Devil’s Son-in-Law

In his previous life, Du Yun worked himself to death in order to make money and improve his family's already poor life. Unexpectedly, he did not report to the underworld as folk legends said, but was directly reincarnated into the royal family of Dongxing Kingdom and became the ninth prince. Because he has never drunk Meng Po soup, he has memories of his past life. Feeling tired from the previous life and having a noble status in this life, he just wants to give up and live the leisurely life he wants. Unfortunately, things don't always go as planned. Even if he doesn't fight or compete, malice will come to him automatically. Fortunately, he has a mysterious seed in his body that can assist in cultivation and enhance his understanding, and even sense the malice of others, so he can avoid danger and seek good fortune, as well as some other abilities that allow him to grow safely under various calculations. Therefore, while enriching himself, he hid himself and acted like an unlearned person, so that those with malicious intentions would turn their attention to other outstanding princes. With fewer and fewer calculations, the unappreciated Du Yun can finally grow up in peace and live a carefree life. However, he also knew that this was only temporary. When the battle for the throne began, even if he had no interest in that position, he would be forced to get involved. Therefore, while growing up, he is also secretly developing his power to facilitate his future carefree life. In this way, even if you have to fight in the future, you will have a certain foundation and will not be helpless. As for the final effect, we can only wait and see future developments.

Traveled to the world of "Swallowed Star" and became an alien born on Earth. The moment he saw Luo Feng, Dongguan's memory awakened and he couldn't help but touch his forehead. Let me ask you, which person on earth has three eyes? (No system, no genius battle route)

Transmigrating into the Shaolin Temple's demonic Fahai, I'm bound to the [Vinaya Breaking System]! Vinaya? Hilarious! For all the food and wine, Buddha is nothing! A hero saves a beautiful woman and encounters the alluring Nangong. The solution? Breaking the Vinaya? Skyrocketing cultivation! In this life, I'm breaking the rules: The Zhenlong Chess Game? Xu Zhu's chance is mine! A stunning beauty? Fall into my arms! From white-robed demon monk to free and unfettered overlord, I'm here to shake up the martial arts world!

The following is a real interview record: "Professor Evans Kahn, what do you think of the rumors that you are the first generation Dark Lord and the confidant secretly cultivated by Headmaster Dumbledore?" "That is pure slander!" Evans stood at the Wizengamot's inauguration ceremony, his face indignant. "Dark Lord? White Lord? These all sound too scary." "If there must be a title, I actually prefer the word Beast King." The next day, newspapers throughout the wizarding world published reports about the third generation Dark Lord changing his nickname. "Wait, when did I admit that I was the Dark Lord?"

[Mortal flow, steady, and attain immortality] Chen Pingzhi is the youngest innate master of Tianyun Country, the lord of a city, and has a beautiful woman in his arms. But these are not what Chen Pingzhi wants. He contracts a newly born blood ginseng and embarks on a journey to find immortality.

[Xianxia + Relaxed + Funny + Mortal + Nonsense] He accidentally traveled to a world where gods and Buddhas avoided him and immortals stopped him, and he found out that he was actually a bully hated by everyone in the sect, and he also had a crooked master who lost contact with him because of whoring. I wanted to turn over a new leaf and become a new person, but everyone wanted to harm me, so I had no choice but to work hard and become the best in the world. He raises spiritual pets, smokes a pipe, and is good at flirting with fairies. Kill the immortal gods, slay the evil spirits, and run away when you encounter a strong enemy. This is me, a unique firework in the world of immortal cultivation. My name is Ye Feng, the leaf that spreads out and the wind that is romantic and dashing.

