No results found!
  • Series
  • Bookmarks
  • Blog
logo
logo
SeriesBookmarksBlog
No results found!

WU NOVEL

WU NOVELWU NOVEL

About Us

Contact Us

Privacy Policy

half-baked life

half-baked life

0 Comments

View All

Chapter 46: I can’t do any of these, I can only take a bath.

Read on App

Chapter 46: I can’t do any of these, I can only take a bath.

Chapter 46 I can’t do any of these, I can only take a bath.

"Now that the problem has been discovered, the next step is to solve it."

Jiang Hefeng said calmly that after all, this is what she has been doing, and she not only likes it but is also good at it.

"I briefly checked about the license. This industry is too new and the policies haven't caught up yet, so I'll put it aside for now and take it step by step. Besides, no matter what, at least we have a 'certificate'!" "

"What evidence?" Zhang Jiefang was confused.

"Your "Elderly Care Medical Care Certificate." Jiang Xiaoping reminded.

Zhang Jiefang immediately acted as if she was suddenly enlightened, but the corners of her mouth curled downward nervously. She didn't expect that the false evidence could be so useful.

The cover had faded before, so she went to the merchant to refund the money, but the merchant refused to refund the money at all. He only said that he would send her a new one. The new certificate arrived at a young age, but Zhang Jiefang has been too lazy to pick it up, and now it is still left at the Cainiao Station! "If you want to popularize emerging things, the fastest and most cost-effective way is through the Internet, so I think we can try to use social apps that mainly use videos or pictures to gain customers, and in the early stage, we can popularize science related to bathing..."

Jiang He noticed that Zhang Jiefang's eyes were blurry again. She didn't know that Zhang Jiefang was distracted, and thought that she was speaking too professionally and obscurely, so she quickly stopped and adjusted.

"Just take some videos and photos of helping the elderly take a bath, post them online, and then offer a trial price of 99 for the first time to encourage..."

"Just 99 for a shower?" Zhang Jiefang immediately perked up when she heard the price, "How can this be good? Nowadays, ordinary people can't even take a bath for more than this price, but for the three of us, aren't we just making money at a loss!" "

"Aunt Jiefang, don't worry."

Jiang He smiled and comforted Zhang Jiefang. Only then did Zhang Jiefang realize that her voice had suddenly risen so high that her ears were all red.

"It is indeed a bit cheap, but there is nothing we can do about it. Because now everyone does not know enough about bathing aids for the elderly, and the three of us are such a 'grass team'. If people are asked to pay 400 yuan at once, they have to hesitate. . If it were replaced by 99, the cost of trial and error would be relatively much lower."

"Jie Fang, in fact, this is just like the 99% off promotion we just opened. People have to feel that they are taking advantage of it before they will come in. If you feel good after washing it, you can come back again, just like Uncle Zhang. By then it will no longer be [-]." Jiang Xiaoping also explained a few sentences.

"Oh, okay, then I'll listen to you."

Zhang Jiefang actually didn't turn around much, but Jiang Xiaoping was in business. Since she said so, it must be right.

"The most important question now is, who played the role of the 'disabled old man' when filming the video?"

"Me." Liang Xiujing had been listening for a long time, and she felt that she finally had the opportunity to speak, "I am not a ready-made 'disabled old man'!"

"Grandma, you definitely can't do it. This video cannot be taken in one or two times. If you have to do it again and again, if it hurts you... absolutely not."

"In this case, I will do my duty." After hearing this, Jiang Xiaoping stood up and turned around in a circle with an enchanting posture. She was dressed in a trendy Maillard outfit, separated from the "disabled old man" Traveling thousands of miles.

"Just let He'er take good care of me as a mother!" Jiang Xiaoping almost wrote the words "disrespectful for the elderly" on her forehead.

"You should be more formal now!" Liang Xiujing laughed and complained to her, "He'er, hurry up and buy your mother a white hair and let her wear it. At least she looks a little like an old man!"

"Don't worry, grandma, I've already placed an order." Jiang He's main theme was "preparing for a rainy day." She lowered her head and made a few notes on the pad, "Let's start shooting the video tomorrow afternoon. Mom, do you have a swimsuit?"

"Of course. Is it okay to wear a bikini?" Jiang Xiaoping was eager to give it a try.

