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I really don't want to be chopped by a hatchet again

I really don't want to be chopped by a hatchet again

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Chapter 45: Page 45

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Chapter 45: Page 45

"Open the door quickly, open the door for me quickly..." The insults that followed were even more harsh and offensive. The young man in her arms was trembling more and more violently, but Hanyu Reizuki was still repeating the same action, patting his back gently and whispering comforting words that only siblings could hear, slowly alleviating her brother's anxiety. She seemed unaware of the noise outside. But her other hand was tightly holding a bag, and the things inside were what Tada Kiyohime had left for her. "Tada-kun..." I murmured softly in my heart, recalling the handsome face of the young man, and his cold eyes that looked at me with kindness. Suddenly, an inexplicable emotion swept through my body. I didn't know how to describe it, but it warmed my whole body.

Chapter 46: Yuu's Status Gradually Declines

Night falls, the stars shine In the living room of the Tada family, a new yuri TV series is playing "This TV show is really interesting, don't you think, Tada-kun~" Lying on the sofa, Gui Yanxinmei was wearing a blue jumpsuit. Under her slender neck, her breasts were as white as jade. It was obvious that she had just taken a shower. "Here it comes, Miss Gui Yan, don't be impatient. It takes time to open the packaging bag." Qingyou, who was sitting next to her, replied helplessly as he picked up a potato chip from the snacks he had opened and handed it to the girl's lips. "Also, we've already had dinner, can't we have a few snacks?" Gui Yan Xinmei snorted softly. "No matter what, it's Tadoda-kun's fault for lying to me. This is the necessary punishment. If you don't feed him four bags of potato chips yourself, you won't be able to sleep tonight." The small and delicate cherry lips bit down the potato chips handed over by the boy, and the next moment, a crisp "crunch" sound came out from the lips. Qingyou felt greedy after hearing this and he also wanted to eat it. But when he thought of the other party's extremely protective nature, he had to forcefully suppress the gluttony that had just emerged in his heart. Damn it, I worked so hard to buy these snacks, but in the end, not only did they all go into Gui Yan Xinmei's mouth, but I couldn't even eat a single piece. Isn't this too miserable? A sigh of sadness from the heart [Come on, it's all the host's own fault. I've lived for dozens of lifetimes, but I was tricked by a young girl who's only twenty years old. It's really embarrassing.] The system mocked him with a gloating look. "you shut up!!" Qingyou was angry. "Including this life, I've been reborn 25 times in total. Except for the first life, I only lived for more than 2 years in each life. In order to avoid being chopped, I basically ran around the world in each life to avoid fate. How could I have the time to study scheming?" [Well, so what has the host learned after spending dozens of lives? You will still get chopped when you need to. There is no point in going abroad.]

The system laughed In a word, I have lived for so long in vain. It is foolish to be clever in the face of a predetermined outcome. Qingyou's face darkened. How could he not hear the mockery in the hanging system? I immediately cut off the mental connection and didn't want to pay any attention to this thing that was always causing trouble. So irritating "Grass!!" He couldn't help cursing out loud. "Tada-kun?" A surprised voice sounded Qingyou came back to his senses and saw Gui Yanxinmei looking at him with a puzzled look. "What were you... talking about?" ——Tsk, how could I have said that? What a mistake. Qingyou cursed himself for being careless and unsteady, and lied immediately. "Nothing, I just think the grass-flavored potato chips are pretty good." Don't blush or feel nervous. Don't show any panic. "It's pretty good." Hearing the boy's answer, Gui Yan nodded slightly without any doubt. Seeing that she looked normal, Qingyou's tense body gradually relaxed. Fortunately, he didn't pursue the matter further. If this woman knew that what he just said was a swear word, she would probably pester him again. He lowered his head and was about to continue feeding Gui Yanxinmei potato chips when the girl's voice came. "Oh, by the way, I suddenly remembered a very coincidental thing." With her fingers on her chin, her eyes suddenly lit up. "Hmm?" Qingyou raised his eyes and looked over in confusion. Before he could say anything, Gui Yan Xinmei threw herself into his arms without any warning, which scared Qingyou who was not prepared at all. "Miss Guiyan, what do you mean..." When a stunning beauty threw herself into his arms, he did not feel happy at all, but only felt a headache. This lazy fellow is going to do something weird again. Gui Yan Xinmei did not respond, but rubbed her furry head back and forth in the boy's arms, and then said in a muffled voice, "Tada-kun also smells like grass." Qingyou: “….” Just this reason??? He was speechless, "Miss Gui Yan, could you please not..." The voice stopped abruptly, and the girl's next action made him stiffen all over.

