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Chapter 123 - 123 Chance Encounter With Perverts! You Want to Capture Wang Mang to Perform a Sick Stunt!

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Chapter 123 - 123 Chance Encounter With Perverts! You Want to Capture Wang Mang to Perform a Sick Stunt!

123 Chance Encounter With Perverts! You Want to Capture Wang Mang to Perform a Sick Stunt!

At this moment, behind the bushes.

Xiao Su, who had a happy expression on her face, lifted her skirt after she was done.

After standing up, she looked around guiltily.

Then, Xiao Su inadvertently saw Brother Pingtou and Wang Mang.

“Ah! There’s a snake!”

Xiao Su was so frightened that her face turned pale. She hurriedly ran out of the forest in a panic.

She had seen snakes countless times before.

What was even more unexpected was that there was a snake watching her from behind when she was peeing.

Only after the beauty left his sight did Wang Mang come back to his senses.

Did I see something I shouldn’t have?

After coming back to his senses, Wang Mang’s snake-like eyes widened in shock!

Wang Mang didn’t know what he was looking at.

Oh, no, he didn’t see anything!

Thinking of this, Wang Mang was a little speechless.

He did not expect to see a beauty as soon as he came out to have fun.

Although he had turned into a python, Wang Mang would still be very happy.

This was because these circumstances just proved that he had been lucky with women recently!

Thinking of this, Wang Mang was in a pretty good mood. He moved his body and rushed towards the shore of the reservoir.

However, what made Wang Mang even more speechless was…

This puzzled little thing actually moved closer to where the beauty was squatting.

After sniffing for a while, the little thing hurriedly followed behind Wang Mang.

Just as Wang Mang was about to reach the shore of Huanshan Reservoir…

He saw another man and woman searching the jungle for something.

The girl was dressed very sexily and was wearing heavy makeup.

The man’s body was a little thin, as if he had been squeezed dry.

At this moment, the girl in high heels could not help but complain, “Are you kidding me? Why would there be snakes here?!”

Hearing this, the man said helplessly, “There must be some around here. It’s not easy to buy them either!

“Besides, it’s so expensive to buy a non-venomous snake. Are you willing to give up on finding one?”

“It’s fine. We’ll find one after searching for a while.”

“Who knew that the bosses nowadays are so abnormal? They actually want to watch a snake crawl into my hole!”

“Moreover, it has to be thick enough. At the very least, it has to be as thick as a fist.”

The girl with heavy makeup couldn’t help but curse, “These people are simply perverts!”

“Last time, you asked me to stuff a bottle in there. This time, you actually asked me to let a snake drill my hole!”

The young boy could not help but comfort her. “Alright, alright. Bear with it for the sake of money!”

“If it weren’t for the money, who would be willing to serve these perverted bosses?!”

“These bosses don’t like to watch dramas anymore. It’s difficult to get money unless we come up with some new tricks.”

Upon hearing this, the girl with heavy makeup became even angrier. “Are you a man?! If you had the ability, would I have to sell myself so cheaply?”

The man’s heart sank. He thought to himself, “If I didn’t need a slut like you to help me earn money, I would have dumped you long ago.”

Of course, that was what the man thought, but his tone was gentle. “Don’t worry, I’ll marry you in the future. I don’t care about those things at all.”

“After we finish performing these snake stunts, we’ll probably be able to gather enough money for a house. At that time, I’ll definitely marry you in full glory.”

As he spoke, the man inadvertently saw Wang Mang, and his eyes lit up.

“I got it! I got it! It’s a python!”

As he spoke, the young man hurriedly ran toward Wang Mang.

After observing Wang Mang for a while, he said excitedly, “You’re the one!”

As he finished speaking, the man took out his calico snake bag and prepared to attack Wang Mang.

At the same time, after listening in for so long, Wang Mang naturally overheard their conversation.

When Wang Mang found out that the two of them were actually sexual performers, he was speechless.

However, when he saw that this man was actually coming towards him, Wang Mang was even more furious!

Damn it!

You want me to work with you and perform these sick stunts?

F*ck! F*ck you!

How the f*ck dare you?

Do you know how big I am?

Wang Mang was furious!

He never thought that this bastard would dare to have such thoughts about him!

Moreover, they wanted to use him to do something so indescribable.

Of course, although Wang Mang was furious,

However, the man suddenly didn’t realize that anything was wrong!

He sized up Wang Mang excitedly. The more he looked at him, the happier he became.

In his heart, he had already regarded Wang Mang as the male lead of his live stream tonight!

That was because Wang Mang’s size was just enough to satisfy those perverted bosses’ hobbies!

Similarly, her girlfriend could still handle it!

Just as he was about to reach out to grab him, Brother Pingtou roared and rushed up.

Seeing Brother Pingtou rush up, the young man immediately panicked.

Previously, his attention had been on Wang Mang. He did not expect Wang Mang to have a little brother beside him.

“Get out of my way!”

The man cursed and quickly retreated, kicking Brother Pingtou away.

However, this kick immediately angered Brother Pingtou.

Then, Brother Pingtou started to chase after him and bite him like a madman.

For a moment, the man screamed and fled in a sorry state.

Seeing this scene, Wang Mang nodded in satisfaction.

This little brother was not bad.

Now, there was no need for him to do anything.

His lackeys had taken care of this guy.

Wang Mang didn’t want to kill anyone in broad daylight!

Otherwise, it would be a piece of cake for Wang Mang to kill this guy.

With a mouthful of corrosive poison, this man would scream before turning into a pool of pus and blood!

Without the harassment of this perverted couple, Wang Mang finally arrived at the shore of the reservoir.

At this moment, there was a sea of people at the reservoir!

Therefore, Wang Mang hid in the bushes and quietly sized up the people gathering at the shore.

At this moment, a group of energetic young men in suits and leather shoes attracted Wang Mang’s attention.

On the shore not far away.

There were more than ten young men dressed in flashy clothes. They were quite impressive.

Among them, a slightly handsome young man was shouting into the live streaming camera on his phone.

“Brothers, in order to prove that there are no water monsters today, I’ll go down and personally swim later!”

“What? Water monsters? This talk of giant pythons is all bullsh*t! Everyone, watch with your own eyes later! I’ll definitely be fine after swimming around in the reservoir!”

“Come on, bros, show me a love with some little gifts and live a long and prosperous life!”

“Oh my god! Thank you, Old Tie, for your Cloud Piercing Arrow. Old Tie is a great man…”

“Brothers, give me more! Once the gifts are worth more than a million yuan, I’ll go down to the reservoir immediately and swim around. I mean what I say!”

At this moment, many people who came to visit or fish couldn’t help but laugh.

“Young man, if you dare to go into the water and swim 100 meters offshore, I’ll give you 20,000 yuan!”

“Haha! Young man, I’ll give you 20,000 yuan too! As long as you dare to swim in the water and come back!”

Upon hearing this, the young man’s eyes immediately lit up. “Brothers, are you really going to do what you say?”

“Of course. I fish every day and live in a villa with a Land Rover. Naturally, I’m not short of money!”

“Young man, as long as you’re not afraid of death and dare to go down there, I’ll give you 20,000 yuan once you swim back!”

“Me too! Haha! Count me in!”

For a moment, many middle-aged men who were fishing laughed and mocked.

However, the energetic young man immediately said, “My friends in the live stream heard it themselves! I’ll go into the water now! Watch carefully! Don’t go back on your words later!”

After saying that, the young man really started to take off his clothes!

Seeing this scene, Wang Mang was simply speechless.

He had seen people courting death before, but he had never seen anyone so suicidal!

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