No, Masha took a closer look and found that all of this guy's attributes were lower than Lin Qianxun's! And they were much lower. Especially the charm attribute, it is indeed zero! ——Forget it, I've tried my best, I'm sorry, you are a good girl and you will definitely find a better boy than me. After silently giving a nice guy card to this girl who didn't even take her name to heart, Masha turned the page. The second girl is much more pleasing to the eye, so is that a passing score? If she had Lin Qianxun's level of makeup skills and cosmetics of the corresponding price, she should be able to join the ranks of beautiful girls. Looking at his abilities, although his six measurements are still not as good as Lin Qianxun's, at least his qualifications are A. Especially the C+ cup size, which is a big plus. Masha thought this was a good sign, and then moved his eyes to the scrolling records at the bottom of the page. "I am drawing a doujinshi of Masha from the key class and Liu Hao from the sports specialty class." The moment he saw these words, Masha turned the page.
He had no problem with rotten girls, but the thought of this girl drawing pornographic pictures of herself and a sports student fencing gave him goose bumps and a chill in his anus. The third girl looked ordinary, but upon closer inspection, she turned out to be Masha's classmate. However, Masha didn't have much impression of her. She just remembered that her voice was very soft every time she came to ask her questions. Other than that, she never paid any attention to her. Taking another look, she had a C aptitude and her six attributes were all quite low, so Masha said to this inconspicuous girl from the bottom of his heart: "I'm sorry, compared to a utilitarian man like me who only cares about appearance and attributes, you will definitely meet someone better in the future." Just as he was about to turn the page, Masha suddenly felt that turning the pages one by one was not a big deal. It would be easier to add more screening conditions and try to select girls who meet his needs. So he closed the "volume" in his hand and gave instructions to the "magic weapon" in his mind. "Select the beautiful girls with fox ears and silver hair from the existing results!" There was no response at all from either the volume or the magic weapon. "I understand. It should be that the definition of beauty has not been given. Then, from the existing results, select the girls who have fox ears, silver hair and loli attributes and whose charm value is within the range of Lin Qianxun's charm value plus or minus 2!" There was no response at all from either the volume or the magic weapon. ——What’s going on? The spiritual energy has revived, but there’s still no loli with fox ears and silver hair? The magic weapon suddenly rolled up - Masha didn't know how to roll up a book with a cover that felt like marble, but it rolled up anyway. Then it swung in the air and hit Masha with a stick. "I was wrong. I won't mess around anymore. Let's select the girls whose charm values are within the range of plus or minus two of Lin Qianxun's charm value!" Masha covered his head that was hit and corrected his instructions in his mind. In the middle of the "volume", a page suddenly flew out and was turned upside down on the computer desk in front of Masha. Then the volume and the magic weapon itself merged into one. It seemed that the girl on the page in front of him was the only one who met the requirements. Masha reached out and turned the page over. A familiar face came into view. She was a school girl who was one grade younger than Masha and Masha's former partner at the radio station. She was a short girl with a lot of energy, but her height of meters was not too bad in Guangdong, but in the north she would definitely be considered petite. By the way, Masha’s grandparents were cadres who went south, so they are of pure northern descent. They are tall and strong, and stand out in the Experimental Middle School. The little girl looks particularly beautiful when she smiles, with obvious dimples. Moreover, compared to Lin Qianxun, who has mastered the superb makeup technique, this girl seems to have never been involved in the field of makeup.
