Dysfunctional - An Assassin's Guide to Reincarnating in Another World

【Mortal Path】 【Longevity Cultivation】 【Survival Strategy】 【Steady Progress】 Li Chang’an transmigrated into a cultivation world, becoming a rejected street cultivator (fángshì sànxiū). His talent is mediocre and his status low. He originally thought immortality was out of reach, but fortunately, he awakened the 【Daily Divination】 system. 【Today’s Divination · Lucky】: You enter the mountain to cut wood and unexpectedly discover a fox den, where you find a jade slip containing a “Talisman Legacy” (fúlù chuánchéng). 【Today’s Divination · Unlucky】: You are targeted by a rogue cultivator who tries to trick you out of the street market. 【Today’s Divination · Very Lucky】: In the street market trading area, you find an egg of a mutated “Xuánshuǐ Guī” (Mysterious Water Turtle). Its bloodline strength rivals that of a low-grade spirit beast, but it’s being sold as an ordinary beast egg. 【Today’s Divination · Very Unlucky】: The street market’s formation masters collude with enemies, breaking the market’s protective formations. A foundation-building grand cultivator is about to invade, and your life is in danger. ... Relying on the divinations, Li Chang’an manages steadily, avoiding misfortune and seeking good fortune, building many good connections. Time passes, the world changes, and countless talented heroes are lost to the years. But Li Chang’an rises step by step, ultimately overlooking the river of time, becoming an Immortal Lord of Longevity (chángshēng xiānzūn)!

Before the zombie craze broke out, Li Zhao spent a huge amount of money to build a super fortress. After the fall of Blue Star, despite the rampage of zombies outside and the chaos, Li Zhao still lived a leisurely life every day...

Chu He travels through a parallel world and accidentally becomes a yellow-haired thug. Right from the start, he's blocked by his boss at the hotel entrance. More importantly, sister-in-law, why are you here? Did I cheat on my boss? Faced with the boss's death threat, Chu He panics. Fortunately, a system arrives. He will draw items from the universe from five question mark cards, and choose one to receive. [X-ray Vision, 10 Billion RMB, God-Level Driver, Cultivation, Snake Talisman] Seeing his boss blocking the door with his minions, Chu He immediately chooses cultivation, or rather, survival first. ...A mysterious card flipping system arrives. Every day, treasures from the universe are drawn from five question mark cards. These could be techniques, artifacts, treasures, money, cultivation, and more—everything depends on luck. [Choose the Star Transformation Technique, using the sun, moon, and stars as your aid. Upon reaching perfection, you can reverse the galaxy and shatter the vast starry sky.] [Choose Time Stop. Wait? Time Stop?! Doesn't that mean I can...?] [Choose Hypnosis Glasses, then I'm about to cause trouble.] [Choose Words Make Laws Execute, and control everything with a single word.] From then on, Chu He was unstoppable, possessing the treasures of the heavens and suppressing the world. One day, Chu He appeared before the crowd, shattering mountains and rivers with a single sword strike, and soaring away with his sword, shocking the world. We're all ancient martial artists, how can you fly?!

Ye Lin, who traveled through the world of immortals, found that he could actually see other people's life panels and know other people's future opportunities. As a master of Gou Dao, he pretended to be an ordinary outer disciple on the surface and developed in a low-key manner. In secret, he madly plundered other people's opportunities. Did you find top-level medicinal herbs outside? Very good, I took action in advance and accepted it with a smile.

Yang Zhengshan transmigrated and realized a super leap in age, going from a young man to a grandfather.Transferred from 28 years old to 38 years old and gained three sons, two daughters, two daughters-in-law, two grandsons, and a granddaughter, becoming the true head of the family.My family, my rules. Watch how Yang Zhengshan leads a farming household to prosperity and wealth.

“Abbot Xinzi, by decree of the Celestial Grandmaster, hunt down the protagonists, snatch their women and destroy their destiny!”In a world where demons walk among men and mystical beasts run amok, Xinzi, outer disciple of the White Immortal sect, must compete against his peerless senior brother to become the Sword Fairy’s dual cultivation partner. Failure isn’t an option.But when the truth of his mysterious past resurfaces, and his identity clashes with the succeeding protagonists, will our monk hold on to the last embers of his humanity or sink...into utter depravity?Follow Xinzi as he subdues the succeeding protagonists, corrupts their beauties, and bestows green hats on the path to attain Sainthood and establish a Paradise of Faith in Debauchery.

