"Dumbledore, hasn’t he already graduated? Why is he back at school?" "Oh, Severus, don’t be so nervous. He’s the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor!" "Damn it! If I catch him using a cauldron to cook hot pot at school again, I swear I’ll duel him!" ... "You are the worst class I have ever taught!" "But, Professor… isn’t this your first class?" ... "Miss Granger, as the study committee leader, you’ll guide everyone to read by the Black Lake every morning." "Mr. Potter, as the sports committee leader, after reading, take them for a run around the Black Lake!" ... "The countdown to the O.W.L. exams is 100 days!" "Break the cauldrons, sink the boats—fight for full marks on the O.W.L.s!" Douglas Holmes, a Hufflepuff with an Eastern soul, returns to Hogwarts three years after graduation to apply for a teaching position— and brings a whole new style to the school.

[Funny, inhuman, refreshing, light-hearted and humorous, the protagonist is semi-invincible, and there is a lot of silly fun. ] Traveling through a parallel world, the extremely lucky Xu Yueguang was thrown into a mental hospital because of his crazy and suicidal behavior. Just escaped, but happened to enter the death game. Revolver game. "One bullet is not enough, I need five! Fire one shot? Do you look down on me? Fire three shots!" Xu Yueguang took six single-hole revolvers and fired three shots at himself! Zombie world. "Why don't the zombies attack him!?" "Oh my god! I want to report that Xu Yueguang was playing the death game with G" Do other players in the world of cultivation rely on luck to encounter treasures? Whenever Xu Yueguang went out, rare treasures would be delivered to his door in an endless stream, and even without falling off a cliff, there would be secret manuals delivered to his door. Xu Yueguang: I just had a little better luck... This book is also known as: [Luck is Bursting: I am Crazy Testing on the Brink of Death!] [Everyone Stand Up and Salute the Emperor of Europe!] {This novel involves horror, detective stories, zombies, martial arts, and immortal cultivation}

In the interstellar age, cosmic "X" radiation, Zerg crises, and genetic problems are becoming increasingly serious. The two-life thunderstruck experience coupons allowed Jiang Yuxi to embark on her own RUA furry journey, bah, the road of education. Chinese class? Let's read through the various cultivation techniques of the Beast Taming Sect. Math class? "Arithmetic" is also arithmetic Physical Education? Spirit Beast Bodybuilding Art class? Talismans, formations, who can say this isn't just lines? Nutrient solution? How do you take this stuff? Are the eight major cuisines bad? Or are you just not used to the night market snacks? Gene fluid? "Erysipelas" is serious. Not as effective as marrow lavage fluid, and without the side effects. Are interstellar alien plants poisonous, radioactive, and capable of triggering psychic outbursts? This is clearly a rare treasure. Plants are inherently interdependent, so isn't it normal for some parts of the same plant to be poisonous? … After the identities of the bosses lurking in the kindergarten were exposed, the Star Orcs finally realized: It turns out that their upright, brave and warlike Crown Prince is actually a little black tea spirit who acts cute and jealous towards females and even keeps a list of enemies in a small notebook; The richest man who said he was not interested in cubs and females actually tried to please the little female and even took the initiative to help take care of the cubs; There is also the rebellious former Federation God of War who became the leader of the space pirates due to his dissatisfaction with his ideology. In order to stay with the little female, he actually stayed in a small kindergarten to teach the cubs basic practical lessons and worked part-time as a security guard. Star Orcs: Broadcast more, the local dogs love to watch Dog Orc: Enough, first of all I didn’t provoke you, secondly I didn’t provoke you, and finally I didn’t provoke you

In the third year of the apocalypse, Chen Bugu finally used his mythical power [Resurrection] for the first time. Yes, he is dead. But somehow something went wrong, he was not resurrected, but was reborn to the time before everything began. When he awakened the power of [Resurrection] again, he was forbidden to use "nesting dolls". What was awakened this time was an unheard-of virus-like ability [Crack]. "A thief stole the power of God and quietly created the spark of the virus." Before Chen Bugu could react, a silver light flashed and the "thief's" accomplice broke into his body. In the new apocalypse, all stories start anew...

[Xianxia + Relaxed + Funny + Mortal + Nonsense] He accidentally traveled to a world where gods and Buddhas avoided him and immortals stopped him, and he found out that he was actually a bully hated by everyone in the sect, and he also had a crooked master who lost contact with him because of whoring. I wanted to turn over a new leaf and become a new person, but everyone wanted to harm me, so I had no choice but to work hard and become the best in the world. He raises spiritual pets, smokes a pipe, and is good at flirting with fairies. Kill the immortal gods, slay the evil spirits, and run away when you encounter a strong enemy. This is me, a unique firework in the world of immortal cultivation. My name is Ye Feng, the leaf that spreads out and the wind that is romantic and dashing.

