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Chapter 104: Pure Clown

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Chapter 104: Pure Clown

Chapter 104 Pure Clown

In the face of danger, Jiang Qiuxu not only resolved the crisis, but also glanced at Fang Qi from the corner of his mind. Seeing his angry look, it was a bit funny.

"what!!!"

The Roaring Lord repeated his old tricks, but unfortunately no matter how hard it was to deal with Jiang Qiuxu, the wounds on his body gradually increased, and he finally fell to the sword of a horse-killing sword.

"Really kill at first sight?"

The people who had shouted back before saw Jiang Qiuxu actually killing the Roaring Lord found it incredible.

"It's so handsome."

"It can't be that you have played in the company before!"

Jiang Qiuxu didn't care at all whether others believed it or not. He put the sword on his shoulder, raised his head slightly in the direction of Fang Qi, and raised the corners of his mouth, with a hint of provocation in his pride.

The audience didn't know what Fang Qi was feeling, but the monster's corpse set off Jiang Qiuxu's posture at the moment, making them unable to pull their eyes out. I love it so much!

"Is there anything awesome?" Jiang Qiuxu asked Fang Qi.

Fang Qi said harshly: "Don't be complacent, this is the weakest one!"

"Then where should we go next?" Jiang Qiuxu asked.

Fang Qi estimated that at this time, other anchors were fighting the monsters around the Novice Village, and the monsters with second and third stars might not necessarily be able to take down Jiang Qiuxu, but would only increase her arrogance.

"Forget it, let you all open your eyes and see the world." Fang Qi said, leading Jiang Qiuxu on the way.

He was seen wandering east and west, gradually moving away from Novice Village, and he did not invade the territory of other monsters along the way.

The audience knows that at this stage, only the producer Fang Qi can identify the route so clearly. It seems that we are really going to find a powerful monster this time. Thinking of this, everyone can't help but look forward to it.

After walking for an unknown amount of time, Fang Zhe came to the bottom of a cliff, pulled the vines clinging to the cliff, and said to Jiang Qiuxu: "Come on, climb!"

Just crawl, Jiang Qiuxu showed no fear, put his saber on his back, and grabbed the vines to move upward.

After climbing a few meters, the two received a system prompt: The player is about to enter the territory of an unknown monster!

"Here it comes!" The audience looked forward to it.

"What will it be?"

"Strange bird?"

"Giant snake?"

Amid the speculation of the audience, the two finally climbed to the top of the cliff after a long time. There was no huge bird's nest or deep pool on it, as if there was nothing.

Before Jiang Qiuxu could ask, a strong wind suddenly blew up, and the sky was shrouded in a huge shadow.

Jiang Qiuxu raised his head and saw a huge monster with two wings on its back hovering above his head.

System prompt: Found legendary monsters, dragons, Storm King Storm, crusade difficulty, monster territory registration completed.

It is obviously different from the previous prompts when encountering the Roaring Lord. Just the word "legend" is enough to make people nervous, let alone the subsequent introduction.

"Dragon!?"

"In addition to the title, there is also a name, six-star difficulty."

"To be honest, if Fang Qi hadn't led the way, others would have had to work hard to find this place."

"Come down, come down."

Fang Qi had already fled far away, leaving Jiang Qiuxu to face the dragon alone.

The dragon's wings flapped, and the Storm King landed on the top of the cliff. The dragon's eyes looked at Jiang Qiuxu without showing any emotion, as if what he was facing was just an ant that sneaked up and could be easily trampled to death.

The dragon's claws seemed to be swung carelessly, but the speed and attack range were not comparable to those of the Roaring Lord.

Jiang Qiuxu rolled back in a panic and was able to avoid it.

The Storm King seemed a little surprised when he missed the attack, and his movements paused.

Jiang Qiuxu hesitated for a moment, but still chose to test the attack. As soon as he rushed forward, he saw the Storm King waving another dragon claw.

Jiang Qiuxu had a rough idea of ​​what he had just dodged once, but this swing was faster than the previous one, and the attack range was also wider.

This sudden change caught Jiang Qiuxu off guard, and he was caught was only wearing the equipment of the Novice Village. Her defense and HP were not worth a blow from a dragon. She died on the spot.

Seeing this scene, the audience was stunned and didn't react at all. So it was just dead?

Only Fang Qi, who was hiding behind the stone, jumped up on the stone excitedly, raised his arms and shouted: "Woo~hoo~ohho!!!"

But he seemed to have forgotten that he was also in the Storm King's territory.

After wiping out a small ant, the Storm King turned to the strange little fleas jumping excitedly on the stone.

When the audience saw that Fang Qi was so happy, they were naturally furious.

"Shoot him to death!"

"Bite him to death, crunchy!"

Fang Qi didn't mind at all. He didn't even need the Storm King to take action, and took the initiative to leap towards the cliff with faith. He opened his arms and shouted: "It's great!"

Storm King: "..."

Audiences:"……"

At this moment, Jiang Qiuxu was standing in his place of mourning, looking at the tombstone in front of him.

ID "Meet", born at 9:50 on xx, xx, xx, and died at 12:12, xx, xx, xx, at the hands of Storm King Storm, killing 1 monster in his life.

Comment: He is extremely talented and has a bright future, but it is a pity that he faced the legend too early.

Jiang Qiuxu exited the place of mourning and found that Fang Qi had also come out. The pride on his face could not be hidden at all, and he almost danced in front of her.

"You're so cute, you can succeed!" Jiang Qiuxu rolled his eyes at him and prepared to recreate the character.

"Is it still simple?" Fang Qi asked.

"Not bad." Jiang Qiuxu said, suddenly curious, "Let me see what comments you have on the monument."

Fang Qi decisively refused: "If you don't want to look at it, there is nothing good to see."

The audience was reminded and shouted: "Look, you must see it!"

"Hurry up." Jiang Qiuxu also urged.

Fang Qi tried to explain away: "We must be the same when we are together. What's so interesting about it?"

"No, you must see it." Jiang Qiuxu was determined not to be fooled by him.

Seeing how interested everyone was, Fang Qi had no choice but to say, "Okay, then I'll show it off."

He entered the place of mourning and interacted with his first tombstone. The birth and death times on it were almost the same as Jiang Qiuxu's. The number of monsters killed was 1, and his death at the hands of Storm King Storm was also the same.

Only the two people's comments were completely different: a brainless tour guide who harmed others and himself, a pure clown!

Fang Qi naturally knew the rules for generating comments. He knew before clicking in that they would not be good words, but when he saw it with his own eyes, he almost spit out blood.

"Pfft!" Jiang Qiuxu laughed.

The audience laughed like crazy.

"Why are you laughing?" Fang Qi said angrily, "Didn't you ask me to take you to challenge difficult monsters?"

Jiang Qiuxu said plausibly: "Yes, I let you go, but you knew I couldn't beat you, so you still took me there, causing both of us to die. Your comment is correct."

Fang Qi was stunned: "You can act rogue now, right?"

"Learn from you..." Jiang Qiuxu was holding his head high and confident, when he suddenly noticed his small eyes that were looking downward, "Where are you looking, I'm going to die!"

Fang Qi put aside the beginning: "I didn't mean it, it's all your fault!"

"Blame me?" Jiang Qiuxu reached out and grabbed Fang Qi's ears.

Fang Qi's neck was quite flexible and he could dodge left and right.

The audience who were still laughing at Fang Qi just now, their wide eyes suddenly became bloodshot: "What are you doing, what are you doing!"

(End of this chapter)

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