I Swear I Don't Have A Python In My Pool

Psychologist Su Yu found himself becoming a "ghost" in the Naruto world. An immortal, yet indestructible, Impure World Reincarnation that cannot fight, cannot be perceived, and even has no sense of taste. His only obsession is to truly come back alive. "Ding, strong emotional distortion detected, rescue mission initiated." 【Mission 1: Uchiha's Twilight】 Clue 1: Appease your best friend Uchiha Kagami and obtain the "Mangekyo of Trust". Clue 2: Stop Danzo's "root of genocide" plan. Clue 3: Give young Fugaku a psychology lesson called "Love and Peace." Mission 2: The Three Ninjas' Crossroads Challenge: Enlighten Orochimaru, who is obsessed with immortality, and make him understand the meaning of "living". Challenge: Cure Tsunade's hemophobia caused by the death of her lover and brother. Challenge: Tell the confused Jiraiya that there is more than one choice for the "Child of Prophecy". In order to get the reward of real taste, Su Yu began his journey of redemption through "mouth persuasion". He saved Kushina, but made Minato wary of him; he stopped Obito from turning evil, but made Rin develop feelings for him that went beyond friendship; he changed the tragedies of countless people, but found that Nagato's Reincarnation Technique might never be activated. He healed the entire ninja world, but was getting further and further away from his goal of "resurrection". When Black Zetsu regards him as his greatest enemy, and when the whole world is searching for the true identity of this "Eternal Sage". Su Yu sat on the Hokage Rock, looking at the ramen exchange voucher in his hand with distress. "I saved everyone, who will save me?"

In the first year, Princess Li Qian first met the "gentleman". The man was upright and fair. She sneered: "Hypocrite." In the third year, the battle for the heir to the throne was lost in one step. He closed his eyes and begged for death. The man was the only one who stepped forward and risked his life to protect him back to the capital. She sneered: "He is still a gentleman." In the fifth year, the coup d'état ascended the throne. The empress came to the court and offered the man high positions, generous salaries, noble ladies and beauties. She refused them all. She frowned slightly: "He is indeed a gentleman." In the tenth year, she woke up in the morning with soreness all over her body. She gritted her teeth and cursed the man beside her: "You are unworthy of being a gentleman!" ... ... "Three things can make the empire great again: swords, humble officials and Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism." He said to the empress.

[The village chief buried a jar of silver under the roots of a tree. 】 Su Wendi, who was about to starve to death, received a treasure hunt clue and felt like he was reborn. [The house you bought contains the treasure of Xuan Jing Si Bai Hu Tie Ren Tu. 】 After hesitating for a second, looking at the beautiful woman holding the sword on his neck, Su Wendi chose to hand over the treasure, but gained an opportunity. [Half of a divine weapon was buried under the ancient battlefield.] 】 Su Wendi went further and further in his pursuit of archaeology. [There is a fairy hidden in the source stone ore from the restricted area. 】 Su Wendi: Is this the wife God sent to me?

Lin Yu didn't understand why he had traveled here. When people travel through time, they either travel to a world of cultivating immortals and defeat all enemies with one sword. Or they can travel through time to a historical dynasty, change history, and gain power. At worst, he could travel back in time to several decades ago, use the information gap to make a fortune, and have countless harems. Who wears here?

When the game merges with reality, humans enter the era of job transfer. Monsters are rampant, various secret dungeons emerge one after another, and opportunities are hidden in risks. Only by constantly becoming stronger can you reach the top of the world. Muchen, who traveled through time, changed his job to become a hidden professional necromancer of all categories. His powerful ability allowed him to form an undead army. Others are still struggling to find teammates. Muchen: Undead army, charge! Looking at the dense skeleton army, not only the monsters, but even the big guys of humans are numb. Is it too late to hug their thighs now?

[Pokémon + Team Rocket's lifelong enemy + female protagonist Bamboo Orchid + Shiny Charizard + Finger Swing that can shake the magic skill] Traveling through the world of Pokémon, Jiang Fan, a psychologist, discovered that the Pokémon that were abandoned by humans and suffered the most mental damage were more likely to awaken forbidden powers. Healing the Shiny Charmander that was destroyed in the arena, it gained Ho-Oh's exclusive skill, Holy Fire, after evolving into Charizard. A little Snorlax that was abandoned because it ate too much. After being healed, it obtained the Lucky Stone, a breeding item of Arceus, and from then on it could use legendary skills with its finger skills. A monkey monster that was abandoned because it couldn't control its anger and beat its master. After evolving into the Abandoned Monkey, it obtained Regigigas's exclusive skill, Crush, and from then on it could defeat anyone with just one punch. A Haunter that had been forgotten on the seabed for hundreds of years, after being picked up and treated by him, eventually became a ghost-type overlord that plunged the entire area into darkness. ..... Many years later, Jiang Fan looked at the Pokémon that had grown up and suddenly felt a chill down his spine. "What the hell... am I a psychiatrist, or am I creating a monster?"

