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After unifying the Three Kingdoms, he discovered that he was a super god.

After unifying the Three Kingdoms, he discovered that he was a super god.

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Chapter 172: You God Are Only Fit to Sniff the Emperor's Farts, Be a Man with Honor

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Chapter 172: You God Are Only Fit to Sniff the Emperor's Farts, Be a Man with Honor

Chapter 172 You God are only fit to sniff the emperor's farts, be a man of integrity "Are you Lu Bu, the great general of the Han Dynasty?" When Xun saw that the man who rescued him revealed his identity as Lu Bu, his joy was beyond words. This meant that the Han army that he had been waiting for had finally arrived, and his days in a foreign land were finally over! "It is this General." Lu Bu nodded, and then continued: "The crisis has not been resolved yet. Please wait for a moment, Madam. I will talk to you later." After taking a glance at the Taotie soldiers who were still gathering towards this side without knowing whether to live or die, Lu Bu raised the Fang Tian Hua Ji in his hand and danced lightly. With this swing of the Fang Tian Hua Ji, all the Taotie soldiers that approached were instantly reduced to grass and fell under the sharp edge of the Fang Tian Hua Ji. After all, the main parts of the Fang Tian Hua Ji are made of dark silver, which can even be easily cut by the fourth-generation divine body. Mere Taotie, even if their armor was made of dark alloy like the black armor, would not be able to resist. In a short while, there was no Taotie left standing within a radius of 100 meters. Only the Taotie commander further away was still fighting with Du Qiangwei.

However, it seemed that Lu Bu's appearance was only to ensure the safety of the Xun family. He had no intention of caring about what happened to Du Qiangwei. But when he returned to Xun's side, Xun said, "Qiangwei has been seriously injured in order to protect me. I don't think she will be a match for the Taotie anymore. Please, General, save Qiangwei." Xun asked Lu Bu for help. Du Qiangwei couldn't bear to see her mother die, and she certainly couldn't bear to see her daughter die. "Ok." After thinking about it, Lu Bu did not reject Xun's request. Although Liu Xie did not issue an order for him to rescue Du Qiangwei, he also did not issue an order to stop him from doing so. So, he is considered a general away from home and can decide many things on his own. Naturally, whether to save Du Qiangwei or not depends entirely on his thoughts. Looking at Du Qiangwei's current condition, it seemed that Du Qiangwei would really die if he didn't rescue her. Even though I don’t know what Liu Xie’s attitude towards Du Qiangwei is, it’s definitely right to make sure Du Qiangwei is alive first. As he thought about it, Lu Bu took another big step and approached Du Qiangwei and the Taotie commander slowly. After Lu Bu appeared, he killed so many Taotie in a short while. Such a big commotion was of course seen by Du Qiangwei and the Taotie commander. Unlike Du Qiangwei who breathed a sigh of relief, the Taotie commander suddenly became anxious. "I have never seen you on Blue Star, and there is no information about you in the Blue Star Heroes Company. Which civilization are you from?" As if facing a formidable enemy, the Taotie commander finally did not dare to fight with Du Qiangwei anymore. He then retreated a long distance to a safe distance before looking at Lu Bu and asking. But Lu Bu was too lazy to pay attention to it. The dying man was not worth Lu Bu's nonsense. As soon as the Taotie commander finished speaking, Lu Bu's figure suddenly disappeared from the spot, and then appeared in front of the Taotie commander the next second. Sonorous~ A sound of metal collision was heard, which was a bit beyond Lu Bu's expectations. The Taotie commander was not killed instantly by him like those Taotie soldiers. The Taotie commander was able to react and used the God-killing Weapon in his hand to block the fatal blow from his Fang Tian Hua Ji.

