn't give me a marriage ceremony, and I also forgot about my magic skills."
"Choose!" Uncle Ming looked very dissatisfied, "You are also a smart man, otherwise with your stubbornness and stubbornness, you would have been begging for food under the overpass by now."
After a pause, he added: "Don't go to the Taoist gathering, lest they see the corpse aura on your face and kill you first."
After saying that, Uncle Ming shouted to Yin Xiu to leave. Chen Bin, who had always said little, suddenly asked: "Uncle Ming, why? Why did Ma Lei become a pile of meat dregs when he died, and the victims we have seen recently are very Complete, even able to turn into a zombie? Is the zombie king training his subordinates? "
Uncle Ming rolled his eyes, "Why? You must chew carefully when you have time to eat. If you can eat well, are you willing to eat crabs with their shells on?"
(End of this chapter)