"Where did you get it?" Masha asked in surprise. "I always carry it with me in my makeup bag! In addition to my makeup bag, I also carry a folding umbrella, air freshener, and rhinitis spray. Yes, that's the kind of spray made in China that's very effective for hay fever. In addition to these, I also carry a small medical kit and anti-wolf spray!" Xiao Shi said this as she brought her small bag forward and showed Masha the contents one by one. Masha asked, "Do you need to bring pepper spray? Will it be useful?" "Of course, this thing is better than martial arts!" Masha laughed: "What you said reminds me of that stupid picture, the one where Harry Potter holds a gun and says, 'Ron, this is much more useful than a wand.'" Xiao Shi also laughed: "I haven't seen this picture, but I can imagine it. Okay, do you still want your ears to be picked?" As she spoke, she shook the ear spoon in her hand at Masha. Masha lay down happily, resting her head on Xiaoshi's knees and turning sideways. Xiao Shi's body temperature was transmitted through the cool cloth, and then he could feel the metal object probing into his cochlea.
"Oh, what a big piece of earwax!" Xiao Shi whispered, "You don't usually dig it out, this is horribly big. If you don't pay attention to cleaning the cochlea, you can easily get otitis media." Masha made an “ahhh” sound. "What's wrong? Does it hurt?" "No, I just think this feels a bit big..." “Because the density of cochlear nerves is very high.” "Now that you mention it...I suddenly feel that the uncle you just mentioned who asked you to clean his ears deserves to be beaten." Xiao Shi giggled. At the same time, her hand was still gently operating the ear spoon, and the metal kept gently sweeping across the inner wall of Masha's cochlea. I don’t know which nerve was touched, but Masha suddenly felt goose bumps on the back of his head, and then spread all the way down his neck. It feels a bit sour. Masha could feel that there was a large object being moved out bit by bit by Xiao Shi. The feeling of the edge of the object scratching the inner wall of the cochlea mixed with the touch of the ear pick was quite sour and pleasurable. Originally, Masha thought that the main enjoyment of ear cleaning was the pressure on the cheeks underneath, but now he found out that he was extremely wrong. ——I see! No wonder the Japanese developed a program and hardware that allows you to experience a beautiful girl cleaning her ears using virtual reality technology! ——I am short-sighted! Xiao Shi: "I dug it out! Ah Sha, look, it's such a big piece!" Xiao Shi picked up the large piece of earwax with an ear pick and put it in front of him to show him. "You, you must pay attention to the cleanliness of your ears. I will clean them for you every week from now on." As he spoke, Xiao Shi shook the earwax into the grass beside him and began to gently scrape the inner wall of Masha's cochlea with an ear spoon. "Oh!" Masha made a very philosophical sound.
"If you make strange noises on purpose, I might get scared and accidentally puncture your eardrums." Masha shut up decisively. After working carefully for about five minutes, Xiao Shi patted Masha on the shoulder and said, "Turn over, change sides!" Masha turned around obediently. So his nose was almost touching Xiao Shi's belly. Has the scent of shower gel. "It's a big patch over here too! It's really miraculous that you don't have otitis media." "Really? Then please protect my ears from now on." "Hey, hey, wrap it up on me!" More than ten minutes later, Xiao Shi patted Masha on the shoulder again: "Okay, it's done!" Masha sat up reluctantly and shook his head. "The sound of the waves feels much more real," said Masha. "You were wearing one-third of an earplug in your ear, so of course the sound would be distorted." Xiao Shi laughed, "Well, my craftsmanship is great, isn't it?" "Great, from now on you will be the number one technician in my ear cleaning shop, the kind that only serves me." Masha joked while turning his head to look at Xiao Shi, and suddenly realized that they were very close. The two of them stared at each other at a very close distance. Xiao Shi's breathing became noticeably faster. She had just closed her eyes when Masha asked, "Now that you're wearing fox ears, you're half a fox. What's the sound of a fox?" Xiao Shi was stunned for a moment, then he opened his eyes and looked at Masha, and whispered, "Will the Great Chu rise and Chen win?" "Where can a fox speak human language?" "Then..." Xiao Shi used both hands to make the hand gesture that is generally considered to represent a fox head in Japan, "KONKON? That's what Hakusen calls it." "No, no." Masha laughed and tapped Xiaoshi's collarbone with her finger. "Let me teach you. This is how a fox calls: Ding Ding Ding~" Xiao Shi burst out laughing. Masha took advantage of her unpreparedness and kissed her. ---- I still owe you 17 more Vote, remember to vote! PS: I have given you the QR code, you can figure it out on your own. If you can't find it on the official account, you are too late. I have a lot of haters, and this thing must be watched and reported by someone, and it will be dealt with soon. Chapter 389 You've got this day too (Update )
