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Chapter 270: Han Chan, you really failed (second update)

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Chapter 270: Han Chan, you really failed (second update)

The woman's face was covered with a veil, her appearance could not be seen clearly, and her hoarse voice came out, "You really failed." An inexplicable remark made Jiang Bai frown. "What failed?" Bianhua answered calmly, "Hanchan, you once promised to die, but you are still alive now. What is this if not failure?" Jiang Bai frowned even more. He guessed that Bianhua would show up, and he also guessed that Bianhua's mental state was probably not good, but he didn't guess that the other party would let him die as soon as he opened his mouth. Moreover, listening to Bianhua’s tone, do you deserve to die? However, Jiang Bai realized that the other party was talking about Han Chan, not Jiang Bai.

Jiang Bai said in a deep voice, "I am Jiang Bai. I may have lost my memory. In my memory, I was sealed for 1,200 years and only woke up less than a month ago." Hearing this, Bianhua sneered, "Amnesia, fake death, mirror ghost... Hanchan, how many people have you deceived? Or, as rumored, do you really want to become a god through deception?" "I believed you once. Before you died, you asked me to continue the Mirror Project, saying it was the only hope. In order to restart it, I even killed the person I loved most with my own hands... What happened? I was trapped in this hellish place for a thousand years. , but you faked your death to escape and made trouble outside..." Bianhua said coldly, "Now that things have happened, do you still expect me to believe you?" The more the other party talked, the more confused Jiang Bai became. Even if I woke up from the fourth mysterious tide, why did the fifth mysterious tide start all over again? There was nothing in the recording pen, and the seal was in exactly the same condition as it was at that time. Even the director was convinced that Jiang Bai had been sealed for twelve hundred years. Everything in reality tells Jiang Bai that he has never woken up. But there is always the shadow of Han Chan behind the people and things Jiang Bai encounters. An SSS-level wanted criminal, the Puppet Master, can be explained as the impersonation of his teacher. Han Cicada, in fact, is easy to explain. Lao Ma can definitely train the fourth generation of Han Cicada and pass on this name. Even the missing first-generation Higurashi is suspected. But only when facing Bianhua, Jiang Bai discovered that this powerful man who was once above the dragon level was extremely sure that he was the culprit! If possible, he would like to have a serious chat with the other party. There must be some misunderstanding here. Unfortunately, time is limited and Higanbana’s attitude is very tough. If it weren't for the three-sublimated [geographical advantage] that could withstand Bianhua's offensive, Jiang Bai would have died long ago! And when the time to strengthen the destiny comes, Jiang Bai will definitely die!

He must ask for more useful information in this short window of time. "You can't believe me and I can't believe you." Jiang Bai bluntly pointed out the dilemma of the two people and also gave a solution. "Nothing I can do can make you trust me, but you can try to make me trust you first." "Oh, is it so?" Bianhua sneered, "Even if you believe me, what can you change?" "If I really promised you something, I will definitely do it. If you think I haven't done it, either I have already done it or the time has not come yet." Jiang Bai said bluntly, "3 minutes, 3 minutes later, I will leave here no matter what." After a few seconds of silence, Bianhua asked a question, "If you believe me, can you die? Saving all mankind, missions, mirror plans... are not important anymore, everything I care about is over..." "Now, I just want you to die, Han Chan." Bianhua said the last sentence very calmly, but murderous intent filled the whole world. Letting Jiang Bai die was her greatest wish. Jiang Bai said in a deep voice, "If you have my full trust, I can do anything I deem necessary." "Hahaha--" Bianhua seemed to have heard a big joke, her tone was full of ridicule, "Hanchan! You are a lunatic! You doubt everything in the world. You have never truly believed in anyone. No matter the mission or your comrades, they are all pawns you use!" "Trust? Do you really know how to write these two words? And how do you treat my trust?!" Listening to the other party starting to hysterically accuse him of things he had never done, Jiang Bai felt a headache. It was clearly the most important moment, but they were quarreling here! Jiang Bai has no impression of what Bianhua complained about, but I have to say that it does sound like something Jiang Bai can do. What the hell is this! "Fuck, shut up!" Jiang Bai roared with anger in his eyes, "Two minutes left! Higanbana, if you have really performed the same mission as me, tell me the mission number and name!" "I've seen everyone's files! Every word is imprinted in my mind!"

I don’t know why, but what was supposed to be a duel between the two powers, where Mars collided with the Earth, turned into a mutual spat at this moment. "Name? Is it really necessary to throw away something like this?" With that said, Bianhua raised two fingers towards Jiang Bai. Two middle fingers. 002. Are you really a member of Project Cicada... The other party refused to give his name, so Jiang Bai could only make another request. "I want to see your face." "Hanchan, the mission file we got does not have photos..." Bianhua suddenly seemed to understand something, and murmured absently, "The file you got has photos!" "The rumors are true... the cicada is really with you!" As she spoke, she raised her hand, hooked her little finger, and the veil fell off, revealing a face that Jiang Bai had never imagined before. "Is this... the face of the faceless ghost?" The temperament of the red spider lily is very outstanding. Even with a veil, she can be considered a beauty based on her temperament. But unfortunately, she has no face. Under the veil, everything is blurry, her facial features are blurry, everything is blurry... The red spider lily said coldly, "This is the price of being in charge of the mirror flower." For the second phase of the mirror plan [Restart], she abandoned everything. Family, identity, status... even her face. But fate played the biggest joke on her, allowing her to survive, and appear in the world a thousand years later, meeting the culprit who harmed her like this! "Without a face, I can't confirm your identity." Jiang Bai made the next request, "Tell me something that only the mission executor knows. I only have memories from 1,200 years ago." After making the request, Jiang Bai did not forget to add, "Don't mention fake shoes." Bianhua was surprised, "You still wear fake shoes?"

Jiang Bai:...... Damn it, I shouldn't have said too much! "Jiang Bai." This was the first time that Bianhua read Jiang Bai's name. On that blurred face, she actually forced out a mocking smile, "In the mission file, your gender column is filled in..." "Armed helicopter."

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