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Chapter 156: Page 156

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Chapter 156: Page 156

"Look, people are saying this." Masha was very excited, "Come on, Guigui, activate your skills." Guigui activated her skills, and in the eyes of everyone, she turned into an exquisite doll. Qianxun suddenly frowned: "Don't you think it's scary for a doll to have eyes that can move?" Masha, who was putting her hand under her skirt with great interest, stopped and looked at Guigui (the doll). "Shit, now that you mention it, I'm starting to feel really cautious!" he exclaimed. The doll raised her hand and patted Masha: "I am the one who is careless!" The league secretary started to make a noise: "It's haunted!" "My name just has the word 'gui' in it, so I'm called Guigui! I'm not a ghost!" The little girl also joined in the fun, screaming at the top of her lungs, but her expression was filled with joy. Cai Shi also joined in the antics, so what was originally intended to be a bed scene turned into Guigui (a doll) chasing after a group of screaming people.

I don’t know where these people get their childishness from. ** After a lot of trouble, Masha finally finished with Guigui. Masha held Guigui who was sitting on her body, glanced at the girls playing Mario Kart nearby, and complained: "You guys almost made it impossible for me to get hard." Gui Gui: "Sorry... I don't have a good figure." "It's none of your business! These guys must have done it on purpose." Masha hugged Guigui tightly and stretched out his hand to summon Guigui's page. Sure enough, there is another gift. The league secretary asked from a distance: "What did you get?" "I'll look at it now." As he said that, Masha reached out and clicked on the gift that Guigui was holding in both hands in the photo. The next moment, a box appeared in Masha's hand. It was so heavy that he couldn't hold it with one hand, and it fell to the ground with a bang. As luck would have it, Masha's toe was hit. He screamed and pulled out his toes. The girls playing Mario Kart over there immediately pressed the pause button and turned to look at Masha. Qianxun's tone changed a little: "What's wrong?" "I hit my foot!" The four girls booed together and turned back to playing Mario Kart. "It hurts so much! I can see with my naked eyes that my toes are purple! Does anyone among us have medical superpowers?" "Aren't you the one who knows best what we are capable of?" the League Secretary responded. Chihiro: "Be a real man, instead of making a fuss about smashing your toes, just smear some saliva on yourself."

This is what Masha’s father Ma Zili often said to Masha. Cai Shi sighed, put down the handle and stood up: "I'll go get the medical kit for my brother." Guigui had already gotten off Masha and started to check Masha's feet. "It's badly swollen, but it's okay. It doesn't look like a nerve has been hit. The swelling will go down in a few days. Before that, you may have to wear slippers - flip-flops are not allowed." "I am from Yuezhou, and you actually deprive me of the right to wear flip-flops?" "Don't make a fuss," Qianxun said with a smile, "You are obviously of pure northern descent, but you grew up in Yuezhou. Don't always speak like a pure Yuezhou person." "Don't worry, you'll laugh at me. I've never been north of the Yangtze River in my life." Cai Shi trotted over dragging a large military medical box. After opening the box, Cai Shi took out a bunch of medicines, bandages, and other things: "Let me see, this is the Band-Aid!" Gui Gui stepped forward, snatched the Band-Aid and put it back in the box: "This is a bruise, let me take care of it." Cai Shi: “Oh.” She stepped back and said, "Well, don't you need to put on some clothes first?" Guigui was stunned for a moment, screamed, and ran towards the clothes on the table. Then he stepped on Masha's big toe, which had already been hit. "NOOOOO!" Masha screamed. ——Anyone please come and help me, I’m in so much pain! As soon as this thought came to mind, the box that had just hit Masha's feet opened with a click. There is a grid structure inside, and in each grid, there is a little ghost wearing a maid outfit? The box began to play the Grenadiers' March. To the sound of the Grenadiers' March, 12 little ghosts climbed out of the box and walked to the medical box that Cai Shi had placed on the ground to the beat of the drums. Masha stared at the little ones. ——Wait, this thing has a strong sense of déjà vu, and it reminds me of Doraemon’s props! Chapter 262 You, the tool man, finally have subordinates (rd update) They started to stack up, and finally a little ghost crawled into the medical box. Soon, ointments, bandages and other things were taken out of the medical box by the little ghost and brought to Masha's big toe which had begun to swell. The girls who were playing Mario Kart were attracted over and squatted together to watch these little guys. "What is this? It's so cute." Cai Shi asked. Guigui had just put on his clothes and his head had just popped out from the collar, and he was looking over here.

