Oh My God! Earthlings are Insane!

Naraku Shihouin, a seasoned Jōnin and high-ranking shinobi of Konohagakure, unexpectedly awakens to a mysterious system upon receiving his promotion. Is promotion the key to qualifying for this powerful lottery? Will this newfound system provide him the opportunity to enhance his strength and surpass his current limitations? Everyone in the village will soon understand his true intentions: "I've never sought promotion for personal gain. My only desire is to make Konoha greater than ever before!" From this day forward, no one will stand in the way of his advancement through the ranks. After all, as he proudly declares, "This is all for the sake of the village!"

"Virtual online game + everything can be begged + super talent + relaxed and funny + invincible meanness" When Shen Mu was "experiencing life", he accidentally picked up a game activation card. After entering the game, he actually gained a super talent: begging! ! 'You used Beg on the Goddess of Luck and succeeded, gaining a temporary buff, the Favor of the Goddess of Luck!' 'You used begging on the Black Dragon of Destruction. The begging was successful, and you obtained the Dragon Flame of the Black Dragon of Destruction. You have been burned to ashes!' 'You used Beg on the Village Chief's Wife, but failed, and gained the buff: Drinking Poison to Quench Thirst!' "You used Beg on the village chief and succeeded. You received 1 Green Costume (Headgear)!" "You used begging on the village chief's son, and succeeded in begging, but got a worn-out diaper. You are despised by the village chief's family!" 'You used begging on the poor beggar, and the begging was successful. You got the equipment. You are destined to be with me!' 'You begged the sleeping corpse king, and succeeded, and obtained the corpse king's foot binding!' "You used Beg on the angry beggar and succeeded, earning the title - Bitch!" 'You used begging on the goddess of war, and the begging was successful. You were teleported to the ancient battlefield and you are dead!' 'You used begging on the dog king's corpse. The begging was successful and you received a mysterious package!' 'You used Beg on the roadside stone. Begging was successful. You got the roadside stone!' …… Shen Mu, who possessed the magical skill of begging, even plucking a passing dog a few times! And the gods... can only sigh

This book is also known as "After six months of seclusion, the princess' maid discovered how strong I am" and "Deprive me of my princely status? I'll join the enemy country!" After traveling through another world, Shangguan Chen became the third prince of the Great Yan Dynasty, but became a hostage due to the defeat of Great Yan and Great Xuan. Dayan thought he was a waste and not only gave up on him but also deprived him of his status as a prince. Little did he know that Princess Daxuan had been hiding her identity by his side for half a year and had already noticed his extraordinaryness. When everyone in Dayan thought that he would not survive this winter, he was made a prince in Dayan, became a royal consort, and joined his mother's clan. That day, when demons invaded, he was the only one guarding the Demon-Suppressing Pass. On that day, when the powerful men from various major sects descended upon Daxuan, he held the evil sword in his hand and killed countless powerful men! Everyone in Dayan was filled with regret, while everyone in Daxuan was ecstatic.

Combining the advantages of all immortal cultivation novels, the Star Evolution Technique is a technique hatched from the evolution of the universe. It includes the evolution of the most essential things in the universe. In theory, it can strengthen everything in the world, including various immortal cultivation techniques, elixirs, and magic weapons. The evolution of the universe refers to the technique that was realized as the universe slowly evolved from the chaotic period to the present world. The present world includes three thousand major interfaces, including the low-level human world, the intermediate spiritual world, the high-level immortal world, and the extreme demon world. The process of cosmic evolution is very long. It may take tens of billions or even hundreds of billions of years to slowly evolve into a spiritual world suitable for life. Hundreds of millions of years ago, it was still the primitive period, and the star evolution was the most

[Traditional fantasy][Decisive killing][Many beauties] The young boy Ye Feng possesses the most powerful physique in the world, the Pure Yang Divine Body. However, an accident during his youth caused his cultivation to stagnate, and his fiancée sadly broke off the engagement. But after the marriage was cancelled, the eldest sister who was admired by everyone in the sect actually took the initiative to ask Ye Feng to practice dual cultivation...

Jin, a hardcore gamer who still lives with his mom at the age of 24. He could never hold down a steady job since graduating, his girlfriend since high school dumped him for his best friend and he's constantly getting beat up by a group of local gang members. His dad left him and his mom when he became rich from the lottery and got a new family, one free of debt and burdens as he called it. His mom works 3 jobs to keep everything from falling apart, except for herself slowly. One day on his way home with the very first and new fully immersive VRMMORPG called Realm of Myths and Legends or RML for short, he died from a hit and run car accident. RML was advertised as the worlds first fully immersive VRMMORPG, allowing for players with skill sets in the real world, like sword training, martial arts, archery or reaction time, to benefit in the game itself! Though Jin died and at that moment a soul from another world crossed over into his body and inherited his memories. The man known as Izroth once hailed as the greatest cultivator in the seven realms, soul reincarnates into the modern world year 20xx in the body of Jin."What are all these strange memories flowing into my mind..? I've been to all seven realms and have never seen one like this. Earth is it?""M-My cultivation..! It's back to nothing! This body is so weak and spiritual essence here is scarce. But my soul strength is untainted.""I'll make right all the wrongs that have been done to you, your revenge shall come.""It's called a video game? I'll play it! Since you've given me this body even though it wasn't planned, I'll accomplish your goal of becoming #1.""So sects here are called guilds... I'll make the strongest one there is!""Ha? World greatest gamer? Don't think you can bully me and not pay the price!"Action, Adventure, Betrayals, Romance, Revenge. Join Izroth on his journey to become the #1 player and create the #1 guild in RML!

