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Chapter 51: Sister, chat with her first and touch her bottom.

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Chapter 51: Sister, chat with her first and touch her bottom.

Chapter 51 Sister, chat with her first and touch her bottom.

Liang Yinglong was already ready for a big quarrel. He put his hands on his hips and raised his luck to his Dantian. He didn't expect that the person opposite him was so easy to talk to, and his aggressive aura suddenly collapsed.

He opened his mouth, not knowing what to say next.

It was his wife who reminded him of this deception, "The anti-fraud propaganda posted everywhere says, 'Transfers to people you don't know online are all scams.' Have you not seen them at all?"

"This...this is not the same thing at all!"

Liang Yinglong said this, but he was already murmuring in his heart. The more he thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong. After taking two bites of the braised noodles, he put down his chopsticks and hurriedly wanted his money back.

"I've been deceived, can I refund it to you? Forget it, 99 yuan is not much, just treat it as a lesson!" His wife was afraid that he would get angry in a hurry, so she persuaded him.

"...I...I'll think about it, please return the money to me first." Liang Yinglong still did not forget his original intention.

"The money has been returned, please take a look."

The little girl's voice on the other side of the phone sounded a little hoarse, as if she had a bad cold. Liang Yinglong suddenly felt like he was bullying a child.

He looked at the 99 yuan transferred back by the other party in the dialog box. He was just about to click on it with his thumb, but he felt that it was unnecessary. He was struggling with it when he suddenly realized that the little girl opposite him still had something to say.

"...Ah? What did you say?"

"I said, before officially assisting with bathing, we will have someone come to the door to understand the basic physical condition of the elderly and the bathing conditions at home. I wonder what time is more convenient for you?"

"Have someone come to your door? Do you need to charge extra?" Liang Yinglong was extremely cautious now.

"There is no additional charge. This is also part of the bathing assistance service and is included in the 99 yuan."

"Come to the door? Why come to the door? I haven't mentioned this before!" Zhang Jiefang asked Jiang Xiaoping in a low voice, puzzled.

"It's no wonder that people pay for just chatting online. It's no wonder that they don't feel at ease. It's different when we go to the house. We can understand the elderly's situation in person, and the other party can feel a little more relieved when they see us."

Jiang Xiaoping's mind turned faster after all, and she naturally understood Jiang He's true intention of "coming to the door with a special person".

"Well, 24 hours in advance... Okay, then you can just send the old man's address and contact number... Okay, that's it, I won't disturb you anymore."

"...The Lihuang Community also sent us their address and phone number, saying that we can go there any day today and tomorrow."

Zhang Jiefang really didn't expect that "personal visits" would be of such great use. When she told those who consulted, many who were hesitant at first sent their addresses immediately, "There are also several people from other places who asked us if we could go."

"Where are they from?" Jiang Xiaoping asked curiously.

"There are ones in Suzhou, there are also ones in Shenzhen, and there are two in Wuhan."

"It's far enough. You can't even buy a second-class train ticket for 99 yuan." Jiang Xiaoping smiled and shook her head.

“It’s definitely not possible in other places now, and we don’t know how we will develop in the future!”

Jiang He stretched out his hand and hugged Jiang Xiaoping and Zhang Jiefang. She looked at Liang Xiujing with bright eyes, "What is our goal?"

"Venture capital financing, IPO dividends!" Liang Xiujing and Zhang Jiefang shouted in unison. Jiang He nodded with satisfaction, then turned his head and squinted to look at Jiang Xiaoping, who was half a beat too late to catch up.

"Jie Fang helps you bathe and lead to prosperity!" Jiang Xiaoping quickly added half a sentence in a hurry.

"...Hmm, does it sound like a pyramid scheme? This sentence doesn't work. Let's discuss it again."

Jiang He shook his head in disgust, and Jiang Xiaoping was naturally dissatisfied, "It's just a pyramid scheme. I think it's pretty good, and it rhymes." As a result, Liang Xiujing also waved her hand at her, and Zhang Jiefang stood by her side alone, giving Jiang Xiaoping a blow. That's enough. "There's nothing going on in the afternoon, so I'll go to Mr. Liang and Lihuang Community first. Mom, you and Aunt Jiefang will read the script first and rehearse a little. When I come back, we'll start filming directly."

When Liang Yingfeng heard the knock on the door, she had just helped her father up from the bed and sat up. She quickly tied the bib on the old man, and then placed a small bowl of cut fruit and a fruit fork in the old man's hand, " You eat slowly while I go out and take a look."

However, Liang Zhenying didn't seem to hear him. He didn't say a word and just immersed himself in eating fruit. Liang Yingfeng didn't care and was used to it.

"Who are you?" Liang Yingfeng opened the door and looked at Jiang He standing outside the door hesitantly.

"Hello, I am Jiang He, who is helping Jieping bath. You must be Mr. Liang Zhenying's daughter, right?"

"Hey, I am, you...come in."

While Jiang He lowered his head to put on his shoe covers, Liang Yingfeng couldn't help but take a second look at her blue hair.

The girl in front of her, no matter her age, dress or appearance, was different from what Liang Yingfeng had expected before. She thought that those who work as bath assistants should be similar to nurses and nannies, and they must all be in their 50s and [-]s, rich and thick. Damn, this Jiang He is an office worker.

Liang Yinglong is an unknown person who always likes to do weird things. He suddenly called an hour ago and said that the staff of the bathing aid team would come to the house soon to understand the situation.

"What does 'helping bathing' do?" Liang Yingfeng asked puzzledly.

"It literally means helping with bathing. Our dad hasn't had a bath for a while. I happened to see someone doing this on the Internet, so I thought about asking them to give dad a bath.

"Taking a bath is a good thing, but is this 'bathing aid' reliable? I've never heard of it!"

"Let's give it a try. Anyway, I'll give you the money after washing. I'll arrive a little later... Well, sister, you chat with her first and touch her bottom."

"What do you want to drink?" Liang Yingfeng treated Jiang He as if he were a guest.

"No need to bother." Jiang He waved to Liang Yingfeng, and she took out two questionnaires from her bag and handed them over, "You take a look first."

Liang Yingfeng originally thought that Jiang He, such a young and pretty girl, was just deceiving her about "helping with bathing", but after taking a closer look at the watch, she suddenly felt more at ease.

Just as Jiang He was about to speak, she suddenly heard a sweet doorbell ringing. She was still thinking that she didn't see the doorbell at the door just now. However, Liang Yingfeng sighed heavily, stood up with a cold face and walked towards the back room with the door half-opened. Jiang He also followed subconsciously.

"I'm thirsty." Liang Zhenying, who was leaning on the bedside, saw his daughter coming in and didn't let go of her finger pressing the call bell.

"Didn't I come in now? Stop pressing the button. I've told you so many times. This noise gives me a headache!"

Although Liang Yingfeng's tone was not kind, she still thoughtfully brought the thermos cup with a straw to the old man's mouth.

"Who are you?" Liang Zhenying took a sip of water and suddenly noticed Jiang He.

"Hello, Grandpa, I am Jieping's staff at Bath Assistance!"

Jiang He raised the tone a little. Liang Xiujing's ears were a little bad, so she did it subconsciously.

"I'm not deaf!" Liang Zhenying yelled at Jiang He angrily. Jiang He's ears turned red with embarrassment and he apologized repeatedly.

"Don't worry about it. My dad doesn't have a good relationship with anyone, and neither do I, except his best friend."

Liang Yingfeng smiled self-deprecatingly and took out a tissue to wipe the water off the old man's chin. "This is Yinglong who came here specially to help you take a bath. Be polite to this little girl!"

(End of this chapter)

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