My Cell Prison

"Dumbledore, hasn’t he already graduated? Why is he back at school?" "Oh, Severus, don’t be so nervous. He’s the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor!" "Damn it! If I catch him using a cauldron to cook hot pot at school again, I swear I’ll duel him!" ... "You are the worst class I have ever taught!" "But, Professor… isn’t this your first class?" ... "Miss Granger, as the study committee leader, you’ll guide everyone to read by the Black Lake every morning." "Mr. Potter, as the sports committee leader, after reading, take them for a run around the Black Lake!" ... "The countdown to the O.W.L. exams is 100 days!" "Break the cauldrons, sink the boats—fight for full marks on the O.W.L.s!" Douglas Holmes, a Hufflepuff with an Eastern soul, returns to Hogwarts three years after graduation to apply for a teaching position— and brings a whole new style to the school.

[Traditional sect + Xianxia + no system + multiple female protagonists + playing with memes + funny] Wu Yong, a mediocre disciple of Yunhai Peak of the Evangelism Sect, discovered that his way of cultivating immortals seemed to be wrong after awakening his Yin-Yang eyes. When others go down the mountain to do missions, they face all kinds of hardships, but when he goes down the mountain to do missions, he always meets his confidante; While others flew with swords, he rode a calico cat as a mount and flew everywhere; While others were exorcising demons, he received frequent invitations to dual cultivation from his master, senior sister, junior sister, fox sisters, female knights, female ghosts, and the drought demon. The style of Xiuxian world gradually becomes weird: Master Yu Ruyi: "My dear disciple, the evil spirit has entered my body. Take off your clothes quickly and help me expel the evil spirit." Fellow disciple Liu Ruyue: "Fellow Daoist Wu, tonight do you want me to transform into the appearance of elder sister Liu Ruyan or the second sister Liu Rumei?" Tushan sisters: "We have agreed that after tonight you will give us one third of the Tushan secret treasure!" Hanba Gonggong: "Brother, I warm the bed better than the sisters!" Ghost Shen Qian: "Husband, do you want to tell ghost stories or practice joy meditation tonight?" The Shushan Sword Immortal used the Ten Thousand Swords to collect the swords of other Taoist friends and sold them at the Wanjin Chamber of Commerce, but was hunted down; the Demon Ancestor Luohou visited the Jiaofang Bureau every day; the heir of the Tianji Pavilion made money by arranging marriages; the Crown Prince of Dachu appeared to be a gentleman, but in fact he was cruel and cruel and practiced the evil black lotus technique... Wu Yong: "Are you sure it's okay to cultivate immortality like this?!"

Forced to marry into a family right after crossing over? Since I can't resist, I'll defeat magic with magic! Look at me marrying into six families! What, you call this shameless? No, no, this isn't my dark history, it's just the path I took! Looking back, I'm already the number one son-in-law of the Great Zhou Dynasty, personally appointed by the Emperor!

The following is a real interview record: "Professor Evans Kahn, what do you think of the rumors that you are the first generation Dark Lord and the confidant secretly cultivated by Headmaster Dumbledore?" "That is pure slander!" Evans stood at the Wizengamot's inauguration ceremony, his face indignant. "Dark Lord? White Lord? These all sound too scary." "If there must be a title, I actually prefer the word Beast King." The next day, newspapers throughout the wizarding world published reports about the third generation Dark Lord changing his nickname. "Wait, when did I admit that I was the Dark Lord?"

[Group time travel + two-way time travel + funny + cultivation] Senior high school student An Chen returned home one day, but suddenly found a girl from another world in his bathroom. After thinking about it, An Chen finally confirmed a fact. The girl came from another world through the bathroom door! And, he found that it seemed that this door could also be used to go to that world of cultivation...

[Traditional fantasy][Decisive killing][Many beauties] The young boy Ye Feng possesses the most powerful physique in the world, the Pure Yang Divine Body. However, an accident during his youth caused his cultivation to stagnate, and his fiancée sadly broke off the engagement. But after the marriage was cancelled, the eldest sister who was admired by everyone in the sect actually took the initiative to ask Ye Feng to practice dual cultivation...

I want an S-Rank skill too! I want it so badly, I could die for it![You have awakened an S-Rank skill.] [But it only works when you die.] Eh !? WHAT IS THE POINT OF GETTING ONE IF I DIE !?

Dying in a tragic accident Marcus Ferrous gets transferred to a fantasy world of monsters and magic, except when he arrives contrary to what he expected he is now level one and a ghost. Left with nothing on a strange new world, Marcus will struggle with everything he has on his journey to get stronger and uncover the secrets of his new world.

