Dysfunctional - An Assassin's Guide to Reincarnating in Another World

[System + Single Heroine (Hermione) + No All-Knowing Protagonist + Delicious Food] The writing style is slow-paced. If you don’t like that, feel free to skip this book. The protagonist kills Quirrell, takes control of Voldemort, and wreaks havoc across the world. **Brooke, in the eyes of the professors:** Handsome, charismatic, polite, diligent, and eager to learn. **Brooke, in reality:** A ruthless mastermind with a Gatling gun in one hand and raw power in the other. *"Come on, Dumbledore, it’s time for you to pay your dues."* The battle will determine the heights of power— and decide who lives and who dies.

The other world is full of dangers. In order to deter the enemies, I have to dress myself up to look scary. Since I have become a blood mage, I must have a strong body and use blood healing to transform my blood. At this point, if I don't strengthen my subordinates, won't it chill their hearts? I have to arrange for them to align their style with mine. In order to stop unnecessary disputes, I must expand the Sea of ​​Blood to more worlds. "So, this is why you launched the thirteen Blood Sea Expeditions and disrupted the worlds?" "No, it's to spread love and peace," said Modi. ...... Years later, the sea of ​​blood surged, and countless soldiers wearing hideous armor and horrific ornaments walked on the waves, heading towards the same goal. On the throne, Modi looked down...

[No transformation, no heroine] [Invincible flow, one beast dominates an era] [Practice in advance, leading the starting line] Xiao Teng died and was reborn as a two-meter-long python. Just when Xiao Teng thought that there was no hope for the python's survival, the system told him that the revival of spiritual energy would come in seven days. Xiao Teng obtains the god-level talent [Endless Devouring] at the beginning. By devouring, he can gain evolution points and evolve himself. He also has a chance to devour the talents of other creatures and use them for his own benefit. Therefore, Xiao Teng started practicing early relying on his talent. When the spiritual energy revived, he had already opened up a huge gap between himself and other people (beasts). ...... Many years later, when the top humans entered the legendary forbidden area, the Longyuan Forbidden Land. But suddenly he found that he had been targeted by a black dragon that was a kilometer long, and was trapped in a huge sense of oppression and unable to move. The top strong men of the human race were suddenly sweating profusely. This scene was also spread to the outside world, and people couldn't help but shout: "There is a real dragon in the Longyuan Forbidden Land!"

【Food】+【Daily Life】+【Funny】+【Healing】+【No Female Lead】 Lu Feng, who had just lost his job, wanted to transfer the small restaurant left by his parents, but unexpectedly activated the Chef God System. One task per week, random food, random business hours. He turned ordinary dishes into exquisite delicacies, and diners lined up to grab them with their mouths watering. Diner 1: Mr. Lu, your dumplings are the best I’ve ever had in my life! Diner 2: I even threw away my scale just to eat the dumplings you made! Diner 3: "Boss Lu, can I have an extra serving of fried noodles? If you don't agree, I'll lie down!" Diners, captivated by the delicious food, expressed dissatisfaction with Lufeng's arbitrary business hours: Diner 4: Mr. Lu, 9pm is too late. Can we open earlier? Don’t make me beg you! Diner 5: What? Open at 3am? Boss Lu, you’re really going too far, aren’t you? Diner 6: It's 3am, Boss Lu, why aren't you open yet? I'm going to starve to death if I can't eat your cooking! … Diner N: Help! I haven't slept a wink outside Boss Lu's restaurant all night. Can anyone tell me what time it opens this week? Facts have proven that as long as the food tastes good, no matter how bizarre the conditions are, they can’t stop foodies from coming. Famous singer: I decided to hold a concert in Jiangcheng for a week... no! A month! Medical Master: I don't want to leave Jiangcheng anymore. Which hospital is willing to take me in? The closer to Lu's Restaurant, the better! Retired officer: What? Someone wants to buy the Lu Family Restaurant? Xiao Li! Call the security team and follow me! State Banquet Chef: Master Lu! Please! Please accept me as your apprentice!

Shen Ji unexpectedly transmigrates into his own novel, Codex of Magic, becoming a young master of the Craister family on the empire’s frontier. With a father, a mother, a younger sister, a house, and the love of the local villagers, life couldn’t be better. All he needs to do is guard his homeland, develop his territory, and quietly grow stronger. Then, when the empire’s collapse arc begins, he can revive the Dragon Cult, become a high priest, and realize his grand ambitions! But as the Witch Cult’s infiltration deepens, he gradually discovers—his ex-wife has transmigrated too, and has become the Holy Maiden of the Church. An ex-wife Holy Maiden, a current girlfriend who’s a witch, and a jealous swordswoman little sister who keeps butting in— Not to mention a clingy, hungry silver dragon girl who won’t leave him alone, and a fox-woman teacher who can’t stop smacking his head in exasperation every day. Just as he finds himself entangled in this chaotic love battlefield— Forget it, whatever. Time to start a rebellion first! ... Years later, the Craister family has risen to become the empire’s most powerful noble house, with countless victories and endless honors. Whenever the courtiers under the Iron Throne ask Shen Ji how he views the empire’s greatest enemy—the Dragon Cult, he simply smiles: “Just a rabble of misfits. Nothing they do will ever stir up any real trouble.” ...