The Dead Apostles were weakened, but not completely destroyed.Victor, a man who traveled through time and aspired to become a great magician, was unexpectedly forced to embark on a path he had never imagined.It was branded with the curse of the Embrace."I am helpless to see them change sides just like that."Victor was holding his hair in his hands, looking at the fierce-looking "superior" in the corner with a headache on his face, who seemed to be ready to kill him if they disagreed with him, and said helplessly:"By the way, how did you, a dignified True Ancestor of the Dead Apostles and a true princess, end up in this state?"………………Semi-game system, the protagonist's innate ability (source) is [gamification], and as the ability improves, unlocks include but are not limited to maps, dungeons, teams, and even card drawing systems.Semi-time travel, the copy system includes major event simulations, gates to other worlds, challenges from powerful enemies, etc.Semi-invincibility is a common problem among certain authors. It emphasizes logic rather than being brainless. A small setback is sometimes for a bigger plan.A semi-villain, the protagonist prioritizes self-interest, but doesn't mind showing a little kindness once in a while. However, he is not a saint, and is in the camp of the dead apostles and the selfish magicians.

【Brain hole + Relaxed + Daily + Funny】Bai Zhou obtained the wishing system, which gave him the opportunity to obtain any reward, and even make his wish come true...When the goddesses discovered this secret, they were all excited...Wang Dong: I want to become a god! Bai Zhou: Why don’t you become an astronaut…?Xiao Xiao: I want a hundred thousand year soul bone! Bai Zhou: I can have this...Ma Xiaotao: I want to become the real ultimate fire! Bai Zhou: This is also possible... Novel keywords: Douluo Dalu II: The Soul Wishing Tree, Wang Dong is addicted to it, no pop-up window, Douluo Dalu II: The Soul Wishing Tree, Wang Dong is addicted to it, txt full download, Douluo Dalu II: The Soul Wishing Tree, Wang Dong is addicted to it, latest chapter reading

Nux Leander transmigrated into a classic fantasy world and received his golden finger.[Supreme Harem God System]This system allowed him to strengthen himself whenever he fucks a woman, the stronger the woman, the more he benefits.Not only that but he can even get the Talent, Bloodline and Physique of the said woman.Accompany Nux in his journey as he promotes himself from being a mere mortal, to a boy toy of a Viscount, and then becoming the Emperor of the strongest Empire in the world!All while he gets stronger by spending time with his beloved women.

Su Mo traveled to the world of Dragon Ball and awakened the system of many children and many blessings.Just when she crossed over, she landed at Boulma's house, and met Boulma making a wish to Shenron, asking for a boyfriend.By chance, Su Mo directly picked up the richest girlfriend.Boulma also thinks that this is Shenron's wish for her to come true.The two of them were together like this.The novice gift package, Su Mo got the Saiyan blood, 3000 combat power.Just in time for Raditz to come to Earth. Seeing this, Raditz couldn't beat him and fled directly.However, Su Mo knows that there will be more battles in the future. Son Goku is not dead, so there is no way to learn Kaio-ken and Spirit Bomb.Therefore, there is still one year before Vegeta comes to earth, Su Mo not only needs to practice hard.At the same time, we must make good use of the system of many children and many blessings to improve our combat effectiveness.What Bulma, Lanqi, No. 18... I want them all!

A story of time-travel. Sly and cunning, she unexpectedly became a sickly noble lady whose fiancé is merciless and demotes her to a lowly concubine. She sneers and bravely breaks off the engagement. To hell with scumbags, marry heirs to lords, blind the courts with her brilliance.But, my Lord, we agreed that we are only partnering to scheme against others, when did you start to treat acting as real? Hey, hey, don’t touch me.The Lord smiled slyly, “Your hands are too cold, let me help you warm them… Your feet are cold too, let me help you warm them.” “Why don’t you just say that my whole body is cold and you need to warm it all up”, Murong Xue said indignantly.The Lord nodded, “Good idea!”Murong Xue – speechless. Hey hey hey, where, where are you putting your hands?

Once upon a time, Earth had Qi, and many cultivators lived within it, but one day all of them disappeared, and it became the cultivator's forbidden land.However, as time went on, humans underwent evolution, and many of them gained superpowers. Besides Earth, there are two other realms connected to Earth. The two realms are the Heaven Realm and the Hell Realm.When Chen Li was very young, he only knew that his father was killed by people from several powerful and prominent families, and his family's property was also robbed by them.Since then, he had also been bullied by the younger generations of those families, but he couldn't do anything against them. Because they were possessors of superpowers, whereas he was just an ordinary young man with a frail body, and he didn't have any superpowers whatsoever.One day, some of them beat him almost to death, then they dumped him in the northern forest and left him to die. However, fate was still kind to Chen Li. Just as he was about to die, the soul remnant of a strong cultivator named Song Tianyi found him.Song Tianyi decided to save Chen Li from death; he took him as his sole successor, and he passed everything down to him.After that, Chen Li trained diligently to become a strong cultivator with one goal: revenge.How will Chen Li go about facing the superpower possessors and getting revenge on those people? And how would he face the races of the other two realms?Let's find out.

The weak scream till hoarse without anyone who cares.The strong soft whisper with words deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.A burning skill tree, each leaf carrying a different spirit pattern. With his sect destroyed, Lu Ye, who was reduced to a mining s*ave, became a cultivator. He soon started to stir up the land of Kyushu.