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Chapter 9: Xiaosha: I told you to die, would you go?

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Chapter 9: Xiaosha: I told you to die, would you go?

Chapter 9: Xiaosha: I told you to die, would you go? "You're crazy. How could a Shar Pei be a normal person and become a mummy? If you dare to talk nonsense again, I will tear your head off and kick it like a ball."Xiaosha was so angry when he received a call from his younger brother that he wanted to curse. If someone said that Shar Pei was hacked to death, poisoned, hanged, or drowned, he would believe it. How could he suddenly become dehydrated and turned into a mummy? What a liar! Although Lao Tzu had read few books, he knew that it was impossible for a person to be dried to death in one day. He understands the basic knowledge of physics and is good at accounting, otherwise he would not be able to be a good big brother. "Brother, it's true..." Xiao Ma on the other end of the phone stamped his feet anxiously. If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he wouldn't have believed it. But how can I explain it clearly on the phone? "Stop talking nonsense here and bring the Shar Pei here quickly." At this point, Xiaosha suddenly changed the subject and said jokingly, "You said he turned into a mummy, then put him in a sack and bring him over so that everyone can see it." "Brother, this is inappropriate." Xiao Ma frowned and said cautiously: "How about you bring someone over here?" "Fuck, I'm giving you face, right? I'll give you twenty minutes. If you don't bring the shapi over here, I'll ask someone to capture your mother and make her serve customers." Xiaosha felt that his IQ was humiliated. I've asked someone to come over quickly, but he's still talking nonsense.

After saying that, he hung up the phone without giving Xiao Ma a chance to explain. "Beep...beep..." Hearing the beeping sound on the other end of the phone, Xiao Ma's face became gloomy. If we really put the mummified Shar-Pei brother in a sack and take him there, something terrible would happen. What are you doing? The boss is crazy, he might really ask people to arrest his mother who is in her 50s. How can he be worthy of his dead father? Hesitated again and again. Xiao Ma slapped his thigh and did it. Anyway, he didn't kill the person. The boss said to take it over, so he should take it over. The corpse is not heavy, and he can't let his mother, who is about to retire, suffer like this! …… Half an hour later. Xiao Ma walked into the Fuji Ballroom with great trepidation, carrying a sack on his back. The young men and women jumping along the way all cast curious glances. Not far away, Xiaosha, who was sitting in a booth drinking, suddenly spit out a mouthful of old wine. This kid, why did he really carry a sack here? Could it be? "Brother, I brought Brother Shar-Pei." Xiao Ma carefully placed the sack on the ground, but he did not open it. After all, there were many people in the dance hall, and it was not convenient to expose the mummy. But he was hesitant about whether to open it or not, as his younger brothers, who were full of curiosity, had already come over in twos and threes. "Xiao Ma, are there really mummies?" "Open it and let us have a look." "You are so awesome! You actually brought Shar-Pei here in a sack. Aren't you afraid that Shar-Pei will beat you up after he wakes up?"

The younger brothers talked one after another and immediately dispelled any doubts that Xiaosha had. That's right! The Shar-Pei must be drunk. Otherwise, how could it be put into the sack by the pony? This kid is really a talented guy. He is so stupid that he is cute. He can't even understand a joke, but he actually brought a Shar Pei here with him. "Xiao Ma, why are you still standing there? Open it!" Xiaosa ordered with a teasing look on his face. Obviously, he had accepted the fact that Shar-Pei was drunk and was put into a sack by the pony. "Brother, you should come and take a look..." Xiao Ma opened a hole and was about to let his elder brother come over to take a look, but the sack was torn open by the scoundrel nearby. Wow! The Shar-Pei packed into a sack instantly caught everyone's attention. In an instant, the whole place fell silent. No one spoke anymore. Only the dynamic disco remained. "How could this be?" "The Shar Pei actually turned into a mummy!" Xiaosa rubbed his eyes vigorously, suspecting that he was hallucinating, but he hadn't taken drugs today! How could he be hallucinating for no reason? "I must be dreaming!" Scar was also shocked and dumbfounded. "Xiaosa, what's going on?" Tianjiao brought people over. Others gathered in a group, both scared and curious... "Why is there a mummy?" "Why is this man carrying a dried corpse?" "He's sick!" "..." Hearing the discussions around him, Xiaosa's face turned black. He grabbed Xiaoma's ear and shouted angrily, "You bastard, do you have any brains? You do whatever I say. I told you to die, are you going to die?" Xiao Ma said innocently: "Brother, I didn't open the bag..." "..." Xiaosha didn't know what to say, so he could only look viciously at the younger brother with many hands. With a dried corpse suddenly appearing out of nowhere, the dance hall would certainly not be able to continue operating and someone would call the police soon. Besides, the matter itself was weird, so Xiaosha had no intention of destroying the body to avoid trouble. Although Sha Pei was his younger brother, he did not kill the man. I'm not afraid even if the police come, because at most I'll be taken away for questioning. Soon after.

Brother Hai, who received the alarm call, rushed to the scene. When he saw the mummy lying on the ground, there was no special expression on his face, only confusion and puzzlement. Because Brother Hai saw the Shar-Pei a few days ago. However, although the matter is strange, considering the rapid development of modern technology, it is not difficult to make a dryer that can dry a pig in a short time. At the beginning, the Kowloon City Police Station's Serious Crime Unit, led by Hai Ge, only regarded the Sha Pei case as a murder case, and the investigation direction was to question Xiaosha and others and collect suspicious targets. But the next day, he received a call from the police and learned that another dried corpse had appeared in an alley in the jurisdiction. After investigation, Brother Hai was completely confused. The last person to come into contact with George was Guo Xiaozhen. The two of them separated last night and the next morning, less than twelve hours passed. The body was found in the alley, so the chance of someone twisting his neck and then throwing him into the dryer was very slim. And who would do that? Have a collecting habit? If there was, would it be thrown in the alley? The case is getting weirder and weirder. …… After school in the afternoon. Zhu Wanfang hurried to Guo Xiaozhen's house and saw her best friend sitting in the room with lifeless eyes, so she went up to comfort her: "Ah Zhen, I heard about George's death. His death was very strange. It's said in the school that he did something bad and was killed by the Black Impermanence." "..." Guo Xiaozhen looked at Zhu Wanfang blankly and asked, "Are you sure you are comforting me?" "Ah Zhen, George is a punk who specializes in picking up girls and cheating people out of money. He wants to drag you into this and make you..." Zhu Wanfang was embarrassed to continue with the rest of the story, but her thoughts were clear: a normal man would not persuade his girlfriend to go out and be a call girl. "Afang, what do you want to say?" Guo Xiaozhen was a little angry and stared at her best friend angrily. Just as Cheng Long guessed, George died an unnatural death. Guo Xiaozhen had no intention of committing suicide for love. She died for love in the plot of School Storm purely because she was dumped and she couldn't think straight for a while and did something stupid. "I'd say George doesn't deserve your tears." When Zhu Wanfang received the news at school, she was stunned for a long time. She thought her cousin would only break George's arm or leg, but she never expected that her cousin would be so cruel as to kill George directly. It’s just that George turned into a mummy, which is very confusing. She still couldn't figure out what methods her cousin used to turn a living person into a mummy. terrible! (End of this chapter)

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