Dysfunctional - An Assassin's Guide to Reincarnating in Another World

A voice sounded in the mind of Return to Dust: "The 'From Refugee to Immortal, Sign in to Become Stronger' system has been activated!" "The host traveled to the State of Zheng (in the Tianyuan World) and became the emperor of Zheng. Later, Zheng was destroyed, and the host's identity was reduced from emperor to commoner. Suffering this disaster fits the system's reasonable explanation for refugees." "With the system by his side, the host will be able to easily overcome the countless disasters in the future!" "I hope the host will utilize the sign-in function provided by the system to become bigger and stronger and create brilliance. Explore the unknown in the Tianyuan world and eventually become on par with the gods!"

Original Title: "I Can Modify Status Bars" Transmigrating to a parallel world, Han Zhou thought he would live an ordinary life, but one day he suddenly discovers that he can see and modify everyone's status bars. "On the Verge of Death → Ten Breaths from Death: With ten breaths remaining, you will enter a near-death state in twenty-four hours." "Chef → Chef Marshal: Just as an army has a marshal, so does the culinary arts. Your cooking skills have reached the pinnacle of perfection, capable of dominating a region." "A Dragon Among Men → A Dragon Among Dogs: Modification failed. Status bar level is too low to complete a cross-species status modification." "..." By unlocking characters, he can obtain points. By consuming these points, he can add or remove strokes and characters from existing statuses and give them appropriate new definitions to complete the modification, producing entirely new effects. This is all well and good, but there's one very important problem— Why are all the unlockable characters problem girls? [P.S.: This is a lighthearted, slice-of-life romance story. The system does not play a major role.]

What? You say cultivating immortality requires patience and hiding? Nonsense! Hide your head for what? If you're still timid while cultivating immortality, then forget it—go home and take care of your kids instead. No frustration, no tortured protagonist, no forced suppression of cultivation. Do as you please—that’s what cultivation should be! Everyone's already tired from work and school. If reading a novel still requires mental gymnastics, that’s just masochism. That’s why this book is all about simplicity and raw power

Li Qing, now the world’s top arms dealer, suddenly receives a letter from Yang Mi—along with a shocking revelation: he has a three-year-old daughter. Three years ago, due to a twist of fate, Yang Mi and Li Qing had a child together. Bound by a harsh contract and in the most dangerous phase of her life, Yang Mi has no choice but to seek out the biological father of her child. Once it's confirmed the child is his, Li Qing—king of the arms trade—immediately transforms into a full-time stay-at-home dad! All because of one sentence from little Xuan Bao’er: “Daddy, I don’t want Mommy to be bullied by them...” And then— Jiaxing Entertainment is bought out for 3 yuan. Beijing elite Chen Arthur gets both legs broken. Old-school Beijing bigwig Feng “Pants” publicly apologizes... and vanishes. The entire entertainment industry undergoes a brutal purge. From that moment on— Capital powers in Shanghai begin to tremble: “This guy... he’s not someone we can mess with.” Beijing political circles avoid him like the plague: “Not being able to find out who he is... is scarier than knowing.” High-level elites whisper: “Getting involved with him? Nothing good comes of it.” Meanwhile, Yang Mi holds Xuan Bao’er in her arms, looking stunned: “Sweetie... what exactly does your daddy do?”

Jiang Ning was the true heiress of the Huo Family, lost and living outside. After being brought back by her family, her birth parents didn't like her, her cold-faced brother despised her, and her twin brothers would tell her to get lost from the home at the drop of a hat.Waking up alone in the hospital, she was diagnosed by the doctor with a terminal illness, yet her own family was busy throwing a party for the fake heiress. Jiang Ning was furious!She kicked these so-called family members one by one, sending them all flying!If they didn't accept her, she didn't care for them either!......Jiang Ning participated in a rural countryside live stream variety show.Her haters caught wind and came to greet Jiang Ning's entire family in the barrage of messages.But what they found was:Day one: Shock! Jiang Ning catches a thief on the street! A golden retriever runs over to help her.Day two: Jiang Ning snatches a child back from human traffickers with her bare hands! A bird publicly defecates on the traffickers' heads!Day three: Jiang Ning fights a criminal in a life-and-death struggle! A goose mocks them at the scene.Thief: "I had already finished stealing, and she still caught me. It's absurd."Murderer on the run for sixteen years: "You might not believe it, but I just came to buy a bottle of water, and she came up to me with a big right hook."A nice countryside live stream somehow turned into a legal synergy.The online audience crazily tagged the official police accounts:"Let's be honest, isn't she an undercover agent you dispatched?""Jiang Ning's side job is entering the entertainment industry, but her main role is catching criminals, right?"A certain big shot attached a wedding photo: "Wife, mine."