"Tada-kun, why is the scent on your body stronger than on your clothes?" The hot breath sprayed on Qingyou's neck, and the puzzled whisper reached her ears. The soft breasts pressed against his chest, the faint scent of roses lingered in his nose, but it was quiet and did not cause any ripples. He reached out and grasped the girl's shoulders, pulling her out of his arms, and said in a very serious tone, "Because I just took a shower." "besides." Looking at Gui Yanxin's beautiful face, he seemed to have discovered something and added, "Be careful when eating potato chips, the crumbs will stick to your face." "Eh?" The girl exclaimed, obviously not expecting this. The slender hand then climbed up to his cheek, searching aimlessly for the potato chip residue in the boy's mouth. But no matter how hard I searched, I couldn't find it. After a while, Qingyou couldn't bear it any longer. ——How stupid! It’s right next to your lips. Muttering to himself, he reached out and gently wiped away the debris from the corner of the girl's lips. His sudden action stunned Gui Yanxinmei. She clearly felt the other person's slender fingers touching her skin. It was a little warm, but also a little itchy, like a feather scratching her heart. "It's stuck here, how can we not find it, Miss Guiyan." The voice was still so clear and cold, as pleasant as flowing spring water. Suddenly, the indescribable emotion from before spread from my chest again. Out of control, my face feels hot. "It's getting late, we should go back to our room and rest." She stood up in a panic, with an unnatural look on her delicate face. This uncontrollable emotion made her want to escape as soon as possible. Qingyou didn't notice the girl's reaction. He was only concerned about one thing: "Are we going back to sleep now? What about these remaining potato chips?" "Leave the untouched ones for tomorrow." The implication is that he can eat the ones that have been opened!! The corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise, and Qingyou's heart was filled with joy. When he raised his head and wanted to say some polite words of thanks, the girl had already turned around and said in a cold voice, "Good night." After saying this, Gui Yanxin walked towards the bedroom with beautiful lotus steps. Her back was slim and her blue skirt crossed over her knees, revealing only her white and slender calves. Looking at her back, Qingyou fell into silent contemplation. ——This lazy guy....Why is he so kind today? It's a bit weird

But after thinking about it for a while, he just put it out of his mind. "Forget it, ignore her and eat snacks first." Qingyou couldn't wait to pick up a piece of potato chip and put it in his mouth, feeling the unique taste of the snack in his mouth. He squinted his eyes, leaned back on the sofa, and was completely intoxicated. After three weeks, the taste of these potato chips has not changed at all Still delicious as always It's really....awesome!!! ***** *****

Chapter 47: Yuu gets used to it It's midnight It was late at night, the pitch-black night was silent and eerie. Apart from the faint moonlight, it seemed as if it was almost swallowed by the darkness. Gui Yanxin curled up on the bed, the moonlight refracted through the window, illuminating her pale face. Her eyebrows were tightly furrowed, and even in her sleep, she still could not get any peace. ... "From today on, you will live here and are not allowed to come out without my permission!" The man spoke to her with disgust, and the look in his eyes was as if he was looking at a dirty rat in the sewer. She was thrown heavily into a small dark house, as if staying there for one more second would be disgusting. The iron door was closed tightly, eliminating any possibility of escape. Cold, damp, small, and quiet In the dim environment, she curled up herself, trying to seek the final sense of security from herself. ... That year, winter The snow was falling for thousands of miles, as if the whole world was covered with white snow without a single speck of color, and was surrounded by the cold east. There were several holes of different sizes on the roof, and cold wind kept blowing in from outside. Thin clothes could not prevent the invasion of cold. He leaned against the wall shivering, digging the soil from the ground with his bloodless hands and covering his body with it, just to keep out the biting cold. Just a little bit, even if it's just a little bit... ... The structure of this small house is not stable, and there are several holes in the walls. It had rained heavily a few days ago, and the uneven dirt ground is full of puddles of varying depths. She was soaking wet and just sat there blankly, chewing a dead mouse with her extremely pale lips.

Her eyes were dull and empty, and her skinny face remained motionless from beginning to end, like a walking corpse whose soul had become numb. ... In the New Year, every house is brightly lit, and colorful fireworks sparkle and bloom in the night sky like beautiful crystal stones. In the cold and small shabby house, she curled herself up into a ball, using the weeds and soil piled around her to protect herself from the cold wind. There was a small hole on the wall not far away, which contained the corpses of several cockroaches and mice, as well as half a moldy sausage. These were the foods she secretly hid for the New Year.

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