"No." Jiang He said firmly, "Do you have anything more conservative? It's best to wear something with long sleeves and boxer briefs."

"That's so ugly!" Jiang Xiaoping couldn't help but said in disgust, "Then can I wear a mask?"

"Yes, if you want, you can wear a facekini."

"...Jiang He, um, let's share it, haha... What are your plans?" Zhang Jiefang is still most concerned about this in the end. Looking at what it means, she estimates that she won't even get one-third.

"You have to give me at least 25...20%, right?" Zhang Jiefang thought in her heart, if it was any less, she would quit... Of course it's impossible, it's better than nothing!

"Aunt Jie Fang is like this. I briefly discussed it with my mother. The two of us together account for 51%, and you account for 49%. Do you think it's okay?"

Zhang Jiefang suddenly turned her head to look at Jiang Xiaoping, "49%?"

She poked her chest hesitantly with her finger, "I alone account for 49%?"

Jiang Xiaoping nodded.

"No, no, I can't ask for so much."

Although Zhang Jiefang dreams about making a lot of money every day so that she can fill the big hole that she has dug, she is not the kind of person who does not know what is good and what is bad and who takes advantage.

She alone accounts for half of it?How could she have such a big face?

"Aunt Jiefang, don't refuse in a hurry. There is a reason why I gave you 49%. One is your "Care Certificate". Neither I nor my mother have it. This is your technical investment; the other is that my mother is busy. Regarding the bath center, I can’t be too tired physically, so from now on, you will have to take care of the video shooting, customer communication, plus the recruitment of employees, training and management that may occur in the future.”

"Ah? I...I can't do this...I can only take a bath."

"Aunt Jiefang, you don't want to occupy the shares and work for nothing!"

Jiang He deliberately picked Zhang Jiefang up, and Zhang Jiefang fell for it, "I'm afraid that I might do... That's fine, I'll do it. I'll do whatever you ask me to do. But when the time comes, Jiang He, you have to give me a blow." Like, okay? "Okay, absolutely no problem!" Jiang He promised, but Zhang Jiefang still felt guilty. She always felt that she would mess things up.

"Zhang Jiefang, I'm going to show you that you are destined to serve others all your life. The most important thing in life is to accept your fate. Don't mess around. The more fun you have, the faster you will die!"

Most of the words that came out of Tang Yaocan's stinky mouth were regarded as farts by Zhang Jiefang.

Only this sentence made Zhang Jiefang think it made sense. To be a human being, you have to accept your fate. She was born to be a bitch and could do nothing but serve others.

Sure enough, when it came time to officially shoot the video, Zhang Jiefang messed up again.

She had rehearsed the action sequence several times beforehand, and there was no problem at all. But as soon as the filming started, she either made mistakes here or made mistakes there. She finally got it right, and had to cancel it because she peeked at the camera due to a guilty conscience.

"No, I... I really can't." Before Jiang He could say anything, Zhang Jiefang couldn't help it, "Sister Xiaoping, how about we change, I play the role of an old man, I look old, like!" "

Jiang Xiaoping, who was soaking in the hot water in her swimsuit, was so comfortable that she almost fell asleep. It took her a while before she said anything, "We can't change. My waist is not good and I can't move you."

Zhang Jiefang turned to look at Jiang He, who just took off his cell phone from the tripod and shook it at her, "Are you sure you want to switch with me?"

"...Oh, why is it so difficult!" Zhang Jiefang squatted beside the bathtub in despair. Taking a picture of this thing looked easy, but it was actually much more strenuous than taking a bath.

"Aunt Jie Fang, don't be stressed. Most people are nervous in front of the camera at the beginning. Just take two more shots. In fact, the first half of the shot just now is usable. Just add a close-up of the hands later."

"Close-up of hands? Are you taking pictures of me? My hands... are not pretty." Zhang Jiefang rubbed her hands nervously, even wanting to wear a cotton vest. .

"What's not good about this, 'laborers are the most beautiful people'!" Jiang Xiaoping sat up suddenly and said it seriously, imitating Zhao Benshan's tone. Zhang Jiefang laughed out loud, and the penis in her body was so tight that she was buzzing. The ringing strings suddenly relaxed.

