No results found!
  • Series
  • Bookmarks
  • Blog
logo
logo
SeriesBookmarksBlog
No results found!

WU NOVEL

WU NOVELWU NOVEL

About Us

Contact Us

Privacy Policy

Oh My God! Earthlings are Insane!

Oh My God! Earthlings are Insane!

0 Comments

View All

Chapter 53

Read on App

Rated Novels

Ongoing
Chaos God Heaven Art

When the world was first created, chaos descended! The young man Chen Zheng obtained the Chaos Divine Cauldron by chance, comprehended the Chaos Divine Heavenly Art, and since then he embarked on a journey to defy the heavens and achieve great success! The Chaos Divine Cauldron can swallow the heaven and earth, melt the sun and moon, transform the galaxy, and refine all things...

Ongoing
In The Dragon Clan, A Mysterious Old Church Is Created

Xu Lie traveled through the dragon world with a mysterious magic potion system, and a small accident happened along the way. The nine developmental stages of the source substance are incompatible with this universe and there is some conflict. In order to mediate between the two parties, Xu Lie had to tell a huge lie. "Student, please allow me to take up a moment of your time." "I want to tell you about our beacons and saviors, the Nine Old Ones." "Student, do you know the history before the birth of Black King Nidhogg?" "In those ancient times, nine Old Gods appeared on our planet." "When the planet could no longer support the old days, they left us and went into the universe." "And the remains of the Old Ones gave rise to spirituality, gathering together to form the Black King Nidhogg." … The cold-faced senior brother Chu Zihang changed his usual behavior and became provocative towards everyone he met. The passionate and outspoken Chen Motong is as quiet as a tree, and likes to hide in the dark and spy on everything; The useless senior brother Finger stopped playing badly and suddenly became a top student. All of this started with Xu Lie’s lies.

Ongoing
Swallowed Star: Lord Of The Wolf

That year, six major tribes rose up in blood and fire, competing for the universe. That year, the eighteen royal families roared proudly in the demon domain, like oil boiling on fire. That year, cracks began to appear in the world of Devouring Star. The era is constantly turning, and the galaxy is long. This year, the gray-haired wild wolf wept blood at the bottom of the cliff, lingering on. This year, Xu Yang's electric car twisted out sparks and brought disaster. This year, he was reborn as a wolf, with no relatives. Everything is useless, only the claws in the palm. The past? The future? Embrace the present. Human nature? Animal nature? Only respect my nature! Step by step, Xu Yang walked to the highest point alone, looking back... The universe is broken, the galaxy is burning, and all races are bleeding. A work to supplement the world view, the protagonist is reborn as a demon race, and will not return to the human race. Thank you for your click even if you don't like it (heart)

Ongoing
American Comics: Superhero Asks Me To Save The World Anime

[It started with the movie universe storyline, and later moved towards the comics storyline] Iron Man: Bro, there's a purple potato monster throwing the moon at me! Thor: Brother, I was bullied by my rebellious sister! …… A world where the X-Men and the Avengers coexist. The protagonist is invincible, has magic, and has no system. When the world is in danger, he eliminates the threat. When the world is safe, he is the biggest threat. His appearance changed everyone's perception.

Ongoing
Heavenly Awakening: I Can Engrave Everything

[Officially Signed and Published – Safe to Read] [Youth Story] [Everyone is Smart] [Absolutely Captivating] [Magic] [Distinct Characters] My name is Jin Feichen. Wearing the twilight of youth like a fading sunset, I once believed I would live a muddled life, relying on taxpayers to support me forever. I thought that would be my final fate. However, everything changed on a rainy afternoon. Youth is a grand stage. On that evening of torrential rain, the stage reached out its hand to me— And I gradually became enchanted by it...

Ongoing
PokéMon: At The Beginning, Millerton Became A Dragon Master

A light and cheerful urban Pokémon story, the protagonists will mostly be dragon-type Pokémon, there will be some legendary Pokémon, but not too many. There is no system, but the protagonist's plug-in will be credited to your account at the end of the prologue. Your attention is my motivation for writing, and I will try my best to tell every story well! … Chen Kai was sleeping at home when he suddenly traveled to a world where Pokémon and reality merged. I happened to meet Milton who also traveled through time. The story of a man and a dragon who constantly meet new friends and live in this new world.

