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After entering the wrong bridal chamber, I went to farm with the powerful minister

After entering the wrong bridal chamber, I went to farm with the powerful minister

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Chapter 142: Itchy heart and itchy hands

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Chapter 142: Itchy heart and itchy hands

Chapter 142 Itchy heart and itchy hands Yan Funing finished her noodles first and paid.

Seeing that Fu Ciyi and Li Xinheng were eating their second bowl, he said to them: "You guys eat slowly, I'll go next door to buy something."

The two nodded in succession.

After leaving the noodle shop, Yan Funing bought a pack of sesame peanut candies at the shop next door for thirty cents.

When paying, a young couple came out of the store and were escorted to the door by the store owner himself.

Yan Funing lowered her head to dig out the coins in her purse, and suddenly she heard Yan Haitang's sarcastic voice: "My life is not going as I wish. I only have a few dollars to eat, so I have to spend so much money."

Ignoring her, Yan Funing gave thirty coins to the shop assistant.

The shop assistant counted the copper coins one by one and handed over a carton if it was correct.

The shop owner handed the food he was carrying to Fu Minghe and said to Yan Haitang, "Please come again next time, our distinguished guest!"

Yan Haitang nodded, walked to Yan Funing's side in a few steps, and looked at her carefully.

Yan Haitang felt very comfortable when he saw that she was wearing a cotton skirt and only had a hairpin on her head. There was nothing in her body that could compare with hers.

While Yan Haitang was sizing her up, Fu Minghe's greedy eyes were also fixed on Yan Funing.

It had been a while since we last saw each other, and the figure of the girl in front of her became even more graceful.

The waist is especially slender, and the girdle is pinched, as if it is not full.

The fine cotton skirt and shirt couldn't hide the allure, which made his heart and palms itch.

Looking at it this way, Yan Haitang, who was standing next to him, could not hide his vulgar nature even though he was wearing heavy makeup, gold hairpins and gems on his head, and silk and satin on his body.

Very boring.

The figure is even more bland.

Yan Haitang realized that her husband's eyes were not on her, and suddenly turned around to look.

Fu Minghe smiled lightly and raised the snack in his hand: "What's wrong?"

Seeing that he didn't look at Yan Funing, Yan Haitang withdrew his sharp eyes and turned to look at Yan Funing again.

Yan Funing has already gone to the noodle shop.

Before stepping in, Fu Ciyi and Li Xinheng came out together.

Seeing the handsome and handsome Fu Ciyi, Yan Haitang couldn't help but his heart beat faster.

She raised her hand to straighten her hair. Although it was not the right time to talk to him, she still hoped that her appearance would be remembered by him.

Unexpectedly, Fu Ciyi's gaze had no intention of turning away.

Yan Funing carefully opened the paper box containing the snacks, took out a piece of sesame peanut candy, and gave it to Li Xinheng first: "Brother Li, try it."

Li Xinheng smiled shyly. Before the master had eaten, the girl gave him a piece first. It was a real honor.

Fu Ciyi looked at Yan Funing's lotus face lightly: "What about mine?"

In the next scene, Yan Haitang almost tore through the veil.

Yan Funing's white and slender fingers took another piece of sesame peanut candy from the carton and brought it to Fu Ciyi's lips.

"How can I miss my husband?"

She smiled delicately, as if her heart and eyes were filled with Fu Ciyi.

Fu Ciyi gently held her wrist, followed her hand, and put the sesame peanut candy into his mouth.

The cold brows and eyes instantly became warm: "It's fragrant and sweet."

He raised his hand to the top of her hair and touched it lovingly. With his other hand, he also took a piece of candy from the carton and fed it to Yan Funing.

Seeing this, Li Xinheng bit the sesame peanut candy until it was crunchy: "Master and girl are like this, I feel like the candy in my mouth is no longer sweet."

The husband and the girl are still a sweet couple.

The two looked at him with a smile.

Fu Ciyi said warmly: "Let's go back."