"Yes, your hands look professional!" Jiang He said, focusing on Zhang Jiefang's big, rough, calloused hands, "3, 2, 1, start!"

(End of this chapter)

Don't want to lose your reading progress

Save your place and continue where you left off on any device

Rated Novels

Ongoing
Douluo: I am the peerless dragon god, helping Qian Renxue ascend

Su Bai travels across the Douluo Continent, with the spirit of the Golden Ancestral Dragon. He can control the power of elements and cultivate to the demigod realm!The number one person in the world!At the same time, he accidentally obtains the [Apprenticeship] system, which allows him to accept original characters as apprentices.Compared to "Tang Clan Buddha Tang San", "Big Pimp Dai Mubai" and others, Su Bai had no interest at all, and instead set his sights on Qian Renxue.At the beginning, he strongly accepted Qian Renxue as his disciple, and the Angel God could not sit still and sent a messenger to the lower world.Bibi Dong doesn't like Qian Renxue, so she summons the consciousness of Rakshasa God?Even the God Shura wants to join in the fun?Then hit!Su Bai joins hands with the Angel God to defeat Rakshasa and Shura!An agreement was reached that Su Bai would train Xiaoxue, and when she reached level 100, she could choose her own deity position!Several years later, he found himself in front of his master, Su Bai, who had trained him.Qian Renxue could no longer conceal her inner feelings: "Master, in fact, I don't just like you..."

Ongoing
Douluo: The peerless spear master, the start shocked Yu Xiaogang

Chu Yuan accidentally traveled to the world of Douluo Continent and awakened his god-level martial spirit, the Silver Dragon Magic Spear.Chu Yuan, whose parents died when he was young, came to Shrek Academy in Soto City by chance. Because of his outstanding talent and extremely fast cultivation speed, he was accepted into the academy by Flanders, the dean of Shrek Academy.Due to his outstanding performance and great talent, Dean Flanders and Vice Dean Zhao Wuji unanimously decided to appoint Chu Yuan as a teacher at Shrek Academy.Throughout his life, Chu Yuan walked on thin ice, not caring about the world and concentrating on cultivation.Five years passed in a flash. That day, Chu Yuan sat on the silver dragon and decided to return to the academy, only to find that the original Shrek Academy had recruited several more disciples.Tang San: "The third article of Xuantian Treasure Record is that you have the way to death!"Master: "Xiao San, apologize to His Majesty Chu Yuan!"Bibi Dong: It seems that the youngest Titled Douluo in Douluo Continent is about to change his owner.

Ongoing
I have completed the evil path, and you tell me it is not a game?

The natural vampire wanted me to live forever with her, and the last dragon lady wanted me to be her dragon rider;The dual-personality Full Moon Queen wants me to dye my hair yellow, and the yandere Saint wants to be my spirit.The silver-haired, red-eyed goddess wants me to be her savior...But I just want to get through the evil path quickly.--------As the player who has completed the game "Destiny Rising" the fastest since its release, Li Cheng was invited to test the brain-computer version of the game.However, he didn't expect that the game cabin exploded on the spot and he traveled through time and space on the spot.But Li Cheng didn't know all this and thought he was playing the latest version of "Destiny Birth".Li Cheng: "【Whoever you stare at will get pregnant with twins】, 【Dragon King with a Crooked Mouth】, 【Will you win?】, 【Sorry, you didn't let me have fun】... With these new abstract abilities, I will definitely be able to break the fastest clearance record!""Waiting online, it's urgent. My savior is seriously ill, and he always thinks this world is a game!" Lilith looked at Li Cheng, who had transformed into a dead knight and a dragon hero, and her face turned cold:"He skipped all the red tape before the love line!"——The large-scale documentaries "I have conceptual abilities and can travel quickly through different worlds", "They who covet my gentleness let down their guard", and "I am reborn to raise the first light in the Destiny Continent" continue to be broadcast for you.

