Chapter 48 Isn’t this video too outrageous? ! Everyone on the barrage is excited.
But at this time, the screen turned dark and the video stopped abruptly.
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On the barrage, everyone couldn't help shouting.
March [-]: "Huh? What's wrong? Aren't we going to fight Huanhu? I still want to watch it!"
Xing: "And the story about Dan Feng hasn't been explained yet! What exactly has he done, and what's the story with Brother Jing Yuanyuan and the others!?"
Qingque: "That's what I'm saying. I'm in high spirits. Are you telling me to stop?"
Sylva: "It's so cruel to stop at the climax!"
Pera: "What a courage! I have never dared to break the story like this, for fear of being beaten to death."
Sambo: "One day, I will kill all the broken dogs in the world!"
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And when everyone was shouting curses, a new title appeared on the light screen.
[Spinoff video 2: "Water Dragon's Song", but Google translated it 20 times]
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Seeing this, everyone's anger softened a little.
Star: "Bad news: The plot video is no longer available. Good news: There's more than one spin-off video today."
March [-]: "According to the information that comes to mind, this Water Dragon Yin is the BGM just now, right?"
Silver Wolf: "To be honest, that song is pretty good."
Tingyun: "It's good to have music to listen to. It's better than nothing at all."
Qingque: "Exactly, I haven't heard enough. For now, please forgive the out-of-context behavior of the person behind the scenes."
Esta: "But what does it mean to translate 20 times? Translate the lyrics?"
Himeko: "This Google Translate seems to be a kind of machine translation."
Walter: "If you translate it on a computer, the meaning will inevitably be distorted. This has been translated 20 times. It's really hard to imagine what it will look like in the end."
March [-]: "It sounds interesting. We suddenly became curious."
Star: "I had a gut feeling that the lyrics were going to be outrageous."
Yanqing: "It's just a translation. No matter how outrageous it is, it can't be far from the truth, right?"
Natasha: "Yeah, I feel like doing this will only destroy the original meaning and beauty of the sentence."
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And at this time.
The video starts playing.
Music and singing sounded at the same time.
The bottom of the light screen shows the lyrics translated 20 times (of course there are also original lyrics for comparison).
[Dragon’s cheek~ gasped and was slapped hard~ by my double eyelids~]
……
The barrage on the light screen disappeared instantly.
Everyone was silent.
A second later, the barrage appeared again.
Star: "Huh?"
Silver Wolf: "Compared with the original lyrics, I cannot say that these lyrics are exactly the same. I can only say that they are completely unrelated."
Xing: "And this content, I can only say... outrageous."
March [-]: "To be honest, the sound of these lyrics can only be described as thunderous."
Walter: "Although thunderous is not used to describe this, it feels surprisingly appropriate."
Ji Zi: "I really feel like my ears were struck by lightning right now."
Luca: "It's okay to be slapped with double eyelids."
Heita: "This is really...a bit too abstract."
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Just when everyone was shocked by the first lyrics, the singing continued, and the shock did not stop.
[I used shoelaces to pull out the dragon fruit’s bladder and gave it to the poor dragon as a heart~]
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on the screen.
Xi'er: "These are some weird lyrics!"
Sambo: "Hahahaha, I almost laughed out loud."
Xing: "It's against the heavens, it's really against the heavens."
Silua: "Dragon fruit's bladder...6."
Sam: "They are all fire dragons, so it makes sense."
Pera: "...This is more abstract than the most abstract stream-of-consciousness novel I've ever read."
Silver Wolf: "Fire Dragon said: You are quite a nice person!"
March [-]: "I can only say that the fire dragon is indeed pitiful and cannot be denied."
Esta: "Dragon Fruit said: What about me?"
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The lyrics continue.
[I extract gold from~bones~I use~throat~to flush~cold air~]
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on the screen.
Black Tower: ""About the Gold in the Bones""
Star: "Are you the alchemist?"
Sylva: "Hahaha, I can't help but laugh."
March [-]: "According to our judgment, the second half of the sentence should refer to breathing. From this, it can be concluded that it is winter, so breathing is needed to keep warm."
Qingque: “Well-founded and convincing.”…
In the video.
[When your shoulder is stepped on, you may feel pain~]
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on the screen.
Star: "Be more confident and remove the word 'maybe'."
March [-]: "Yeah, it sounds like it hurts."
Shiluva: "Let me tell you, it does hurt."
Qingque: "The victim won't be Xinhai again, right?"
Silver Wolf: "Xinhai: What sin have I done? One shoulder was torn to pieces, and the other shoulder was crushed? You can't blame it on my shoulder, right?"
……
In the video.
[When you ~listen~with one leg~around your neck, the sea~sounds~dry and wild~]
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on the screen.
Star: "Oh, you're quite polite."
Sylva: "Politeness is politeness, but the picture described is a bit too beautiful to imagine."
Black Tower: "On the fact that there are dry seas in the world."
Bai Lu: "It's really Li Liyuan."
Yanqing: "Is this the value of being translated 20 times? Every sentence is so incredible."
Natasha: "I take back what I said before. This not only destroys the original meaning and beauty of the lyrics."
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In the video.
[Looking at the delicious chicken~these steel doors wearing red socks~flowing~a lot of hot~saliva~]
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on the screen.
March [-]: "Now I am beginning to suspect that this light curtain may not be a serious light curtain."
Xing: "Sese? Is it Sese's thing!?"
Qingque: "Thoughts gradually become obscene."
Clara: "Yeah! Wouldn't it be better for Clara not to watch this video?"
Swaro: "Protect Clara."
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What follows is an interlude.
After the interlude, the heaven-defying lyrics begin again.
[The pink caterpillar’s ~three ribs~ were broken, and its ears~ let out a scream~ deafening~]
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on the screen.
Heita: ""About the fact that invertebrates can have ribs""
March [-]: "As we all know, the ear is the organ that produces sound."
Pera: "These lyrics are extremely explosive in the entire translation circle."
Shiluwa: "I used to believe that good songs don't have to pick lyrics, but now, I'm confused."
Sangbo: "But I am uneducated, so I can go all over the world with just one word."
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In the video.
[As we all know, the movements of stars and planets are controlled by the muscles flowing out of our spine~~~~~~~]
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on the screen.
March [-]: "I didn't expect us to be pretty good at controlling the movement of the planet."
Xing: "It can be said that the universe has become ancient."
Silver Wolf: "Hahahaha, I'm smiling crookedly. I'm serious."
Sam: "I gotta say, this is the most explosive video I've ever seen."
Qingque: "Is this the imagination of people from another world? I admire it."
Aha: "Interesting~haha~so interesting~"
Qingque: "Let me go, is this the true Star God?"
March [-]: "Even the Star God was lured out, which shows how explosive this video is."
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next second.
The music gradually died down.
Then, the words "Today's video ends" appeared on the light screen.
This made everyone let out a sigh of relief.
It's finally over.
Not that this video is boring.
You know, this is a video certified by Happy Star God himself!
It's impossible to be bored.
It’s just that everyone feels that if the video continues like this, they may die laughing.
Today’s derivative video is really outrageous.
(End of this chapter)