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Don't Panic When You Hit A Ghost, Get A Tattoo Of Kowloon Pulling The Coffin And It Just

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Chapter 21: If You Take A Urine Test, His Urine Must Be The Most Embarrassing

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Chapter 21: If You Take A Urine Test, His Urine Must Be The Most Embarrassing

"???" Nearly a hundred passengers looked at each other in blank dismay, their minds full of question marks. Originally, they were ready to applaud the awe-inspiring Lin Yun. But slowly, Lin Yun's tone became more and more strange. Until the end, it developed into such a dramatic scene. Master Li was frightened by Lin Yun's ferocity, and with a wave of his hand, there were two more boxes of gold. Lin Yun's sky eyes were opened, so he could see that the real gold in front of him was not an illusion. But he was still unmoved, and Bai Ze Baoshu suppressed him. Master Li was so frightened that he collapsed on the ground. In less than five minutes, ten boxes of gold were placed in front of Lin Yun.

Master Li waved his hands again and again: "My lord, the little one has collected ten boxes of gold in total, and it's really gone, really gone." The ghost doesn't have tears, but Master Li is full of tears. "My lord, as long as you let me go, all this gold will be yours!" Master Li's face was full of pain. More than a hundred passengers stared at Lin Yun with envy. "Ten boxes of gold, 800 million guaranteed!" Someone whispered something. "If it were me, it would be hard for me to refuse such a good thing!" Someone sighed. With a guarantee of 800 million cash in hand, few people can remain calm. The people present were all from the bottom of society, and they had never seen so much money in their lifetime. Breathing is gradually heavy. A satisfied smile appeared on Lin Yun's face. He could tell that the ten boxes of gold were indeed all of Master Li's savings. "good!" Lin Yun nodded. Master Li heaved a sigh of relief. Just when everyone thought that Lin Yun was bewitched by gold and was about to let Master Li, a B-level ghost, be let go, the Bai Ze treasure technique in Lin Yun's hand was suddenly suppressed. "You have lived in the form of a soul for so many years, you are so old and foolish, if I kill you, isn't this gold still mine?"

Lin Yun spoke amazingly. "???" The apologetic smile on Master Li's face suddenly froze. Bai Ze Baoju bombarded down. There is no way to avoid it. There is no hiding. was hit directly. "ah!" The screams sounded. The soul of Master Li, a B-level ghost, shattered in an instant, turning into a rich soul power that was absorbed by Bai Ze's tattoo. Suddenly! Everyone was shocked. "Good guy! Do it if you say it!" More than a hundred passengers were terrified by Lin Yun's unpredictable and repetitive character. Some people applauded. "That's right, if you kill that guy, isn't his gold all his own!" "This is the most correct approach for the opposing sides! I was taught a lesson today!" "Sure enough, everything on TV is fake." "..." Many people whispered. Lin Yun didn't bother to pay attention to them, he moved ten boxes of gold into the system space. This action surprised the people at the scene again. Feeling the ever-increasing Bai Ze treasure technique, Lin Yun became more and more satisfied: "These few B-level ghosts alone make this trip worthwhile!" And there are ten boxes of gold. Solve his urgent needs for him. But now the bus is broken down, and he has to go to Curse Paradise. Lin Yun took out his mobile phone and quickly turned on the navigation: "The direction is off, and it's 60 kilometers away from the Curse Paradise!" He couldn't run over such a long distance.

"I can't use gold bars to hail taxis either! That's too bad!" Lin Yun was a little distressed, and subconsciously glanced at the frightened passengers behind him. "ah!" The aunt who asked Lin Yun to give up her seat was taken aback and screamed subconsciously: "Don't kill me! I'll give you money! I'll give you money!" Lin Yun is also not polite: "Since you have to give it, then 500 is fine, Alipay and WeChat cash are fine!" With that said, Lin Yun opened the QR code and handed over the phone. He really needs it. The aunt's expression froze, she bit the bullet and swept the money. But the aunt is not the one who suffers. After sweeping the money, she yelled: "The little brother saved us tonight, should we all express our gratitude? How about this, 500 per person, as a thank you for the life-saving grace of the little brother .” "..." All passengers! QNMLGB! From the bottom of my heart, I greeted the eighteen generations of my aunt's ancestors, but because of Lin Yun's fierceness, they began to scan the QR code to transfer money. One of the girls said: "Little big brother, I still have 30,000 cash at home. If you kill me, you won't get the 30,000 cash!" "..." Lin Yun! Obviously! The little girl was terrified. The lessons learned by Mr. Li are right in front of us. She was worried that after Lin Yun took the money, he would kill them too. Lin Yun didn't know whether to laugh or cry. 500 yuan is not much, anyone can afford it, and there is no trouble. Say it again! Without Lin Yun, none of them would be alive today. 500 yuan to buy a life, very cost-effective. They had some resentment towards Da Ma, but they were willing to make money for Lin Yun. Including the driver, there were 120 people in total, and Lin Yun soon had 60,000 more funds that he could use at any time. "You guys wait here, the people who rescue you are here, I still have something to do, so I'll go first!" Lin Yun dropped a sentence. The faces of more than a hundred passengers changed drastically.

The driver even said: "Little brother, don't go, this is a haunted place, I'm afraid there are other ghosts, we can still give you money!" Lin Yun ignored it. The figure flitted out, a few flickered, and disappeared into the dense forest. The original private house has long since disappeared with the destruction of Mr. Li. In the empty valley, apart from the living passengers, there are no other ghosts. But they were still scared, and huddled together, emboldening each other. Two minutes later, monks headed by Ma Yu arrived. There are many rescuers. Seeing a living person again, the tense spirits of all the passengers finally relaxed. What followed was unprecedented fatigue. Many people passed out. There were also many people who snotted and cried, describing what just happened. Of course, Lin Yun, a key figure, is naturally indispensable and has been mentioned repeatedly. Both Ma Yu and Lin Fei were a little surprised: "You said that the person who saved you had terrible tattoos on his body?" They immediately thought of Lin Yun. "The aftermath of the energy remaining in this valley is exactly the same as that left in the Fox Demon's Tomb and Huangshan Village. It must be that kid!" The white-browed Taoist spoke with firmness. However, knowing the whole process of the incident, especially after Lin Yun killed Master Li and everyone gave money for life-saving, Ma Yu and the others were quite speechless, with wonderful expressions. "This is too outrageous!" The lively Ma Ling'er spoke out everyone's aspirations. "If you do a urine test, that guy's urine must be the sexiest!" PS: For the fourth change, ask for flowers, ask for rating tickets, ask for monthly tickets, ask for rewards!

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