Ongoing
The Power of the Three Kingdoms at the End of the Han Dynasty and the Imperial Power of the Han Dyna

The late Han Dynasty was full of chaos, with powerful families inside and Xianbei grasslands outside. How can a modern soul avoid the same mistakes of history when he travels to the late Han Dynasty?Let's see how the emperor's uncle Liu Han brings the broken man to the top again step by step Novel keywords: Three Kingdoms at the end of Han Dynasty: The Power of the Han Dynasty has no pop-up window, download the full txt version of Three Kingdoms at the end of the Han Dynasty: The Power of the Han Dynasty, read the latest chapters of The Three Kingdoms at the end of the Han Dynasty: The Power of the Han Dynasty

Ongoing
A mob of clones

We are divided;We are in different worlds;Our strength cannot be shared;We are born at the bottom of the world;We are all just the most ordinary ordinary people;Our beginnings are as humble as the dust;We will only meet each other in life and death;The saddest thing about us is the rabble…we……Want to get out of the quagmire.we……Want to control your own destiny.World: Quiba; Eternal Life; Corpse Brother; Spirit Cage; Lord of Mysteries; Inuyasha; ro: 0; Bone King; Seven Deadly Sins; Tao Weird Immortal; I Have a House of Horrors; My Healing Game; Dragon Ball; Game Life Zero ; My name is mt; Return of the spell; Avatar power; Infinite terror;... (No pirates, no Naruto, no Death. The author of the migrant workers comic has read too much, and it’s annoying~)[Note: It’s not a cool article, it’s not a cool article, it’s not a cool article. No one can reach the sky with a golden finger. Everyone may die. Even the protagonists who have more roles may die for various reasons. If you don’t like it, don’t criticize it. 】[Note: There are a lot of original plots inside, so those who want to simply watch the original plot may be mistaken] Keywords of the novel: No pop-up window for "The Crowd of Clone", full txt download of "The Crowd of Clone", read the latest chapters of "The Crow" of Clone

Ongoing
Full-time mage: Master Kunlun Demon Lord

Su Yunxiao traveled through time because he stayed up late to watch The Master and accidentally time traveled into the body of a ten-year-old child who died due to an accident and out of control.Just when he was about to die from the force of death, the beauty in fox fur suddenly appeared and saved him.Through memories and long time together, Su Yunxiao was surprised to find that his master turned out to be the demon lord in charge of Kunlun.The proud white-haired master with twelve fox tails!"Xiao Yunxiao, you are mine, you can't escape!"Su Yunxiao, who was killed by the fusion of wind and thunder, was a heretic to the world, but he was lucky to have a master who could protect him.This book is also known as "The Versatile Mage: Victims of Wind and Thunder from Kunlun" and "The Versatile Mage: With a Dominant Master, You Can Really Do Whatever You Want"(The introduction is too weak, please move to the text) Novel keywords: Full-time Mage: Master Kunlun Demon Lord no pop-up window, Full-time Mage: Master Kunlun Demon Lord txt full set download, Full-time Mage: Master Kunlun Demon Lord latest chapter reading

Ongoing
Ming Dynasty: He was ordered to give lectures in prison, but Lao Zhu eavesdropped and made people nu

Lin Che traveled to Hongwu in the Ming Dynasty and became a tribute student participating in the imperial examination.Knowing that it was not easy to be an official in the Hongwu Dynasty, he wanted to return to his previous life.However, the system requires that only by being executed by Zhu Yuanzhang can he return to modern times.So ever.Regarding the imperial examination policy, Lin Che wrote eloquently and eloquently, "Selecting officials through the imperial examination will harm the country and the people", and she wanted to die!Lao Zhu was furious and sent Lin Che to prison, whereupon Qiu asked for execution.Lin Che, who thought she was going to suffer some hardship, met a second-generation nobleman in prison.I gave him a lecture when I had nothing to do. Not only did I not suffer, but I actually enjoyed it very much."Mr. Lin, what is 'Das Kapital'?""Mr. Lin, can 'officials and gentry work together as one and pay for food' really solve the problem of land annexation?""Mr. Lin, what are 'commodity circulation' and 'equivalent exchange'?"The day of execution…Lin Che felt relaxed and died generously!The second generation Xun appeared, "Mr. Lin, my father has invited you!""Who is your father?""My father is Emperor Hongwu. Mr. Lin, you are safe!"Lin Che:? ? ? Keywords of the novel: Ming Dynasty: Lectures in Prison, Lao Zhu eavesdropped on people's numbness without pop-up window, Ming Dynasty: Lectures in Prison, Lao Zhu eavesdropped on people's numbness txt full set download, Ming Dynasty: Lectures in Prison, Lao Zhu eavesdropped on people's numbness Read the latest chapter

