Dysfunctional - An Assassin's Guide to Reincarnating in Another World

The Warhammer universe is a world where technology and psychic power clash, where advancement and backwardness blend. And the Celestial Clock, a top-level, dreamlike artifact from the Super God Universe capable of simulating the entire universe, is a magical artifact. If an ordinary, incorruptible Earthling were to travel to the Warhammer universe with the Clock, what would his fate be, and what sparks would emerge?

Travel through the world and build your own technological kingdom. The first world is the [Comprehensive Biochemical World] which includes movies, games, animations, etc. The second one is [Fullmetal World] The third one is [Witch + Sweet Home] The fourth one is [Ghoul] The fifth one is [Spirit Cage] The sixth one is [Super Seminary] ………… If this universe is dark, let me be the source of darkness! I authorize the Dark Forest strike on the Trisolaran Nebula, releasing the stream-of-consciousness weapon [Ashes and Dust]. I authorize the Dark Forest attack on the Singer civilization and release the thought weapon [Thought Seal]! I authorize the Dark Forest attack on the Three-Body Universe, releasing a memetic infection of the type: Madonna Meme... [Cheng Xin's Brain]! I am the truth maker I am the master of viruses I am the master of technology My name is Mo Bai. You can call me Salted Fish Mo, or you can call me God Mo! Warning: This book is going to be long!

[Unconditional simulation + abstract + funny + decisive killing + all-inclusive + 99% simulation content + reasonable plot + no death in vain] Lin Bai traveled to the world of cultivation and became a disciple of the Demon Sect, which was surrounded by dangers. Fortunately, he obtained the Golden Finger Unlimited Simulator. In order to survive, he took over his master's cauldron. In reality I have moral standards, in simulation I display martial virtues!

In the era of universal job change, you will get god-level talents at the beginning: all items will drop! As long as any unit is killed by Wei Kai, it will explode, and all items that can be dropped will explode. Killing a hare will drop rabbit head, rabbit legs, spicy rabbit head recipe, old dagger, elixir fragments... Kill a tiger and it will drop the execution sword, tiger bone wine formula, tiger skin, tiger bone, tiger whip... The regional boss Black Armored Turtle and the mythical beast Flame Phoenix are even more explosive! Thousands of items are dazzling to see. However, these are nothing. Until one day, Wei Kai entered a copy where succubi and angels existed. When it dropped, Wei Kai was stunned on the spot! No...this thing can also explode?

Do you want to make friends with, fall in love with, and get to know female celebrities? [Click to Play!] In 2015, arts exam candidate Yu Wenliang received a love simulator. Dating a real-life female celebrity through a digital relationship? What's the point of a virtual one? Yu Wenliang scoffed! What? You said you can use simulation to predict the future? Yu Wenliang looked at the Gaokao countdown clock; the top scorer was waving at him! What? You said you can gain abilities during the simulation? Yu Wenliang simulated the character of a young general and learned horsemanship and ancient martial arts! What? You said you can even detect potential female stars before their debut? Yu Wenliang looked at his deskmate, Zhou Ye. The system reminded him that she was a future top-tier "95 Flower." He knew he had to invest in her early and become her mentor on the road to fame! ······...

No one knows how many years ago it began—when the Demon Gods descended, unleashing slaughter and catastrophe upon the world. Earth was plunged into an apocalyptic transformation, teetering on the edge of extinction. Terrifying alien monstrosities, powerful savage beasts, spreading demonic miasma... Ancient lost civilizations, primordial ruins, and mysterious dimensional rifts all began to surface. Who could bear the responsibility of saving all life on Earth? Mage? Swordsman? Warrior? Cleric? Gunner...? None are worthy! Only Beast Tamers can shoulder this burden! This is a world ruled by Beast Tamers. The protagonist, Lin Chen, crosses into this realm—but unlike others, he has no cheat, no golden finger. In fact, his talent is the lowest grade possible: F-rank! And yet, Lin Chen remains completely unshaken. “You visualize your beast compendium—I visualize the Classic of Mountains and Seas.” “You form a pact with a six-winged pegasus—I contract the Candle Dragon.” “You tame the Hellhound—I summon the Golden Crow.” “You ride the Four Great Primordial Dragons—I command the Four Great Fiends.” ... Years later, Lin Chen leads an army of divine beasts from the Shan Hai Jing as he gazes upon the alien gods’ realm, smiling faintly. The gods… tremble to their very core.

