Chapter 143 Aqua has too much water "Tell me, was it intentional or accidental?!"
Looking at Aqua who was kneeling on the ground in front of him, holding her earlobes with her thumbs and index fingers as if she was admitting her mistake, Wu He looked gloomy, folded his hands on his chest, and exuded a faint black aura all over his body.
It's no wonder Wu He was so angry. Anyone eating hot pot and singing next to him would suddenly be overwhelmed and his mood wouldn't be much better.
If it was just flooded, it would be fine, but Aqua almost killed him this time.
What Wu He has experienced in the past two days is indeed not a small amount, but it is not complicated to say.
On the first day, everything went as Wu He thought.
He obtained money by selling equipment through the ability to create fantasy, and then bought his own real estate, thus obtaining a place where he could live safely.
Then the next day, I went to the door of the Adventurer's Guild to apply to become an adventurer.
Wu He's own attributes could only be considered ordinary at first, but due to various exercises in the foggy space and the intake of a small amount of life essence, his vitality, magic power, flexibility, agility, and intelligence are all very high, and only his strength is low. , the lucky value is even more difficult to describe.
The reason why his strength is low is because Wu He is only fifteen now, and his body is not fully developed, so his strength naturally cannot increase. As for why his luck value is low, this is mainly due to some well-known reasons, and there is no need to repeat them here.
Due to lack of strength, Wu He could not choose the sword master, but he could choose the upper-level professional magician, cross knight, or high priest.
The power of the high priest comes from the added physical attributes of the Crusader can be supplemented by the source of life. There is no doubt that Wu He chose the final magician.
Originally, Wu He's plan was very simple, that is, he would take on a mission to fight monsters in the wild, collect experience points and life essence, and strive to quickly improve his strength and spiritual power so that he could reach the point where he could rely only on the power system of Suqing World. The bottom line of strength that is not afraid of danger.
And after reaching this goal, the speed of strength improvement cannot be stopped. At least it must reach a level of strength that can create artifacts on its own.
However, the plan could not keep up with the changes.
According to the plot of the original work, Wu He guessed that Aqua, this guy, would also come to this world, but Wu He didn’t know and didn’t expect that this guy would come so quickly...
It was a mission. On his way from home to the Adventurer's Guild, Wu He saw Aqua and Sato Kazuma who were only half-breathed at the door of a construction site...
Originally, Wu He didn't feel there was any problem. Although Su Qing in the original work was indeed quite a ghost, but Wu He was confident that with the depressing and silent painting style in the foggy space, what could the ghostly painting style do to him? !
Moreover, after Aqua picked it up and brought it home, he received an unlimited resurrection coin. Before, in Aqua's Temple of the Goddess of Water, he and other Wu He discussed Aqua's 360 ways to use it, and picked Aqua home. It can be regarded as Wu He's own choice after careful consideration.
As for Sato Kazuma, it is incidental. After all, he wants to take away Sato Kazuma's unlimited resurrection coins. It is somewhat unreasonable to just throw Sato Kazuma is just an extra pair of chopsticks, so what could go wrong...
However, it turned out that Wu He was still too naive.
Although the original Aqua was unreliable, it can still be seen from the way the other party used to prevaricate Wu He that she was still a little smart in some aspects.
And Kazuma Sato can barely be regarded as a kind-hearted young man when taken alone.
No matter which one of these two guys is taken out alone, it is still relatively normal.
But when these two sleeping dragons and phoenixes meet together, it's like gold meeting mercury. A chemical reaction occurs instantly. All kinds of weird, incredible, unimaginable, and even some inexplicable and funny things will happen to them inexplicably. on the body.
Some time ago, Wu He had been unlucky because of various inexplicable things, but forget about those previous things, after all, they didn't really have any impact on Wu He, but this time it was a bit too much...
In order to ensure that everything went smoothly during this mission, Wu He even took action personally from the very beginning to complete the mission objectives.
then……
"Gudu~"
Looking at a real giant monster frog not far away that was five or six meters tall and looked as tall as a two-story building, Sato Kazuma couldn't help but swallow hard...
