Chapter 117 Derivative Video~ I haven’t heard this word in a long time~ "Times have changed, Yan Qing." Jing Yuan said calmly, holding two black pistols in his hands.
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on the screen.
Star: "6666, unimagined unfolding."
March [-]: "Haha, General, you don't have martial ethics."
Xiluwa: "Brother Yanqing is confused. Who am I? Where am I? Was I shot? Didn't I come to learn swordsmanship?"
Sambo: "General, do you think I want to fight you with a wooden sword? This thing (a finger gun) is the first-class one!"
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Xianzhou Luofu.
General's House.
"I can obviously dodge bullets..." Yanqing muttered after seeing the video content and barrage.
The Xianzhou Alliance is a powerful civilization in the universe, and the people in it dare to continue to use cold weapons, so they are naturally not afraid of firearms.
So Yanqing took out his cell phone and planned to explain.
But just as he was about to type, Jing Yuan stretched out a hand to stop his movement.
"General?" Yanqing looked at Jingyuan doubtfully.
"Hey, Yanqing~" Jing Yuan said earnestly, "What did I teach you? Learn to read the atmosphere. Put down your phone, don't ruin everyone's fun."
"But……"
Jing Yuan glanced at Yan Qing: "Oh, I feel like you can still do one-on-one things even if you are thrown in front of Ren and Dan Heng."
Yanqing scratched his head, looking like he didn't understand.
"Anyway, put your phone down first and watch the video with peace of mind." Jing Yuan said.
"oh oh."
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In the video.
Since it was a simulated universe, of course Yanqing was not actually shot to death.
A few seconds later, he came back to life.
"You are truly worthy of being a general." Yanqing praised, "I'm going to do it!"
"Yeah." Jing Yuan nodded slightly, then suddenly turned around and pulled the trigger.
"Bang bang bang bang bang!"
The muzzle of the gun suddenly spit out tongues of fire.
At the same time, Jing Yuan changed his face, his expression was exaggerated, and his mouth was so wide that he could almost swallow an apple! "Wahahahahahahahahahaha..." He laughed wildly and shot at Yanqing, completely losing his usual strategizing and calm look.
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on the screen.
March [-]: "The general's image has been completely ruined~"
Qingque: "Hahahahaha! It's so funny! I'm sorry, General...but I just can't help it, hahahaha..."
Xiluwa: "General Jingyuan's magical laughter and smile, I feel like I will definitely dream about it when I go to bed tonight."
Cocolia: "Actually, if you think about it carefully, aren't General Jingyuan and Blade old friends? It seems normal to have similar characteristics?"
March [-]: "As expected of the Great Guardian, what he said makes sense!"
Xing: "Anyway, I'm not the only one whose image has been ruined. Great!"
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General's House.
"Uh..." Jing Yuan fell into silence as he looked at his unruly self in the video.
"General, would you like to... send a barrage to explain and clarify?" Yanqing asked tentatively.
Jing Yuan did want to say a few words.
But it was not like the pioneer on the Star Train had never tried to struggle, and the final effect was obvious to all.
I can’t say it’s useless, I can only say it gets darker and darker as it gets painted.
Secondly, he just told Yan Qing that he should learn to read the atmosphere and not disappoint everyone.
If he posts a barrage now, wouldn't he be slapping himself in the face? So to sum up, Jing Yuan could only pretend to be calm and said calmly: "It doesn't matter, I don't care."
"As expected of General, you are broad-minded." Yan Qing didn't know what Jing Yuan was thinking, and a look of admiration suddenly appeared on his face, "Yan Qing has learned a lesson."
"Well...you still have a lot to learn."
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In the video at this with Jing Yuan's shooting, Yan Qing was no longer as helpless as before.
"Secret skill!" He looked serious, then quickly moved left and right, "Jump horizontally repeatedly!"
In an instant, he turned into a phantom and dodged all the bullets.
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on the screen.
Xing: "What a secret skill God has, can it be called a secret skill if he jumps repeatedly horizontally!"
March [-]: "And he really dodged bullets with this secret skill... This is the most stupid thing."
Xiluwa: "Brother Yanqing is really invincible. He has mastered such a powerful skill at a young age."
Qingque: "Yeah, I just have to worry about my hair volume."
Xing: "However, there is vague information coming from the light curtain. It seems that the original source of this secret technique was not Teacher Saitama."
March [-]: "Who is that? Why doesn't the light curtain send any further news?"
Walter: "This means it will be in the derivative video."
Xing: "Derived video~ I haven't heard this word in a long time."
Silver Wolf: "How long! It's only a few days at most! It's not even a week!"
Xing: "This fully illustrates how my days are like years. In the days without derivative videos, I feel like I have fallen into an abyss and can't see any light."
Silver Wolf: "That's too exaggerated! Go see a psychiatrist quickly!"
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Just when Xing and Yinlang were pretending to be stupid and complaining about each other, they cooperated tacitly.
In the video.
Jing Yuan saw that the bullets could not do anything to Yan Qing, so he changed his attack strategy.
"Hmm~ Not bad, but I have a surprise weapon."
The moment General Jing Yuan spoke, a snow-white lion appeared behind him.
I saw that the male lion was wearing a uniform similar to that of a special forces soldier, with a single-chip sight on his left eye.
It seemed to have undergone some kind of transformation. Several metal tubes with unknown functions protruded from its body and were connected back to its body.
"Caliber is justice!" Jing Yuan said with a smile.
The next second, the lion opened his mouth wide.
From its bloody mouth, a black muzzle protruded! "boom!"
The gunfire roared, and then a mushroom cloud rose into the sky.
As for Yanqing, his body was blown to pieces in an instant.
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on the screen.
Xing: "Your general is still your general."
Qingque: "If you want to fight with the general, little brother Yanqing is still far behind~"
Hook: "Wow~ It's a big lion! So handsome!"
March [-]: "Did Shuoxue just leave the set of Terminator?"
Xing: "Tsk, tsk, with this shot, did Shuoxue install a nuclear reactor inside her body?"
Xiluwa: "I don't know what General Jingyuan thinks when he sees all this."
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Shence General Mansion.
Jing Yuan stared at the light screen, the corners of his mouth twitching.
Seeing his former pet being pranked as a Terminator in a video, he felt mixed for a moment and didn't know how to react.
"General?" Yanqing asked worriedly when he saw Jing Yuan's appearance.
After a long time, Jing Yuan seemed to have figured it out. He took a deep breath and chuckled, "That's all. It's good to see it again."
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At this time, in the video.
Yanqing was resurrected again.
"Damn it, if you can't beat me, join me!" After saying that, he also took out a submachine gun and started shooting at Jing Yuan.
(End of this chapter)