Dysfunctional - An Assassin's Guide to Reincarnating in Another World

Introduction: [KanColle + Farming + Daily Life] Welcome to Azur Lane, the world above the blue sea. Across the strait and through the forest, the Azure Port was rebuilt here. Through the battlefield of iron and fire, where smoke filled the air, sirens lingered, and banners fluttered; Flowing through the Garden of Eden where flowers and honey flow, the diamond on the ring finger refracts light. The commander pursues his dream, the shipgirl follows the dawn, above the blue sea, white eagles circle, and fighter planes soar; Looking back suddenly, I am filled with laughter and melodious songs.

“Men’s Virtues, Men’s Virtues, Very Good!” Qu Zhaojiā was forcibly bound to the “Save the s*umbag System” and transformed into various types of top-tier s*umbags. What could he do? Of course, he had to turn over a new leaf and become a better person! 1. The pretty boy who swapped brides at his own wedding. 2. The ungrateful educated youth in a historical setting. 3. The deadbeat father who sold his stepdaughter for booze money. 4. The CEO dad in a “real vs. fake heiress” drama. 5. The hedonistic young prince who redeems himself after a forced marriage. 6. The “prince” of a family that sacrifices everything for his younger brother. 7. The “central heating” senior disciple in a xianxia novel. 8. The famous demon hunter who gained notoriety by deceiving a female demon’s heart.

I am a university student. I got lost, and everyone here calls me “Young Master Ji” and advises me to mourn and accept fate. Before I could even react, the county magistrate's daughter—just selected into an immortal sect—came to break off our engagement. Hah, what an interesting start. I began to understand this strange world and saw that beneath the flourishing immortal cultivation and the rising dynasty lay thousands of miles of corpses and a people in misery. These cultivators feast on the fat of the land, drain the world’s spiritual veins dry with their alchemy and cultivation, and in the end, ascend to the heavens with loud laughter—how are they any different from corrupt officials who embezzle funds and flee abroad? At first, I truly didn’t intend to get involved in this conflict; I just quietly did what little I could. But when Ji You stood atop the mountain peaks and watched the immortal path collapse beneath the boundless sky, he felt truly innocent.

The original title of the book is "Obtaining the Yin-Yang Hehuan Inheritance, My Sister-in-law Said It's Too Strong, She Can't Stand It" Wang Changfeng was originally a happy fool in Dongliu Village. He accidentally obtained the Yin-Yang Hehuan inheritance, which not only cured his stupidity, but also gave him superb medical skills. But the inheritance required him to have a girlfriend within an hour, otherwise he would explode and die! In a hurry, Wang Changfeng hurried to the massage room in the county. He thought he would be out of danger soon, but unexpectedly, the one who received him was the wife of the eldest brother in the village, and his eldest brother had been imprisoned for committing a crime three years ago...

[Time Travel] + [Magic] + [Swordsmanship] + [Fairy Tail] + [Pirates] + [Fan Fiction] A green algae head fell from the sky and smashed through the roof of the Fairy Tail Guild, and an unprecedented chaotic comedy began.

Thirty years old—that was the age people often referred to as the time to stand tall and firm.At this age, some were splendid and dazzling, intoxicated in a world of wealth, while others were desolate and dim, confined to rope beds and clay stoves.Lin Mo belonged to the latter. At thirty, he was still a porter, toiling away to earn a living.His daughter was bullied by a male classmate at school—simply because his family was well-off, the school chose to turn a blind eye. His wife, already pregnant, was secretly working at a supermarket to supplement the household income without his knowledge.As he lay awake looking at his wife by his side and his daughter sleeping soundly in the little bed, Lin Mo felt so aggrieved he shed tears. Despite working hard every day until his back could no longer straighten, he still couldn't change the dire state of their lives.However, it was at this time that the Daily Intelligence System suddenly awoke.[Daily Intelligence has been updated][1. Neighbor Wang Youcai secretly used his retirement funds to tip 10,000 yuan to a beauty in a live stream under the nickname Black Chicken.][2. The police will perform a surprise inspection at the Red Romance Foot Bath at 12 o'clock tonight.][3. Victory Bird will launch a ground assault against Hass in three days.][4. The pet dog from 1402, Unit 1, Building 5 of Earth Garden Community is missing, and its owner Li Xiaoru is offering a 10,000 yuan reward for its return.][5. The pet dog belonging to Li Xiaoru that went missing is trapped in a sewage drain on Development Road.][6…]Initially, Lin Mo just wanted to use this system to make a bit of extra cash to alleviate his stifling life.

