Sha Po Lang

[Humorous + Not Brainless + Not Cool + No Swords + Relaxed + Sword Cultivation + Daily Life] This book is also known as "The System Runs Away, I'm the Empress's Freeloader", "I Am Not the First Emperor of the Immortal Qin Empire", and "I'm the Boss in Both the Black and White Worlds!" Ye Tong traveled to a vast continent and wanted to live an honest life. However, everything changed when he opened the gift package sent by the system. —— "Have you heard?" "That Xuantian thief who robbed the Holy Land's medicine garden, stole Yao Chi Saint's clothes, and moved the Holy Land's spiritual veins has been apprehended by the Law Enforcement Hall. This is truly a relief!" "That's right! That brat relied on his swordsmanship and physical prowess to rob countless resources. It's time to punish him!" "Good! Once Xuantian dies, Fairy Yue will be mine!" In the [virtual realm], everyone was discussing the matter, and all agreed that Xuantian's crime was unforgivable and he should be executed by slow slicing. … In the Law Enforcement Hall. Ye Tong frowned slightly and pinched the face of the stunning beauty beside him: "I heard that you caught me?" The beauty put down the scroll and gently held Ye Tong's hand: "Don't believe the rumors." … A few years later, someone asked Ye Tong "Boss Xuantian, how did you manage to avoid being caught by the Law Enforcement Hall?" Ye Tong's face didn't blush, his heart didn't beat, and he said confidently: "Because the Lord of the Law Enforcement Hall is my wife." Countless years later. A giant sword with extreme killing power gathered on the other side of the starry sky. When the sword intent suddenly burst out, all spirits were silent when the sword was drawn. —The number one person in the righteous path, Ye Tong. —Nicholas the Bandit, Xuantian (Ye Tong)

Do you want to make friends with, fall in love with, and get to know female celebrities? [Click to Play!] In 2015, arts exam candidate Yu Wenliang received a love simulator. Dating a real-life female celebrity through a digital relationship? What's the point of a virtual one? Yu Wenliang scoffed! What? You said you can use simulation to predict the future? Yu Wenliang looked at the Gaokao countdown clock; the top scorer was waving at him! What? You said you can gain abilities during the simulation? Yu Wenliang simulated the character of a young general and learned horsemanship and ancient martial arts! What? You said you can even detect potential female stars before their debut? Yu Wenliang looked at his deskmate, Zhou Ye. The system reminded him that she was a future top-tier "95 Flower." He knew he had to invest in her early and become her mentor on the road to fame! ······...

Liu Sheng, a worker in Tang State, initially only wanted to publish two more top-ranked articles to get promoted early, get more pension and live a peaceful life. But why did he deviate from his dream? After in-depth communication with the monsters, Liu Sheng gradually made up his mind: "I want to build a spaceship!"

Xu Xing traveled through the world of immortal cultivation, and finally became the ancestor of the immortal sect after going through hardships. However, he never thought that after one retreat, the whole world would change. The immortal version of Huang Mao stepped on the flying sword painted with sword energy and thunder sound. Lao Deng, my flying sword is parked at your door. Here is the report card! The civil engineering brother changed the weather with one punch to meet the deadline. Civil engineering should open the sky with one punch, right? The old demon of the magic way cultivated the simulated soul through cloning technology and illusion. Why do you refine the Ten Thousand Souls Banner as a poor guy ? The Hehuan Sect absorbs essence through live broadcast on the Internet. Is the big brother on the list also looking at whether his yang energy is strong? "Sword cultivator in front! You are speeding! Please pull over, cooperate with the investigation, and show your sword license!" Ah? Have I traveled back again?

Chen Xuan transmigrated to the Desolate Ancient Continent, becoming an aged sect ancestor whose lifespan was nearing its end. At the start, he lay within the sect’s forbidden ground, unable to move even an inch. At that moment, Chen Xuan felt an extreme sense of despair and helplessness. Just as he was about to give up and end his brief transmigrated life… Chen Xuan awakened the Fortune Collection System as long as he could collect the fate energy of those Heaven’s Chosen Sons, he would be able to continue living, and even grow stronger. Just as Chen Xuan was reigniting his hope for survival, he discovered that he still couldn’t move at all. However, from the system’s newbie gift pack, he drew countless female avatars, allowing him to transfer his soul into them and walk the world through these incarnations. From then on, he advanced further and further on the path of becoming a master through his avatars, while countless Heaven’s Chosen Sons were left feeling both bliss and torment under his many incarnations.

Mu Yangling was reborn into a hunter's family, and she expected to live a simple and happy life.However, a disaster almost shattered their home.His father was conscripted into the army because of a war, and the whole family had to follow and settle in a farming village.Unfortunately, they couldn't even distinguish the seedlings of the five grains.As Mu Yangling looked at her mother and younger brother, who were on the verge of tears, she straightened, lifted her head, and said, "It's okay. I have strength."She also had some agricultural knowledge from a thousand years later!