[Warning: Adult content 18+. Extreme Smut every 10 - 20 chapters]"What, I have received two SSS-Ranked skills? Tower, show me."[Skill Name: Divine Pervert Touch][Skill Name: 10,000 Ways of Pleasure Manual]---Kent was a handsome human male who, for some reason, couldn't get his d*ck to stand up, nor was he able to feel pleasure.He lived his entire life full of regret and hatred.Knowing his days wouldn't get any better as time passed by. He chose to become an adult movie director, where he got to see things up close and earn handsomely for his professionalism.(He couldn't get his dick up, so no weirdness on set...Lol)Then he was killed, and his soul was sucked into the realm of Hatred and Resentment.Everything changed for him from there on. He received a Celestial Grade Inheritance Tower, which granted him access to an Overpower Harem System.He also received a goodly body with a full 9 inches divine rod.But that wasn't for free...He was assigned a mission to kill the god of alchemy by the goddess of hatred and resentment.Of course, he must make the goddess his first harem member as the requirement for his first challenge.After a whole year of sex and pleasure, he got his wish. Then, he was sent to start his journey as a cultivator with a haram system and two SSS-Ranked skills.With Women waiting for his rescue and a goddess who grants his every wish, Kent began his journey with the divine rod that would be used to make women happy.A journey full of blood, pain, and Pleasure...

At the feast of the Gluttonous House’s auction, there was a little girl with an exceptional furnace constitution for offer at a sky-high price. Everyone wanted to lay their hands on her. Suddenly, the little girl in the golden cage opened her eyes, radiating a cold gaze. She was no longer cowardly.She was the gold medal assassin of the 21st century, transmigrating to become the good-for-nothing humiliation that everyone bullied, third miss Nalan Hexi of the genius doctor’s manor.Meridians completely crippled, no innate skill to cultivate? What is she afraid of? She is the exceptional miracle doctor, and these injuries were nothing in her eyes.Father doesn’t dote on her, mother doesn’t love her, everyone schemes against her? Humph, an alternate dimension in hand and an invincible spirit pet as well, she can destroy the small Nalan Manor with a flip of her hand!Ugly complexion, malnourished and sickly in appearance, no one wants her? She recovered her unparalleled looks with the blink of an eye and gained a dozen good looking men as bodyguards!That overbearing man who’d been sticking to her since the auction. Who said I was destined to be yours? I am my own, no one can decide my future!A certain man: Then I am yours, will that do?

Su Yan travels through the fantasy world and achieves the quasi-Immortal Emperor position in only 10,000 years, becoming the first emperor of heaven and earth!Unexpectedly, darkness and turmoil are approaching, and the heavens are invaded by darkness. Su Yan resolutely embarked on the road to stop the darkness, and single-handedly attacked the four dark quasi-Immortal Emperors.It's a pity that Su Yan lost with one enemy and four losses, and Su Yan fell into a deep sleep.Flash forward millions of years.The darkness receded, and the creatures revived. Su Yan woke up from a deep sleep.Just when the consciousness was in chaos, a strange voice sounded in his mind.【Ding! Unnamed quasi-Immortal Emperor joins the chat**! 】

[Hokage + Shuangwen + destroy Danzo + kill the third generation + decisive killing + no harem] After traveling through time, he is still a young version of Sasuke, and the night of genocide is about to begin! A little panicked! what to do?【Ding! The strongest lottery system in the world has been successfully bound! 】【Ding! Get the pinnacle two-pillar template! 】 …On the night of the genocide, Sasuke used his perfect Susano to crush the Shimura clan into dregs with his backhand!

I thought I was a Kryptonian, but I didn't expect that I was actually a magician!Kerry, wearing a Superman costume, received an envelope with an "H" badge. From that day on, Hogwarts would never be peaceful again.Because the noble Kryptonian bloodline comes with 90% magic immunity and 99% physical immunity...Dear Mr. Kerry, please allow me to crown you king!Show more

The genius cultivator Lin Xuanzhi didn’t let down the world in his past life, yet he only betrayed a single Yan Tianhen.It was only when he had been backstabbed and killed by his closest friends, teacher and fellow disciples that he knew what kind of unforgivable crimes he had committed.After he gained the huge opportunity for rebirth, the Lin Xuanzhi who had climbed back up from hell swore to cherish the person that he had betrayed in his past life.