"So what fun did you bring this time?" Death God Luke asked curiously. The world where Weird Luke lives has all kinds of magical sealed objects, and their effects are quite incredible. Even the current Lukes have not been able to completely analyze the more powerful sealed objects among them. After the world where Weird Luke lived was restarted, he learned from the pain and decided to use sealed items to defeat the sealed items. He opened a sealed item collection company, and now he can bring some interesting things to Luke every now and then. "Two sealed objects were collected recently." Weird Luke chuckled, took out a huge machine with a strange shape that looked like it was made up of countless gears, and started to introduce it. "This is a waste-making machine. As the name suggests, it can produce many impractical gadgets, such as lamps that require sunlight to shine, fans that require wind to rotate, guide sticks that can only be used by people with healthy vision, and dog-friendly gadgets. Used dog communication device.” Pirate Luke scratched his forehead: "It does sound like they're all trash." "Not necessarily. There are no useless sealed objects, only people who don't know how to use them." Hokage Lu Ke, who has a slightly higher IQ than the two nobles next to him, shook his head: "There is no such thing as garbage in the world, only props that are not placed in the right place. If you can't use them now, it doesn't mean you won't use them in the future. What is the underlying logic of this sealed artifact? ?”
Weird Luke thought for a while: "Weaken a certain characteristic into a tool, and then limit it to only things with this characteristic that can be used." "Hmm... That's interesting. How do you define this 'trait'? For example, I think 'weakness' is a trait, so doesn't the weakening of 'weakness' mean strength?" Weird Luke's eyes lit up: "Are you a genius?" Why didn't he think of this line of thinking? Hokage Luke raised his eyebrows proudly: "What is the other sealed object? I'll help you analyze it?" "Ah...there's no need for this." Weird Luke showed a weird smile: "The second one is a derived sealed object. It seems to be a sealed object that can take out anime props. The one I got is the 'Curse Spring Township' from "Ranma 1/2". It has There are many 'drowning springs' with different properties. People soaked in the spring water will turn into corresponding things when encountering cold water, and will return to their original appearance when encountering hot water. " The most famous among them are naturally the "Niangdong Spring" and "Male Drowning Spring", these two springs can change gender. "This... seems to have no effect." Several other Lukes have lost interest, and Luke has long been able to do it such as changing his gender. In fact, whether it is "two hands" or "inaction transformation", he can do it if he practices it to the extreme. Leaving aside these methods, the current Luke can do it. Changing the state of life is also a piece of cake. "This depends on the compatibility of abilities in the world. Luke, who does not have extraordinary strength in a world without demons, can dismantle a Gundam with his bare hands and hit a nuclear bomb with his body, but he cannot change his gender. If that happens, it will be useful." "But no Luke would ever think about turning into a pussy." "This brings us to the second point." Weird, Luke stretched out his index finger and waved: "It's easy for Luke to change gender, but it's not the case for others. Why do you only think of using this thing on yourself? Think about using this thing on others. What a joy.” There was silence in the shared space, and all the Lukes looked at each other. "I have analyzed the Curse Spring Township. Anyone want to come and get the data?" Weird Luke smiled and opened his hand, waiting for someone to hold it. "Tch, boring, who would do such a thing!" "That's right. Isn't this what you need after eating enough?"
