Chapter 183 A chicken talks with a duck (please subscribe~) That night. church. In the priest's lounge. The portrait of Father Qi flashed with white light, and a dead soul bathed in the holy light flew out from it. The dead soul passed through the wall and passed through each room, finally arriving at the headmistress's bedroom and stopping in front of the bed. Looking down at the bloated body and plump cheeks of the female dean, a trace of disgust appeared on the face of the dead soul. After being silent for a long time, he bowed slightly, stretched out his right index finger with the holy light, and gently touched the female dean's face. Between the eyebrows. As she slept in a daze, the headmistress felt that her body was getting lighter and lighter, so light that she even floated up, from the human world to the holy and unparalleled heaven. “Child, do you still know me?” In front of the white-gold door, the god, dressed in pure white sacrificial robes and holding a Bible in his arms, seemed to have been waiting here for a long time, smiling at the woman walking over on the clouds.
"Father Qi..." The headmistress's eyes widened: "What's going on?" “Crossing this door is heaven.” Father Qi pointed to the platinum door behind him and explained vaguely. The abbess trembled all over and said with great excitement: "Father Qi, are you here to take me to heaven?" Father Prayer: "It's true that I am your guide, but if you want to go to heaven, you still need a little missionary merit." The headmistress' trembling body suddenly stiffened, and she asked quietly: "What do I need to do?" "The most successful mission is undoubtedly to make others change their homes and fall into the arms of our Lord." Father Qi said: "There have been two pagans in the church recently. As long as you can successfully preach to them, you can ascend to heaven." The images of Uncle Jiu and Qin Yao flashed through the head of the female dean's mind, and she nodded heavily: "Yes, I understand, Father Qi. I will definitely do my best to bring them into the religion..." The next day. Early morning. The female abbess took the trouble to bring four beautiful nuns to the outside of Yizhuang. She said to a Maoshan Taoist priest who came to greet him: "We are from the Dagu Village Church. I am the dean of the church. If you have anything to do, please see Lin Jiulin." and his tall apprentice." The Taoist priest nodded, politely invited the women to the pavilion in the courtyard, and then went to report. After a while, Uncle Jiu brought Qin Yao to the pavilion and asked directly: "Is something wrong?" “Nothing happened...” the abbess responded. Uncle Jiu: “???” Why did you bring a group of disciples here so early if nothing happened? “Taoist Priest, although nothing happened, I came here because of an important matter.” “What’s going on?” Uncle Jiu looked curious. “I’m here to save you.” “What?” Uncle Jiu was confused.
It’s not that he looks down on the dean. In fact, when encountering danger, the dean can probably only hold back... “You are guilty, Taoist Priest.” The female dean said seriously. Uncle Jiu twitched the corner of his mouth and almost said: You are sick. "Master, the dean is preaching to you." Fortunately, Qin Yao had seen the original movie, otherwise he might have been overwhelmed by it at this moment. “Oh, preach, you scared me.” Uncle Jiu suddenly realized. The female dean did not expect that Qin Yao was actually a sensible person. She looked over and said seriously: "And you, you are also guilty." Qin Yao laughed dumbly: "What crime am I guilty of?" The female dean shook her head: "I should not tell you your sins, but you should confess them yourself. No matter what you have done, as long as your confession is sincere enough, the Almighty Lord can forgive you, and Take you on the right path.” Qin Yao had no professional training and couldn't help it. He laughed loudly: "Doesn't that mean you don't have to pay for doing bad things? In this case, doesn't the Lord protect the criminal?" “You must not be disrespectful to the Lord.” The abbess said solemnly: “Everything you say can be heard by the Lord.” "so smart?!" "Of course. The Lord can not only open up the heaven and the earth and create all things, but also can separate the oceans and change the fate of all living beings with a single thought in his heart... The Lord is omnipotent and omnipresent," the abbess said piously. "Are you sure that the Lord is omnipotent?" Qin Yao said. “Of course.” Qin Yao: "Well, let me ask you, can your Lord create a stone that he cannot lift?" "Of course...huh???" the female dean said subconsciously, and then suddenly paused. What the **** is this problem? Is there something obviously wrong with this issue? “Of course what?” Qin Yao asked. The headmistress was thinking crazily, but no matter what she thought, she felt she would fall into the other party's language trap. “Your question itself is problematic and I can’t answer it.” Qin Yao nodded and said, "Okay, I'll change him to another one... Can your master kill himself?" The female dean: “…” Can you be an individual? Qin Yao obviously wanted to stop being a human being, so he asked: "Is there a problem with this question? Otherwise, should I ask another question?" The headmistress was a little broken. Where did this man get so many weird questions? “Stop talking and listen to me.” Qin Yao spread his hands and said, "But you are preaching. If you can't answer my questions, how can you count it as preaching?"
The Abbess was speechless. "Okay, okay, both of you take a step back. Qin Yao, don't force the dean, and dean, don't talk about preaching. We have different paths and don't work together. There's nothing to say." Uncle Jiu waved his hand and shouted Said: "Little zombie, serve tea, I want to entertain guests." In the lobby, the little zombie carefully protected the tea set, moved his legs hard, walked over, and raised the tray in front of Qin Yao. For him, it’s not that he can’t walk, it’s just that walking is not as comfortable as jumping. Just like people jumping forward, it is definitely not as comfortable as walking. “Wow, so cute!” Just when Qin Yao took the tray, the four girls immediately surrounded the little zombie, with bursts of aunty smiles on their faces. The little zombies were frightened by their enthusiasm and stayed motionless. "What's your name?" “Are you really a zombie?” “Why aren’t you afraid of the sun?” … Qin Yao put down the tea set, pushed aside the girls, leaned over and picked up the little zombie, and said condescendingly: "Hey, nuns and ladies, please be a little more restrained, you will scare our children so much that their faces will turn pale." Four nuns: “…” If they weren't blind, this little zombie's face would have been white, right? Outside the pavilion. The disciples are fooling around. Inside the pavilion. The female dean looked at Uncle Jiu without blinking: "Taoist priest, you should really consider my words carefully. You have wisdom. Once you fall into the arms of the Lord, you will definitely go to heaven in the future." "Drink tea, drink tea..." Uncle Jiu didn't listen to what she said at all and pushed the hot tea in front of her. Seeing his attitude, the headmistress sighed slightly. Sure enough, going to heaven is not that easy. If you want to educate Master and Disciple Lin Jiu, you still have a long way to go! (End of this chapter)