Chapter 197 Offering a shining cuckold to a beautiful world Looking at Suqing Wu He, who had a sullen face and was filled with low pressure all over his body, the Wu He around him had sullen faces. They didn't smile, but they didn't feel embarrassed anyway. But looking at their constantly shrugging shoulders, you can see that they actually want to laugh... In response, Suqing and Wu He showed a "He-kind" smile. "If you want to laugh, just have a good laugh. After you finish laughing, you won't have this chance again." Hearing Su Qing and Wu He's threats, the Wu Hes around them also felt their anus tighten, and their expressions suddenly tightened again. Among them, Kuiba Wuhe stepped forward and patted him directly on the shoulder. "Don't worry, we are all Wu He. What's the difference between laughing at you and laughing at ourselves?" "You think so, Wu He, pfft..." "Ah, yes, yes, that's right, that's right..."
In response to this, Suqing and Wu He naturally opened their own death gaze. "In that case, what are you two laughing at now?" Feeling the cold gaze from Su Qing and Wu He, Wu He suddenly felt a chill running down his spine. His unrestrained smile immediately retracted, and he said with a sullen face:
"Mainly because I thought of some funny things, well, not about you, but about my side of the world..." "how about you?" Seeing Su Qing and Wu He turn their attention to him, the spirit cage Wu He quickly nodded in agreement. "Yes, I also thought of some funny things, and they were not about you, but about my world." "is it?" When asking this question, Suqing Wu He's voice was loud, and a magic circle the size of a thumb kept beating rapidly on the tips of his fingers, one on top of the other, one on top of another, and it was formed in an instant. A complex structure. The magic circle is not big, but its power makes the Wu He people around them involuntarily take half a step back... "So what's so funny? Can you share it with me?" Seeing the smile on Suqing Wu He's face that was like a long knife, as if it was going to pierce his heart directly, Wu He couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth, scratch his face, and said with erratic eyes: "Ah, what, the main thing is that Mark and Ran Bing's child was born, I am happy. Phew..." Turning his head, Suqing Wu He looked aside with his death gaze, Wu He, who was also laughing uncontrollably, what about you?
"Like him, I am also happy when a child is born..." "Oh--" The voice lengthened again. Su Qing and Wu He glanced up and down at the two people beside him with their cold eyes, and said in a voice that was like the cold air of the cold winter: "That means you two have Mark and Ran Bing in your world, and they are both pregnant and have children, right?" "Ah, yes, yes..." x2
Su Qing and Wu He asked. The moment they were born, Wu He and Wu He subconsciously responded directly. However, the next second they felt that their responses seemed a bit inappropriate and quickly withdrew their affirmations. Especially Kuiba Wuhe quickly explained: "Ah, no, no, no. Someone on my side is pregnant, but the pregnant couple is not Mark and Ran Bing..."
"Don't worry, we are all professionally trained and won't laugh easily. Hahahahaha——" Looking at the bunch of people laughing in front of her, Suqing and Wu He nodded repeatedly, and the smile on their face became more and more kind. "Yes, yes, unless you can't help it, right?" After taking two deep breaths, Su Qing and Wu He turned around and took several steps back. She looked like she was planning to leave immediately, which made the laughing Wu He anxious. Don't be in a hurry if you want to leave. The training hasn't started yet. Even if you want to leave, you should keep the Sage's Crown first. Without that thing, whether it's training or newbies getting used to it, their overall training speed will be much slower. But is Suqing and Wu He the kind of person who just leaves after being wronged? That's absolutely not the case. He just walked a few steps forward to a tombstone not far away, then turned around tentatively, and then ran towards the Wu He group with layers of magic arrays in his hands. , bursting out with dazzling light. "I'll make you laugh..." …… ten minutes later…… Looking at Wu He and Wu He who were squatting on the ground with big bags on their foreheads and holding their heads in their hands, Su Qing and Wu He clapped their hands with satisfaction. "That's right. You're laughing. Why don't you continue to laugh?" In response, Wu He and others protested. "BYD, you bitch sneak attack and magic ban, I don't accept it, you are cheating..." And what he got in exchange for his righteous indignation was naturally Su Qing and Wu He's big feet. "You're cheating, black cat, white cat, the one that can catch mice is a good cat. What nonsense, the last VCR, I'm done after watching it..." Hearing this, the newcomer who had been squatting suddenly tilted his head. “From adventurers to gods, to the Demon King, and then to the Royal Army. Aren’t they all mentioned? Is there any group that I haven’t mentioned yet?” In response to this, Suqing Wu He naturally nodded and responded:
"Yes~ Why not? Don't forget that not everyone will become an adventurer or a royal soldier." "I have seen everything from a child to a student to an adult to a member of the army to a cadre to a demon king." "We can't treat one favorably against another on the kingdom's side. The adventurers look at the kingdom's army, but they don't look at the common people when they look at the nobles." "This is a scene of me wandering around the streets of the royal capital after visiting the Duke's house..." …… Walking on the streets of the royal capital, Su Qing and Wu He looked at the surrounding environment with their hands in their pockets, their expressions calm. Even Aqua and the others behind Su Qing and Wu He, who were following him like ghosts behind him, looked at the surrounding environment with a little lack of interest. The main reason is that they have suddenly seen too many things in the past few days, such as the Red Demon Village where all the great magicians are there, or the battle between the Kingdom Army and the Demon King Army, which often involves tens of thousands of people. There are also things that look very gloomy and weird, but In fact, the Demon King's Castle is not much different from other towns. It can be said that their knowledge has been greatly improved. Although the wealth of the royal capital is compared to other small towns, it is like a mud house compared to a five-star hotel, but it is really difficult to arouse their interest... But just when everyone was losing interest, Sato Kazuma's eyes were suddenly attracted by a certain item, and his whole body seemed to be electrocuted, and he was stunned in place for an instant. It wasn't until everyone walked across the street that he realized that everyone was leaving...