"Hey, let's go home and fight against the myth~" "I'm going to write bad reviews for Three Kingdoms, so I don't have time." Seeing the Lukes going offline one after another, the strange Luke touched his head and muttered in surprise. "Are the other Lukes so upright? I thought they at least wanted to see what the protagonists would look like after their gender change." As soon as he finished speaking, Naruto Luke's figure suddenly appeared behind him and hugged him. Weird Luke's eyes widened: "You..." "Don't get me wrong, I just want to see what Kakashi will look like after becoming a girl, and Gai is still willing to fight!" Naruto Luke smiled sheepishly, how could he not use such a great prank prop? "Pull him down, you bastard, take control." Luke, the God of Death who always had a bad mouth, also came back. He touched Weird Luke's hand and hummed softly in the face of the two people's speechless eyes. "Look what I'm doing, don't you want to see Aizen turn into a pussy?" “I really want this!” x3 Wait, why x3? The three of them looked to the side and saw the three-meter-tall pirate Luke shrugging his shoulders: "Old Garp... you have worked so hard to guide me, why shouldn't I repay you?" Good guy, I didn’t expect that you, with your thick eyebrows and big eyes, are quite vicious! "Fuck!" The returning dragon Luke looked at the large group of people surrounding Weird Luke with strange eyes. Everyone said no, but in the end they all turned back, right? As expected of me! "etc!" Naruto Luke stopped Dragon Clan Luke with a wary look: "We agreed in advance that everyone can have fun, but you are not allowed to admit gender-transformed men. All Lukes reject this kind of thing. If you pollute the film library, we will wait. Be self-reliant!” "Sacred gold." Dragon Clan Luke rolled his eyes: "I am also Luke, so I don't have this bottom line." The Lukes were a little silent for a while. In their opinion, other Lukes could only occasionally control the big head with the small head. It was difficult to evaluate the Dragon Luke as a film library. Perhaps it would be more appropriate to describe him as a person hanging on a tree? This guy had a smooth life. He led his parents to the peak of life by relying on the future economic situation. He was spoiled since he was a child. In addition, he had the power and awakened the golden finger. He could be said to be a protagonist with a lot of tricks. The frustration he suffered was probably being beaten by other Lukes in the shared space because of his boasting. … Kassel College, Norton Hall. This luxurious mansion has a long history. It was once the private villa of Menek Kassel, the first president of Kassel College. Later, it became the guesthouse of the college. Now it is dominated by the winner of the "Freedom Day" event.
The faint aroma of rose wine filled the entire bedroom. The classical and luxurious furniture was arranged in a staggered manner. The room was furnished with Fendi's Kasa series bed, and the top satin fabric was silky and delicate. On the bedside table, there is a Kelly bag from Hermès as decoration. Luke gently opened his eyes, his body was wrapped in softness, he pushed the person in his arms away indifferently, causing the frowning girl to moan in dissatisfaction, and the silk hibiscus sheets slid over the two of them. Putting on a pajamas casually, Luke stepped on the hand-woven carpet of Persian Rugs and left the room, sat down on the sofa in the middle of the living room, poured himself a glass of "Macallan" and drank it all. The Macallan is a rare series of whiskeys. The distillery is located in the Speyside region of Scotland. This wine is distilled in a traditional pot still. It has a mellow and smooth taste with rich layers, from honey-like sweetness to a light smoky flavor, and a long aftertaste. It is a wine that is more valuable for collection than for direct drinking. But for Luke, wine is just food, whether it is the Macallan in front of him or something else. The phone rang at an inopportune time. Luke squinted his eyes and half-lying on the sofa, snapped his fingers, and a man who looked quite decent, mature and reliable appeared on the screen. Frost Gattuso, he was Caesar Gattuso's uncle, an important member of the Gattuso family, a character who was more like a penny-pinching businessman than a dragon slayer. Looking at the half-naked Luke, Frost seemed to think of something not so good, and the veins on his forehead reflexively bulged, and he barely squeezed out a smile. "Lu, you always dress so unconventionally." "Does it remind you of someone you hate, such as Pompey Gattuso, your beloved nephew's father, the head of the Gattuso family, a playboy who always messes you up and makes you clean up your mess." Luke didn't even raise his eyelids, and had no respect for the core figure of the Gattuso family and the acting director of Kassel College. He shook the goblet in his hand and sipped the whiskey. "What do you want to talk to me about?" "On behalf of the Gattuso family, I extend my sincerest regards to the head of the Lu family. I hope that our cooperation can last a long time." "Just that?" "...There is one more thing. 