Ongoing
A Farmer's Journey To Immortality

"Battling young masters for some treasures in mysterious caves? No, thank you.What's so special about a ring containing an old sage's trapped soul? I'll just toss it away.Becoming a direct disciple of some big expert with many enemies? Count me out.I'll flip the bird to the pointless struggle in prestigious sects that only attract calamity.What I have here, this opportunity I've seized, is plenty for me.I'll choose safe and steady methods of progress, even if they're slow. After all, I'm just a simple farmer seeking peace through cultivation. I'll rely on myself to pave the way."- Aksai Everwood (Chapter 7)============Aksai Everwood was a terminally ill man in his past life who signed up for one last experiment and accidentally made history by merging his mind with an AI. Instead of dying, he woke up in another world with a new name, new body, and a magical farm.But this isn’t your average pastoral paradise. Spirit farming here means dealing with dangerous cultivation, chaotic realms, and the occasional reality-bending headache.Armed with neural tech, an enchanted farm that grows mystical resources, and the ability to travel between worlds, Aksai skips the usual sect life to blaze his own trail. From druidic powers to martial arts and body cultivation, he’s on a path to conquer many realms.

Completed
The Almighty Ring

A heaven-defying ring that allows objects to be brought back from games into reality!Before ‘Dawn’ was released, it already obtained the status as the ‘second earth’. Jiang Fei, a young teen who loves games came into the world and quickly rose up in power, status and fame. With his unmatched skills, he decimated all foes that oppose him. However, such rise would attract the attention of many, even as he tried to play everything off as low-key, something just don’t work out as plan…“If trying to keep myself away from the spotlight no longer works, then come! Let the world know of my existence!” – Jiang Fei

Ongoing
The Rich Second Generation Villain’s Father

Transmigrating into a parallel world; becoming a billionaire that everyone looks up to. Qing Tian, who thought that he could finally live a life of the rich, suddenly found that this world seemed just a little strange… His son as a junior studying in university was beaten by a stranger who just arrived in the city? Does a kid want to slap my son across his face during the student union?【Ding! the Ultimate Villain System is awakened】【Reward for successfully educating my son: Divine Toxic Medicine】【Reward for successfully changing the plot trend: God-level car skills】【Reward for successfully capturing the female lead: plus…】…As the father of a villainous rich kid, not only should he educate his son, but he should also do whatever he can to deal with the protagonist…

Ongoing
Zhan Long

Li Xiao Yao left S.W.A.T to become an ordinary security guard. While working, he happened to enter the VIP room and found Lin Wang Er still in the middle of changing. As revenge, she took him on a ride and kicked him out of the car. After hours of walking, Li Xiao Yao finally managed to get back home just to be kicked out of the house. He then got an offer from his previous supervisor to become the bodyguard of the Tian Xi group CEO’s daughter both in game and in reality. But unknown to Li Xiao Yao the girl was actually…

Ongoing
Inheritor Of Magic: The Magi King

It had been hundreds of years since humanity and their Witch allies had been forced to retreat to the fortress cities after the disastrous war to eliminate the Magi Clans.Nuclear weapons had burned the skies, and Grand Magic pulled entire continents beneath the seas before the end, but the victory was secured, no Magi was left alive in their slowly recovering world.Or so they thought.Wolfe Noxus was born on the lower levels of a fortress city run by the Morgana Coven, raised under the glow of magical lights, with magic and technology entwined in every aspect of his life.But after his eighteenth birthday, when a get rich quick scheme led him to the forbidden ability to use the powers of the Magi, his whole life would change.The forbidden inheritance of the Magi was his. All he had to do was live long enough to embrace it.

