Dysfunctional - An Assassin's Guide to Reincarnating in Another World

"I, Huo Yuanhong, will be the best in Tianjin!" In the 369th year of the Celestial Empire, aristocratic families decayed, class structures stagnated, and the lower classes saw no hope of advancement. Meanwhile, the mighty foreigners were poised to strike. For a year, Huo Yuanhong, looking up to the lofty aristocratic families, felt humbled as an ant. Determined to live a respectable life, he ignited his inner fire, transforming his martial arts into a divine path. Every day of practice equated to a year's improvement in skill. In one month, he achieved the state of Hua Jin, in three months, Bao Dan, and in six months, he achieved divine invincibility... With a mere three feet of his life, he defied the tide of world power, rising from the best in Tianjin to the best in the world, rising from a humble pawn to the backbone of Chinese martial arts! Years later, as the mighty foreigners approached, the masters of the past fell into despair, and the decadent aristocratic families began their final mad rage. On that very day, Huo Yuanhong emerged from Tianjin, armed with a spear and a combination of Bajiquan and Pi Gua, slaughtering every evil spirit...

System + Multiple Heroines. Just after transmigrating, his fiancée shows up to break off their engagement? Break off the engagement? Heh… does a marriage with the Yang family get called off that easily? Since you broke it off, someone has to pay this debt! In that case, don’t blame me! This synopsis is weak, please proceed directly to the main story.

Updates have resumed, with a new chapter for major scenes each day. Subsequent chapters will be updated more frequently. No need to praise the chapter. The rating is just out, so it will be relatively low Special note, this book is not a story about a married woman! A three-good young man who had just finished the college entrance examination was transported to another world due to force majeure. When she woke up, she found herself transformed into Hoshimi-ya. Although her face was indistinguishable even to machines, countless details later pointed to her being different from Hoshimi-ya. After stumbling out of the cave, she finally realized she was still at a disjointed level of combat power. From that day on, armed with a 21st-century time-traveling weapon, her own wonderful life began. "I can't beat Xing Jianya, but I can't beat you guys?" The following is excerpted from a record I named Wonderful: On a certain day of a certain month of a certain year, he robbed and smashed the black market and obtained Twiggy, the external brain. On a certain day of a certain year, he reaped the benefits of Cui Ji's intelligence. On a certain day of a certain month of a certain year, she robbed and smashed things in the underworld, and everyone respectfully called her "Underworld Sister." On a certain day of a certain month of a certain year, I took Ling to take a bath. (Zhe was kicked out for his excessive language.) On a certain day of a certain month of a certain year, the Edward family was destroyed and given true knowledge (physical meaning) A certain vixen who has no morals is trying hard to spread the knowledge in the book to others: "Violence cannot solve problems, but violence can solve you." On a certain day of a certain month of a certain year, I robbed TOPS and obtained the nth amount of startup capital... On a certain day of a certain month of a certain year, this is ■■■■?■■■■■■■■■■■■■? … Year, month, day, did this start automatically? How strange... Year, month, and day, what? In this situation, who the hell kept this record?!

He traveled to the Harry Potter world with a simplified system. He thought that with the system, he would become the richest man in the world. However, an acceptance letter sent by an owl changed his plan. It turned out that he was not in the city but in the magical world... I took the letter and looked at the familiar logo on the cover, then looked at the time on the calendar hanging on the wall, and fell into deep thought... Even though he hated Nanny Wen in his previous life and still hates her now, he doesn't hate others being his nanny! It’s just that at this point in time... Well, I can’t rely on the care of the three protagonists anymore, so I can only rely on their parents. But I didn't expect that I didn't get the thigh, but I became the thickest thigh...

[Evil God and the Second-year Cooking Girl] [Ghoul] [Dragon Maid] After graduating from New Oriental and working as a chef for two and a half years, Lu Ping'an was summoned to the world of Zongman by the Little Evil God. He obtained the golden finger "Drawing Items". The first draw must be gold, and the golden ability item "Luminous Cuisine" is obtained! [Luminous Cuisine (Gold)] Effect: Your understanding and intuition of cooking are greatly improved! Carefully cooked dishes will definitely glow, retain the greatest nutritional value, and double the deliciousness! It has a certain "pleasant" effect on the body and mind, and can conquer the body and mind of all creatures! ...