However, in response to the gazes cast by the people in front, Sato Kazuma had no intention of chasing after them. Instead, he stretched out his hand and waved at them, and then said loudly: "Boss, please go first. I saw something interesting and I want to go over and take a look." In response to this, Suqing and Wu He looked at each other for a while, but they just watched Kazuma Sato disappear into the street. Such an abnormal phenomenon made Suqing and Wu He frown slightly. Although it was unlikely that anything strange would happen here in the royal capital, to be cautious, he stretched out his hand and pulled out a dragonfly and asked him to fly over first to see what trick Sato Kazuma wanted to play. Then Suqing and Wu He saw several huge signs. "Nightmare Xiaoli Service Shop." Wu He: "..." "How should I put it? It's unexpected and reasonable..." After complaining, Suqing and Wu He ignored Sato Kazuma and waved their hands for everyone to continue to follow, and then continued to move forward. It should be said that the Royal Capital is indeed the Royal Capital. Although everyone's horizons have broadened a lot recently, there are still many attractive things in the Royal Capital. After a while, Yuyou was dragged by Megumin to a commercial street. Even Aqua was attracted by something else. In the end, only Suqing and Wuhe were left in the shopping group. Of course, he didn't really care about this. Others could wander around as they wanted. To him, it didn't make much difference whether there was anyone following him or not. However, while walking, Wu He suddenly heard a strange sound. He turned around and saw a woman and child who were obviously much more refined than the residents of other small towns sitting in a house. They were smiling and playing under the eaves. Looking at their bright smiles, they must be having a great time. Although it was just a glimpse, Wu He's mood instantly improved a lot at this moment. "I'm just saying that there are still normal people in this world. Even though this world is very weird, there are still normal people..." However, the smile on Wu He's face did not last long, because at this moment he heard the conversation between the mother and daughter... "Xiao Mei~, do you know how children come here?" "Hey, mom, don't try to lie to Xiaomei. I'm Xiaomei, but I'm a smart and pretty girl. I'm not buying one, get one free, selling pots and bowls, nor am I picking them up from the trash can..." The conversation was still normal up to this point, but the next sentence the little girl said was a direct command, and the whole style of painting collapsed... "For us children, our father and mother were married. Then our father was very busy at work and rarely came home." "At the same time, my mother's childhood sweetheart, Uncle Wang, who was still a college senior next door, happened to be my mother's boss, and then he went on a business trip on a rainy night. There happened to be only one hotel and there was no last bus, and then the baby was born, woo woo~..." The woman who was originally smiling covered her daughter's mouth. Suddenly he looked a little flustered and glanced around with the corner of his eye. After making sure that there was no one around, he turned his head again and said to his daughter with a serious face: "Xiaomei, how do you know these things?" Wu He: "..." "Relationships are so damn real..." …… The scene ends here... Looking at the disappearing picture in front of him, outside the picture, there was a kind of Wu He squatting on the ground in the foggy space. There was a bit of silence. They looked at each other one by one, and they didn't know what to say...
In the end, Wu He was still scratching his neck, somewhat speechless, and complained:
"Should I say she is worthy of Suqing? I remember that the previous Duke's wife seemed to be similar. I think it would be better to change the name of this world to Shining Cuckold for a Beautiful World..." …… (End of this chapter)