"Huh?" she exclaimed, "Why do these look so much like me?" Chihiro: "It's not a resemblance, it's a miniature version of you." "Don't just stand there, explain to us what this thing is, Doraemon!" the League Secretary said as he tapped Masha's knee with his hand. "It hurts! Wait for me to concentrate. It hurts so much that I am distracted." Masha looked at this thing intently, and the description appeared: This is a group of mini robots that can do most of the things Guigui can do. They need to be charged and can repair themselves automatically, but they need to add materials according to the instructions on the side of the box. ——After seeing the description of this prop, I think it is more like a Doraemon prop! ——If this is still wound up, then it must have come from the Doraemon universe. - For example, in the long novel "Arabian Nights", the mechanical dancer in Sinbad's golden palace was clockwork. As Masha was thinking, Chihiro pulled out a wire from the back of the box: "Wow, this thing is actually rechargeable! Let me see, it's 220-volt household electricity. What is this? A feed port?" "The box seems to be able to repair these small things. If there is anything that needs to be replaced, you need to feed the material into the feed port according to the instructions." Masha explained. "So this thing can't repair itself?" The League Secretary was shocked. "Compared to the previous magical props, this one is indeed less magical. I feel that with modern technology, it will be possible in the near future." "I'm sorry..." Gui Gui seemed to really think it was her fault. Cai Shi said: "This is not your fault..." Qianxun suddenly interrupted Cai Shi: "Gui Gui, if you keep doing this, I will be angry. Now you are our family, why you and not others? Even the two sixteen-year-olds didn't know the truth for various reasons. We chose you because we need you. You can hold your head high and proudly declare that you are..." Chihiro stopped and looked at Masha: "What is the name of our organization? Doctor?" She specifically used this name within the organization that Masha gave herself. "Masha and his happy companions?" Masha said the first alternative answer in his mind - he had always thought that the name of the organization had no effect, so they had never seriously considered this matter. "If you want us to call you Doctor," Cai Shi looked at Masha seriously, "Brother, you have to come up with an organization name that looks like the boss is a Doctor." Masha scratched his head for a long time and said, "X laboratory!" "Disney will sue us, so it's not possible." The League Secretary also seriously rejected Masha's proposal. "If one day we are trapped in the shadow of the Earth, we can consider calling it Mickey Mouse Laboratory," Qianxun joked, "Then Disney's legal department will break through the dimensional wall to capture us and send us to the nearest court for prosecution." "Why call him Mickey Mouse? Just draw a few circles on the ground that will remind people of Mickey Mouse, and Disney's legal department will come over." Masha also joked, imitating the tone of the law enforcement officers, "'Hello, I am Disney Legal Agent 007'..." The league secretary brought the topic back to the original topic: "Seriously, since we've mentioned this today, let's decide on a name. It has to be short and easy to remember, and it has to look classy." Masha clapped his hands fiercely. "Let's call it Rhodes Island! Let the Eagle Network sue me! Then I can ask their boss, Sea Cat Complex, for an autograph." "No. Didn't that game receive a lot of negative reviews during the public beta?" Chihiro frowned. "That must be the work of a competitor. As long as there's Amiya to lick, it's a good game. God knows why a donkey can be so cute." The league secretary yelled, "Quiet! Pay attention!" "You should yell order!"

"Ooooooorder! Am I yelling like the Speaker of the British House?" Cai Shi looked at the League Secretary and said, "Secretary, do you feel that you have been with Brother for so long that you have begun to be contaminated by his sand sculpture power?" "I do." The League Secretary held his forehead with his hand. Gui Gui was completely at a loss as to what to do next, when suddenly someone patted her on the shoulder. She turned her head and saw that it was the little girl Tang Yingqiu. The little girl had an expression that said, "Don't talk, I know everything." She whispered to her, "You feel confused, right? You can't follow the conversation, right? It's okay. I'm used to it. Now I can understand a little bit. I will teach you later." "Oh, thank you." Guigui thanked very seriously. On the other hand, the League Secretary successfully brought the topic back to the name of the organization, although discussing the name of the organization at this moment was itself a result of going off topic. "How about calling it Tenjo Tengoku Musoukai?" Masha suggested again, "Capcom's legal department doesn't like suing people. And this isn't Capcom's original idea." "Then you should call him president or team leader. I think we should imitate the office style..." As soon as Chihiro made the first half of her suggestion, everyone called a halt: "Stop! It's too long!" "Then, we want to become an umbrella that protects the innocent. Let's call ourselves Umbrella! The founder of Umbrella is also a doctor!" "Are you still planning to study biochemical viruses? Change one!" "This world in the car will become an oasis in troubled times, an oasis!" "Stop using the names of organizations from movies, anime, or games!" Masha scratched his head. "Apart from using names from fictional works, I only come up with funny names." Qianxun said: "How about we keep it simple and use one word as the name of the organization, so that no matter what it is called, it will be very impressive. You see, the place we are hiding in is called the Shadow of the Earth, right? Then let's call it Shadow." "'Movie bar' is two words." Masha was glared at after he said that. The league secretary nodded and said, "That seems to be possible. Then Masha is Doctor Shadow, and those of us who are actually fighting are called Endermen. How about that? Our world in the car feels a lot like the game Minecraft." "I think we should number them. Each of your armors should have a number on it. The armor is called Masked Princess Rider, and you should be called Shadow Rider. Chihiro is the First Rider, and the Secretary is the Second Rider." Masha said. Chihiro laughed and said, "It seems that there is a tradition among Kamen Riders that the second rider is responsible for the defeat." The league secretary shrugged. So Qianxun turned to Guigui and said, "Let's continue what we were talking about just now." ——Can this be continued? "We chose you because we need you. You can hold your chest high and proudly declare that you are a member of the Shadow!" ——Shit, it seems like it’s really connected? Guigui's expression at this moment was very subtle. Masha boldly guessed that the discussion between him, his wife and the other two had just released too much nonsense, which shocked Guigui's mother. "I, I will try to be confident!"

Chihiro nodded, then looked down at the robot, which had returned to the box after finishing with Masha's toes. "What can they do?" "The instructions say they can do everything Guigui can do." Masha said, trying to give instructions in his mind. So the box opened again, and to the sound of the Grenadiers' March, 12 little robots dragged the box to the electrical socket and plugged it in. Masha gave another order to "clean up and take care of the crops," and the little robots began to disperse to get the vacuum cleaners and other cleaning tools. The league secretary laughed and said, "You, the tool man, finally have some subordinates!"

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