'Freedom Day' is coming. Last year, you snatched Norton Hall from the Lionheart Club. Do you still plan to participate this year?" Frost certainly doesn't care about the people of the Lionheart Club. He cares about his nephew Caesar Gattuso. Caesar Gattuso is the recognized next heir of the Gattuso family. He has noble blood, outstanding ability, and full of leadership charm. He is a male god who can fascinate thousands of girls with his eyes alone. He has never failed in his career. He always stands on the top of the mountain and waits coldly for others to charge at him. After the other party fails, he extends his hands and responds with an arrogant laugh. After entering school, Caesar turned to join the student union because he couldn't stand the behavior of the former president of the Lionheart Club. He rectified the rotten fish and shrimp in it and started the difficult and arduous training. Soon, this organization with no sense of existence grew to a level that could compete with the old club Lionheart Club. He was determined to take Norton Hall from the former Lionheart Club president as another monument to his many medals in life... and happened to meet Luke, who was still a freshman. This Luke family head, who everyone thought was a backdoor entry and had an absurd reputation, took a wooden sword and single-handedly defeated the entire school's students, and also took on the head of the executive department, von Schneider, all the way to the principal's office. Gattuso's future head suffered a Waterloo, lost miserably, and couldn't even spare a trace of peripheral vision. He started all kinds of challenge projects... and then lost so much that he doubted his life. Luke noticed Frost's little thoughts, and a playful smile appeared on his lips. "The school didn't agree to my request to build a new house inside. We can barely make do with living in Norton Hall. Why should we make room?" Frost showed a hint of hesitation on his face: "I think you can give other young people a chance." A new competition is about to begin. "Super A-level" Chu Zihang has grown up. There is an S-level candidate in the enrollment list given by the principal Hilbert Jean Ange, and the monster Lu Ke is going to blow up the fish pond again. Even if Frost is willing to believe that his nephew is the best, he has to admit that Caesar's hope of winning the championship is slim. The good uncle saw it with his eyes and was anxious in his heart. Caesar was destined to lead the mixed-bloods to become the emperor in the future, but new monsters came one after another, and his brilliance was inevitably dispersed and covered. There is not much time left to establish prestige. If he cannot show something to prove his achievements while in school, Caesar's performance will become a failure in his glorious life. "I wonder what could possibly convince you to give up your freedom for a day?"
"Okay, I don't have to stay at Norton Hall, just give me some Philosopher's Stone." Luke narrowed his eyes, crossed his legs casually, and spoke in a relaxed tone. Frost raised a smile and said, "Thank you very much. I will send someone to airlift the things..." "I want a ton." Luke added indifferently, which made Frost's smile freeze on his face. When will the reserves of the Philosopher's Stone be measured in "tons"! "Don't be ridiculous, Lu." "Who are you kidding, Frost Gattuso." Luke's eyes turned cold, and he slowly sat up straight. The overwhelming momentum condensed like a long needle, piercing Frost's face through electronic signals and thousands of mountains and rivers, making this pampered middle-aged man's whole body Trembling. "Did I be too polite to you and give you the wrong impression that you deserve to let me make way for your junior? If it weren't for our previous friendship, Gattuso would have paid the price today because of what you just said." Lu Ke's tone was cold and struck straight to the heart: "You also understand that it's not something that can be settled by burning some money and cutting off a few pieces of meat." Cold sweat broke out on Frost's forehead, and panic spread from the inside out, eroding his body bit by bit. His bloodline was excellent enough, but when facing Luke, he always felt like an ant looking up to a giant dragon, as humble as an inconspicuous person. dust. He lowered his head and apologized: "I'm sorry, Lu, I said the wrong thing." The scene froze for a few seconds, and then was relieved by a few light laughs. "Hey! Actually, I was joking