As soon as Masha finished speaking, the boss lady sneered from the direction of the counter: "Humph, if you leave it here, I can't guarantee that there will be any left next time you come." "It's okay, it's okay. I'll just consider it as a way of repaying you for taking care of me over the years." Masha turned around and smiled at the lady boss. "Good, you can talk." After saying that, the lady boss also laughed, "You really spent a lot of money, that bucket costs more than a hundred, right?" "About that. Exactly two hundred including the spoon." "With this money, you might as well treat the girl to a movie." After the lady boss finished speaking, Cai Shi immediately agreed: "That's right, brother, you always like to do useless work." As she spoke, she opened the lid of the ice cream cone. However, she was too short, and the top of the ice cream cone on the table was almost at her eye level. Plus, the spoon was too big, so it was inconvenient to scoop. Faced with this situation, the girl laughed again: "What the hell! Brother, are you doing this to embarrass me on purpose?" "How do I know you don't grow taller in a year? Who said your school uniform will fit you by the time you're a sophomore?" "For the sake of the ice cream, I won't kick you." With a firm attitude to overcome all difficulties to win, the girl scooped a spoonful of ice cream and opened her mouth wide - but she could only eat one-third of a spoonful in one go.
Then she muttered with a happy expression: "Oh, my calories... I hope the math teacher won't take over my physical education class this afternoon so that I can burn some calories." "Let's not talk about other schools for now. This kind of situation rarely happens in our school. After all, it is a model school for quality education." "Yes, but I will be a senior in high school in fifty days! Once you finish your exams, we will be the graduating class, so we will have lost the right to receive quality education, woo woo." Cai Shi made a gesture of wiping tears as she spoke, and then ate another third of a spoonful of ice cream in one gulp. Masha: "Don't you have a headache if you eat so much?" The girl covered her forehead with the hand that wasn't holding the spoon: "You're the only one who talks too much." Chapter 005: Using the method of romantic comedy to start the spiritual revival (Monthly ticket, recommendation ticket, collection!) Masha looked at the girl with a smile. Suddenly, the girl held out a spoon with one-third of the ice cream left to him: "Come on, ah~" The classic scene of showing off one's affection for one another suddenly appeared! However, the scene that should have made people's hearts flutter became extremely funny because of the huge soup spoon. Masha couldn't help but burst out laughing. Cai Shi also laughed, but because she didn't use enough strength in her hands when she laughed, the spoon was lowered and the bottom touched the stylish plaid tablecloth of the milk tea shop table. Masha suddenly stopped smiling, grabbed her arm, raised her hand and the spoon together, leaned over and ate all the ice cream in the spoon in one bite. "Ah!" Cai Shi stamped her feet lightly, "I still want to eat! It's so troublesome for me to dig it up!" "Stand up!" Cai Shi rolled her eyes at Masha and muttered, "I'm a lady, how can I stand up and dig the food off the table?" Then she stood up, scooped a spoonful and sat down again. Masha: “It smells really good, right?”
"How can ice cream smell good?" Cai Shi pretended not to understand the joke. This time she took a small bite. It seemed that the headache caused by the two big bites just now left a deeper impression on her. Masha pointed to his lips and signaled to the girl, "Your lips are covered with ice cream." The girl then noticed the problem. She held the spoon in one hand and reached behind her back to take out a tissue from her schoolbag with the other hand. "You keep saying you're a lady, but in the end you end up with ice cream in your mouth. You're not as good as a grown man like me in eating decently." "I have a small mouth! You swallowed it all in one gulp, so of course no ice cream would get on your lips!" As she spoke, the girl took out a tissue from the bag, wiped her mouth carefully, then lifted up her hair that had run to the front and took another small bite of the ice cream. Masha looked at her and said, "Well, there is something I want to do..." "No." The girl still had ice cream in her mouth, but she still said firmly. "I haven't said anything yet!" "Anyway, they must want me to play some weird songs on the radio station! Last time you forced the stationmaster to play some Showa Restoration songs, you were fine, but the stationmaster was called in by the Youth League Committee Secretary and lectured for a long time." Masha has won many awards and has always been the top student in his grade since he was in his senior year of high school. Basically, as long as he does not violate our country's laws, whatever he does in school will be forgiven. The "stationmaster" that Cai Shi mentioned was his junior fellow apprentice. Although he was also very good, he was not good enough to have a golden medal of immunity from death. "That time it was because the monthly exam happened to be scheduled for February 26th, and the February 26th Mutiny was included in the exam this year, so I was just trying to help everyone have a deeper impression of it! It's not about that, I came to you because..." "No." Cai Shi interrupted Masha again with a smile. "Listen to what I have to say!" "Soviet songs are not okay either! Senior brother, I was your partner for a year in the first year of high school. You played Soviet songs every Wednesday before and after school and during lunch break. My classmates gave me the nickname Katyusha, did you know that? Last