Chapter 359: 359, Su Yu, female?
“By the way, Master, what name do you want to use on the driver’s license?” David asked.
“Um… let’s go with ‘Garcia’,” Su Yu casually replied.
“Understood.” David nodded, then picked up his camera and headed outside.
“Wait a minute.” Su Yu stopped him at this moment.
“What else would you like to tell me?” David turned around.
“I haven’t finished yet. How much money do you have now, David?”
David thought for a moment and replied, “I have 210,000 Runket coins in my bank account, not much cash.”
The exchange rate between Runket coin and Solar Yuan has always been stable at 1:2, 210,000 Runket coins are equivalent to 420,000 Solar Yuan.
Su Yu continued, “So, how much does it cost to get a driving license?”
“About 5 or 6 thousand should be enough.”
“Here’s what we’ll do.” Su Yu made a decision, “You take out all these 210,000, use 10,000 to obtain a driving license, change another 170,000 to cash for me, and leave the rest 30,000 to John. Let John deliver that money to the woman he robbed earlier and apologize sincerely.”
“Well… alright.” David was bleeding inside, but it was the money that he had worked hard to save up!
However, due to the presence of [Mind Control], he was completely unable to go against Su Yu’s will, so he had to grit his teeth and do it, no matter how painful it was.
…
Twenty minutes later, David returned to the housing building with 210,000 cash from his card.
The three men divided into three groups.
David went to get his driver’s license;
John went to deliver the money and apologized;
Su Yu went shopping with Morningstar with the remaining 170,000.
However, Su Yu and Morningstar didn’t spend too much time shopping.
From the 170,000 Runket coins, Su Yu spent 150,000 on buying medium-high equipped hovercar and another 10,000 on two cellphones, virtually spending all the money.
The remaining 10,000 was kept for backup.
After buying the car, Su Yu took Morningstar back to David’s residence. David wasn’t back yet, but John was already there.
Not only did he return, but he also brought back a basket full of fruits that looked like sweet dates.
Su Yu dared to eat these fruits. He picked up one, rinsed it under water, then tasted it.
“Hmm, the taste isn’t bad! Where did it come from?” Su Yu praised. He then picked up another one, washed it and placed it by Morningstar’s mouth on his shoulder.
Morningstar was fully immersed in the world of the mobile network, but since the food was already by her mouth…
“Ah~”
Morningstar swallowed the fruit in one bite and began to munch on it with her cheeks puffed.
John, with his head lowered, explained, “Master, this basket of fruits was grown by the lady who I robbed. After I apologized, she insisted on giving me the fruits, so I had to bring them back.”
“Oh, do you have any thoughts then?” Su Yu asked curiously.
“No thoughts, I just feel that you shouldn’t have given her the money, but should’ve taken the 50,000 from her as well!” John’s face showed a touch of fierceness.
“Good boy, you’re quite ruthless!” Su Yu gave him an appreciative pat on his shoulder, “You should be a better person in your next life!”
Su Yu took out the [Fragment of Hifan’s Soul] and invoked the third-tier priest’s skill [Cleansing].
“Ah!” John, who was the target, fell to the ground on his knees, with blood flowing from both his eyes and ears. His memory had turned into a mush under the effect of [Cleansing], turning him into an absolute fool.
Seeing John’s condition, Morningstar turned away from her phone screen and looked at Su Yu, “I thought you were going to kill him.”
“The risk of killing him is too high.” Su Yu shook his head, “If there’s a murder, it might attract local law enforcement’s attention, which isn’t good for us. Now with [Cleansing], he’s become a fool. He won’t be able to reveal our whereabouts or cause any more trouble.”
“Makes sense.” Morningstar nodded, then went back to playing with her phone.
For some reason, Morningstar was obsessed with her phone, whether on Blue Star or Skru Star.
Internet addict cat
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Another hour or so passed, and David returned to the housing building with the driving license.
He handed the driving license to Su Yu and said solemnly, “Master, I’ve completed the task you assigned to me!”
“Hmm, well done! You’re fast.” Su Yu complimented.
The driving license was a white plastic card, very similar to the ID on Blue Star.
The driver’s license had Su Yu’s photo and various false informations.
Su Yu couldn’t read so he gave the license to Morningstar who was on his shoulder, “Morningstar, could you check if there’s a problem with this driver’s license?”
Morningstar had the skill [Star World Cognition] which could decipher all forms of text. She could understand Skru’s language, the main reason why she found the phone so enjoyable.
“Oh.” Morningstar reluctantly turned her head to look at the license.
But just one glance, and she suddenly widened her eyes.
Right after that.
“Meow meow meow meow~” Morningstar suddenly burst into laughter. She was laughing so hard on Su Yu’s shoulder that she was almost out of breath.
“What are you laughing at?” Su Yu was taken aback.
Could something have been printed wrong on the driving license?
“No… nothing, meow meow meow meow~” Morningstar looked at the license again, immediately jumped onto the nearby table and started rolling about in laughter, her eyes barely staying open.
Seeing Morningstar’s actions, Su Yu felt that something was wrong.
There must be a problem with this damn license!
So he thrust the license in David’s face, “Speak up! Where did you go wrong with this license?”
David carefully read through the license, word by word, then shook his head, “Master, there are no errors on this license! Every piece of information is accurate.”
Su Yu: “???”
He looked at David, and then at Morningstar, who was curled up in laughter, and was suddenly unsure who to believe.
Perhaps this is the sorrow of being illiterate!
Fortunately, Morningstar had laughed enough by then. She changed her position to lying on her side and said to Su Yu, “You let him repeat the ‘gender’ column.”
David confidently stated, “The gender is ‘female’. Is there a problem?”
Silence!
There was a dead silence in the room, except for the slight tapping sound of Morningstar’s paws on the table.
Su Yu widened his eyes in disbelief, looking at David.
Are you blind?
The image he simulated was purely male, absolutely pure. Just like on the Blue Star, when people see Takeshi Kaneshiro, no one would believe he’s a woman, right?
And yet, the gender on the driving license David gave him was “female”.
How was Su Yu supposed to face people after this? When he got to the capital of Lun Kete, would everyone call him “Lady Garcia”? He might become mentally ill.
“Say, how did you mess this up?!” Su Yu pointed at the gender row, glaring at David, waiting for his explanation.
Unexpectedly, David appeared to be earnestly trying to persuade him instead, “Master, there’s really no problem with this license! Don’t believe me? Look at mine, my gender is ‘female’ too!”
David took out his driving license from his pocket.
Indeed.
In the gender column, David’s license boldly stated the word “female”.
Su Yu: “…”