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After being turned into cannon fodder, I made the emperor cry with anger

After being turned into cannon fodder, I made the emperor cry with anger

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Chapter 19: I just used this finger to pick my nose.

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Chapter 19: I just used this finger to pick my nose.

Chapter 19 I just used this finger to pick my nose.

Emperor Wugou replied: "My brother came into the palace today to pay his respects to the two queens. The queen said that their arrival would make the young people uncomfortable, so we asked two brothers to come over and express congratulations to the pure concubine!"

The second prince is the biological child of the Queen Mother of the West, and the third prince is the biological child of the Queen Mother of the East. They can indeed represent their mothers.

Min Yiyi nodded and asked when they usually came to the palace to pay their respects...

Di Hanxin took a deep breath, his voice suddenly became louder, and said, "Since my beloved concubine likes it, I will reward you! Wang Fugui, please go down and have the Weaving Bureau make two flat gold and silver embroidered summer clothes for Concubine Chun!"

Wang Fugui: "Yes!"

After Di Hanxin finished speaking, he looked at Min Yiyi again.

Min Yiyi was also attracted by the movement on Di Hanxin's side and turned to look at him.

Eyes met, sparks flew.

~~~ Min Yiyi: Are you deliberately going against me?

Di Hanxin: You continue to see other men!Keep watching! ~~~ Next to her, Concubine Chun received the emperor's reward and looked at Min Yiyi proudly. She wanted to show off, but she found that the emperor and empress were looking at each other from a distance, and the atmosphere was tense, as if it was about to explode.

Concubine Chun felt unhappy for a moment, but she didn't dare to break out, so she followed Min Yiyi's example and called out to the two highnesses: "Your Highness, Your Highness, and Your Highness, you can eat or drink whatever you want, just tell me, don't be polite!"

"It's already very rich." Di Wugou said with a smile, "It's a beautiful day today. I wish Concubine Chun a long and prosperous life."

As soon as Di Wugu spoke, Min Yiyi turned to look at him again.

Di Hanxin also looked at his two younger brothers.

No expression, eyes cold.

Over there, Di Jue saw that his second brother was congratulating her on her birthday. He also stood up to congratulate Concubine Chun on her birthday. His words were concise and his demeanor was neither arrogant nor humble.

He looks so well-behaved and handsome!

This will be passed down to future generations, and he will definitely be a national treasure-level school idol! Min Yiyi always liked Di Jue, so she turned around and said, "Luyun, please bring this to His Highness the Third Highness."

Lu Yun brought the plate of pastries in front of Min Yiyi to Di Jue and said with a smile: "Your Highness, the Queen Mother heard from the Queen Mother that you like to eat Dragon Beard Cake, so I specially asked my slave to bring it to you!"

Di Jue stood up and thanked Min Yiyi: "Thank you, Sister-in-law!"

Min Yiyi's tone was as friendly as his mother's: "Ah Jue, try it quickly, it's still hot!"

Di Jue felt uncomfortable when he heard the word "Ah Jue" and nodded, not as eloquent as before: "Okay, Huang... Huang sister-in-law, you're welcome!"

Min Yiyi smiled brightly at him.

Heavy makeup can hide her face, but not her eyes.

Her eyes were bright and bright, like stars.

Di Hanxin closed his eyes and endured it for a moment, feeling that he couldn't bear it anymore. He turned around and wanted to call Min Yiyi, but when he turned around, he suddenly saw Li Muqing's big face! Because there was a table in front of her, she came to the side and stood between him and Min Yiyi. Holding a glass of wine, she hunched over to him and called softly: "Your Majesty~"

Di Hanxin: "...what?"

"Your Majesty, I did something wrong before, and now I really know that I was wrong." Li Muqing said, "I wonder if the Emperor can forgive me?"