Although this challenge was proposed by Kazuma Sato himself, after all, watching Wu He chopping up these large frogs like melons and vegetables, Kazuma Sato was really itchy in his heart, and there was always a feeling that he could do anything he wanted.
But standing 30 meters away, he felt completely different from standing close up. Feeling that every time a giant frog jumped not far away, the ground could feel a strong vibration. Sato Kazuma suddenly Just got scared again.
Ah, no, this is not cowardice, this is from the heart...
"What about that, Boss Wu He! I feel like I'm still not good enough. Is it too late to regret it now?"
However, before Wu He could say anything about Sato Kazuma's words, Aqua beside him was the first to take it anymore.
Aqua's mouth was already damaged, and after meeting Sato Kazuma, it became like Lu Bu riding on Dian Wei, the invincible in the world, as if he was so angry that he would not pay for his life, and pouted at Sato Kazuma with disdain. road: "No way, no way, no man would really say that he is not good, right? He is just the most ordinary frog! Kazuma, aren't you afraid~cowardly~ No way? No way?"
As soon as she opened her mouth, she looked like an old hermaphrodite, with such a look on her face that she wanted to be beaten even Wu He wanted to beat her...
Even Wu He was like this. How could Sato Kazuma be able to bear this kind of anger? !Suddenly, he got angry and went straight up. Sato Kazuma was indeed a person who did things regardless of the consequences, otherwise he wouldn't have dragged Aqua down in the first place.
Immediately, he turned around, picked up the iron sword in his hand, and rushed towards the giant frog, wanting to prove himself.
The head can be cut off, the blood can be shed, but the man's dignity cannot be lost! ! ! Then there is no more...
Looking at Sato Kazuma, who was held by the giant frog on the edge of his lips like a wilted cigar, half of his body was sucked into his mouth by the giant frog, leaving only half of his body outside, Aqua just laughed. Pigs growl...
"Hahahahaha-"
Looking at Aqua, who was laughing so hard that snot bubbles came out of her nose, Wu He put aside her hand as if he was disgusted, and then backed away more than ten meters.
His instinct told him that something very bad was going to happen 's better to stay away from these two products for now.
But Aqua didn't care at all about Wu He's looked at the huge one that put Sato and Makoto into her mouth, put away the wand with disdain, waved her fist and rushed forward.
"Ghost Kazuma and Wu Heyou~, let me show you the strength of this goddess!"
"Kamiikaze!!!"
I saw Aqua's figure quickly approaching the side of the giant frog, and her raised fist was instantly wrapped in a golden whirlwind. The whirlwind was like a snake, and the dazzling spread spread to her entire right arm.
The next moment, Aqua punched the giant monster frog in the stomach with a strong momentum.
"Boom!"
Like beating a drum, the giant frog's huge belly was blasted with a dull roar under this punch, and the bulging belly made ripples like water.
And then... and then there was nothing more like Sato Kazuma... "Suck~"
Her mouth opened and closed, and then Aqua followed in the footsteps of Sato Kazuma.
Then I dug out the struggling cigars beside my mouth, and the number of cigars turned from one to two...
Although he had expected it, Wu He could only cover his face and express his indifference...
It would be fine if it was just like this, but Wu He is still in a state where the life essence is blessing the five senses.
Although the giant frog's mouth did absorb sound, Wu He could still hear the bickering between Aqua and Sato Kazuma in the giant frog's mouth.
"Hahahaha~, let me tell you, you useless goddess has come in now, you have the nerve to accuse me..."
"Ah, it stinks, Kazuma, is this the time to talk about this?! Wu He, help me..."
"Why isn't this the right time to talk about this?! When you are mocking me, you are having fun..."
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When he heard this, Wu He no longer even had the desire to save people.
The two of them were chatting so happily in the mouth of the giant frog. Obviously there is no danger to their lives. There is no need to save these two idiots...
Of course, these were just Wu He's angry words, and people should be saved , both of them had the giant frog stuffed into their mouths, so there was no way they could cause any trouble...
But accidents always come when people let down their guard.
Just when Wu He approached the giant frog and was about to force him to have a caesarean section, Aqua broke out under the ridicule of Sato Kazuma.