Back then, Masha had to work on duty at the radio station with this girl every Wednesday, but he had never seen her put on makeup or anything like that. I remember another time when she wore lipstick to school and was praised by Masha. But she ended up removing the lipstick because she was too shy. "Come to think of it, I always called her Shorty. I almost forgot her real name. She's actually called Cai Shi... How vulgar." After imprinting the name of the short and fat junior sister in his memory again, Masha decided to use Cai Shi to experiment with the function of this magic weapon. Of course, he didn't intend to treat the girl as a mere test subject, and he would definitely take full responsibility after the test. After all, he had a good relationship with Cai Shi in the past, and they left many memories. Perhaps it is because of this that the girl still has a full favorability towards him even though it has been almost eight months since he left the radio station. Well, let’s go look for Cai Shi tomorrow morning - wait a minute! Masha picked up the mobile phone on the computer desk and opened QQ. ——As I remember correctly, I have Cai Shi’s QQ. Since we were all in the radio station's QQ group, we added each other's accounts. However, when Masha was still at the radio station, I remember that Cai Shi rarely spoke on QQ. After Masha left, we didn't have any conversations at all. As time went by, we forgot about it. Masha clicked on the QQ number with the note "Shorty" and scrolled up, and found that the last time the two had a conversation was ten months ago. ——Fuck, it’s amazing that you can still maintain your favorable impression of me. Masha clicked on Cai Shi’s post. The latest update is: the cicada sounds fade away, and the frog sounds rise. There were a lot of likes and comments below, and Masha knew at a glance that many of the comments were from boys who wanted to pursue the short and fat girl. What a pity, none of these people got the point of these eight words. "Boys nowadays don't even like to use Baidu? This is a poem by Yu Guangzhong." Masha muttered quietly, "Moreover, it's a poem about unrequited love." Masha suddenly felt a little guilty. While muttering "Sorry to have kept you waiting for a long time", he replied with the next two lines of the poem in his status: A pond of red lotus is like red flames in the rain. After pressing send, Masha exited the chat and thought about how to greet the junior sister whom he hadn't spoken to for such a long time. Suddenly, the junior sister's portrait popped up on the screen, with a sentence: "Brother, have you finished the questions today?" Masha's cell phone was an old model that his father had discarded, so it took a second for the phone to vibrate after the chat bubble appeared. Masha smiled and replied on the screen: "A genius like me never does practice questions." "Yes, but why didn't you go to the winter camp, Senior Brother Genius?" "It's none of your business." Masha was shocked. That was his "biggest stain in life" - he didn't qualify for the Olympic Winter Camp. The first time he worked hard to get the first place in his grade, he was ridiculed by a fellow student who qualified for the Winter Camp. While Masha was thinking about the past, another message came from the shorty: "Brother, did you have a quarrel with Sister Lin? So you came to me, the shorty, little sister, to heal yourself? If you want to find someone to fake a date to annoy Sister Lin, I'm happy to accompany you." The corners of Masha's mouth were almost bent up to his ears. ——I know all your little thoughts clearly!
He typed quickly: "Tomorrow after school at noon, I'll treat you to lunch at the usual place on the back street." send! Immediately, the reply came: "Sure, can I bring my boyfriend?" Masha was stunned for a moment, but immediately reacted - this girl's latest update was "the cicada sounds fade away, the frog sounds rise", no one would believe that she has a boyfriend. He immediately typed: "Okay, watch me cuckold him right in front of him." This time, there was an obvious pause in the other party's reply. When Masha was getting impatient and was about to send another message, she replied: "Brother, you'd better focus on your studies. There are less than 50 days left before the college entrance examination. I'll treat you to a meal after the exam." Masha immediately picked up the "page" on the table and looked at the dynamic column. "It was nice chatting with my senior brother. Favorability +5, Romance +0. I feel a little lonely and sad." Masha threw the page back on the table, thought for a moment, and replied: "Listen to me, I have something very important that I need your help with. Now only you can help me." send. This time the wait was even longer than the last time. Masha waited for a long time on pins and needles, holding the cell phone in one hand and the book in the other. Finally, the girl’s reply came: “Haagen-Dazs.” Masha replied: "That thing is all about marketing. It's just an ordinary ice cream brand abroad. I'll bring you Nestle ice cream. It's taro flavored, right?" "Brother, you are such a straight man, it would be strange if you didn't make Sister Lin angry." This time, the girl replied quickly, "Tomorrow at noon, the same place. But the last class is my old class, so it will probably be delayed." "Okay, I'll wait for you." Chapter 004: The key to all tactics is surprise (Monthly ticket, recommendation ticket, collection!) Noon the next day. After class, Masha went to the nearby Walmart first, and then went straight to the "old place". The so-called back street is actually just an ordinary alley. There seems to be such an alley near all middle schools, where those shops that cannot be placed near the school gate are concentrated: such as Internet cafes, billiard shops, and there used to be arcade halls, but later they were swept in during the crackdown on pornography and illegal publications. Dozens of arcade frames were regarded as "gambling props" and burned in a grand destruction ceremony. In addition to these stores that will make parents furious, there are also restaurants in the back streets that serve students who come here to play, and the price-performance ratio is generally better than other places, probably because the storefronts are relatively shabby and don’t cost much. Masha carried the things he bought from Walmart and walked into the back street with ease. After walking a few steps, the toy store owner sitting on the side of the road greeted him: "Hey, long time no see, come and open a few bags?" In the past, Masha often bought Yu-Gi-Oh card packs at this toy store, but now... "No, I've spent all my money on FGO..." "You guys are all like this. It would be better if you could draw some cards and play with them in your hands." The boss shook his head, with an expression and tone as if he was lamenting that "the world is going downhill." Masha smiled.
