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Chapter 40: Don’t fucking say that!

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Chapter 40: Don’t fucking say that!

People say that one learns from one's mistakes. Li Nuo eats one gap and then eats another. I didn't expect that the ancient child routines were so deep. He, a highly educated college student, was played by a six-year-old girl again and again. Song Mu'er was well-behaved and sensible. She lost her anger after a while. She waved her little hand and said, "Forget it, it's all Song Ning'er's fault. Let's change the password. Don't let her fool you next time..." For Li Nuo, giving a lecture to Song Ning'er was nothing. He is not a three-year-old child. How could he hold a grudge against Song Ning'er because he didn't let her play takraw ball last time? He is not that small-minded. Besides, he doesn't remember that incident at all. It's just that Song Mu'er is very concerned about this matter. It's like what often happens among children. If you don't have a good relationship with someone, you don't want your friends to have a good relationship with them. They are just sisters. After thinking carefully, Li Nuo discovered a pattern. Song Mu'er usually appears with Song Jiaren, and his wife obviously likes Mu'er more, which can be regarded as a wife following her husband. As for Song Ning'er, she came here with the maid from the Song Mansion, but just now she asked her personal maid to hide, and she even said the secret code first, otherwise Li Nuo wouldn't be suspicious at all.

The two sisters were from the same arithmetic teacher, and they were given the same homework after class. Song Muer came over and asked him the same question. Song Ning'er took the lead. After understanding the question, she made a face at Song Muer and ran away. Li Nuo could only comfort her and said: "It's better to tell Song Ning'er first. When I tell you, there won't be any mistakes..." Only then did Song Muer become happy. She raised her little face and asked, "Then Song Ning'er and I, and brother Li Nuo, are we better together?" Li Nuo didn't need to think about this question and said, "Of course, Song Ning'er is not as nice as you, nor is she as polite as you. After explaining the topic to her, she didn't even say thank you..." Song Mu'er was not angry at all now. It didn't matter if Song Ning'er came over first. Brother Li Nuo was better with her. Although he was a bit stupid, he still knew his own good... Li Nuo's words were not entirely out of comfort. When he told Song Ning'er, he could get a good idea of ​​their mathematical level. When he told Mu'er again, she didn't need to ask why. Li Nuo Nuo Hui told her the basics, and Song Muer exclaimed from time to time. "So that's it!" "Sir has never taught me this way..." "If sir had said that, I would have understood it a long time ago..." "If brother Li Nuo teaches arithmetic, he must be the most powerful arithmetic teacher!" … Song Jiaren stood aside and glanced at Li Nuo quietly, agreeing with Mu'er's words. Her family had hired several arithmetic teachers for her in the past, but she just couldn't understand arithmetic. For more than ten years, she had always felt that arithmetic was the most difficult thing in the world. But now, arithmetic seems to her. That's all... Li Nuo smiled at Mu'er's flattery and didn't say anything. What she said was actually not an exaggeration. After all, Li Nuo had systematically studied modern mathematics. The questions in Daxia's "Summary" were very important to him. To me, it's completely childish. Normally, exams usually only give you points. Song Muer's arithmetic teacher may have already thoroughly studied the Suan Jing, but it is impossible for Li Nuo to teach it. After all, he has only taught arithmetic for a few decades at most. The method used by Li Nuo in teaching is the crystallization of the wisdom of countless special mathematics teachers in later generations. It is more systematic and scientific, the derivation process is easy to understand, and it is more suitable for younger children. . The people who are better than Song Muer's math teacher are not Li Nuo, but Newton, Gauss, Euler... and countless mathematical masters in another world. Song Mu'er understood the problem, rolled her big and smart eyes, and said to Li Nuo: "You made me angry just now, so I'll make you dress up beautifully as a punishment..."