just now. Frost, you are really not humorous enough. You know clearly that I am a soft-spoken person but not a tough person..." Luke's breathtaking aura disappeared, and he lay back on the sofa, propping his head up casually. "Okay, old fashioned, you actually know that with Caesar's character, he won't cheat, and if I don't participate in the Free Day, there is a high probability that he won't either. Your little prince is naive and stubborn, and he will fall from wherever he pursues. Stand up." "What you said is absolutely true. Children have their own ideas. There is no need for us to interfere. I look forward to greeting you personally at the next school board meeting, Lu." Frost's voice was dry, "I will prepare gifts to apologize to you then. I just hope you don't mind my gaffe just now." "I didn't mind either." Luke's smile remained unchanged, "I still have something to do here, so you..." "Then I won't bother you." Frost's figure disappeared from the screen. Lu Ke opened a drawer under the cabinet and took out a stack of documents. On it was dense information about the new students. He glanced at it, including age, blood type, height and weight, family situation and current address, and even ID number and Past experiences are detailed to the extreme. He flipped through the list and didn't see the one he wanted. He frowned and made a phone call. The other side answered quickly, and there came a male voice that was reminiscent of an American homeless man or a begging pug. The voice was light, casual and flattering. "Boss, what do you want from me? I'll solve it for you in a minute!" "There's something wrong with the freshman list you gave me."
"How could it be! I wrote it in great detail, boss. The characters, hobbies, and body measurements of the junior sisters are all clearly marked. I also carefully eliminated those who have been in love for you. Are you still not satisfied?" The corner of Lu Ke's mouth twitched twice, and he resisted the urge to call out: "Where's Junior Brother's?" "Ah... Boss, if you want to change tracks, you don't have to harm the pink juniors who haven't entered school. Aren't the best Chu Zihang and Caesar right in front of you?" The mean voice on the other end had a hint of shyness that didn't exist: "If you are not satisfied with both of them, what will the boss think of me? I can make a living easily. As long as I have enough coke and spicy chicken wings plus ten million, I will My whole body and soul belong to you.” "... Fingel, if you want to lie down in the hospital, you can just say it. No need to beat around the bush, haha. I can help you relax your muscles and bones." Fingel's voice paused, and then he started crying with runny nose and tears. "Boss, it's not that I don't want to. I was already overloaded with work collecting the information of my junior sisters and I haven't recovered yet. You suddenly want the junior sisters' information again..." His voice was so sticky that it made Luke feel as if his snot could be thrown along the phone line, and he subconsciously pulled the phone away. "You only need to find one person, Lu Mingfei, an S-level candidate on this year's freshman admissions list." "Hey, it turns out that our boss Lu Kelu also has a sense of crisis. After all, he is an S-class designated by the principal himself. He may have a brilliant performance." "Don't talk nonsense." "There is indeed this person on the admissions list, but he has not yet participated in the interview, has not been registered by Norma, and has very little information, so... we have to pay more!" "I won't miss you." "Boss Lu is so happy!" A few minutes later, a piece of information was printed out by the fax machine. Luke picked up the information and looked at the listless, weak and timid young man above, with a smile on his lips. He boarded the Night Watch Forum and moved his fingers slightly. A few minutes later, an inconspicuous white post was painted red. This red message surpassed all other messages and was pinned to the top! [In this year's "Free Day", the first three people who arrive at Norton Hall will get a chance to make a wish with a price. ] The electron stream rushed out from the intelligent center "Norma" of the North American headquarters, crossed the Pacific Ocean submarine cable, and rushed to tens of thousands of clients around the world. The originally calm forum was like a plain suddenly blown by a hurricane. All users in the forum began to go crazy! Generally speaking, posts that are not bounty posts rarely attract other people, but no matter what type of post passes through the hands of celebrities, the value will increase greatly. In particular, the poster's ID is "Isomer"! The only S-level student in Cassel, the uncrowned king who defeated the school on the day of enrollment, the glorious head of the Lu family!