year on my birthday, my classmates gave me a surprise. As soon as I walked in the door, the whole class was singing 'Just as the pear blossoms are in bloom, and the soft gauze is floating on the Tianya River'..." As Cai Shi said this, she started to sing by herself. "Katyusha stands at..." "Stop singing!" "Didn't you sing it first?" Cai Shi lay on the table, her shoulders shaking, and it seemed that she couldn't laugh anymore. Then she stamped her feet, and it seemed that she really couldn't stop laughing. Seeing Cai Shi's expression, Masha changed his tone and said seriously, "Isn't this also a precious memory of our youth?" "No way! When I grow up and look back on my high school years, I will definitely think that this is the most shameful stain in my life!" Cai Shi said this and raised her head. The smile on her face was completely different from what she said. Then she seemed to remember something, and suddenly picked up the phone that had been lying upside down on the table, unlocked the screen, and then showed the screen to Masha. "Thanks to you, Senior Brother, NetEase Cloud Music compiled a playlist for me at the beginning of this year. Do you think this is the playlist a teenage girl should have?" When Masha saw the song titles, they were all in Russian. He actually didn't recognize Russian, but he had heard them so many times that he roughly recognized the "shape" of the song titles. "The song I listen to the most is actually 'Singing about Turbulent Youth'. It's no problem for teenage girls to listen to this! Back then, teenage girls sang this song as they rushed to the battlefield to fight against the Petliura gang..."
Then Masha was finally kicked. "Stop kidding! When Pavel Korchagin was fighting the Petliura gang, the author of this song was not even born!" Cai Shi said seriously, and then he couldn't help laughing. The dimples are so pretty. "So I got kicked out because I got the historical details wrong?" "Yes!" Cai Shi then cleared her throat and said seriously again, "Student, there are less than fifty days left until the college entrance examination. Don't slack off in your studies." Masha was about to respond when the girl in the couple at the next table suddenly spoke to him, "Excuse me, is this senior brother... Senior Masha from Class 9, Grade 3?" "My photo has been posted in the honor window so many times, and you don't recognize me. You are a student at the Experimental Middle School..." Then Masha was kicked again. "That's him," Cai Shi said, "So what? You're disillusioned, right?" "No, I just think that Senior Brother is really interesting. Um, Senior Sister, are you the one who played that role in the Red May event last year..." "Yes, she is the progressive female student who escaped from the clutches of the reactionaries with her unparalleled talent for supporting roles." Cai Shi lay on the table, stamping her feet desperately, probably because she was shy: "Don't mention my life stain again!" At last year's May Cultural Festival art performance, Masha signed up for a skit program with the idea that he would never get the chance again. However, being a man of great courage, he prepared two scripts. One was a direct copy of the Spring Festival Gala skit, which would be used for the rehearsal that would be approved by the teacher, and the other was a script written by Masha himself, which was a skit that used comedy to show how progressive female students of that era outsmarted reactionary officers. Incidentally, Masha’s character is that of a reactionary officer. He had a lot of fun acting. After that, because Masha was not the top student in the grade at that time, he was severely punished and did not even get the important participation award - except for their show, all shows had awards, and the total number of certificates was printed according to the total number of shows. Later that day, the leader of the Provincial Department of Education who came to inspect mentioned that Masha's skit was excellent, expressing the respect for revolutionary predecessors from the perspective of contemporary students and embodying the sense of ownership of contemporary students, etc. So the school specially printed a set of special prize certificates for the May Day activities and gave them to Masha and others at the flag-raising ceremony on Monday. Cai Shi was still lying on the table muttering: "Although I got a certificate in the end and was praised by the leader, it didn't add any extra points to the college entrance examination. It's completely useless!" The girl at the next table said, "But I think the seniors seem to be enjoying it. I was in the third year of junior high school at that time. I also wanted to try my luck in this school after watching that. I wanted to go to the same school with such interesting seniors. Seniors, I also want to ask, are you... a couple?" The girl, who should be a freshman in high school this year, asked with sparkling eyes. Cai Shi immediately straightened her back and waved her hands repeatedly, saying, "No, no! Who wants to be a couple with this guy?" Masha chose to remain silent, and then looked at Cai Shi with a meaningful look. Cai Shi realized that something was wrong in an instant. But she immediately showed a contemptuous expression, knocked the table with a spoon and said: "Brother, please don't do this, what if the rumors spread? I still want to have a relationship before entering the hell of senior year! Please don't haunt me after graduation!" Masha continued to remain silent and stared at Cai Shi. Although there was nothing unusual on her face, the roots of her ears hidden by the ends of her short hair were already red. ——This guy is really super cute. The boy at the next table pulled up the girl with a keen sense of gossip and said in a bossy way, "Let's go!"