[Super Power-Fantasy + Villain + Cao ze + Benefiting the Immortal Realm + Crushing All Sons of Destiny] (If you can persist until chapter 50 without switching apps, then this is the one for you.) At the age of 70, Zhou Fan binds himself to the Villain + Benefiting the Immortal Realm system. Starting from the mortal world, he climbs step by step to the very peak of the cultivation realm. Years later The aloof Sword Immortal before the eyes of the world, The lofty and untouchable Saintess, The peerless and stunning Demon Empress... The mothers of the so-called Sons of Destiny, The reserved fiancées, The childhood sweethearts bound by innocence... All of them kneel before Zhou Fan, offering their loyalty. When someone asked Zhou Fan why he was able to build such deep relationships with so many immortal beauties, Zhou Fan only smiled faintly and replied: “Immortal fairies... are simply like this.”

"F**K! I'm dead!"That was the first word I muttered after regaining my memories from Earth.Reincarnating into a world of cultivation should’ve been a blessing. Adventure, immortality, power—what’s not to love?But then I remembered what my family did.My sister just broke off an engagement with a crippled young master—definitely a future protagonist.My mother ripped a Dao Bone from my cousin and gave it to me—guaranteed future revenge arc.And me? I’m already a third-rate villain: bullying weaklings and flaunting my Bai Clan name.Worst part? Despite the Dao Bone, I’m still trash at cultivation.My only hope?The System... which I’ve had for years.

What if I told you, right now, everything you know about what happens after death is a lie?What if I told you that there is no afterlife after death, just an endless cycle of reincarnation after wiping your memory?What if I told you that there is a way out of the cycle of reincarnation and all you have to do is wear a religious artifact, and if you die with it on, you are given the opportunity to reincarnate into a world of your choice while keeping your memories?Would you take it...or would you continue with the mundane cycle that has gone on since the beginning of time?This is a story about two brothers, one is a responsible police officer, the other a heartless weeb, who died during WW3 and are offered the opportunity to reincarnate into another world as brothers once more.Upon their death, they are summoned to a mysterious Realm named the Hall of Gods, where they obtain a Game-like System from the Raven God Odin and The God of Light Yahweh.Once the system, named The Over-Break System, is installed into their souls, the brothers are Reincarnated into a massive, ever-expanding, technologically advanced fantasy world called Vinestra, as newborn babies with the names, Cynrik and Brance Jetlensr.But, in Vinestra, things aren't as they seem. Several types of Spatial Tears called "Egresses" frequently open up to an unknown dimension where monsters who drop items when killed spawn.Cynrik and Brance, under the watchful eye of their respective Deities, learn how to utilize their new system, to become powerful existences who wield Mana like their plaything. But are they in control of their lives, or are the Deities?((THIS STORY IS WRITTEN IN A VERY SPECIFIC WESTERN FORMAT, WHERE CERTAIN CHARACTERS WILL BE HIGHLIGHTED IN CERTAIN WAYS MORE THAN OTHERS! AT ITS CORE THIS STORY DOES HAVE 2 MAIN CHARACTERS EVEN IF EARLY ON IT DOES NOT SEEM THAT WAY!))

Max always wanted a more exciting life, and after being reincarnated into the far future and a Galaxy in constant war, his wish was granted.Discovered to have a high compatibility with his new world's Technological System, he was drafted as a child into training to become one of their elite Mecha Pilots, the heroes of the Kingdom who face down even the mightiest of threats from inside giant Mecha, wielding the mightiest of weapons known to mankind.All he has to do is prove himself worthy.

On the way to a company workshop, we fell into a world of immortal cultivators while still in the car.Those with spiritual roots and unique abilities were all called to join cultivation sects, living prosperously.But I, having neither spiritual roots nor special abilities, lived as an ordinary mortal for 50 years, complying with fate until my death.That’s what I thought.Until I regressed.

Young Su Chen had his emperor's bones taken away from him, his blood wheel was destroyed, and he was abandoned by his family. Awakening the Chaos Body, opening the Chaos Devouring Tower, reuniting the Blood Wheel with Chaos Killing, and emerging from the sky with the Blood Wheel of Three Lives, vowing to kill all enemies. Devour the endless world, sweep across thousands of stars, cut through the nine heavens with one sword, and dominate the eternal sky! I am the ancient emperor, and all races surrender!

After traveling to a world of cultivators, Su Yu becomes a member of a common cultivation family's collateral branch, with his cultivation talent evolving from remarkably average to an unsurpassable prodigy of the Daoism.With a proficiency panel embedded within him, he defies all limitations of the Spiritual Root and enlightenment, all he needs is to consistently cultivate from nine-to-five to accumulate proficiency and enhance his strength.There are no bottlenecks in his cultivation. After steady growth for many years, the Immortal Realm gains another lord of the eternal Daoism, who even outlives an Immortal Emperor....