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Douluo: The Son Of The Martial Soul, Deceiving All The Women

Douluo: The Son Of The Martial Soul, Deceiving All The Women

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Chapter 135: If I meet someone named Tang San, I’ll beat him till he’s smoking!

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Chapter 135: If I meet someone named Tang San, I’ll beat him till he’s smoking!

Chapter 134: If You Encounter Someone Named Tang San, Beat Him Until He Smokes!

Bai Yu was startled, glancing at Flender, thinking to himself, this miser still wants to place another bet to earn money from the team battle?

“Hehe, is the Dean still thinking of placing a bet? However, I advise you to stop betting and quit while you’re ahead.”

“Although Xiao Bai and the others are strong, they are disadvantaged by their age, and their spirit power is currently a bit low. To win, they can only hope for Zhuqing and Tang San to perform exceptionally.”

Speaking of this, Bai Yu paused, looking at Flender with a strange expression, and asked with a hint of doubt:

“By the way, Dean, what were you thinking? It’s fine to designate a battle with the Royal Fight Team, but you actually lifted the level restriction, allowing even their captain to participate.”

“You should know that their captain is a Spirit Ancestor. The gap of one spirit ring is not so easily erased.”

“Or are you, Dean, already preparing for the Spirit Master Tournament two years from now?”

Hearing Bai Yu’s question, Flender smacked his lips, his expression a bit helpless.

“What pre-emptive measures? This wasn’t my decision. Xiaogang insisted on lifting the level restriction. Otherwise, according to my idea, I would have capped the level at Spirit Elder.”

“If the level was capped at Spirit Elder, wouldn’t Mubai and the others have a guaranteed win?!”

“But Bai Xiaozi, according to what you just said, are you implying that the Royal Fight Team is guaranteed to win? Then how about I bet on them to win? I can still earn something!”

Seeing Flender’s unwilling expression, Bai Yu’s mouth twitched. He waved his hand and said:

“Suit yourself. I just said that the Royal Fight Team might have a higher chance of winning, not that they are guaranteed to win. Don’t blame me if you lose then.”

Flender thought for a long time, then finally sighed, giving up on the idea of betting.

After all, Bai Yu himself couldn’t say which side would win. What if he lost his bet? He only wanted to win money, not lose it.

Meanwhile, in another private room, the members of the Royal Fight Team were reviewing the Shrek Team’s member profiles.

“Hehe, this Shrek Team is quite interesting. The captain is only level 36, but the team members are level 37.”

“Exactly, how can the team members be convinced by this captain?”

“But none of that matters. The most important thing is that among them, there’s actually a Spirit Grandmaster. That’s quite amusing.”

“Heh, I don’t know where they get their confidence, daring to challenge our team to a battle without level restrictions, even allowing their captain to participate.”

Shi Mo, Shi Mo, Yu Feng, and Oslo, the four of them, looked at the information in their hands, their mouths full of mockery.

But unlike the four of them, Dugu Yan and Ye Lingling, after seeing the names on the profiles, simultaneously looked up at each other, their eyes strange. Tang San? Hmm… Tang San!

Immediately, Dugu Yan turned her head, glanced at the four still joking, and said in a calm tone:

“Don’t be so careless. I’ve heard of this Shrek Team; they’re not that simple. Be careful not to stumble in the gutter.”

“If you lose this battle due to your carelessness, when we return, I will give you extra training!”

As soon as Dugu Yan finished speaking, the four who were joking immediately fell silent, their Adam’s apples bobbing as they swallowed hard.

It was not surprising that they reacted this way. Ever since Dugu Yan cultivated the Ten Thousand Poison Hand, she had refined various poisons, all with different effects.

As a result, when she unleashed this move now, it was almost like torture. Pain was child’s play; various aches, numbness, swelling, and itching were truly unbearable!

And the four of them, as team members, had naturally experienced the captain’s ‘care,’ which was still fresh in their memories!

Then, the four of them shivered. Just as they were about to loudly make a promise, they were interrupted by Yu Tianheng, the big simp beside them.

“That’s right, Yan Yan said it well. Even a fierce tiger uses its full strength when fighting a rabbit. Your current mindset is wrong!”

“If you really lose, not only Yan Yan, but I will also step in and give you a good workout!”

For Yu Tianheng, he didn’t really care about the Shrek members, but if Dugu Yan said they were important, then they were important.

As a simp, one must know how to speak and follow the goddess’s will, hitting wherever she points!

The four of Shi Mo looked helpless. They had only joked a few words; how did they stir up a hornet’s nest?

But they dared not refute. Not to mention Dugu Yan, they couldn’t beat Yu Tianheng either, so they could only bow their heads and admit their mistake.

“It’s our fault. We’ve won too much recently and got a bit carried away. We will go all out later and guarantee not to lose!”

“That’s right, that’s right. Captain and Vice-Captain, you can rest assured, we definitely won’t make any mistakes!”

The four of them took turns making promises, muttering incessantly, hoping that after this battle, Dugu Yan and Yu Tianheng wouldn’t pick on them.

Dugu Yan’s mouth twitched at this point. She waved her hand at the four of Shi Mo, signaling them to be quiet, then looked at Yu Tianheng.

“I say, Yu Tianheng, aren’t you done yet? I’ve told you I already have a boyfriend, so stop calling me Yan Yan. Why don’t you understand human language?”

“And I’m telling you, my boyfriend’s strength is beyond your imagination. If he hears about this and beats you to death, don’t blame me for not warning you!”

Yu Tianheng chuckled, nodding in agreement to Dugu Yan.

“Alright, alright, I know. But it’s just a habit, next time, I’ll definitely pay attention next time!”

As Yu Tianheng spoke, he thought to himself, a boyfriend? Bullshit! Where is he? Bring him out for a look!

He didn’t believe Dugu Yan’s words, only thinking she was annoyed by his persistence and had come up with a temporary excuse.

As for a boyfriend, she didn’t have one before. It’s only been a few days since they last met, and she already has a boyfriend? Impossible! Absolutely impossible!

To be honest, Yu Tianheng didn’t want to be a simp either. After all, no matter what, he was a top talent among his peers; wouldn’t there be plenty of women if he wanted them?

It was just that pursuing Dugu Yan was a task assigned to him by his clan, and he couldn’t refuse, so he had to bite the bullet and be a simp here.

Dugu Yan watched Yu Tianheng lower his head and admit his mistake, but stubbornly refused to change, she couldn’t help but cover her face and sigh.

She was numb at this point. She had scolded him, and she had hit him, but it was useless. She couldn’t really kill him, could she?

The crucial point was that even if she wanted to kill him, she couldn’t act now. Her grandfather still had a mission from Spirit Hall and couldn’t leave Heaven Dou City.

So now, she had no way to deal with this persistent annoyance and could only ignore him, pretending he didn’t exist.

“Alright, let’s not talk about this. Everyone, prepare well. When you go on stage later, give me your best performance!”

“You don’t need to worry too much about the others on the opposite side, but that person named Tang San, you all keep a close eye on him. As long as you can free up your hands, beat him hard!”

After Dugu Yan finished speaking, Ye Lingling also nodded in agreement and echoed:

“That’s right, Yan Yan is correct. No matter who encounters that person named Tang San, just beat him until he smokes, as long as you don’t kill him!”

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