The next morning, Masha was woken up early. He rubbed his sleepy eyes and looked at Xiao Shi, who had her hands on her hips, in confusion: "What's going on?" "It's six o'clock, get up and do morning exercises!" Xiao Shi said seriously. "No, you went to bed so late last night, let me sleep in..." "No! Now that the spiritual energy is about to revive, we must be fully prepared! We can't let down our guard!" "If you hesitate, you will fail!" Masha said teasingly while preparing to use a hug and kiss to deal with Xiao Shi. However, Xiao Shi's Nine Yin White Bone Claw grabbed his face directly: "As for our organization, once you are finished, we will be finished with you, so you must be strong. Although it is impossible to make your physical body fight against superpowers through training, but at least you have to be able to defeat all ordinary people you meet with your physical body!" "Ordinary people will definitely use guns. No matter how much I train, I can't use my physical body to fight against guns, right?" Although Masha doesn't hate training, as a Chinese, he instinctively wants to slack off - you know, the reason why Chinese people are particularly good at technological innovation is because we want to slack off! ——You see, most of the mechanical devices in Tiangong Kaiwu were developed by our ancestors just to take time off! Xiao Shi was completely unmoved: "It's true that there is no way to fight against guns with your body, but as long as you are strong enough, you can wear a bulletproof vest at any time! And physical strength and endurance can also give you more options in dealing with it. If you can't beat the enemy with a gun, at least make sure you can outrun him! "Of course, I will also supervise you in practicing your shooting skills!" Masha scratched the back of his head. ——Although what she said makes sense, if someone forces me to do something, I will not be happy even if they are right... ——I can’t help it. Please forgive me for being unruly and free-spirited all my life… Just when Masha was about to think of a way to use his props to escape, Xiao Shi said something decisive: "I felt it yesterday. Although your waist muscles look strong, your waist strength is not as strong as I thought." Masha: "Just tell me, how do we practice?" ——You will pay for what you said, woman! Xiao Shi looked like she knew everything: "I don't know how other schools train, so I can only train you according to the methods of our dojo and my experience in the track and field club in junior high school. First, let's go for a morning run!" "Okay! Let's just..." "Just run here. It's not safe outside. If you run, you have to bring Chihiro with you. It's not good." Xiao Shi said, "Also, you have to do warm-up exercises before your morning run. Get up and I'll help you." Next, with the help of Xiao Shi, Masha completed the warm-up exercises. Having Xiao Shi help him stretch his legs and back, which should have been a benefit, but Masha's muscles were so painful from being stretched that he had no way to enjoy the benefit. After finally completing the warm-up exercises, Xiao Shi took a bamboo pole from the world in the car, used it as a naginata and held it in front of him, watching Masha running along the beach around the island. The waves, the beach, a shirtless muscular man running on the beach - wait, this scene looks familiar! After running, Xiao Shi supervised Masha to do a lot of other exercises. Fortunately, Masha had a good foundation and did not collapse from exhaustion, but this set of exercises was still quite exhausting. "Did you practice martial arts like this before?" Masha asked as he took the Oriental Leaf handed to him by Xiao Shi - it seemed that he couldn't find barley tea so he took this as a substitute. "Yes," Xiao Shi nodded, and came up with a towel to wipe Masa's sweat. As she wiped, she said, "Naginata is a female martial art, so this standard is actually set for women, taking into account the fact that women can't train their muscles too much and become unmarried."
——You are a liar! "Wait, female martial arts, but you said your father or grandfather was a dojo master?" "My family also inherited the art of spearmanship. In fact, we also inherited the art of archery. However, during the Southwest War, the group that served as archery instructors stood against the Meiji government and was expelled." "Isn't your family too great?" "It's just so-so." Xiao Shi showed a modest smile, "That's it for this morning. I've prepared breakfast. Just wash up and come and eat!" "Weren't you watching me exercising just now? How did you find the time to make breakfast?" Masha was shocked again. "I got up at five o'clock." Masha recalled what happened last night: "You...only slept for two hours? So..." "No problem, these are all piece of cake! Leave it to me!" Xiao Shi patted his chest and showed an invincible and confident smile. ——Damn it, now I have no excuse to slack off! Masha sighed. "Okay. Take it easy and don't get too tired. I'll help you prepare some tea later. It's the tea we'll use to test the way we collect faith during the military training..." "Do you want me to distribute tea to everyone?" Xiao Shi asked. "Yes, let's see if free tea and free smiles can win faith." Masha was a little worried that the faith was a strict belief, which would make it difficult to collect. Maybe he would have to create a religious organization besides the shadows and the vigilantes. If it is not a belief in the strict sense, then let Xiao Shi start a live broadcast. Xiao Shi is so cute. She can easily collect a lot of beliefs by singing and dancing on the live broadcast. During today's military training, Masha planned to verify what kind of belief this was. Xiao Shi looked at Masha and suddenly thought of something, so she asked, "What should I tell Mr. Gaomu?" "Just tell him that you are my woman," said Masha. "Eh... t-that's the way to put it? Isn't that a bit too direct?" "Don't worry, I think they will be happy about it." Xiao Shi nodded doubtfully: "Okay, let me try this out." After a moment, Xiao Shi put down his phone and looked at Masha: "Mr. Gao Mu congratulated me." "Look, I'll tell you." Masha said with a smile. ** In the morning, during a break in the military training, Xiao Shi took out the prepared tea and disposable cups. "Everyone, I prepared a cup of herbal tea for everyone!" Someone exclaimed: "Xiao Shi, can you also make herbal tea?"
"I made it according to the list of ingredients I found online. Chinese medicinal herbs and other ingredients are sold everywhere. It's worthy of being China." Xiao Shi said with a smile. "Goddess!" The class clown had an exaggerated expression of emotion, "I will curse the person who marries Xiao Shi in the future!" Masha: "I bounce your curse back!" "Wow, no way, it's you again?" The boy closest to Masha exclaimed, "Why is it always you? Please be kind and save some benefits for the brothers, Commander!" ——Military commander?