His mother died when she gave birth to him, his father a physically abusive alcoholic. Life is not kind to Darius King.Darius would have dreams of being in a world of magic, but alas, his dreams would always end.He hated life, and life hated him, so he ended both his and his father's.When reincarnating into a peasant-like lifestyle as Liam, in the town of Ucladd, Darius realizes he has entered the world of cultivation!With his ambitious, ruthless, and curious nature combining into one, he paves a bloody path to power.Shifting his gaze from the Earth towards the Sky, nothing will stop him on his path for strength."I will touch the stars... or die trying."

Everyone was transmigrated to a simulation world where every young person would get a chance to simulate a new life when they reached adulthood.Those who managed to overcome their limits would permanently become a regressor who had control over everything.However, those who failed could only become normal people who needed others to protect them.A lot of people were extremely careful in the simulation so that they wouldn’t mess anything up.Yet, when Li Yueming entered the simulated regressed world, he learned that the random talent he had received was the 100x Amplification.[Your Blue-rank talent, Sudden Knowledge, has evolved through the 100x Amplification to become the Gold-rank talent, Unlimited Deduction.][Unlimited Deduction (Gold): Deduce known information at a 100% success rate.]As he continued to get the highest-ranked talents, he suddenly realized that the simulated world that was hailed as hell wasn’t as hard as it seemed."I guess the next one will be super easy too."

In a world where the interstellar era has brought both promise and disappointment, Michael Fang dreams of becoming a Lord in the mysterious realm.He longs to explore ancient ruins of fallen civilizations and build a territory loved and supported by his subjects.But his aspirations are shattered when he realizes that he is nothing special and just an ordinary boy in a world full of heavenly prodigies.That is until he stumbles upon the Gate leading to the Origin Expanse, a mysterious realm that promises to change everything he thought he knew about himself and his destiny.With newfound power and unwavering determination, Michael vows to turn his misfortune into opportunity, no matter how perilous the path is."Watch, and witness as I extract everything!"Follow Michael Fang on his journey through the Origin Expanse as he battles through obstacles and enemies to achieve his dreams and become the Supreme Lord he was always meant to be.

The world has entered the era of beast control, a large number of monsters are rampant, and dungeons emerge in endlessly.On the day he became a beast master, Jiang Xuan awakened the [one-click capture, one-click full level] system.One-click capture: Any level of spirit beast can be captured with one click!One-click full level: Any of your spirit beasts can be full-level with one click![Congratulations on successfully capturing: Nine Heavens Kunpeng (God-level)! 】[Congratulations on your successful capture: Eighteen-Winged Seraphim (God-level)! 】[Congratulations on successfully capturing: Candle Dragon (God-level)! 】[Successful full level with one click, your Firefinch has been upgraded to , do you want to evolve immediately? 】[Successful full level with one click, your Flame Sparrow has been upgraded to , do you want to evolve immediately? 】[Successful full level with one click, your Scarlet Flame Phoenix Sparrow has been upgraded to , do you want to evolve it immediately? 】...[Successful full level with one click, your Primordial Cangming Divine Phoenix has been upgraded to , do you want to evolve immediately? 】 Jiang Xuan: I just want to lie flat, why did I suddenly become a god-level beast master?

The earth is still the same earth, but everything has changed.Every student, after awakening the core of the mecha through various exercises, will get a soul-bound mecha!But when Chen Mu awakened for the first time, he could see hundreds of millions of mechas in front of him, allowing him to choose!after many years! ! !A super pilot: My nuclear-powered mecha has no energy, and Chen Mu's b-level mecha is still alive and kicking. I think I must be too tired recently and have hallucinations!A certain super goddess: Damn Chen Mu, my particle cannon was smashed back by him with a scythe, this is cheating, cheating! ! !A certain super captain: Chen Mu is too insidious, who would be wary of an inconspicuous B-class mecha, my invincible Star Destroyer, he chopped it down with a scythe! Chen Mu: I don't follow your ink marks either. If you have the ability, take my knife. If you can't cut it, you will count as my loser!The introduction is weak, please read the text, invincible hot-blooded horizontal push!

Heaven and Earth serve as the guesthouse for all living things, with Time being the sojourner since time immemorial.As with the difference between dreaming and awakening, the distinction between life and death is diverse and confused, and changing.What awaits us beyond time, once we have transcended life and death, heaven and earth?Xu Qing’s world sank into deathly silence after the descendence of “God”. Master cultivators brought the human race and escaped the continent, and the remaining people struggled to survive. Every place that was met by “God’s” gaze had nearly all life forms wiped out.Young Xu Qing was lucky enough to survive. But in a world where ferocious beasts roamed and infighting was rampant within the human race, it was difficult to survive.“If cultivation doesn’t give me the power to fight against God, then I shall become God myself!”This is a story of how a human teenager became a god, step by step, to survive