"Yes!" Concubine Chun was also there to help her, "Li promised to live in regret every day these days. She copied the palace rules very carefully, and her fingers were swollen! Your Majesty, please forgive her!"

Di Hanxin said: "In my place, if you do something wrong and you are punished, it will be over. There is no such thing as forgiveness or not. If you really want to ask for forgiveness, you should ask the queen. It is not me you insult, but It’s the queen.”

Li Muqing: "...Yes!"

She took the glass of wine again and turned to the queen: "Queen, I know I was wrong! I hope you can forgive me!"

Min Yiyi said: "If you sincerely beg my forgiveness, you would not go to the emperor first, but come to my side."

Li Muqing's face turned pale and blue: "..."

"Okay!" Min Yiyi saw how embarrassed she was, and waved her hands and said, "Today is Concubine Chun's birthday, so let's not talk about those spoilers! The theater troupe has been here for a long time, let's watch the show!"

Li Muqing went down with the wine.

Concubine Chun took the opportunity to hand the play list to Di Hanxin and asked him to Hanxin somehow thought of Min Yiyi's book "The Romantic Little Widow vs. Song Gongming" and clicked on the title: Wu Song Fights Tiger.

With Min Yiyi's intelligence, she can understand this.

Sure enough, her eyes lit up when she heard the name.

The corners of Di Hanxin's mouth curved.

After quietly watching the show for a while, Concubine Chun next to him handed him a half-peeled loquat: "Your Majesty, please try this loquat. It was just picked and delivered from Huangzhuang this morning. It is very fresh and sweet!" "

Di Hanxin reached out to take it, but Concubine Chun avoided his hand and said in a coquettish tone: "Your Majesty, don't get your hands dirty!"

The loquat was handed to his mouth.

Di Hanxin glanced at Min Yiyi, opened his mouth, and bit the loquat into his mouth.

Concubine Chun smiled like a flower and asked, "Is it sweet?"

Di Hanxin responded with a smile: "Yeah, sweet."

Concubine Chun winked at Li Muqing. Li Muqing took a plate and came to Di Hanxin's side to catch the core he spit out.

It’s so comfortable to have two beauties waiting on you, one on the left and one on the right!Di Wugou and Di Jue, two unmarried bachelors, looked at each other, pursed their lips and snickered.

Di Hanxin wasn't actually like this at ordinary times, he just wanted to piss off Min Yiyi.

Actually staring at Di Wugou?

how?Is he better looking?

Who wouldn't praise him for his beauty and unparalleled beauty?

Doesn't she even...want to monopolize him?

In the past, whenever he interacted with that concubine, she would become extremely jealous, and Di Hanxin could feel it clearly every time.

So he deliberately angered her.

However, even though Loquat was almost full, Min Yiyi did not feel any discomfort.

On the contrary, it's a sense of...satisfaction?

Di Hanxin leaned up and looked past Li Muqing. Min Yiyi was leaning on the chair, watching the show with gusto! Next to her, Zhao Xiaotang was hard at work peeling off loquat skins and feeding them to her mouth.

On the other side stood Zixuan, also holding a plate to catch the core she spit out.

Look at how she looks, she enjoys it much more than he does! Emperor Han's acrid energy spread everywhere, and he shouted: "Min Yiyi!"

Min Yiyi was so absorbed in watching the play that she didn't hear it.

Xiaotang called her: "Empress! Empress! The Emperor is calling you!"

Min Yiyi turned to look at Di Hanxin: "Ah? Your Majesty?"

"Come and peel the loquats for me!" Di Hanxin said.

"Me?" Min Yiyi sat up straight and pointed at herself.

"What? You don't want to?"

Min Yiyi looked at Concubine Chun, who had a green face: "Isn't this Concubine Chun helping you peel it off?"

Di Hanxin said with a stern face: "Come here!"

Again! The fate of cannon fodder is so tragic. Whether he acts or not, he cannot escape the destruction of the male protagonist.

But Min Yiyi didn't want to succumb to fate.

She raised her index finger: "Your Majesty, I just used this finger to pick my nose. Do you mind?"

(End of this chapter)

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