Vahn was an atypical youth. Due to a rare mutation, his blood had the potential to target and attack ailments within the human body. Touted as a universal cure, people had elevated his status above the norm and given him the classification "Panacea". In the media, he was hailed as a great hero who would usher in a new era or human wellness. However, behind the scenes things weren't so bright. Being a unique individual, Vahn spent his entire youth locked up in a lab with various scientists and research teams using his body and blood to perform endless amounts of experiments. The only solace in his suffering was the various anime and manga made available to him between experiments. He often imagined himself as the protagonist in a world of his own, finally in control of his own destiny. For years he nurtured this desire, until at the age of 14 he died when an organization had tried to kidnap him from the lab..."Finally, I don't have to suffer anymore..."This was Vahn's last thought as he faded into the endless black abyss..."You poor soul."

Edward, an 18-year-old college student, found himself stuck inside of a dark abyss."Where am I?"[Spawning Dungeon Champion]"Huh?"Without a word of warning, He found himself in an unfamiliar body being forced to attack trespassers. Will he ever find a way out? Or will he be a tool for endless slaughter?

"I should have stayed home and played video games." This was Ray's last thought before darkness engulfed him after he was hit by a car.But surprisingly, instead of finding himself before the gates of hell after dying, Ray found out he was transmigrated into another world.The world Ray was transmigrated to was called Arora World, a place where you can use different kinds of skills, magic, and even acquire powerful classes.Ray found himself in the body of a young boy named Evan, who was studying in a hunter academy after awakening his abilities at the age of fourteen.At first, Ray was happy that he was transmigrated into the body of someone who had awakened his abilities and could use the magic he always wanted to use.However, as Ray went through Evan's memories, he finally realized that everything was not as simple as he had expected.Evan had a unique physique that didn't allow him to increase his power like other people. Because of this useless unique physique, Evan was the weakest hunter in the entire academy.And that was not all; the more Ray looked at Evan's memories, the more he realized just how troublesome his situation was."I know I entered this body without buying a ticket, but isn't this too much?" Ray said in a depressed voice after going through Evan's memories.Will Ray be able to survive in this new world? Is the physique of his new body really useless? Join Ray on his adventure to find out.

“Your Majesty, it’s bad. All our heavenly soldiers and generals have been beaten down! That Sun Wukong is coming!”“Your Majesty, there is a turn for the better! Chu Hao, the Hell God of the Three Realms, is beating Sun Wukong violently, and even the other demon kings have been beaten to pieces!”“Your Majesty, the Hell God suddenly stopped... He ran away!”The Jade Emperor patted the dragon sedan excitedly, “What happened!”“Your Majesty, it’s You time.”“He, is off work…”The Jade Emperor’s mouth twitched, his eyes desperate, “Sound the retreat, and fight again tomorrow…”“Your Majesty… Tomorrow, the Hell God will have a New Year’s holiday.”The Jade Emperor roared: “Let him come back, as the Hell God of Heaven, he must perform his duties conscientiously!”Taibai Jinxing stammered: “Your Majesty, the Hell God said, he said… Are you teaching me how to do things?”Show more

Eight hundred years ago, Xie Lian was the Crown Prince of the Xian Le kingdom. He was loved by his citizens and was considered the darling of the world. He ascended to the Heavens at a young age; however, due to unfortunate circumstances, was quickly banished back to the mortal realm. Years later, he ascends again–only to be banished again a few minutes after his ascension.Now, eight hundred years later, Xie Lian ascends to the Heavens for the third time as the laughing stock among all three realms. On his first task as a god thrice ascended, he meets a mysterious demon who rules the ghosts and terrifies the Heavens, yet, unbeknownst to Xie Lian, this demon king has been paying attention to him for a very, very long time.

In the endless Universe is eight primordial laws. Each of the eight laws have been fused with a supreme expert, but unbeknownst to everyone, there is a ninth law in the universe. It tears open the Primordial Chaos and is beyond reach.Di Jiu—whose name is a homophone for ‘ninth’—is the ungifted son of a powerful Di family clan in the Ji Nation as he lacks martial roots. Unwilling to resign to his fate, he practices medicine, hoping to one day cure himself.

After signing the share transfer of the Bai company, Bai Weiwei who had a congenital heart disease got betrayed by her adopted sister she always loved along with her trusted bodyguard.Shocked, betrayed, and worried for her father made her unwilling to die, and her resentment actually let her bind with a quick transmigration system. Completing the task means that she will be able to increase the number of days she can live, and she will be able to get revenge on her white lotus sister and the unconscionable bastard bodyguard.CEO, Emperor, General… Supreme Immortal? All of them will turn to a love-sick waste who bowed before her skirt.Just… why is this unlucky star of a wooden fiancee trying so hard to chase her? Stop sucking my life force already! Our marriage is only for business! I want to break the engagement!Ye Yuxuan: “I will never let go of you.”