“Compared to our time, the current generation just aren’t as reliable” they said, “Still, isn’t he the son of the Hero?” How annoying.It’s been over ten years since the battle between mankind and the demons ended. The children of the heroes who saved the world are all grown up.One of them, Earth, was a talented man, and everyone expected him to succeed his father as a warrior and defend his country, but Earth was always wary of his father’s title.One day, Earth is shocked to find his father’s sword, which was used to overthrow the Demon King, sealed in his family’s mansion.Because trapped within was the ghost of the Great Demon King who was unable to pass on and continued to roam the world.For some reason, only he could see the spirit of the Demon King, and the Demon King possessed him through the sword.Every day, forced to coexist with the spirit of the Demon King, they live a strange shared life, when the Demon King whispers to Earth on a whim.“I have a grudge against your father. If you want to get back at your father and the world, I’ll train you. I’m free.”Earth receives special personal guidance from the Demon King just to get back at his parents and the world.Then, in the coming days. The hero’s parents, the heroes of the past, the first love, the princess childhood friend, the geniuses of the era, and the world will tremble.

JoJo?No, this is Dio!After crossing, the protagonist is examining his new identity aggressively— Dio Brando, a British and Chinese mixed-race coach ratio!But wait a minute…This is the Marvel Universe? How long will it take for Thanos to reach the battlefield?By the way, I have a cheat!Star Platinum, The World, Crazy Diamond, Killer Queen, Gold Experience, King Crimson… All for me!Ding, hello new player, your first Stand has been drawn.Looking at the ‘Little Tomato’ who was smiling at him, as the only Stand User in the Marvel Universe, Dio was speechless, then lit a cigarette silently, looked up at the ceiling, exhales smoke, it’s just a mystery how life is so harsh!

Amamiya Hiroto is unlucky. His life consisted of misfortune after misfortune, culminating in an unlucky death during an incident on a school boat trip, trying to save a girl he barely knew. After death, he met a god of reincarnation who requested that the hundred or so dead passengers—one of them being the girl he tried in vain to save—be reincarnated into another world.Yet a series of unfortunate events forced Hiroto to reincarnate with even less luck than before, starting with nothing but a tremendous amount of Mana. His second life, far worse than his first, came to a cruel end.However, upon meeting the god a second time, he was informed that there would be yet another reincarnation—one that had already been set in motion and could not be stopped. Not wanting Hiroto to live long, the god cursed him before he was reborn in the hopes that he would either die quickly or commit suicide.Hiroto was reborn once more as a half-Vampire, half-Dark Elf. A Dhampir. Not wanting a fourth life, he is determined to live this third life with the only things remaining from his previous lives—death-attribute magic and his enormous Mana pool.

One day, a mysterious tower suddenly appeared in the city. The people decided to call it a dungeon, and while it was full of rugged terrain and dangerous monsters, it was also a land of opportunity, where countless treasures awaited. When Sejun, a young man living an ordinary life, is invited to the dungeon by chance, he is thrilled at the prospect of becoming rich, but he is stranded in a hidden area of the mysterious tower. All he has is a few seeds and his body. Now Sejun must farm, collect resources, and figure out his own survival strategy!

Subduing gods and devils, overturning the heavens and earth with the flick of a finger!The absolute godking awakened a thousand years later. With every sentence from him, the world would be shocked and he would suppress all supreme geniuses; with every step he takes, the weather would change as he tramples all vicious enemies through the world!This will be updated frequently, hoping readers would add this book to your libraries and seeking recommendation votes!

One day, 18-year-old high school student Lin Tian was accidentally bound to the producer system. As long as he bound a partner and trained him to become a super "idol", he would be rewarded.After meeting Gan Yanyu, a mentally abnormal and paranoid cellist, the two hit it off and started to create short videos, and headed towards the highest honor in music competitions!So,"Ode to Love", "Canon in D Major", "Symphony of Fate" and other god-level music came out!The ancestors carefully selected, quality guaranteed, and brought a little classical shock to the world.The Coke in the hands of the audience suddenly turned into a red wine glass, and the tattered vest on their body turned into a tuxedo...As the melody of the two people played the world, they overcame all the obstacles in the music competitions, and their videos became a love variety show that countless netizens urged!......In a season of cherry blossoms, Gan Yanyu, who had just won the championship in an international competition, played a song that Lin Tian had never heard before on the stage of thousands of audiences.In Lin Tian's astonished eyes, the girl put down the bow and smiled like a flower."You've written so many songs for me, this one is for you.""It's called - "Love Letter"."