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Hogwarts: I'm Really Not The Dark Lord

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Chapter 91: Disgusting Me? Then You Have To Be Prepared To Be Beaten To Death With A Stick

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Chapter 91: Disgusting Me? Then You Have To Be Prepared To Be Beaten To Death With A Stick

"I will not give my enemies any chance to come back. If I leak your information and offer a sky-high bounty, how many hyenas do you think will hunt you down for those Galleons? " "But this time, I don't want many things. I only want one thing." Hearing what Artorius said, there's no need to grind to calm down a bit in the later stage. If Artorius really wanted to threaten Voldemort with something precious just now, Voldemort would turn his face without hesitation! As the Dark Lord, Voldemort has been threatened by Artorius again and again, if it is acceptable, then Voldemort should not be called Voldemort, he should be called Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! "what would you like!" "I want Quirrell to give me extra points. I want Quirrell to give me extra points in Defense Against the Dark Arts class and I ask for at least ten "thirteen" points in a short time!" Voldemort didn't expect Artorius' request to be this one, but then Voldemort immediately said to Artorius: "The professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts does have the authority to add points, but Defense Against the Dark Arts also has the authority to add points to each class. It's only 20 points, and because of the reason for giving you extra points before, other professors have reminded me cryptically "Anyway, the plus point is that what does Quirrell have to do with you, Voldemort? You don't expect you to be able to continue attending classes at Hogwarts next year, right? How many points can a professor add." "After finishing one vote, you can retreat directly." Voldemort: ".

"I haven't got the Philosopher's Stone yet, and I still need the title of Professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts. "If you can't even agree to this one condition, then I don't think there is any need for us to continue talking. Is this condition too much?" "You drive me down from the position of professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts again, don't you think it's not too much? I still need this professor's title to cover up my identity. There was a hint of sarcasm at the corner of Artorius' mouth, to cover up his identity? Doesn't Dumbledore know who you are? I just pretended not to know, I really thought I could fool someone, accept! A sneer flashed in Artorius' eyes, and in the end Artorius didn't continue to ask the other party to give him extra points. "Since you can't do it if you add points to me, then deduct points from me, severely deduct points from Gryffindor, and severely deduct points from colleges other than Slytherin. I think there is no upper limit for deducting points, right? One class Is it okay to deduct one hundred and eighty points from other colleges?" Voldemort: "..." Quirrell: ". "As a prefect of Slytherin, isn't it natural to strive for honor for Slytherin?" Seeing the strange expressions on the faces of Voldemort and Quirrell, Artorius said lightly. "I will add 20 points to you for each class, deduct 50 points for Gryffindor, and 20 points for Hufflepuff or pull Wen Keluo, this is the best I can do." "Then let me be like this!" Artorius gave the unicorn blood to Voldemort. Voldemort directly drank this type of unicorn blood without any hesitation, but at the next moment, "Artorius' eyes flashed a conspiratorial smile. This time Voldemort with unicorn blood did feel his vitality increase, but the next moment Voldemort was poisoned! "you!" Voldemort was startled and angry, this poison was very overbearing, just for a moment Voldemort felt like his internal organs were on fire.

Voldemort immediately took a cow dung stone from Quirrell's drawer. After eating the piece of cow dung directly, Voldemort looked at Artorius with gloomy eyes. "It's really a terrifying gaze, but this is just a warning. If you disgust me, then you have to be prepared to be beaten to death by me with a stick." In Qingdao Artorius' words, Voldemort's face was ugly. Huluopingyang was bullied by dogs, Voldemort has been threatened by Artorius ever since Voldemort's identity was known by Artorius, this time Voldemort could not bear it anymore, if it wasn't for the Sorcerer's Stone, Voldemort would have used Avada Kedavra The curse killed Artorius, even if it is death, Artorius must be killed. The bezoar under Voldemort only delayed the onset of toxicity, and Voldemort said to Artorius with a gloomy face: "Give me the antidote... Artorius had a half-smile in his eyes, Artorius ignored Voldemort's request and gave Voldemort the antidote? hehe! "Even if you poison me now, it's Quirrell, I won't die, once I come back, do you think you can still threaten me like this? "Don't worry, this poison won't kill you, it will only weaken your vitality continuously, and there is very little left for the unicorn's blood to exert its own effect." Voldemort: "..." "This is the price you pay for disgusting me. The next time you do this kind of thing, it's best not to let me know otherwise..." Artorius turned and left Quirrell's office confidently. The hand holding the wand trembled slightly, and Voldemort couldn't help but want to cast Avada Kedavra on Artorius. But eventually Artorius left Quirrell's office, and Voldemort didn't cast the Avada Kedavra on Artorius. After leaving Quirrell's office, Artorius took out a white spider from his pocket, and this white spider was naturally a spider. "Why not just kill that guy?" "It's not difficult to kill that guy, but the hard part is to kill him completely. The other party has created several horcruxes. As long as they don't destroy all of these horcruxes, Voldemort won't really die." "What is a Horcrux?" "It's like your split parallel consciousness." "I see! Forget it, I don't care about these things, I will protect you anyway." "Speaking of which, Xiaobai, you have already evolved into the Reaper's Scythe, so it shouldn't be a problem to evolve to a higher level, right? After you evolve into a god, I will take care of you. "Get out, you bastard still wants to eat my soft food, you are shameless, you don't even let a spider go, you bastard is really shameless." "Who told Xiaobai that you are beautiful after you evolve into an adult, so I can't help but have no choice, right?" "Damn it, you, the hero who traveled through the harem, are really despicable."

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