The boss pointed to a few students from the Experimental Middle School who were playing cards at the card table and said, "Would you like to try this? Check out the genuine Gundam cards." "I know, the pattern is an imitation of Magic: The Gathering. Forget it today. Someone is waiting for me." When the boss heard this, he immediately showed an "I understand" expression: "Is it that short junior sister? I saw her go in just now. Since you broke up, I have hardly seen her come here." "We have never been together, so how can we break up?" Masha shrugged. "I'm leaving now. Bye." "Go ahead, go ahead, don't let the girls wait too long." The boss waved his hand with a smile. The shop owners on the back streets are almost all like this, talkative and good at remembering people, and they can unconsciously create a feeling of "being one of our own". After turning many corners in the alley, Masha finally arrived at the "old place": an unremarkable milk tea shop. However, people who are familiar with it all know that this milk tea shop, which is opened in a residential building, may have a small front but is very spacious inside. Moreover, the hostess has good taste and the interior decoration has a simple beauty, so young couples from Experimental Middle School like to come here. As soon as Masha entered the room, he saw Cai Shi sitting at the small table at the innermost window. Looking from the door, you can see her slender legs wrapped in black stockings under her plaid pleated skirt and her little leather shoes polished to a shine under the table. The girl held the milk tea in both hands. Just like before, the slightly large sleeves of her school uniform covered half of her palms, leaving only her fingers exposed. Her slender fingertips slightly intersected the edge of the milk tea cup. Among her ten fingernails, only the little finger on her left hand had a manicure. When their eyes met, the girl immediately showed her signature sweet smile. Those two dimples had the magical effect of making people feel instantly relaxed and happy. As Masha walked towards the girl, she put down her milk tea and gently lifted her short hair. "What month is it already? Why are you still wearing a long-sleeved school uniform?" "The winter clothes in our school are better looking than the summer clothes. As long as the temperature doesn't exceed 25 degrees, I will wear my winter clothes!" The girl's voice is still as energetic as before. "But it's a bit hot now." As she said this, she took off her winter clothes, revealing the shirt underneath that matched the clothes. The school badge on her chest was perfectly lifted by the bulge. Although it is a short and fat dish, it has plenty of ingredients where they should be, which is a major plus. Masha put the things in his hand on the table and said, "It's hot. Here, this is the ice cream we agreed on." As he spoke, he took out Nestle taro ice cream from the Walmart shopping bag. 7L package, net content . Cai Shi stared at the huge ice cream cone that appeared in front of her with wide eyes. After the initial surprise, she burst into laughter: "Brother, hahahaha...what the hell!" Looking at the girl who was laughing so hard, Masha was also very happy. It was also very pleasing to the eye to see a girl like Cai Shi laughing so hard. Not only did Cai Shi smile, but the young couples at the nearby tables, who were also wearing Experimental Middle School uniforms, also smiled when they looked over here. ——This is exactly the effect we want! The girl finally stopped laughing, and Masha, with a mysterious expression on his face, slowly took out the large soup spoon that he bought with the ice cream from the shopping bag. The moment she saw the spoon, Cai Shi was able to hold back her laughter. However, she glanced at Masha's expression as he held the spoon and burst out laughing again: "Brother, what's with that expression on your face, hahahaha!" "Humph, using props and expressions to create laughs is my strong point. Come on, give it a try. It feels great. I've tried it myself."
That’s right, using a big spoon to scoop ice cream out of a bucket and eat it is a famous scene that will definitely happen in the Ma family in the summer. Cai Shi tried to suppress her laughter and took the soup spoon from Masha. However, before she could do anything, she burst into laughter again, knocking the spoon on the table. "What the hell is this? This is too weird! Brother, why are you like this? I'm a lady. Even if you want to buy a big one, just buy the ordinary family size. The one that's more than 200 grams is already very big." ——Nonsense, the 255-gram kind can't make you so amused. "How can you possibly finish this? Are you going to take it to school?" "Can I borrow the boss lady's refrigerator?"