In this world, human are in peril. 72 Obelisks suddenly appeared out of nowhere, infecting the world with Monsters. Amongst this chaos, people look for hope.A man named Basil Pacifer is the humanity's hope. He is the strongest Mage alive at that point. Sadly, he believes in no man, and he always moves alone....Basil observes the unfolding scene bitterly. He is aware of his impending doom, however he has no grudge. He has lived long enough to achieve things people can only dream about.Looking back to his past, he realized his life is nothing more than a sad story.Closing his eyes, he accepted his end — or so he thought...."Look at me! What do you see?""Regrets.""Don't you want to undo it?""Tell me what is the offer."Thus, Basil Pacifer returned to the past, being his younger self once again. Of course, he returned back with something....[Ding!][Guide to Omniscience is successfully merged with The Chosen One][Analyzing The Chosen One's mental capability...][Analyzation Complete!][Result: The Chosen One is retarded][Initiate Brain Configuration!]No matter how useless the golden finger he received seems, he will reach a higher height than his last life. This time, he will completely erase any regrets he has!

“I think… my boyfriend is trying to kill me,” Lin Sanjiu muttered.As she thought about that rich, handsome, and gentle boyfriend of hers, she could not help but tremble all over.At the present, someone close to her had personally raised the curtains to an apocalyptic hell, and slowly, it was creeping up to her.—-What if earth devolved into a apocalyptic hellhole? What if you found out you not only have to survive just one apocalyptic event but have to struggle through multiple worlds with different end-world scenarios? And you get to meet more superpowered crazies than you can imagine!Presenting the worst nightmare that your weird doomsday prepper neighbour with a bunker full of canned beans could have, Doomsday Wonderland is a novel filled with subverted tropes, non-OP characters and a female friendly label which offends all politically correct fanatics.As ‘lucky’ humans evolved to posthumans with abilities to adapt to the New World or mutate into disgusting duoluozhongs to survive, follow Lin Sanjiu as she struggle through the multiple challenges to just live one more day… and make sense of this New World that will no longer be the same.

«Darkness cannot drive out darkness, only Light can do that» the Goddess Amaltheia said as she held William in her loving embrace.«Hate cannot drive out hate, only Love can do that.»In order to help his little brothers and sisters at the orphanage, and save the person he loves, William decided to make the ultimate sacrifice.This selfless act caught the eyes of the Gods which allowed William to have an opportunity to enter the Cycle of Reincarnation with their blessings. Together with his Mama Ella, and a herd of goats, William embarks on a new journey to find the meaning of happiness in his new life.In a world of Swords and Magic, where adventures roam wild and free, a new legend is about to begin![Disclaimer: You might get addicted reading this story.]

"Wu Long, the God of Pleasure, has fallen as he failed to breakthrough."This news have shocked all of the Seven Boundless Worlds.Meanwhile, a sixteen-year-old disciple of a dual cultivation sect was startled awake from a coma, and after some moments of calming down and gathering his thoughts, a dangerous light flickered deep in his eyes: "Jun Shaoshan, I will climb back to the top and make you pay for everything, no one has ever been safe after offending me, Wu Long!"--------------Dual cultivation is a method of cultivation that can be seen described in a lot of cultivation novels where a man and a woman cultivates together by having sex.

Emperor Zi Yu used 5 strikes of his axe to split mountains and unify everyone underneath the heavens. He partitioned the land into 9 areas, thus establishing the Nine Cauldrons which eventually became known as the 9 prefectures. When Emperor Zi Yu died, disputes unceasingly arose One thousand years later, a once in a generation genius, Celestial Emperor Qing Ling was born. Able to split a one hundred meter river, equipped with his peerless martial prowess, he finally united the land under the heavens. However, once Celestial Emperor Qing Ling died, chaos once again shrouded the land. Another one thousand years passed and no one was able to consolidate the nation. From contemporary society, great Chinese Martial Artist Teng Qingshan, unexpectedly arrived into this world.

In a galaxy far away, there is a kid without innate inability to practice internal techniques. So, in order to gain the respect of his father, he resolutely chooses to follow the more difficult and painful path of practicing external techniques. As the years go by, he grows up, but what really changes his life is a mysterious meteoric crystal stone — the Meteoric Tear. This stone fuses with the young man’s body unnoticed, and he seems to undergo drastic transformations as a result. After that, everything is changed. Eventually his father knows that the son for whom he hasn’t really shown a lot of consideration possesses astonishing abilities. And there’s a lot more to come.