On a peaceful planet filled with magic and power, Kyle's life was lazy and ordinary, but little did he know, he possessed something extraordinary. He lived his life with his family like any other lazy human, or so he thought, unaware that everything happens for a reason.However, everything changed when he turned sixteen. His older brothers, who were fed up with his laziness, came up with a ridiculous plan to teach him a lesson. They asked him to take the entrance test for one of the biggest academies. They thought this would knock some sense into their lazy brother.Kyle was stunned, but because of their coordinated planning, he reluctantly agreed with a hint of resignation."I don't think I'll pass the test anyway. So, trying it for the experience isn't a big deal.""The only problem is, I can't guarantee that all my body parts will stay intact until the end of the entrance test."But to Kyle's shock, he passed the test without even lifting a finger!Still, he was convinced that he would eventually be kicked out of the Academy due to his lack of strength. But the moment he set foot in the Academy, he discovered something incredible about himself.He was special and nature's favorite.

Question: "When one summer day, you find a cucumber inexplicably appearing on the vagin of a beautiful woman in the living room, how should you save her?"”A. Pull it out“”B. Suck it out“”C.**********“Years later, when Li remembered this scene again, he hated himself for not choosing C...---------"Yikes, what's pressing against me?"Meng Lin instinctively exclaimed, immediately looked down, and upon seeing the alarming outline, she exclaimed in surprise, "Qianfan, why did you put your white cane inside your pants? Are you afraid someone will steal it? Let sister-in-law help you take it out!"With that said, Meng Lin reached out her hand…------"Sister-in-law, were you masturbating yourself?"Li Qianfan pretended to be shocked."A cucumber has fallen inside my vagin, can you help me get it out?"No wonder his sister-in-law looked so thirsty; it was because she was often unsatisfied."Sister-in-law, don't cry, I'll help you get it out right now!"After offering comfort, Li Qianfan placed his palm on Meng Lin's thigh and began moving slowly towards the place where the cucumber was submerged……Tags

Living life in this new world was already hard enough....So why?Why is the villainess of this world obsessed with me?

【The entire world bullies you, hates you, and isolates you, but your world has light because of him. I hate this world! But I love you!】Xiao Chen is an ordinary person, but the world he lives in is never ordinary.Various bizarre deaths and spiritual events happen around him. One after another, countless passersby look at him with pity, as if they’re looking at a dead person.Early passerby: I remember that this Xiao Chen died really tragically, and when he died… blablablabla, and… blablablabla.Passerby in the middle: ? Why is Xiao Chen still not dead???Late passerby: WHAT? Why is the Boss in a relationship with Xiao Chen???Xiao Chen: ????#Why do people next to me look at me like they’re looking at a dead person?##Why is my back and waist sore when I wake up in the morning? Furthermore, why are there red marks on my neck?##What do I do if I’m trapped by a ghost? Seeking help online, urgent!#

A Sky God’s Spiritual Foundation. It was the greatest natural treasure in all of existence, but the sacrifices one must make to gain the approval of such an entity was unimaginable.Ryu is a genius amongst geniuses.He was born with the four Grand Ancestral Bloodlines. The Lightning Qilin. The Fire Dragon. The Ice Phoenix. The Fire Phoenix…He was blessed with an Ancestral Grade Bone Structure and Ancestral Grade Meridians. The Ice Jade Crystal Bones. The Chaotic Silk Meridians…He was bestowed the First Ranked Heavenly Pupils. The Mysteries of Heaven and Earth Pupils…However, none of it mattered. Born with a False Spiritual Foundation, it seemed that all of his talent would go to waste. Unless…Unless he was willing to grasp his Fate in his own hands.

Heaven and Earth serve as the guesthouse for all living things, with Time being the sojourner since time immemorial.As with the difference between dreaming and awakening, the distinction between life and death is diverse and confused, and changing.What awaits us beyond time, once we have transcended life and death, heaven and earth?Xu Qing’s world sank into deathly silence after the descendence of “God”. Master cultivators brought the human race and escaped the continent, and the remaining people struggled to survive. Every place that was met by “God’s” gaze had nearly all life forms wiped out.Young Xu Qing was lucky enough to survive. But in a world where ferocious beasts roamed and infighting was rampant within the human race, it was difficult to survive.“If cultivation doesn’t give me the power to fight against God, then I shall become God myself!”This is a story of how a human teenager became a god, step by step, to survive