The status of a wizard is transcendent in all continents and in the universal plane. Mysterious, wise, cruel and bloodthirsty are synonymous with wizards. But what does a real wizard look like? After coming into contact with the world of wizards, Angel came to the conclusion:Wizards are a group of people who illuminate themselves with intellect-driven ideas, but are in a dialectical world with a materialistic attitude. In other words, this is a group of alternative scientists who walk alone in a rigorous manner in the pursuit of understanding reality.…..Multiple worlds, boundless overlap. Under the guidance of intelligent creatures, they have walked out of their respective paths of civilization. Among them, the wizard world, with its unique cultivation of civilization, runs through the endless plane. Even if the wizard world is so strong, the reality of the universe, is that the mysteries of the dimension are still unbreakable. Until, a multiverse traveler, visited this side of the world. (The traveler is not the protagonist, the traveler is not the protagonist , the traveler is not the protagonist, things that are important are said three times!)

When Fang Jin learned that he was in a cultivation novel where the protagonist was a lady and that he had become cannon fodder, he quickly racked his brain to think of a way to save himself.Everything seemed wrong until he saw it.[First day as a pet owner.][Attractiveness +1]…[A day of cultivation with zero gain.][Understanding +1]

[Creating Pumpkinmancer Class: Confirm?]Pro VR Gamer Jack O’Neil died as tragically as he lived: betrayed, then eaten by ducks! Luckily, fate gave him a second chance when he found himself coming back to the past.Watch as he makes his return as a Ranker, even stronger than before! This time he aims to become number one and clear all regrets from his previous life. He will right all wrongs and wrong all rights! — Eh…what?!To all the Players and NPCs of the gaming world of ‘INFINITE’:F … ⎧ᴿᴵᴾ⎫━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━Welcome to Rise of The PP: Pumpkins & ChaosIt’s huge! That’s what she said as she saw the massive…undead army!This is a tale of a beautiful friendship between a kind young man and his many peculiar undead summons. So what if a few in-game realms end up being destroyed? *Shrug*

Louie became a mythical dragon that was capable of traveling between Earth and the Otherworld at will.From this point on, the number of races in the Otherworld became more plentiful. His territory was orderly and clean, with incredible cuisine, countless novelties, and civilization and philosophy ahead of the whole world.On Earth, his existence caused the rebirth of magic and mythology, allowing him to become the only God.“I am the Golden King, the Giver of Life, the Champion of Magic, the Weaver of Dreams, the Guardian of the World, the Master of Time. Let mortals bow down before me and look up! Let the Gods tremble in fear before me!”

Good and evil?Right and wrong?The fate of the world?The great catastrophe of the end times?The countless living beings?...Everywhere in this world, there exist invisible yet unmistakable constraints.When the tides of an era surge forward, most are powerless to resist.And yet, when one looks around, it all suddenly feels like an illusion!!!All things are but myself—beyond right and wrong, both good and evil—what I think and desire is what I do!!!---Show moreAuthor's Other NovelsAbyss Demon of the WorldsDo whatever you want

As a house servant, Gu An accidentally shattered a jar of Spirit Flowers in his youth, and in his panic, he discovered that he had seized twelve years of life span!A path to immortality thus unfolded before Gu An's eyes!In order to cultivate in peace, Gu An chose to become a Servant Disciple of the Supreme Sect, planting medicinal herbs daily to cultivate by seizing the life span of these herbs.Through the evolution of life span, his Basic Skill constantly evolved, deducing from Basic Sorcery to reach Divine Skills that connected to heaven!Eras changed, constellations shifted, and the Mortal World transformed vastly.Gradually, legends of immortals emerged in the Mortal World.The immortal known as Gu An expended half of his life span, helping his Cultivation Level break through the limits of the Immortal Path and achieving the realm of a Saint, soaring above the heavenly laws.However, one day, a white-robed old man with a saintly presence came to visit Gu An."I am Xuan Qing from the Heavenly Stars above, appointed by the Heavenly Emperor Tai Hao. Hearing of Daoist Friend's numerous benevolent deeds in the Mortal World and your countless rescues of the living beings here, the merits are immeasurable. Thus, I have been dispatched from the Lower Realm to invite Daoist Friend to join the ranks of the immortals, to take up an immortal office, the Divine Steed Celestial Official.""May I ask what the duties of the Divine Steed Celestial Official are?""In the Heavenly Court, there are divine steeds that can traverse earth and heaven and penetrate Yin Yang. The Divine Steed Celestial Official is responsible for looking after and feeding these divine steeds."Huh? Taking care of horses? Groom?!