"Yes, you have some skills. Listen carefully, the one who killed you is General Lu Bu of the Han Dynasty of Earth Civilization." Since the opponent was able to hold out for one move, Lu Bu felt that he was worthy of introducing himself, so he introduced himself without any hesitation. "A man from Earth Civilization? Lu Bu?" Hearing this, the Taotie commander fell into silence. Obviously, even if it had never heard of Lu Bu's name, it still knew a thing or two about Earth civilization and the Han Dynasty. After all, it was not long ago that the Earth civilization destroyed the Fiery Sun civilization. Moreover, according to gossip, the reason why the Demon King Morgana took the demons away from the Blue Galaxy was because she was threatened by the Emperor of Earth Civilization. However, before this, Taotie felt that no matter how powerful the Earth's civilization was, it had nothing to do with them. As for the Demon King Morgana, they didn’t care whether she left the Blue Galaxy because of the Earth civilization or not. Because they have their own god Karl to protect them, there is no need to be afraid of anyone. Their god Karl can even kill Holy Kesha. Is there any other god in the known universe who can be a match for their god Karl? Therefore, they don’t care at all whether the Earth civilization has any ideas about the Blue Planet. After learning about Lü Bu's origin and identity, and thinking about this, the Taotie commander suddenly changed his panicked look, and asked Lü Bu proudly: "Earth civilization and our Taotie civilization have no conflicts of interest. Are you sure you want to be our enemy?" "We came to Blue Star under the order of my God Carl. If you are our enemy, you are the enemy of my God Carl." "Don't think that just because you defeated the Lieyang Civilization, you can ignore my God Carl." "Any god, including the emperor of your Earth civilization, is only worthy of smelling the fart of my god Karl..." The more the Taotie commander spoke, the more arrogant his attitude became. It was obvious that after thinking of Carl, the supreme god of death in his mind, Carl, gave him great fearless courage. "You God Karl? Humph, you God are only worthy of being sniffed by my emperor!" Lu Bu was not a man of good temper. After being scolded by the Taotie commander, he could not help but take action again. He attacked in anger, and this time the Taotie commander was no longer able to withstand his attack. After just a few moves, only parts were left on the ground. "I was wondering what kind of powerful character he was. Turns out he was transformed into a mechanical form." After spitting and kicking away the scattered parts on the ground, Lu Bu regained his gentle demeanor and returned to Xun's side. Du Qiangwei, who had been away from the battle for a while, was now beside Xun. "Mother, I'm fine. This minor injury won't kill me. I'll recover in a while." When Lu Bu finished the battle, Du Qiangwei was still comforting Xun who was looking at her with a distressed expression. "Mother, who is this?" Seeing Lu Bu coming again, Du Qiangwei continued to ask. She also saw the previous Mu Mu. It was obvious that Lu Bu was a warrior from the Earth civilization, and he came for his mother. However, when she listened to Xun talking about things about the earth before, she did not hear Xun mention the number one figure Lu Bu.

This is normal, because before this, although Lu Bu was a great general of the Han Dynasty, he had never had any intersection with the Xun family, let alone any relationship with them. Therefore, when Xun told her daughter about things in her hometown, she would naturally only talk about the things that she was familiar with and had to tell. That is, it is about Xun Yu and the Xun family, as well as the history of the development of the Han Dynasty and the deeds of Liu Xie, the great emperor... "This is our Han Dynasty's great general, champion candidate... and our Han Dynasty's god of war, General Lu." Seeing Du Qiangwei asked, Xun immediately introduced her. But Lu Bu humbly waved his hand and said: "Just call me General. The war god of the Han Dynasty is the Great Sage Sun Wukong. How can I be called General?" It’s not that he is being deliberately modest, it’s just the truth. In the current Han Dynasty, even Emperor Liu Xie may not be able to completely suppress Sun Wukong. Unless Liu Xie removes the support of Jinwu Computing for Sun Wukong, and loses the support of computing power, Liu Xie can steadily suppress Sun Wukong. "General? Are you here to take my mother back to Earth?" After listening to Xun's introduction, Du Qiangwei continued to ask Lu Bu. "Yes, Blue Star is too dangerous now. If nothing unexpected happens, I will ask His Majesty for permission to send your mother back to Earth." Lu Bu nodded. Now the Blue Star has basically been conquered by the Taotie civilization. Without the help of other cosmic forces, it is impossible to protect the Blue Star with only Dukao's Denor survivors and the so-called Blue Star Heroes. Therefore, the Xun family certainly could no longer stay in Blue Star. "Then...can you help us?" Du Qiangwei looked at the capital of Country Z, which was in ruins and no living creature could be seen. After hesitating for a moment, she asked Lu Bu. She also knew that it would be impossible to defeat the Taotie civilization relying solely on the strength of Blue Star and the Xiongbing Company. Although she no longer had to worry about anything after her mother was taken back to the Han Dynasty by Lu Bu, she didn't mind dying in battle for the sake of Blue Star, the planet that had raised her for decades. However, if possible, she still wanted to save Blue Star. And perhaps the only one who can save the Blue Planet is the Han people! So, she wanted to try whether she could ask the big man to help Lan Xing. Although she also knew that the big man was unlikely to help Lan Xing without reason, but what if? When she asked about Lu Bu, Xun lowered her head slightly and chose to remain silent. Xun knew the Han Dynasty's position and also knew that Lu Bu would definitely refuse, but she just couldn't bear to see her daughter's pain and disappointment. After all, for Du Qiangwei, Blue Star is her home planet where she has lived since she can remember. Watching your home planet being destroyed without being able to do anything about it is indeed painful and despairing... "I can't make the decision on such a big matter." Lu Bu shook his head. He still took Xun's feelings into consideration and did not speak so harshly.