Ongoing
NBA: Start by torturing Jordan and add points to upgrade

Lin Tian returned to 95 and was selected by the Bulls with the 52nd overall pick in the second round. He was bound to the basketball emotional talent system. As long as it can cause emotional fluctuations, he can gain experience points and add points to upgrade and become stronger!Get the talented skills of Usain Bolt, Tom Brady and Mayweather at the beginning!So, in the most glorious era of the NBA, a bad-mouthed No. 1 position appeared!Within the Bulls, he repeatedly provoked Jordan and suffered repeated defeats!He was eccentric on the field, and he taunted him crazily after the game!There is a total of NBA trash talk, Lin Tian has twelve fights, and the rest owe him two fights!This book is also known as: "NBA: Get the talents of Bolt, Tom Brady and Mayweather at the beginning", "Old man, wake up, you are a big experience package", "NBA: Fortunately, I have enough Strong, otherwise I would have been beaten to death", "NBA: Compared with trash talk, I am thirty versions ahead of you"... Keywords of the novel: NBA: Starting from torturing Jordan, adding points to upgrade, no pop-up window, NBA: Starting to torture Jordan, starting to add points to upgrade, txt full set download, NBA: Starting from torturing Jordan, starting to add points to upgrade, read the latest chapter

Ongoing
The unscrupulous detective in Conan

God made a joke with Fujino. When he woke up, he traveled to the world of Detective Conan and became a high school detective whose parents died and inherited a four-story building. He usually relies on commissions to make ends meet.Just when he was at a loss, a career system was suddenly bound.From then on, he started the road of krypton gold becoming stronger.…………Excuse me, as a detective, why have you mastered so many skills?Fujino: Let’s just say, isn’t it common for a professional detective to learn professional skills? Key words of the novel: The Unreal Detective in Conan has no pop-up window,The Unexpected Detective in Conan txt complete works download,The latest chapter of the Unexpected Detective in Conan

Ongoing
The journey begins with Conan

Time travel ignited Su Beixun's ambition.In this endless journey of the world, you can get anything: wealth, power, life, strength...But all of this must start with completing the world goals of the Conan world.【Become a legend as a bad guy】!Tentative world: Conan - Demon Slayer - Jujutsu Kaisen - Naruto - etc.

Ongoing
The reincarnation of the Uchiha family

During the Fourth Ninja World War, looking at the coffin board of his ancestor Uchiha Madara rising in front of him, Uchiha Mingjing, who was the Fifth Hokage, Demon Slayer Hizashi, Emperor of the Sea and Hero Association S-class hero at the time, decided to kill him Press it back.…… Keywords of the novel: The Reincarnation of the Uchiha Family has no pop-up window, the full set of The Reincarnation of the Uchiha Family txt can be downloaded, and the latest chapters of The Reincarnation of the Uchiha Family can be read

Ongoing
American comics: Starting the dimensional war

The soul of Pai Lao in the past life, the beauty of this life.As a senior card player in his previous life, Zach came to the troubled world of American comics because of an existence of the philanthropist Jin Bin, the boss of Novice Village, the peace-guarding Snake Shield, and Thanos, the director of family planning in the universe, made Zach determined to control his own destiny. Fortunately, he has the power of the system and the Tyrannosaurus Rex. , let yourself start the journey of being a mastermind behind the scenes in the American comic world, and start a new dimensional war.Flok: I know that I am just a soldier in this dimensional war, but as long as it can bring about the revival of the Eldia Empire, I am willing to become a butcher and a devil.Clown: People say that I am the best clown, and my friends, in this dimensional war without gunpowder, you who are the weakest and arrogant are the real clowns.Holy Lord: I am a noble dragon and a demon everyone knows, I am not trustworthy.Paradox: The arrival of the Age of Heroes promotes the progress of the world, and also heralds the end of the world. So for the peace and security of the world, Avengers, I want to destroy you, come and duel with me! ! ! Novel keywords: American comics: The beginning of a dimensional war has no pop-ups, American comics: The beginning of a dimensional war is available for download in txt, American comics: The beginning of a dimensional war is available for reading in the latest chapter