[System, Entertainment Industry, Comedy, Acting, Music, Transmigration, Power Fantasy (Shuangwen)] [AI generated summary] After a lifetime of relentless effort, actor Ye Xiao finally lands his dream—the leading role in a major production. His triumph is cut tragically short when a freak accident on set ends his life. He reawakens to find he's been given a second chance, transmigrated into a parallel world where the entertainment industry is the most glorious and respected path one can take. His excitement soars when a System binds to his soul, a golden ticket in a world built for stardom. However, his destiny takes a sharp, comical turn. The System, his supposed key to success, is a vast "Music Library." For Ye Xiao, a dedicated actor who is completely tone-deaf and can't read a single note of music, this is a cruel joke. The System's first directive is an ultimatum: rise in the music world and earn points, or face a second, permanent death. Forced into a career he knows nothing about and is hilariously inept at, Ye Xiao's first request to his omnipotent System isn't for a chart-topping song, but for help enrolling in a basic music class so he can learn to decipher the "ghostly talismans" it calls sheet music. This novel follows the comedic journey of a man who wants to be a legendary actor but is forced by a life-or-death system to become a music icon first. Armed with a library of classic hits from his old world but zero personal talent, he must reluctantly conquer the music charts, all while hilariously trying to steer his chaotic new life back to his true passion: the silver screen.

A virtual reality game called "Whale Fall" becomes a global sensation. The protagonist, Su Zhou, drawn by its popularity, decides to enter the game. However, he and the other players soon discover a shocking truth: this is no mere game. The world of "Whale Fall" is a real, tangible, and often cruel place. The title itself is a metaphor, posing the question of whether this entire world is sustained by the sacrifice of a single, great entity, much like a whale's body nourishes an ecosystem after its death. Now trapped in a genuine other world, the players, often referred to as the "Fourth Scourge," must confront this new reality. They are forced to fight for survival, grow stronger, and uncover the deep, buried truths behind the so-called game. The story explores their journey of facing this reality and deciding whether to accept their responsibility within it.

My Wife is Three Thousand Billion Years Old; She Can Blow Up Nine Heavens and Ten Earths Barehanded! The peerless prodigy, Lu Changsheng, had his Overlord Body stolen by his fiancée, leaving him a despised cripple, worse than a stray dog. Yet, by a stroke of luck, he obtained a mysterious small cauldron—the Immortal Refining Cauldron! It can refine heavens, earth, and all the gods and devils of the myriad realms! What he never expected was that three stunning Female Emperors were sleeping within the cauldron, all clamoring to cultivate with him! Lu Changsheng desperately resisted, but he couldn't escape the arrangements of fate... Glazed Empress: "You must reach the Martial King realm within three years, or else, during our next dual cultivation, you'll surely die!" Violet Moon Empress: "Stop crying! I've already helped you awaken the Chaos Immortal-Devil Body, which is far stronger than your old, broken Overlord Body!" Red Lotus Empress: "My dear husband, this Red Lotus Karmic Fire is my innate Emperor Flame, nurtured for hundreds of billions of years. It contains my lifelong alchemy inheritance. Accept it, and you're mine forever!" Lu Changsheng: "Help! I'm truly all burned out!"

This book was also called “I’m Really An Upright Man”. I am Qin Shujian. I’ve achieved nothing in both the way of the book and the sword in these prosperous 30 years. This is the growth journey of an honorable, compassionate, and upright man!

Jiang Chen transmigrated into a fantasy book he had read earlier and became the Holy Son of the Absolute Beginning.He was also the antagonist of the book.Jiang Chen directly awakened the "Acting Lazy" system, as long as he acts lazy, he can obtain rewards.I don't care who the male or female leads are, just stay away from me."Ding, host successfully acted lazy, and obtained the Emperor's Weapon, the Heavenly Mirror!""Ding, host successfully acted lazy, obtained the Immortal Law, the Great Luo Heaven!""Ding, host successfully acted lazy, and obtained the cultivation of an Immortal Emperor!"After acting lazy, Jiang Chen realized that something was off.The character settings of the female leads have all gone awry.Junior sister Ye Qingcheng said, "I can't repay your life-saving grace, so I can only offer myself!"The aloof master said, "Disciple, I allow you to deceive your master and seek advancement."

Su Li has never expected that those she met in her first life would follow her to a new life in a new family.Everything in this life is new and seems easy, but she knows that’s not what she wants.She wants a revenge. Those who have done terrible things to her, those who have separated her from her husband, and those who have let her brother fail the royal examination in last life, she will let them pay in her way.But how can a 14-year-old girl, innocent and elegant, take a revenge? How can she fight against her family on her own? How can she deal with her weak-kneed father and heartless mother? Just read and find it out now!

When trash becomes a genius—one word: Fierce! Two words: Two-faced! Three words: Too heaven defying! She is the foremost and outstanding armament refining master. Passing through a dynasty, and became a publicly humiliated and bullied Third Young Miss. Ancient beasts, too outrageous? Obediently become a docile pet, or I’ll make you into soup! Ninth rank talent, rare talent in a thousand years? She was born with a godly constitution, crushing all geniuses! Peak level Profound Grade Armament, beyond priceless? Sorry to embarrass, but the bowl she uses to feed the cat is already at the God Grade….. she possessed a pair of eyes that could see through everything, yet she couldn’t see through—him! Merely exposing his demonic smile, Prince Mou lightly loosened his belt: “Can’t see through? Do not fret, you can slowly view when you return to the room. I’ll allow you to scrupulously inspect from head to toe.”