Ongoing
Mystery: I Married the Queen of Mystery

Bernadette's sudden appearance disrupted the life of the time traveler Odysseus and involved him in a struggle with the Moss Ascetic Order.In order to balance the risks brought by the "Mysterious Queen", Odysseus joined the Tarot Club, but this got him involved in Klein's troubles again.Fortunately, Odysseus used the "Wild Knowledge" to conduct unique research on the extraordinary and spirituality, and those research results helped him resolve crises time and time again.In the fierce struggle in the extraordinary world, Odysseus gradually became good friends with Klein and became a lover with Bernadette. Repeated struggles made him realize that he must become stronger. He established his own power, became a big man in the extraordinary world, and eventually replaced the God of Steam and Machinery and became the Old One.Show moreAuthor's Other NovelsMystery: The arrival of the new Black Emperor

Chapter 53

Yan Feirou sank into deep thought. “Even so…”

“Even so, we can’t be certain that Old Fire Relayer is the mysterious senior we’re searching for. Is that what you’re trying to say?”

Yan Hengbo smiled faintly. “Continue listening to me, and you’ll understand. Old Fire Relayer has a disciple called Meng Chao, and he’s a third year student in Ninth High School. He comes from a rather poor family, and he stays in a public renting house.

“Feirou, you said that the video you received was of a young man demonstrating the Demonically Modified Ripple Force to you. What uniform was he wearing, and what was the background behind him?”

Yan Feirou cried out. “Ah! He hid behind a mosaic, but based on the color and style of the uniform, he’s either from Third High School or Ninth High School. His room was really small and disorderly. It did look like a public renting house!”

“We’re on the right track then. Meng Chao was injured last year when he was cultivating. He was hospitalized for a few months, and his chances of cultivating were practically gone. But this year, he recovered, and he’s as good as new. He rose to power miraculously. What other reason for it could be aside from him receiving guidance from a mysterious senior?

“If this isn’t enough, then do you know why Old Fire Relayer wanted us to attack Great Waves Corporation?”

Yan Feirou thought about it. “Didn’t you say that Great Waves Corporation added all sorts of hormones and forbidden medicine to monster blood to pass them off as superbeast blood products? They violated a major taboo among superhumans, so it was only natural that Old Fire Relayer wanted to uphold justice and suppress this criminal organization, is it not?”

“That’s the reason that only came out later. In truth, Great Waves Corporation’s criminal acts were very discreet, and even the special medicine supervision department did not notice them.

“Old Fire Relayer should have been fighting in the depths of the fog. He has to deal with a host of problems everyday, so how could he possibly pay attention to a minor character like Great Waves Corporation?” Yan Hengbo said. “Old Fire Relayer had to have set his eyes on Great Waves Corporation because of his disciple.

“Old Fire Relayer’s disciple Meng Chao is classmates with the son of the chairman of Great Waves Corporation, Zuo Haoran. Their relationship is very bad, and recently, they got into a very intense conflict. Do you understand where I’m going now?”

“Ah!” Yan Feirou gasped in surprise, and a thought appeared in her head. “All the details now connected together, and everything makes sense!”

“That’s right. Old Fire Relayer’s disciple isn’t someone who can be bullied as others like. Great Waves Corporation has seriously run into a wall. But it’s as they say, spare the rod and spoil the child. The man brought up a wicked son, and it ended up in his reputation being ruined. He got what he deserved by being sent to prison!” As Yan Hengbo said this, he glared at Yan Zhennan.

Yan Zhennan shuddered. “Dad, I’m sorry. I won’t provoke a sage like Old Fire Relayer again.”

Yan Hengbo let out a cold huff and returned to the topic. “With Old Fire Relayer’s abilities, he managed to immediately see through Great Waves Corporation’s criminal activities. With that being the case, there’s no way he wouldn’t be able to investigate everything. He didn’t need the Yan family to do anything unnecessary. So, when he mentioned that they were trouble, we needed to look into it carefully.

