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Chapter 165 - 165 Dying, I Woke Up Startled From a Dream, Realizing That I Was the Clown All Along!

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Chapter 165 - 165 Dying, I Woke Up Startled From a Dream, Realizing That I Was the Clown All Along!

165 Dying, I Woke Up Startled From a Dream, Realizing That I Was the Clown All Along!

“Aiyaya, six meters is big! It just doesn’t seem to be enough to fill my stomach! Ahaha!”

“Stop talking. The more you talk about it, the more scared I get. Damn, a six-meter-long python. I’ve learned something new!”

“Giant python my *ss, he probably just became a demon! Ahaha, he can be our snack!”

All of a sudden, the members of the Beast God Space burst out laughing.

Originally, they were still a little frightened by the hyena’s words.

However, when they saw Wang Mang’s size, their jaws dropped.

Especially when they saw the mission symbol above Wang Mang’s head, they couldn’t help but laugh.

At the same time, the others members of the Beast God Space heaved a sigh of relief.

Meanwhile, the members who had experienced how terrifying Wang Mang was looked at him in surprise, their hearts filled with doubts.

This wasn’t the target they knew! They still remembered the last time Wang Mang displayed his divine might and tortured them to death!

Could it be that the ferocious python from last time had really disappeared?

Was the Beast God Space really being kind and handing out benefits this time?

Thinking of this, most of the members shook their heads.

They knew that the Beast God Space wasn’t that merciful!

It was already good enough that it didn’t scam them!

Would they really be given benefits?

Was that even possible?

It was precisely because of this that all of a sudden, everyone from the Beast God Space was paying attention to Wang Mang.

At the same time, Wang Mang couldn’t help but laugh when he heard their words.

“Ahaha! I thought I was the only one drooling!”

Evidently, Wang Mang wasn’t angry in the slightest. The words of these fellows had truly amused him.

Especially what the hippopotamus said. It actually scared the other party so much that he nearly drooled?

Thinking of this, Wang Mang smiled sinisterly and said, “It seems that everyone was drooling.”

“However, am I too small for you to share?”

After hearing Wang Mang’s words, the members of the Beast God Space all laughed.

“You have some awareness! If it weren’t for the mission, I might have let you off.”

“It’s fine. Although you’re a little small, we can still taste you!”

Hearing this, Wang Mang immediately laughed wildly. “Yes, yes, yes! Although I’m a little small, it’s definitely enough to fill your teeth!”

As soon as he finished speaking, Wang Mang’s tiny body began to expand crazily.

Seeing this scene, the laughter from the members of the Beast God Space stopped.

Under the astonished and disbelieving gazes of these fellows, Wang Mang’s body returned to its original size in a short moment.

When they saw Wang Mang’s huge body that was almost seventy-five meters long, the members who were originally laughing and mocking him were all dumbfounded.

They stared blankly at Wang Mang, their eyes almost popping out of their sockets!

What happened to the little python? What happened to the six-meter-tall little python?

How did he become so big in just a short while?!

Gulp!

Gulp!

After regaining their senses.

The sound of swallowing could be heard.

Similarly, the noisy members of the Beast God Space became silent.

Moreover, what replaced the nosie were pairs of terrified eyes.

Seeing this scene, Wang Mang felt very comfortable. He felt an indescribable sense of satisfaction.

Was this what it felt like to be pretentious?

Oh my god! It was so satisfying to pretend!

‘Honestly.’

When he saw that these guys couldn’t laugh anymore, Wang Mang laughed instead.

Sigh! I wonder if I can get full marks for this showing-off?

Wang Mang smiled sinisterly when he saw the members of the Beast God Space. “How is it? Is this enough for you to eat now?”

Hearing Wang Mang’s words…

When they came back to their senses, they felt bitter.

A feeling of despair arose from the depths of his heart.

Many members who realized the truth almost fainted from shock.

At that moment, the members that were laughing and mocking Wang Mang earlier all felt like dying.

On the other hand, Hyena trembled in fear when he saw Wang Mang’s super huge body. “I knew that the Beast God Space would never give out benefits…”

Hearing this, Wang Mang couldn’t help but laugh sinisterly. “No, no, no! It’s a benefit! It’s just that this benefit is meant for me! Ahaha!”

After hearing Wang Mang’s words, the members of the Beast God Space fell into despair.

“Dying, I woke up startled from a dream, realizing that I was the clown all along…”

“I can’t stop laughing at the sky. It’s a long journey to the netherworld!”

“This is definitely enough to eat. We have so much to eat!”

“F*ck! I see. No wonder Hyena couldn’t complete the mission.”

“F*ck, no wonder this guy was smiling so happily. It turns out that he’s sure to win!”

“Oh my god! Benefits are benefits, but we’re the benefits for him instead!”

Hearing the desperate voices of these guys,

Wang Mang couldn’t help but laugh. “This king will send you all on your way!

“You are very honored to be able to use your lives to experience this king’s divine power!”

As soon as he finished speaking, Wang Mang opened his bloody mouth and spat out the Fallen Heart Flame.

In the next moment, the members of the Beast God Space were engulfed by Wang Mang’s flames before they could even dodge.

For a time, screams sounded nonstop.

These members were like headless flies, screaming and struggling.

However, as they struggled, they passed the flames on their bodies to the other members.

Therefore, in just a moment.

The black Fallen Black Flames burned like a raging fire.

Less than ten minutes later.

The screams disappeared completely, leaving only the black flames on the ground that were still burning.

This scene simply stunned Wang Mang!

Nearly a thousand members of the Beast God Space were all burned to death by him?

Not even their ashes were left.

Honestly.

This had simply exceeded Wang Mang’s expectations.

He had never expected the Fallen Black Flame to be so powerful!

They were burned to the point where not even a corpse was left!

He had earlier said that he wanted to have a good meal!

Thinking of this, Wang Mang couldn’t help but smile bitterly.

He had finally witnessed how terrifying his divine power was!

This was a fireball that would immediately end the battle!

Of course.

The only flaw was that he could not enjoy the spoils of war!

After all, there was nothing left for him to eat!

Just as Wang Mang was sighing, the system’s voice sounded.

[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully completed the mission!]

[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have received 10,000 evolution value!]

[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have obtained Intermediate Gacha x1!]

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