Quinlan, a simple office worker finds himself transmigrated to an extremely dangerous fantasy land as a level 1 Commoner with nothing to his name but his wits - and a unique gift that accompanied his teleportation.No one in Thalorind could have predicted that this unassuming arrival would one day rise to the top, redefining the very meaning of the term 'power'... And that he may have achieved said result by joining a criminal organization and clawing his way through its ranks as well as establishing his own business empire that may or may not have relied on slave labor.In the beginning, Quinlan was painfully weak and alone but thanks to his severe trust issues, joining a team was... hard. However, he soon noticed that a lot of people have collars around their necks in this world... People that couldn't exactly betray him.Follow Quinlan's journey as he grows in strength, amasses wealth, fights to the death, and meets lovely ladies.

Yu Ke, holding the 'Kunxu Ding' in his hand, awakens again in this bizarre world of cultivation.[Every reincarnation of a celestial being is a brand new beginning. ][Every choice you make represents a crossroads in life, please choose carefully. ]With the help of Kunxu Ding, one can deduce past years and simulate various identities.In his first life, he was of average talent and was the great-uncle of the Three True Masters. He eventually became a late bloomer and made great progress on the basis of martial arts in the human world. He was known as "the human world has been in ruins for three hundred years before this man appeared."In his next life, he was a son-in-law of a rich family, and suffered from bullying. From then on, he read books in a small courtyard for ten years, and then he stepped into the immortal realm on land and shattered the void. The great Confucian scholar praised him for his "writing that shocked the wind and rain, and his poems that made ghosts and gods weep."In his next life, he was a cowherd in the fields. At this time, war broke out all over the country. He put down his sickle and walked out of the fields, ending hundreds of years of chaos. He built a school and became a national teacher. Later generations called him "governing the country, cultivating himself, and pacifying the world. No one can be compared with him in a thousand years."In his next life, he is the Book Collection History of the Great Zhou Dynasty...In his next life, he ascended to heaven...As the life goes by, Yu Ke returns to the present.When he looked back suddenly, he was shocked.His relics were actually dug out from an ancient tomb.It turned out that his portrait was actually hung in the ancestral hall of the three major sects in the world.The maid in the simulated courtyard has become the empress of the ancient demon sect...When cause and effect come one by one.Yu Ke is numb!It was promised to be a simulation, and now it has become reality. Novel keywords: Simulation becomes reality, I once looked down on the eternity? No pop-up window, simulation becomes reality, I once looked down on the eternity? txt full download, simulation becomes reality, I once looked down on the eternity? latest chapter reading

First talent: dynamic vision → bullet time → inherent time control - acceleration → inherent time control - time stop...Tao Yu reincarnated into a world being swallowed by the abyss, and found that as long as he was willing to consume enough willpower, he could infinitely strengthen his skills.With the help of his special talent, Tao Yu gradually discovered that the fragments of the world in this abyss were somewhat different, and some of the remains of the earth, and even the legends of the earth, were buried in it...Author's Other NovelsReturning from the low-magic world, do artificial intelligence firstInfinite Prophet

Lear traveled to a fantasy world with extraordinary power and became a pioneer lord. He had to explore the wilderness full of dangers and build his own territory.But in the wilderness, there were barbarians, dragons, vampires, orcs, lizardmen, snakemen... and other evil races.He was penniless and had no extraordinary power. He wanted to explore the wilderness and establish a territory under countless evil eyes. It was very difficult!At this moment, the intelligence system quietly woke up-[Three days later, a group of migrating giant horns will pass through your territory. (Intelligence value: 2 stars)]......[Five days later, a dragon will lay dragon eggs in a valley 30 kilometers south of↓, and the dragon will be weak due to dystocia. (Intelligence value: 4 stars)]......[The red leaf tree saplings sold at the thirteenth stall in the ninth block market of Loran City are the saplings of the magical plant-lava fruit tree. (Intelligence value: 2 stars)]......[In the Ninth Block Black Market, a tomb-robbing gang stole a turbid crystal from an ancient tomb. It will be sold at the 23rd stall at the entrance of the black market when the sun just rises on the morning of July 8. This item is the broken godhead of the ancient gods when the swamp god fell. If you drip blood on the crystal, you can control this part of the swamp godhead. (Intelligence value: 6 stars (gold, full stars))]Lear looked at the information and his heart trembled.Above the wilderness, in the swamp, a territory was built from scratch until it became a mountaintop city in the wilderness.Author's Other NovelsGlobal Lords: Start as a Desert LordLord of the Scourge: Become the Demon Archduke In the BeginningI Became a Progenitor Vampire