“To Old Fire Relayer, even if he truly wanted to destroy Great Waves Corporation, it wouldn’t be troublesome. It’s just like what I had your dad send over to him just now. Great Waves Corporation is a pile of poop, and they have no right to have Old Fire Relayer step on them personally

“Also, earlier, the Yan family offended Old Fire Relayer. While he mentioned that he won’t fuss over it, how can we truly know that he has really forgiven us if he doesn’t take anything from us or ask us to do anything? He might have said that he’s not gonna fuss over it, but would you be able to sleep without doing anything?”

Yan Feirou shook her head. “I wouldn’t be able to. I haven’t been able to sleep the past few days. I shocked myself awake every night at two to three in the morning.”

“Hence, he decided to be merciful. He, thus, asked us to handle this small problem. He gave us a way out of the situation and allowed us to calm down.”

Yan Hengbo leaned against his chair, and all of his wrinkles smoothed out. “We’re lucky that he’s a merciful senior and that I’m the one who personally dealt with the situation, or else, everything would have definitely gone wrong!”

Yan Feirou’s face turned red.

At that moment, Yan Zhennan said, “Dad, we’ve investigated a lot of things to handle the matter with Great Waves Corporation properly, and we’ve even investigated Meng Chao’s identity. Would Old Fire Relayer be displeased by it?”

“There’s no harm in it. Of course I’ve thought about it before,” Yan Hengbo said. “I’ve spoken to Old Ning, and by the looks of it, Old Fire Relayer does not want Meng Chao to hide his identity. He intends to use his disciple to toss out some new martial arts, knowledge, and skills, which is quite normal.

“Old Fire Relayer is definitely a famous and excellent man in the circle. With just a few words, he can cause a major upheaval. So, it’s better if he uses a nobody to test the waters first when it comes to leading technology, skills that are at the peak of the field, or things that remain uncertain.”

“Dad, look at this. Old Fire Relayer said he would rather keep a low profile. Is there a hidden meaning to it?” Yan Zhennan asked.

“Of course there is. I reckon it has something to do with his identity.” Yan Hengbo fell into deep thought. “If he’s truly an old monster who dwells in the depths of the fog, he must have made a lot of enemies and formed a lot of grudges, so it would be bad if he did things in a flashy manner.

“His enemies might not be able to do anything to him, but they can attack his disciple. I believe that Old Fire Relayer wants to keep a rather transcendent presence so his disciple can experience the world alone. This can be considered a form of training. Of course, he doesn’t mind revealing some information to friendly forces, because he wants us to be his disciple’s escorts.”

Yan Zhennan’s eyes lit up. “So, we can be considered as friendly forces?”

“Of course.” Yan Hengbo smiled. “Remember what I said last time? If he didn’t have a deep understanding of and feelings toward the Yan Family Ripple Force, it would have been impossible for him to create such a perfect Ripple Force. There’s a good chance that I had some form of contact with this senior in the past. For all I know, he might have provided me with guidance.”

Yan Zhennan looked at him anxiously. “Then, Old Fire Relayer has forgiven us, should we—”

“Zhennan, what am I to do with you? You can’t be eager to obtain success. You have just made a mistake, and you forgot your lesson so soon?”

Yan Hengbo put on a stern face. “If you try and curry favor with him in haste, your purpose will be very clear. Do you think Old Fire Relayer will like it?”

Yan Zhennan’s face turned red. “I was too reckless, sorry.”

“Ignore what’s going to happen next. I won’t interfere either. Whoever started this should end it. At the start, the senior showed a liking to Feirou, so we should have Feirou handle the matter.”

Yan Hengbo smiled and said, “Feirou, my dear, if you have the chance, try getting to know Meng Chao.”

“What?”

“Old Fire Relayer is a really excellent person and doesn’t have time to care about us. But since he doesn’t mind Meng Chao mentioning his name, it means that he has already admitted to being the master of this young man. He also has the intention to help Meng Chao become powerful. If we support and take care of his beloved disciple, the senior will definitely be able to see our good will.”

Yan Feirou was dizzy. “I-is that so?”

“Of course. Why else did you think Old Fire Relayer would specifically ask us to take care of Great Waves Corporation? Aside from what I said just now, there’s another meaning to it. ‘Meng Chao is my disciple. Anyone who touches him is going up against me. Of course, I will also remember all those who are kind to him.'”