The girl said "Oh" and was obediently pulled away by her boyfriend. "Brother, you..." Cai Shi stopped talking halfway, looking down at the table, "Did you have a fight with Senior Sister?" Her chair was making noises, probably because her legs were shaking. Masha thought to himself: ——This is too destructive. ——At this point, the options of using her for experiments or rejecting her no longer exist. The only thing left is to truly love her! ——Damn it, I’m the villain! Masha, who didn't know why she classified herself as a villain, was screaming in her heart. ——Is it all he can do to mend his ways? ——Is there nothing you can do about it? The evil person who would cruelly betray such a junior sister will definitely go to hell! ——Since the spiritual energy has revived, hell is really real, right? Masha made up his mind and prepared to respond seriously to Cai Shi's feelings. Suddenly, he discovered that the stainless steel handle of the large soup spoon that Cai Shi had placed on the table had been twisted into a knot and was still becoming more twisted. ——Fuck! ——Did I do this? ——No! It's not me! Masha looked at Cai Shi. —Could it be that the creaking of her chair was not due to her shaking legs? ** The Office for Prevention and Control of Unconventional Natural Disasters and the Office for Post-Disaster Management of Unconventional Natural Disasters, these two institutions have never hidden their signs, but have been hanging them openly at the gate of No. 1399 Peizheng Road, Yuezhou City. The project to cover up the truth about the resurgence of Reiki mobilized the world's best communication and popular psychology experts, who developed 26 sets of plans named after colors. For example, the Red Plan created a fictional organization called the SCP Foundation, and used this organization as a theme to carry out collective creation with global participation. In this way, when someone reveals the secrets of the spiritual revival response agencies of various countries, it can quickly make the public think that this is a creative behavior similar to SCP. There are several variants of this plan. The Orange-Red Plan is to launch a program called "Into Science", and then use meme manipulation to spread the view that "Into Science" is actually intended to cover up supernatural events, so as to achieve the purpose of covering up the real supernatural response agency. All 26 plans and related derivative plans have been in operation for more than ten years, so the sign of the Office of Prevention and Control of Unconventional Natural Disasters can be hung on the roadside with dignity. For so many years, no one has thought about what this organization actually does. This may also be because its existence is too dignified, giving people a sense of being taken for granted. If a passerby accidentally enters this yard, he will think it is just an ordinary civil affairs office. Whether it's the old man in the message room holding a thermos cup filled with wolfberries, or the "neighborhood committee auntie" constantly coming in and out of the office building, none of them would make people feel that this is a particularly powerful agency.
This feeling will be more obvious when you enter the office building. There were cheap computers that looked like the purchasing person had obviously made a profit from the price difference, a large number of files that ran counter to the principle of a paperless office, a huge whiteboard with a schedule of leave and time off, large dusty filing cabinets that contained unknown objects, and a junk box piled in the corner - it was filled with colored paper and other materials that looked like they were used to make propaganda boards at the entrance of the neighborhood committee. Today, the Office for the Prevention and Control of Extraordinary Natural Disasters behaved like a real tea-drinking and newspaper-reading agency, just like usual. The middle-aged women in the office were chatting about last night's Happy Camp while playing the "harvesting vegetables" game that has long been unpopular among young people. A 50-year-old uncle who was already half bald was holding a cup of tea and reading a newspaper, and a young aunt was knitting a sweater... Suddenly, the office door opened, and a young man poked his head in and shouted, "Here we go, A-level or higher reaction!" The next moment, everyone became serious.