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Douluo Live Room: All the audience are Tang San’s enemies!

Douluo Live Room: All the audience are Tang San’s enemies!

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Chapter 343: Detour. Ear-slapping contest?

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Chapter 343: Detour. Ear-slapping contest?

Chapter 343: Detour. Ear-slapping contest? "Then Zhu Zhuqing and I will go take a shower first, you can rest for a while." Ning Rongrong said hurriedly. After saying that, he pulled Zhu Zhuqing and ran into the bathroom, locking the door. Seeing this scene, Diyihong smiled and lay down on the bed to rest. That night, the ups and downs of life continued until dawn. In the next few days, everything was peaceful. Nothing else happened, and Tang San kept hiding in the room, not daring to come out. He even refused to come out to eat, fearing that he would be caught and tortured by Diyihong. Another night of ups and downs passed, and Di Yihong came to the deck of the spaceship alone. Admiring the gradually rising sun, under the dazzling sunlight, Diyihong looked straight at it without avoiding it at all.

Soon, the leader of the deep-sea demon sawtooth sharks who was leading the way came to the spaceship and spoke. "Master, we still have eight days to go to Poseidon Island." "But there is a dark thunderstorm ahead. My people cannot pass through." "Is it dangerous?" Diyihong asked. "Yes, Master." The leader of the deep-sea demon sawtooth shark paused and continued - "It's very dangerous ahead. My people are not strong enough. If we force our way through, we may lose 90% of our strength." "What if we take a detour?" Diyihong continued to ask. "If we take a detour, the journey will take two days before we can reach Poseidon Island." The leader of the deep-sea demon sawtooth sharks replied. Seeing that the detour would only delay the journey by two days, Diyihong considered it for a moment. Seeing that the leader of the deep-sea demon sawtooth shark had been obedient in the past few days and had not had any other thoughts, he chose to take a detour. "Then just go around it. After all, your people are not having a easy time either. It's better not to take risks." Diyi Hong said calmly. Seeing that the First Hong took the initiative to speak up and was willing to take a detour, the leader of the Deep Sea Demon Sawtooth Shark was very grateful. He hurriedly thanked Diyihong. In the live broadcast room at this time 【「Nine Colors Ning Rongrong」: The host is so boring. 】 ["Sky God Zhu Zhuqing": I haven't abused Tang San in a few days, I'm not used to it. 】 ["Nine Colors Ning Rongrong": Zhu Zhuqing, how do you know what I'm thinking? ] ["Sky God Zhu Zhuqing": As soon as you speak, I know what you are thinking. ] [「Fire God Ma Hongjun」: Streamer, I want to play a game to torture Tang San. I'm so bored. ]

["Nine-Colored Ning Rongrong": Eh? Fatty, why are you here? ] ["Fire God Ma Hongjun": I was only banned for 24 hours, okay? That time has already passed. ] [「Nine Colors Ning Rongrong」: No wonder, but it’s good that you’re not talking in the live broadcast room. How about I ask the host to keep you muted? ] [「Fire God Ma Hongjun」: Don’t make fun of me. It’s more important to torture Tang San. I’ll just keep quiet. ] [「Nine-Colored Ning Rongrong」: That's right, it seems that this ban has made the fat guy behave himself. ] Diyihong watched the gods' chat in the live broadcast room, and combined with the recent days, he did not see Tang San show up. I thought to myself, what kind of game would be more fun to play to torture Tang San? It can also be regarded as an extra preparation for the later resurrection of Yin. At this moment, Ma Hongjun in the live broadcast room made a suggestion. [「Fire God Ma Hongjun」: Host, how about the slapping contest? ] "Slap? That sounds good. Tell me and see how it works." Diyihong said. ["Fire God Ma Hongjun": That is, two people slap each other to see who can't stand it and falls down. ] ["Fire God Ma Hongjun": The rules are simple, but it's fun.] ["Fire God Ma Hongjun": Many times, my face would be bruised and swollen.] ["Sky God Zhu Zhuqing": Your idea sounds good, but who can compete with Tang San? ] [「Fire God Ma Hongjun」: This is easy, let Tang Hao and Tang San compete, and let them slap each other. ] ["Sky God Zhu Zhuqing": You are really bad, but I still like to watch them abuse each other. ] [「Fire God Ma Hongjun」: Host, what do you say? 】 "Okay, let's do it! Just treat it as a way to kill time." Diyihong agreed. "However, should we set up rewards?" ["Nine Colors Ning Rongrong": This is simple. Whoever loses jumps into the sea and swims naked.] “A normal soul master wouldn’t be afraid of the cold, and it doesn’t seem like a punishment.” Diyi Hong questioned. [「Nine Colors Ning Rongrong」: Host, there is an additional condition. You are not allowed to use any method to resist the cold sea water. ] ["Nine-Colored Ning Rongrong": I can only rely on my body, this is what can be called a punishment. ] "Okay! Then let's do as you say." Diyihong agreed. After leaving the live broadcast room, Diyihong gathered everyone and came to the deck. Tang San, who had not been out for many days, had to come out when he saw Diyi Hong summoning them. However, Tang San hid behind the crowd, concealed himself, and tried not to be discovered by Di Yi Hong. I was still muttering to myself in my heart.

[Tang San: Don’t look for me, I’m not here, look for someone else.] [Tang San: Let me go, please, don't come looking for me.] However, the more Tang San feared something, the more likely it would happen. "Tang San, Tang Hao, stand up." Diyihong said. [Tang San: Damn it, you really came to find me.] Seeing that he couldn't escape, Tang San had no choice but to walk out in disappointment. Tang Hao, who walked out with them, looked calm and composed. He greeted Diyihong respectfully. The reason why Tang Hao did this was because Diyi Hong had promised him about Yin's resurrection a few days ago. Therefore, Tang Hao now is just like a lackey. In Tang Hao's heart, as long as he could revive Ah Yin, he would accept anything. Even now, if Diyihong asked him to kneel down and lick Diyihong's shoes, he could do it. "Master, what do you want me to do for you?" Tang Hao spoke first. 【Tang San: Humph, a lackey.】 [Tang San: I really don’t know how my mother fell in love with you.] [Tang San: I must be unlucky for eight lifetimes to be with someone like you.] At this moment, Tang San looked at his father Tang Hao and cursed him with disdain in his heart. Although Diyihong heard all of this through his mind reading ability, he did not pay much attention to it. "I decided to hold an entertainment competition." Diyihong paused and continued - "I plan to let you and Tang San participate in this competition." "The rules of the game are very simple. You slap each other, one slap at a time. Whoever can't hold on first loses." "You can use your hands or weapons. It's entirely up to you." "Why are there only two of us participating? What about the others?" Tang San was unwilling to accept why it was him and Tang Hao again, so he asked. (End of this chapter)

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