When Yan Hengbo said this, he stopped talking for a while. “Wait. We must absolutely not mention the phrase ‘old monster’ anymore. There are ears everywhere, and we don’t know what sort of temper the senior has.”

Yan Feirou nodded. “Then, should we call him Old Fire Relayer?”

Yan Hengbo waved his hand. “Referring to him as ‘Old’ doesn’t show our respect. Let’s call him ‘Immortal’. Immortal Fire Relayer. When you meet Meng Chao, refer to his master as such.”

Yan Feirou pondered over this. “I understand. I’ll think about when I can get a chance soon to come into contact with Meng Chao for a perfectly logical reason.”

“That’s the spirit,” Yan Hengbo said. “The future of the Yan family is in your hands now. You must seize it tightly. Don’t be like your dad, who can’t distinguish between what is right and wrong!”

In the market in Blessed Heavenly Garden, Bai Suxin had just walked past a meat stall when she heard a plump lady giggle like a clucking chicken. “Of course we have something happy going on! If we didn’t, why would we buy so many tubular bones? They’re really expensive, you know?!”

‘This is bad.’ Bai Suxin thought. ‘The plump lady loves boasting. If she catches me, she’ll start talking my ear off, and it’ll be a huge waste of my time.’

She wanted to walk away, but the plump lady had already seen her, and Bai Suxin was not fast because of her legs. The plump lady caught up to her in just a few steps, and she practically threw a large bag of tubular bones in her face.

Bai Suxin could not avoid her anymore and she forced herself to smile. “Ma’am, are you out buying groceries? Oh my, you bought so many tubular bones? Did Old Li get his bonus?

“Sigh… that old coot only earns a bit of money every month. There’s no way he’ll get any sort of bonus. I’m thinking about motivating A’ming. He’s taking the national college examination this year, and today is the first stage of the test. He didn’t manage to score well, but he did manage to get the thirty-second place in Eleventh High School, so he has the right to take the second test.” The plump lady giggled.

“The first stage of the national college examination?” Bai Suxin’s smile turned a little awkward.

“That’s right. If you want to take the exam for college, you must first take the exam in school, then the exam in the school region, and finally, the exam in the city. It’s really troublesome. Today is the day for the intra-school test for the entire city.”

The plump lady stopped talking then and slapped her head. “Oh look at my memory. Last year, your son… Sigh, it’s no wonder why you’re not paying attention to it. It’s fine. It’ll be pretty good if he can get into a higher vocational college too.

“A’chao has been smart since he’s young, and his mind is quick too. He’ll definitely be able to get into a good higher vocational college.

“Besides, we’re neighbors. A’chao is childhood friends with A’ming. Once A’ming gets into college, you can just tell us if anything comes up. A’ming will definitely help him.”

“Y-Yes. A’ming is indeed a very smart boy. Congratulations, Ma’am,” Bai Suxin stuttered.

“Alright, I should get going. I have to go back and cook. Tubular bones only taste good if you stew them for a while, right?” The plump lady started clucking like an old hen laying eggs. She crossed her arms and walked out of the market with her head held high.

Bai Suxin could vaguely hear her grabbing someone she knew at the entrance of the market. “Oh my, Granny Dong, you don’t know how expensive tubular bones are nowadays! They’re seriously so expensive I can’t bear to buy them!”

Bai Suxin stood around in a dumbfounded manner for a while before she limped back to the meat stall.

“Big Sis Suxin, what would you like to buy? The pork belly today is pretty good,” the employee at the meat stall said with a smile.

“Did the plump lady buy tubular bones just now?” Bai Suxin asked.

“Yup.”

“How many did she buy?”

“Three.”

“Then, pick three for me as well. No, make that four!”

“Big Sis Suxin, do you have guests today? The tubular bones are really expensive today.”

“I don’t have any guests. Old Meng is just craving for them.”

Don't want to lose your reading progress

Save your place and continue where you left off on any device