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Chapter 47.1 - You dare to touch my spicy sticks! 1/2

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Chapter 47.1 - You dare to touch my spicy sticks! 1/2

Chapter 47 – You dare to touch my spicy sticks! 1/2

A few black lines immediately appeared on Ye Hua’s forehead. When I am watching the Calabash Brothers save their grandpa, I am nurturing my humanity. What is the meaning of you changing the show to Peasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, you want to cultivate childhood?

“Brother-in-law, let me pause it for a while, I will go and get snacks. Wait for me okay, don’t watch it yourself~” While speaking, Qing Yutong wore her adorable slippers and ran downstairs, then came back upstairs with a bunch of snacks.

“Brother-in-law, do you want some fried potato chips?”

“No!”

“Brother-in-law, do you want some McDonald?”

“No.”

“Do you want to drink milk tea?”

“No, I do not want to drink.”

“Do you want some spicy sticks?”

“You dare to eat my spicy sticks!” Ye Hua said in a deep voice.

Qing Yutong’s face tightened up, “I’m just eating a bit only.”

“Give it to me!”

“Brother-in-law! Don’t snatch my spicy sticks! I will share some with you okay. Hey, hey, hey, brother-in-law, how can you be like this, give it back to me!”

In her dreams, Qing Ya half consciously heard some noise and immediately woke up from her sleep. While taking a yawn, she wore her night clothes, then walked out of the bedroom, and walked to the office. When she opened the office door, she was shocked by the scene that was in front of her.

“What are you two doing!” Qing Ya shouted angrily.

Qing Yutong could be seen pressing down onto Ye Hua, and Ye Hua’s hand was stretched far away from Qing Yutong, preventing Qing Yutong from snatching the packet of spicy sticks that was in his hand. However, this position that the two of them were in was truly an eyesore.

“Big sister, look at brother-in-law, he snatched my spicy sticks!” Qing Yutong said angrily with her mouth pouted, complaining to Qing Ya about her brother-in-law’s wicked conduct.

When Qing Ya looked at the packet of spicy sticks that Ye Hua was holding in his hand, she immediately breathed out a sigh of relief. However, she still shouted angrily, “How big are you two already! To watch Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf and snatch spicy sticks with each other! Ye Hua, you are about to a father already! And Qing Yutong, you are about to be an aunt already! Do you two intend to snatch my child’s feeding bottle too in the future!”

Ye Hua sat his up body up and continued on watching Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, while time to time eating a stick of spicy stick, totally ignoring Qing Ya’s scolding. He felt that watching this Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf was also able to nurture humanity.

“Brother-in-law, give me one stick eh.”

“Go downstairs and get another one yourself.”

“There’s no more, this is the last packet!”

“Go and buy it yourself then.”

“Brother-in-law!”

Qing Ya held onto her forehead and felt that her blood pressure was boiling. Originally, just having Ye Hua this weirdo alone was already a handful, and right now, there is one more weirdo. My heart feels so tired.

Suddenly! An image appeared in Qing Ya’s mind. In the future, when my child tries to fight with them over what cartoon to watch on the television, and the result is, my child isn’t able to fight over them and ended up crying out loudly and throwing a tantrum. Then afterwards, my child tries to snatch over the spicy sticks with them too, but he isn’t able to snatch over them… My god, I really want to die.

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