Yan Funing knew that Fu Minghe and Yan Haitang were staring at them, so she didn't mind acting he walked a few steps quickly and took Fu Ciyi's arm: "My husband is walking so fast, I can't keep up."

The timbre is so charming that one's bones will fall apart when listening to it.

When they arrived at the bullock cart, Fu Ciyi helped Yan Funing onto the cart.

The look of their palms facing each other made Yan Haitang curse: "A broken ox cart, poor and happy, what is there to be proud of?"

If she hadn't worried that Caiyu was still in her hands, Yan Funing would have decided to snarl her.

For now, just be patient.

After the oxcart had traveled a distance, Yan Funing let out a long sigh and said worriedly: "Fu Ciyi, you said we acted like that for Yan Haitang to see, will she take it out on the jade again after she returns home?"

Fu Ciyi said quietly: "It is possible."

"I really couldn't hold it back just now." Yan Funing sighed, "I've already held it in. Otherwise, how could I make Yan Haitang so angry? That's what I'll do."

Fu Ciyi comforted: "Caiyu was punished because Fu Minghe inquired about your information. Fu Minghe is also present today. Even if Yan Haitang wants to vent his anger, he will not make a big fight."

Yan Funing blinked. Didn't he know his position in Yan Haitang's heart?

Forget it, it’s okay not to know.

She couldn't help but worry about Caiyu. Yan Haitang might be really angry with what she just did.

But facing Yan Haitang's contemptuous face, stinging words, and Fu Minghe's disgusting eyes, she really couldn't bear it!

Li Xinheng, who was sitting in the front of the car driving, realized that they were just acting. His thick eyebrows furrowed and the corners of his lips twitched.

The love between the young couple was actually staged? After thinking about it, the sesame peanut candy was still sweet. - Spring has just begun to bloom, the breeze is blowing slightly, and tiny spring buds are poking out from many branches.

Such scenery cannot cover the gloom on the faces of Yan Haitang and Fu Minghe.

When the couple returned to the Fu Mansion, they both had bad faces.

As soon as they stepped into their own yard, Yan Haitang asked: "Husband, who is more beautiful between me and her?"

Fu Minghe couldn't help but feel warm all over as he recalled Yan Funing's figure in his he heard the question, he hugged Yan Haitang and gave her a peck on the forehead.

At this moment, the heat is so hot that all the houses are sold except for Yan Haitang.

"Of course you look good."

After saying this, he stretched out his hand to explore the hem of her clothes.

Yan Haitang half pushed back, then lowered his eyes and asked Min'er, the maid waiting outside: "Has Caiyu behaved herself?"

Min'er didn't dare to look at the two people entangled in the room. She lowered her eyebrows and said, "You are much more honest. I have been washing clothes all day."

Then, help the master close the door.

Yan Haitang smiled proudly and put his arms around Fu Minghe's neck.

Looking at him now, it's both pleasing to my heart and my eyes.

Fu Minghe was very anxious, and the more he became so, Yan Haitang felt that he was better than Yan Funing, and the unhappy blink at the door of the shop was lost in the brocade tent.

After finishing, Fu Minghe looked at Yan Haitang's face again, his eyes moved to her body, and his interest waned.

He immediately got out of bed coldly.

Yan Haitang was puzzled: "You were so enthusiastic just now, why did you change your face now?"

Fu Minghe said solemnly: "If I stay with you for one day, my studies will be wasted. If Qiu Wei cannot defeat Fu Ciyi, I will lose all face."

When Yan Haitang heard this reason, he urged him to go to the study to study.

After Fu Minghe left, Min'er came in to wait on her: "Young mistress, do you want to punish Caiyu again?"

Yan Haitang waved his hand: "I'm happy now, so I won't punish her. There's no need to call her over. As soon as she comes, I will think of little bitchy hooves, so there's no need to waste my energy."

Min'er said yes and flattered, "Young mistress has taken over the young master's heart."

(End of this chapter)

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