The light of the magic circle exploded in the giant frog's mouth in an instant. The giant frog, which was five to six meters tall and as huge as a warehouse, was exploded in an instant.
The giant frog exploded directly like a huge water balloon, and the water mixed with blood and internal organs shot straight into the sky.
The terrifying amount of water directly set off a wave of tens of meters high, which directly knocked over Wu He who was unprepared...
What happened after that was basically the same thing. Fortunately, there was a river around. The water flow caused by Aqua's magic circle merged into the river under the influence of the terrain. Otherwise, I would be afraid that it would be directly A big lake will be formed.
In that case, whether Wu Hehe could wait for Aqua's resurrection spell to "headless" swept by the current and sink to the bottom of the lake is really unknown...
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Forget about other bad luck, adults always have to take responsibility for their own decisions, isn't it just a bit weird?Wouldn't it be considered unlucky?It's not a bad thing to be happy every day. Wu He has long been accustomed to all kinds of training in space. As long as he doesn't die, it's not bad to use these as the spice of life. Wu He can tolerate it.
But~ Feeling the sight behind him that was like a needle point constantly piercing his back, Wu He's entire face suddenly turned black again, and the low air pressure on his body was about to form a large vacuum zone in the air...
Looking at the gloomy Wu He in front of her, Aqua was also full of embarrassment. Her eyes wandered left and right, but she didn't dare to look at Wu He.
"Ah~, this, that~"
However, seeing that this kind of routine seemed to be unable to escape Wu He's sharp eyes, Aqua was obviously a little unable to stand it. She was really a low-level person.
"Ah~, private Marseille~, I was wrong, I will never dare to do it again..."
Looking at Aqua sitting in the soil seat, Wu He didn't get too entangled with Aqua on this all, it's not like he doesn't know Aqua. This guy only cares about eating and not fighting.
If it was just a lesson, it would be a bit too naive to think that this guy could reflect on something.
However, letting Wu He beat Aqua will not lead to anything, but there must be punishment or something, otherwise Aqua will easily get slapped on the nose...
So after thinking for a moment, Wu He turned around and walked towards Sato Kazuma.
And just when Aqua thought she had escaped, and secretly breathed a sigh of relief, Wu He's cold voice came directly from a distance, breaking all her illusions and directly knocking her out. Pulled from heaven to hell...
"Aqua, don't think that you can get away with this. From now on, all your bubble wine will be gone~. If you still want to drink in the future, just buy it yourself..."
The moment he heard Wu He's words, Aqua's whole body split open. The entire Aqua was limp on the spot, its blue eyes secretly rejoicing as they thought they had escaped. Completely covered in gray and white...
Because he has such a perverted ability to create fantasy, Wu He himself is basically not short of money.
Therefore, when it comes to expenses, he basically behaves very indifferently.
If you use that condition, why should you wrong yourself?It’s time to buy, it’s time to spend.
Correspondingly, the lives of Sato Kazuma and Aqua who followed Wu He have also been greatly improved, especially Aqua.
As the goddess of water, it is Aqua's instinct to purify various polluted water resources into the purest and most polluted water. Even if she is sealed, her divine power will not change.
All liquids that touch Aqua's body, whether they are sewage, alcohol, or even beverages, will be purified into the purest source of water in an instant.
And this body naturally includes the mouth and tongue. Wu He has verified that even Aqua's saliva and sweat taste like the purest spring water, which is quite unscientific.
Therefore, despite being in the God Realm, Aqua seems to be holding a glass of happy water. In fact, she cannot experience the real deliciousness of happy water.
The same goes for the very expensive bubble wine in Novice Village.
For Aqua, these things still taste the same as the pure spring water that she has drank for hundreds of thousands of years.
What really makes Aqua intoxicated is the feeling of the bubbles exploding in the mouth of happy water and bubble wine...
In the boring life of another world, only bubble wine can barely give Aqua some hard-won happiness. If even such happiness is deprived of her, what is the meaning of her future life? !
"Do not--"
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Two chapters were accidentally written in reverse, and it was a big loss. It was equivalent to losing a thousand words at once...
(End of this chapter)