The current Li Nuo does not have this ability. This skill requires life. He made an excuse and said: "No, I swore a few days ago that I can only dress my wife in the future..." "That's it, okay then..." Song Muer was still very sensible. After hearing this, she no longer forced Li Nuo and went to the yard to play by herself. Li Nuo continued to study the "Daxia Code". Although he had judged many cases in the past few days, these cases were the most common civil cases and only involved the "Household Marriage Code" and "Thieves and Thieves" in the Daxia Code. "Laws of Litigation", "Laws of Fighting Litigation", "Laws of Breaking Prisons" and a few other parts. In addition to these, the Daxia Laws also include the "Guardian Laws" on protecting the safety of the emperor, safeguarding national sovereignty and border security; the "Office System Laws" on the establishment, selection, and duties of state officials and punishing corrupt officials and bending the law; and the "Official System Laws" on soldiers. The "Law of Excellence" governs recruitment, troop mobilization, general duties, military supplies, and control of labor levies. Although these laws also belong to Daxia Law, they do not fall within the scope of authority of Chang'an County Government, so Li Nuo has not come into contact with them in the past few days. When he saw a certain supplementary clause after the "Office System Law", Li Nuo was startled, and then a look of confusion appeared on his face. This rule is about "atonement". The so-called atonement is to use money to atone for sins and use silver coins to replace punishment. For every tael of silver, ten floggings can be reduced. A hundred floggings can be waived by paying only ten taels of silver. The punishment of the rod is more expensive. One tael of silver can only reduce the punishment of the rod. The punishment of one hundred rods can be exempted by paying one hundred taels of silver. Prison sentences are more expensive. One year's imprisonment costs one hundred taels of silver. Exile and death penalty cannot be exonerated with money. Of course, not everyone can use money to atone their sins. The scope of application of this law is only officials, dignitaries and their relatives, and it is used to maintain the privileges of the bureaucratic aristocratic class. What puzzled Li Nuo was that the doctor of the examination department was a fifth-grade official, and his position was already quite high. His son was also included in the redemption penalty. He faced a three-year prison sentence and only had to pay three hundred taels of silver. You can be completely exempted from guilt. Three hundred taels of silver is nothing to a fifth-grade official. Although Li Nuo felt this was unfair, this was indeed what the laws of Bactria stipulated. It's not reasonable, but it's legal. But why doesn’t the Wang family use it? Don’t you know? Li Nuo thought that he had not thoroughly studied the laws of Bactria, and that there might be any restrictions on atonement that Wang Yue could not use. For a rigorous legal person, he had to figure this issue out, so Li Nuo called him Butler Wu. Butler Wu ran in from outside and asked, "What are your orders, Master?" "There are no instructions. I saw the "Daxia Code" about atonement, and found that Wang Yue's crime could be absolved with silver, but it was not used by the Wang family. Is there any restriction on atonement? I don't know. Do you know?" "Um, this..." Butler Wu looked up at the sky, trying not to let the young master see his troubled expression. Of course there are no restrictions on atonement. The problem is that the Wang family dare not! A few years ago, the son of an official committed a similar crime to Wang Yue. The official used the atonement and used money to easily exempt his son from guilt, and he did not spend a day in jail. The result was that, a month later, the official was dismissed from office, his family property was confiscated by Dali Temple and returned to the state treasury. All the men in his direct lineage were executed, all the men in his direct lineage were executed, the sidelineages were sent into exile, and the female family members were made into official maids... From then on, no one dared to use atonement in any case related to Dali Temple.

If you don't redeem it, you'll be jailed for a few years at most, and if you redeem it, your whole family will die. The officials in Chang'an will still settle this debt. After a while, Butler Wu lowered his head and said: "Of course the atonement can be used, but it may be that the Wang family can't afford the three hundred taels of silver, or it may be that the conscience of the doctor in the exam department found out that he didn't want to use the silver to atone for his son's sins. If the young master I really want to know, why don’t I go to Wang’s house and ask?” Li Nuo waved his hand, "Forget it..." All he needs to know is that there is no limit to atonement. The only son had just been beaten a hundred times and sentenced to three years in prison. It would be too inappropriate to go to someone else's house and ask questions. Of course, Li Nuo didn't know at this moment that the Wang family had left Chang'an early in the morning and their house was empty, leaving only Wang Yue alone, wailing in the prison of Chang'an County Government. Early the next morning, Li Nuo had breakfast and went to work at the Chang'an County Government Office as usual. Today's county government is still lively. But compared to yesterday's chaos, today's bustle is orderly. Li Nuo got off the carriage and saw Pei Zhe waiting for him at the door. Unlike the previous two days, there was a man with a big belly and official uniform standing next to him today. Seeing Li Nuo, the man dragged his bloated body and ran forward quickly, bowed down, and said with a flattering look on his face: "I am the Prime Minister of Chang'an County, Zhang Yue. I have met the young master..." Li Nuo also slightly cupped his fists in return and said with a smile: "It turns out to be Zhang Xian Cheng. I have admired him for a long time." Hearing this sentence of "long admire", Zhang County Cheng was in a state of confusion. He thought that County Magistrate Pei must have said a lot of bad things to this young master while he was away. Otherwise, how would he know about him? With anxiety in my heart, a sedan stopped at the gate of the county government office, and a man opened the curtain of the sedan and walked out. Seeing the chaos at the gate of the county government office, the man was slightly startled. Then he frowned, looked at Pei Zhe at the door, and said: "Master Pei, I and County Magistrate Zhang will not be in the county government office for a few days. You will destroy the county government office." The smoky and solemn government office is like a wet market..." Before the man finished speaking, Zhang Xian Cheng immediately strode forward and stopped his next words. With cold sweat on his forehead, he said: "Master Wang is not sensible. I will apologize to the Young Master and Master Pei on his behalf..." Wang Xianwei was stunned for a moment, his lips moved, and he wanted to say something, but his mouth was covered. Zhang Xiancheng glared at him fiercely, gritted his teeth in his ear and said: "Don't fucking say that... …”

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