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Chapter 52: If this is a liar, he will starve to death!

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Chapter 52: If this is a liar, he will starve to death!

Chapter 52 If this is a liar, he will starve to death! "The dragon is here? Where is it?" Liang Zhenying's originally stern facial features softened instantly. He stretched his neck and looked out, his eyes filled with affection.

"On the way, I'll be there in a minute."

When Liang Zhenying heard this, he was obviously in a good mood, and his attitude towards Jiang He also turned 180°. He was no longer cold and cold as before, but smiled at her kindly, "Thank you in advance, little girl. "

"Haha, you're welcome, Grandpa."

Jiang He laughed awkwardly, and suddenly felt that Liang Yinglong's quick temper, which turned out to be faster than flipping through a book, was [-]% due to genetics.

"Okay, dad, please sit down for a while while I talk to the little girl outside... Also, if you need anything, just call me. Don't keep ringing the bell."

As she spoke, Liang Yingfeng wanted to pull the call bell out of Liang Zhenying's hand, but Liang Zhenying refused to let go and deliberately pressed it several times.

Liang Yingfeng's brows instantly tightened. She sighed helplessly as a tired old man, "Okay, you can press it if you want."

"I'll make you laugh. My dad is no different from that seven or eight-year-old kid now."

Sitting on the sofa in the living room, Liang Yingfeng obviously had a severe headache. She pinched her temples hard, and there was cold sweat on her forehead.

"Are you okay? Do you want to go rest for a while? When your brother comes over, he and I should be able to do it, right?" Jiang He was a little worried about Liang Yingfeng's health.

"You're asking him in vain, he doesn't know anything." Liang Yingfeng opened the drawer under the coffee table, took out the painkillers, and swallowed one. In less than 5 minutes, she was obviously relieved.

"Name, gender, age...my dad will be 7 in July, can't you tell?" Liang Yingfeng shook the questionnaire and said quite proudly.

"I really can't see it."

Liang Zhenlong has a rosy face and a very good complexion. He has not even lost a few teeth. He even has the energy to bully his daughter. He looks about the same age as his grandma.

"Then why did grandpa become paralyzed?"

"There is a tumor in the spine. Although it is benign, the location is not very good. If it is operated on, it will not be able to get off the operating table if it is not intact. In addition, because we are so old, the doctor suggested that we treat it conservatively. The tumor has grown in recent years. Slowly compressing the nerves, he became paralyzed... But other than that, the old man has no other problems, except that his blood lipids are slightly high. Oh, by the way, I have a case here, do you want to see it? "

"If it's not troublesome." Jiang He quickly recorded the old man's condition on his pad.

Liang Yingfeng quickly found the case and handed it to Jiang He. Jiang He looked through it and found that there were indeed no other problems. He simply took two photos and returned it.

"Sister, is he here? If he's not here, it's definitely a lie..." Liang Yinglong pushed the door open and barged in. He was obviously stunned when he saw Jiang He.

"Hello, Mr. Liang, I am Jiang He, Jie Ping's bath assistant." Jiang He pretended not to hear the word "liar" and stood up and stretched out his hand to him.

Liang Yinglong and Liang Yingfeng look very similar. They are siblings at first glance, but their body shapes are very different. Liang Yinglong is tall and strong, and his belly is about to burst the down zipper. Liang Yingfeng is almost a head shorter than her brother and has a thin body. , Jiang He suspected that she was not even half the weight of her younger brother.

There were not many wrinkles on Liang Yinglong's face, and he looked much younger. However, Liang Yingfeng had a bitter look that looked old, especially the bruises under her eyes, which suggested that she did not sleep well on weekdays.

"How old are you? Are you 30? You are so young, why do you think of doing this?"

Liang Yinglong shook Jiang He's hand hesitantly, "Can't you find a job? Or..."

"What do you care about?" Liang Yingfeng interrupted Liang Yinglong's not polite she finished speaking, Liang Zhenying's angry voice came from the back room, "Is the dragon coming?"

"Hey, it's me, dad, I'm here to see you!" Liang Yinglong threw the feathers on the sofa and rushed into the room, no longer caring about Jiang He, who had not been cleared of suspicion of being a liar.

Liang Yingfeng picked up the down jacket and hung it on the hanger at the door. "What else do you want to know?"

"Can I take a look at your bathroom? When we assist with bathing, we will use the water heater and may also replace the hoses and even the shower head."

"No problem." Liang Yingfeng led Jiang He around the bathroom. After Jiang He confirmed that there was no problem with the water heater and shower head, he left a copy of the "Home Bath Care Service Agreement" to Liang Yingfeng.

“Let’s add WeChat so you can contact us directly if you have any questions.”

Before Jiang He left, he went to say hello to Liang Zhenying and Liang Yinglong.

She noticed that Liang Zhenying was holding a string of sandalwood Buddha beads that were very oily in his left hand. He fiddled with one from time to time and muttered something in his mouth. She could vaguely hear something like "Subhuti" and "Bodhisattva". "Grandpa still believes in Buddhism, he is so pious!"

Jiang He didn't expect that these words would stir up a hornet's nest.

"If you don't believe it, you are just afraid of death and chanting sutras to prolong your life!"

Liang Yingfeng's answer was too straightforward, and Jiang He couldn't answer it at all. The words were like a stone, hitting the feet of several people in the room.

"Sister, can you please stop talking nonsense? Our dad is not afraid of death!" Fortunately, Liang Yinglong jumped out in time to retort loudly.

"Xiao Jiang, let me tell you, our old man was only as strong as when he was young. He is almost 80. When he goes out, his clothes are still pressed neatly, the seam of his trousers is straight, and his collar is starched to be straight... everything. He did it himself, who wouldn’t give a thumbs up when he saw it? I still remember the old man saying that if he collapsed on the bed in the future, he would definitely not drag us siblings down. Even if he could crawl, he would have to crawl to the kitchen to get a knife to wipe it. Neck... Ouch, you don’t know, when my dad was paralyzed, our family didn’t even dare to put nail clippers outside.”

The more Liang Yinglong talked, the more excited he became. The veins on his neck popped out, and his voice was shaking like a broken plastic bag spinning in the north wind.

"'A family with an elder is like a treasure'. Dad must live well. With you here, my sister and I are the children of a family!"

When Liang Yinglong said the last sentence, he actually cried in a dramatic tone, which made Liang Zhenying burst into tears. The father and son hugged each other, crying and wiping away tears. Jiang He stood aside and watched, embarrassed. I wish I could be petrified in situ.

Liang Yingfeng, however, was not surprised. She smiled apologetically at Jiang He and said, "The two of you come here every now and then. We are addicted to drama! It has nothing to do with you. Can I give it to you?"

"Sister, do you think she is a liar?" As soon as Liang Yinglong heard the sound of the door closing, he immediately rushed out of the room and asked nonchalantly.

"How much does this wash cost?" Liang Yingfeng picked up the agreement and started to read it.

"399!" Liang Yinglong lied without blinking. Liang Yingfeng raised her eyes and glanced at him, obviously not believing it.

"The first time was 99, and it will be 399 from now on." Liang Yinglong quickly added.

"Waking so much for 99 yuan? If she is a liar, she will starve to death!"

After speaking, Liang Yingfeng picked up the pen and signed the agreement, "Yinglong, to be honest, the 'bathing aid' you found this time is more reliable than the messy ones before."

(End of this chapter)

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