If he really followed his true thoughts, he would say: "Let your father Dukao come and tell me personally that the Han Dynasty not only gave your father a chance, but also always left a door open for you to return to the Han Dynasty." "But what was the result? Your father turned a blind eye and voluntarily gave up the opportunity to rely on the Han to overcome the crisis." In his opinion, Liu Xie had not stripped Dukao and the remaining members of Denor of their official positions and titles, which really left a door open for them. Over the past few hundred years, as long as they surrendered and said they wanted to return to the Han Dynasty, and as long as Dukao was content to be a subject in the future, Liu Xie would not have been magnanimous enough to forgive them. After all, when Liu Xie was trying to restore the Han Dynasty, how many traitors did he choose to forgive? Even Lu Bu, in the early days, followed Dong Zhuo to use Liu Xie as a puppet, but Liu Xie never bothered with him later. Therefore, as a subject of Emperor Liu Xie, as long as you can recognize your position, even if you have made mistakes, as long as they are not serious enough for Liu Xie to kill you, you still have a chance. "If you want to go to Earth with your mother, Ben will still be able to make the decision." Lu Bu added. He felt that if he could bring Du Qiangwei back to Earth, Liu Xie would definitely be happy. "Yes, Rose. If the Blue Star is gone, you can go back to Earth with your mother." Xun also echoed Lu Bu. Although she watched Du Qiangwei grow up and knew Du Qiangwei's character very well, it was impossible for Du Qiangwei to abandon her comrades and compatriots at this moment. But as a mother, she really didn't want to see her daughter continue to make fearless sacrifices on the Blue Planet. Even though she was just an ordinary person, she could see the situation clearly. In the end, Dukao had only two choices: either fight to the death with Blue Star, or abandon Blue Star and continue wandering in the universe. As a mother, she certainly doesn't want to see her daughter suffer either of these two outcomes. Any of the above results is not as good as following her back to Earth and returning to the arms of the Han people. Moreover, in addition to being Xun Yu's granddaughter, Du Qiangwei can also inherit all the official positions and titles of Dukao that the emperor still retains, and she also has excellent super genes. If a Du Qiangwei returns to Earth, it goes without saying that the emperor will spend a lot of resources to train her and give her all kinds of preferential treatment. It can be said that as long as Du Qiangwei returns to Earth, she will have a bright future and there is no need for her to continue working hard on Blue Star. "I cannot go with my mother. Please forgive me for being unfilial." As expected by Xun, Du Qiangwei shook her head and said, "Even if it's not for my father, for my comrades, and for the people of Blue Star who still have hope for our Hero Company, I can't leave." "Please ask General Lu to take good care of my mother for me. If Qiangwei is lucky enough to survive, she will never forget your kindness today." After saying that, Du Qiangwei used the space jumping technology to disappear directly in front of Lu Bu and Xun Shi, and went to look for her teammates in the Xiongbing Company. "Ugh!" Seeing Du Qiangwei suddenly disappear, Xun could only sigh and said to Lu Bu: "General, please don't blame Qiangwei. She was placed in hibernation since she was born, and only woke up and grew up on Blue Star thirty years ago." "To her, Blue Star is the mother planet that raised her and raised her. It is understandable that she is reluctant to leave." Xun comforted Du Qiangwei.

After all, Du Qiangwei doesn’t even know what the Earth looks like yet, so we certainly can’t expect her to have more feelings for the Earth than for the Blue Planet. "Your daughter is so dignified that she is worthy of being Lord Xun's granddaughter. Even His Majesty would be impressed. How could I blame her?" Lu Bu replied. Among the people who knew Liu Xie best, Lu Bu was one of them. So, of course he knew what kind of people Liu Huihui admired. If there is something good on the top, it will be great on the bottom. Even though Lu Bu did not have a very good reputation a long time ago, he had no so-called integrity to speak of. But after years of self-cultivation, he still felt that he already had these things. Naturally, he should also appreciate outstanding people who possess the same qualities as himself. Thinking of this, Lu Bu immediately decided that he must not let people with the same excellent qualities as himself die. He then said to Xun: "Madam, please rest assured. Lingyuanben will have someone to watch over her. Nothing will happen." There are more than one Han generals who have come to the Blue Galaxy, and any one of them would be more than enough to look after Du Qiangwei. (End of this chapter)

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