Everyone knows that the Shen family in City W has a four-and-a-half-year-old baby girl.At first, I thought she was the future granddaughter-in-law booked by Mr. Shen. Who would have thought that Naituanzi said:I am your great aunt.I thought this was a seniority joke, but unexpectedly, this "aunt" began to make fun of her on various occasions.*The eldest nephew was beheaded by someone using Southeast Asian magic to bewitch her, but she was able to solve the problem with her wisdom, resolve the resentment of the dead ghost, help her reincarnate, and accumulate merit;A famous rich man was suffering from a terminal illness and was plagued by nightmares every night. The news hit the hot search. Reporter Baba went to interview him, but he saw a lively person delivering a banner to his "aunt";Strange things happened frequently at the construction site of a certain group. The foundation could not be drilled and the floor slab could not be sealed. It was completed after many twists and turns. On the day of the ribbon-cutting, the "aunt" stood in the C position with a sweet smile, showing a row of millet teeth;……Catching ghosts and telling fortunes depends on people's hearts. My aunt said that if you have good thoughts and do good deeds, all ghosts and ghosts will disappear.Everyone gradually discovered that this "aunt" not only has real abilities, but also knows a lot!They sincerely admired her, but they just didn't know if this "aunt" still lacked grandchildren. Keywords of the novel: Metaphysics Boss 4 and a half years old: My aunt, her breasts are so sweet, no pop-up window, Metaphysics Boss 4 and a half years old: My aunt, her breasts are sweet, txt full set download, Metaphysics Boss 4 and a half years old: My aunt, her breasts are sweet, the latest chapter read

"Now you see?" she shouted in a mix of annoyance and disappointment. "You can't outsmart Scrients! They're the most intelligent beings across the two realms.""You're right," I muttered, averting my gaze with a heavy sigh. "I made a mistake. I was too arrogant to think that a mere human like me could fool them."—BOOM!!"Heik! Wh-What was that?""Hmm? I'm not sure. Maybe you should go and ask the most intelligent beings across the two realms. Oh wait, you can't. I killed them all.”

Max always wanted a more exciting life, and after being reincarnated into the far future and a Galaxy in constant war, his wish was granted.Discovered to have a high compatibility with his new world's Technological System, he was drafted as a child into training to become one of their elite Mecha Pilots, the heroes of the Kingdom who face down even the mightiest of threats from inside giant Mecha, wielding the mightiest of weapons known to mankind.All he has to do is prove himself worthy.

Condition 1: Collect 1 Yellow Turban Soldier’s Rune (Completed)Condition 2: Defeat 100 Runic Monsters Solo (Completed)Condition 3: Kill Wild Boars in One Strike 5000 times (Completed)Condition 4: Consume 10 Runic Pills (Completed)Your Rune Can Now Be Upgraded.

It was 12 years ago.The empress gave birth to a princess. She declared to the public that she was a boy, named Xia Shimin.Three years ago, Xia Shimin was made the crown prince and arranged a marriage with the present Grand Preceptor's daughter, thus securing the imperial power.......Zhang Ronghua crossed over at her birth. As a proper forbidden soldier, he has been hiding out for 15 years in the royal residence. Every day that passed, his talent would increase by one point.Seeing that the wedding date was getting closer, he accidentally found out that the crown prince was a woman.The night of the wedding.Prince: I need you to marry me!

You're a struggling young doctor, barely making ends meet with a measly $2000 monthly income. Life's pressures and trials weigh heavily upon you!But lo and behold! One fine morning, you wake up to find yourself equipped with some sort of cheat codes...You're scheduled for an appendectomy, so you roll up your sleeves and get ready to explore the abdominal terrain:You touch the cecum: "Cecum: Healthy!"You palpate the colon: "Colon: All clear!"You reach the appendix: "Appendix: It's an inflamed, pus-filled appendix monster, level 15, rare creature. Recommendation: Perform an appendectomy!"With a decisive hand, you wield your scalpel and skillfully remove the troublesome appendix."Ding! Rare appendix monster eliminated! Rewards: +100 experience in appendectomy, +$100, and a shiny white suture needle!"And thus, your journey begins as an emergency surgeon. But remember, with great healing powers comes great responsibility!